0:00 my dad does accr so like all my friends like whenever they up we just go to the back and he goes all yeah let's do it damn you guys got the hospital hookup but he always does that like like with all my friends like he'll x-ray the arm and then he'll come out and go like he's like you got to get circumcised [Music] sorry buddy of mine just to start things off just recently told me that he's actually you know it's like uh your parents get divorced and it's like H it's my fault that's the meme right yeah no it was his fault he literally told his mom that his dad was cheating on her yeah whoa yeah whoa yeah which is wild but it was true it was true so he was the rat he was the rat and then he
0:50 like literally demoed his own life how did he catch it though so he he caught his dad like communicating with this woman on his computer and he was oh his own computer what on his own computer I know and they were like exchanging emails and ████ like that and he saw it and then he told the mom and they got divorced and divorced the whole Jam y oh my god did it did it did it ruin him and his dad's relationship no ultimately they reconcile but obviously his dad was pissed at him at first did he regret doing it did he regret it when he's like man I shouldn't have done it maybe we could have worked it out but no he was like should have kept his mouth shut I think just a cope he he's like just you know he's glad it worked out the way it worked out cuzz he's only on this timeline I can't do second chances right but yeah it was pretty he definitely you know cuz I did that thing where I'm like
1:40 it's your fault and he was like no it was my fault and I was like oh fault and he's like no it wasn't my fault would you any of you have done it differently that's a that's a hard thing to keep to yourself if I like my mom more than my dad i' I'd rat him out yeah I think I would too but if I like my dad too I'd be so conflicted cuz I'd just be like ████ well she does have the right to know that's the tough part for I would say ████ really I would't say ████ you know why because like there's no telling and I learned this the hard way there's no telling who has what score on each other so like if I caught my dad doing ████ my mom who knows she might use that on him and and then she'll be able to keep whatever she did a secret forever wow and now I'll never know and I'll always think only my dad ████ up
2:30 oh wow so I have no clue like my who knows who's doing what that's really true that's that's that's smart you just don't know where the score is at you don't know you don't know where the need is at if I was in that situation I know that this is an adult matter and I'm just you know I'm just an observer I shouldn't even be a part of this like they got to figure that ████ out as adults true I don't want to affect that to uh serve my dad like papers and like just div Ser your dead papers okay cuz like like we were already moved out he hasn't been around for a couple years and I said why are we going to continue um sh yeah just cut it out change your last name go through the process we need to sever tise mhm and I think she was just like well he did say in his letter that he's going to go handle his ████ and he's going to come back I'm like nah
3:21 like that's stupid like to me there's no point there's no communication but is your old man the Jitsu no I that's a new name yeah mitsuhara mo mo mitsuhara I wouldn't I wouldn't snitch I would just tell my dad look Dad I'll keep it a secret long as you keep buying me ████ so you would extort your father that's actually the better move that's a better and then if he say something crazy to me or something awful I'm be like well time's up buddy time to get divorced that's a businessman you got to be like all right Dad so I want to go to this summer camp it's a surf school I'm going to ask Mom and you're going to be there to ████ back me up yep that's how I would have gone about it if not your life gets blowed up that's all my dad was cheating
4:11 on my mom oh ████ but he ended up with the person he was cheating oh really yeah they stayed together waa and then uh Happy Ending wait a minute the daughter of the lady that he cheated on with she let me um play with her titties hey that's well she came out on top spend the rest of this article we were around a oh she was older than me I think she was like 2 years older and then uh my dad would go over to her house to we were like in elementary school or something titties yeah yeah well she was like f fifth or sixth grade had the heavy ones though and then um yeah we would go over and he's like a music teacher so he would teach her piano and then her when it was her mom's turn like I would just
5:01 we would just go play and then um yeah my kind of play yeah and then one one thing led to another and I'm feeling up on her boobs and we're just in the closet yeah one thing led to another a great story what's she doing while you're feeling up for she's like oh she's yawning yeah what is her reaction she like I don't know but I remember during that time a lot of girls would let me f up their boobies because hey dude you're the boob guy you're just a weird did but I remember kids would always flash me too like it was a funny thing like you just get out of the pool then flash each other it wasn't a sexual thing it was just like here touch my it's not sexual yeah but I think it's like curiosity and then like I don't know like you're just playing around but then like how did your how did your mom find out again well this is way more in
5:51 the future this is like ████ maybe like five years plus after you know I was 14 or 13 and then um at this point point I was already a raver like I was out with my buddy Eddie like makes it sound like a job like your full time like longing in I'm already Union at that point I got I made un I think by this time though there was already like a lot of turmoil in the house like and then one day I came back from a rave at like ████ 800 in the morning with the lunch B from the graveyard CH exhausted 14 years old my mom's getting ready to go to work yeah and me and my friends are just like ████ cracked out and she goes like you know your father hasn't been here for like at least two weeks and I'm all like heav you I
6:42 haven't been here for at least two weeks and then so she's like I don't think he's coming back and I'm like ████ why didn't even notice he's been gone D but I I think by that time I was so drugged out and like the house was all ████ up like I didn't know like I didn't you know I was barely home like I was unaware of what was happening and then um I think like she told me he was staying at some girls place and then like she heard some rumors a couple years later and then I guess the stories were like oh yeah he was embarrassed because he was um I guess like cheating and ████ yeah he needed to make up this story of like you know I have to focus on my craft and I have to go out there and hustle hard so I could make it for the family Dam totally man ████ happens
7:34 man ████ I know so she just like oh wow but if you had known before her would you have told her maybe because during that time I really didn't like my dad oh so you were more sighting with yeah yeah I think there was a time when like I really like growing up right like it's like your dad takes you everywhere you guys have fun he takes you fishing you have a lot of fun right and then like I was already getting into that age of like rebellious teenager and then like you know um yeah I would I would I I think the older I got the more um I get beat up to cuz it's like he he doesn't have patience I'm not a cute kid no more so he could ████ me up easier and then like yeah and then you every time I I just avoided talking cuz when you when you're like every single time we had a conversation it gets into an argument
8:25 and then chairs are being thrown and I'm running out the house and like issues right so I just avoided him so by that time I think I had like hate it's not even like I want to protect this dude or I'd be like yeah all right here's out like he's cheating let's get the ████ out of here it was like that okay yeah that's different yeah so when he left it was more of a relief of like oh ████ yeah the Demon's gone you know yeah you don't have to worry about him just randomly coming home yeah and then I'm just like oh ████ I better leave the house cuz like if we start talking or like I don't know and by that time we're not like eating dinner as a family we're not interacting like there's none of that yeah it's just out of nowhere this who's mad and he's already punching me so it's like I'm I I I wanted to get away that makes sense yeah here here's a
9:15 really funny scenario for you suen let's say that your mom starts dating a nude dude yeah n and he's really not nude oh he's really hungry he's got a big dick no he she starts dating a new guy big dick and it and it turns out this guy's really really great it's like a really great dude he's got a lot of money takes care of your mom they're awesome together he's really nice to you you just love everything about this guy you find out that your mom cheats on him do you tell him anything n let me let it be but I'm going to be like Mom grab some come with more money out of him money out of him and Mom make sure he buys you this take care of you you do what you got to do you got to live life you had a hard life back in the day but what if it was your biological father that she was uh cheating on yeah that's harder what's up guys if you do
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10:55 like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon on and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that that's that's a little hard because it's it's it's different now because I don't know what my dad was really like as I got older too you know so I don't have no idea what would I have done oh I would have told my mom secretly stop this now before it gets worse okay and I'm going to let it be but I'm going to be like yo can I get 200 bucks I got to go out what about the other way what about if it was your dad cheatting on your mom same thing I would asked for 300 bucks first it gets extort your parents I I love how he goes get what you want man this is a perfect time during a crisis to ask for some 300 because that's what it was before I asked my parents for anything I
11:45 checked their mood because after work it swap we did swap me businesses yeah they're mad yeah so after swap me businesses if we did great they're happy they're going shopping they're going eat to eat then I'm going to go like hey Mom Dad can I go out to hang out they're like yeah yeah just be back at this time like cool but we had a you know really bad day of Sal sales yeah dude just don't even ask stay home play games clean the dishes you know yeah yeah be good kids yeah just read a book that's true would you leverage for real like let's say you found out your your dad was cheating on your mom would you actually use that against him to get money I would so straight dude I would I would straight up be like yo Dad I need this much right now cuz I got this things I got to take care of hush money but also the same time you should stop you should but you but Dad you got to quit
12:37 you should really work on stopping it before this thing gets crazy hectic just a heads up because look what's happening it's costing you now and every single time I need money I'm might ask you yeah if I catch you again the price doubles why is your son back maning like this this is embarrassing like quit it now but I do need that three hundo cuz I'm going out yeah quit in another month whatever I think I'm too much of a rider for this ████ you think so I do cuz my old man like a you know I love my mom I love my old man too like my you know my dad was weird growing up like he was not around as much and he was a yell guy a lot but like I still got enough time with him on the weekend sometime like on a Sunday maybe we went to the com book store every week so that was cool and I was I just didn't it it's not my right to blow my family up cuz I have three siblings so to me I think I would
13:28 just like hold it yeah yeah I'll blow it all up because I have an older sister I have two younger brothers and it just be me blowing it all up because of what I feel guilty to me that's too much you know what it is too you probably had the same situation as me where like there's probably things that my parents chose not to tell me to avoid my life from being h no you know what I don't think I would have told my dad if if my mom was cheating on him if the person she was cheating on with was cooler I ████ support and then be like we need we need to get the what if he what if he made worse music but he was cooler worse music easy tradeoff no I would literally help the Escape I would just be like we need to get away from this ████ Terror and then we need to like get with this new guy yeah well you like your stepdad my
14:19 stepdad's cool but he was a menace dude he was he was abusive he beat he's a sweetheart now he I mean it's crazy how like people say like people can't you know change after they went through some ████ man that ████ he cheated on his wife with her sister who God that's short sighted thinking right and ended up ████ marrying her sister ████ scumbag absolute scumbag and then he um you know also got a divorce with her kind of the dream too what a wild wedding huh beat the ████ out of all of his wives and kids ████ I'm ████ back wouldn't even lay a finger on my mom he ████ he he's such a s for my mom but he's like your family gave me a second chance at life he goes
15:10 I was so bad I didn't even understand like how to control myself and he goes now I have no energy for anger he's like 80 something he's about to croak you know yeah yeah yeah he's like I can't ████ those sisters what if he was like but son your mom's got that Glu Glu I took the energy right out out of me took all the hate out of my heart someday you'll meet someone like that yourself your mother so [Laughter] tight come on bro well I guess my mom got it like that I didn't know it was genetic 1,000 bro no energy no he uh he's an actual fob so actual F so in his teens he just he just looked at a cargo ship that was going to the states and he said yeah he said ████ it and he jumped
16:01 on the cargo ship came to the states and then he just started working living he was like a orphan just where is he from originally Japan oh ████ yeah so he's much older he's like he actually was classmates with my uncle they know each other and then so in his teens he was just like ████ ████ it so he stoed away on the boat came to the states and he says back then it was really easy to get citizenship and then you know he used to work for the US government did all this stuff and then but I think it was a hard life like he he didn't have a family so he was you know oh he's tooy ████ in everyone's family I know right sounds like he did to himself a little bit I like him I like him a lot and I know he had a pass but you've always spoken highly about him he's never done anything wrong to my mom he's a sweetheart to my family and when our family has drama he wants to be the
16:52 voice of reason as if he didn't destroy he wants to come around and be like guys don't do you guys have a wonderful family stick together and then everyone's like you ████ up hard but he knows the consequences but he knows imagine like your father inlaws on a date with your mom like early days he's like she's like oh yeah we're talking about drama and stuff he's like yeah I did you know I did ████ my wife's sister marry her like that and then am I guilty I'm guilty sh not only that he married he married her yeah exactly but he goes at least I married her at least I marri mared I did thing I loved her he kicked out the the past sister he kept the new one divorced her beat the ████ out of all of his kids and his wives and then they said Peace played the Curb Your Enthusiasm
17:45 song as he jumps on a boat that's pretty that's pretty epic yeah Japanese dad stepdad Japanese Japanese but he's like a major dork man like he knows I ride motorcycles and and and then so he sent me a picture of him on a moped oh yeah I remember him yeah you were like what a dork he just looks like a cute little dork when you see his young pictures though he did ride Hardley and he looked like a douchebag but now he's just like a little like Grandpa from up he's such a sweet little old dude with a hell of a record behind him you would have never guessed he's like I beat everybody up all the time and then I'm like really D what if he just faking the funk he's got his ass beat all the time by his kids his wife his kids that's why he dipped I totally beat that kid's ass man but that's another
18:36 thing that I'm like it's crazy that some people are different people to others so like the way that I think of this guy is so different from his own kids and it's like that's why he's like I get a second chance with this family and then he goes you guys don't see me the way that my own family sees me and I'm like yeah you've been sweet to us and in my back of my mind I'm like you ever ████ do anything close to what your family I'll ████ murder you but you're a great guy hey when I see my my old man with my nieces and nephews cuz my old man used to yelled us all the ████ time he yell at my mom all the time when I see him like being the sweetest guy ever I'm like why I get this fake so Fu fake but it's not I can tell it's not oh this is so fake I'm like I and they're too young for me to say anything but I'm like you don't know this man the way I you don't
19:26 know all of it crazy he's a great guy he really is but like you know they were under a lot of stress I assume and pressure and stuff but you're the reason why it's authentic like they they feel the regret of how they treated you and it's like it's like you know like Bart's dad you know like they feel the damage of like and how useless it was to be that way my dad my dad never laid hands on anybody at least my dad's like super sweet he's like he's like another up guy really yeah and I'm like where was and you're like where was that yeah and then that's the thing it's like there's less there's less to worry about now so it's like yeah you could really you have nothing left but to be nice my dad is now he's slowly getting his dad's hella cool my dad's hella fun he's ████ dope shout out to your dad at the ER one time oh yeah got me in the whole ER and got me X-ray and everything yeah my dad does x-ray so like all my friends like whenever they ████ themselves up we just go to the back and he goes all yeah
20:17 let's do it and then the doctor checks them out and they get a full like assessment everything damn you guys got the hospital hookup that's the hospitality he can't do it anymore after Co they the hospitals got stricter so he can't do that Fu up no more no man ruined everything but he's always but he always does that ████ where like he like ████ with all my friends like he'll x-ray the arm and then he'll come out and go like that's so good he's like you got to get circumcised sorry is a arm that's so good I thought I broke my shoulder but his dad was just looking at it like what why you what's wrong with you you weak and I was like what and he was just like there's nothing broken like there's no broken and I was just like what the heck why is this hurting so much he's calling you a ████ basically saying I was a ████ in the nicest way I was like damn I'll take it you are he's calling you gay really what
21:08 trying go to the doctor if you're not that injured that's stay at home dude walk it off it was cool though man he said hurry put the sling on just walk next to me don't say anything and I was like okay the whole time slinged up next to him the whole time so they don't check for your chart
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