0:00 We should go >> uh get him a wardrobe at at the at the the arts district. >> First thing I'm going to get him is crew socks. >> At those vintage >> crew socks. >> We're going to put those ankles away. Those bugridden ankles away. Dude, >> they're not that bug ridden out, dude. Come on, dude. Those are scars, bro. >> Well, that's when I hit a container in my garage. >> Two. One. What's this apple box doing? >> Oh ████ We got to move that thing. What? That thing is just randomly in here. Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we have marriage expert Anthony Lee. >> Here he is, ladies and gentlemen. >> Marriage man. >> Married for how long? >> 5 years. >> Almost 3 years, actually. In literally a week and a half. Okay, let's go. >> Bart, how long have you been married? >> Oh ████ Uh, 10 years this year. >> Sick. >> Should we switch seats? What's going on?
0:51 >> I'm going on I'm going on nine. >> But this is the marriage expert, so The three. >> The big three. >> Yeah. >> Quality over quantity. >> Do you guys have any Do you guys have any questions about like marriage that the master can answer for you? >> Yeah. Go ahead, Stephen. I know you need help. >> How do I get my ████ ass wife to do anal? >> Dude, first of all, do you have all the appropriate tools? >> Uh, I have a wife and I have a and I have a penis. >> Do you have gel? >> Like hair gel? >> I have hair gel. Yeah. >> No, I'm talking about the jelly gel. The Astro >> Vaseline. >> Astroglide. >> No, you can't use Vaseline. >> Why can't you use Vaseline? >> Do you use the gel? >> You need that KY jelly. That that that jelly jelly. That's what it's for. >> Do you use the jelly before or after permission? >> Jesus. >> You're the expert. >> You're the expert. He's just asking questions. The expert.
1:41 >> I think jelly is only in the conversation after permission. But I mean, >> then isn't that pointless? Why you making things so slippery afterwards? >> I use the jelly and I put it in my butt and then what do I do? Yeah, >> in your butt. >> Yeah, >> you don't have to put it in your butt. >> Oh, >> you put it around your butt and then you put it on the phallic and then when it inserts, it becomes in your butt. Jesus, come on. >> So, why why are you putting it on your butt, Anthony? What's with that? >> Feels good. >> Oh, sick. >> All right, >> we could continue. I want to hear his uh his responses to your questions. >> Oh, okay. I >> I have one. >> My wife cat pees on a lot of stuff. What can I do about it without getting a divorce? What's What's the stuff it's peeing on? >> All the stuff. Everything you can ever imagine. It's peeing on >> treadmills. >> I don't think it has anything to do with
2:31 your marriage. >> But my ████ ass wife is down with this ████ She doesn't want to get rid of the cat. And I do. >> How old is the cat? >> He's 14. And he'll never die. I swear to God, he'll outlive me. >> He's >> You got like a good five more years. You're not talking about Franklin. Franklin pees on everything. >> No, no, no. Joe, the yellow one pees on everything. Everything. >> Oh, that's pretty sad, >> bro. Like he he pees on laptops. He pees on everything. >> He's a cat, so you know what? He knows what he's doing. >> I know. We try to put diapers on this ████ He just thrashes and ████ claws everyone. And we all get scars because of it. There's no point in doing it. I got claws all this ████ on my arms just from trying to put this guy in a diaper. >> Dude, 14's old. >> It's not. I'm telling you, dude. This guy's going to outlive everybody in this room. >> Gio had a cat lived to 22. So, at least he could be a eight. record is like 35, dudes. >> Wow.
3:21 >> Didn't they just come out with some new ████ too, where they could >> Japan's been saying that forever? >> Yeah, but is did Isn't that a thing now? >> Japan's been saying that for >> You got to go to Japan and do it, I guess. >> I didn't know it's a Japanese thing. >> It's a Japanese dude who came up with some sort of pill or something like that that double the lifespan because it it takes away like feline liver failure problem or whatever the ████ >> That's crazy. But like until that's available. [Laughter] >> Fair. >> All right. So, Anthony, what you're going to do as a marriage expert, um, we're going to talk about times where you and your wife had a disagreement about how to design your home. >> Then you are going to tell them the correct thing, whether they were right or wrong. >> I'm not an expert in this. Okay, here we go. >> Did you ever have any like disagreements about the way that the house was going to be? >> I did. >> Yeah. What happened? Um, Nikki wanted to do a black accent wall in our bedroom
4:11 >> and I was like, that's absolutely gonna be a whack attack from the back. >> Why attack from the back? >> Because I genuinely >> What kind of Burger King Kids Club ████ lingo is that? >> Mine? >> Because I genuinely couldn't visualize it. And I have a problem visualizing things like cuz I'm a visual person. So, I need to see it to to really get it. I think you're the same way, right? >> Uh, Gio is like that. >> Gio's like that. Okay. So, I I just didn't understand it because until I saw it all put together, I was like, damn, this looks tight. So, now I just like rubber stamp approve everything that I'm like, go ahead, do whatever the ████ you want because she really has really good taste. And I really really don't as everyone knows. >> Okay. Was that a good move? >> That's a great move. 100%. >> Damn. >> I think if he There's a difference between I can't see it versus I hella don't believe in this. >> That's completely different. Yeah. Yeah.
5:01 >> Like hearing something and not understanding it is 100% not the same. >> The wife will always win in that situation. >> And they should if they have a real take, right? But for me, I like um when I walk into a room and it's like light, you know, and I thought the black accent wall was going to remove that and it really didn't. And I just didn't know that. >> Yeah. However, however, if he was in a space where he's like, I fully believe this is wrong, >> then I think it becomes a conversation >> because that's that's what I'll do with Nina, too. Like, if she really wants something, she believes in it, >> and I don't really care too much, cool. Just do it. >> Just do it. >> But but at the same time, if I firmly believe something, then I feel like I have voice because I give her what she wants when she believes it. >> Okay? >> I'm not saying I have to win. I'm just saying like I have a voice in this conversation. But you take turns with
5:52 the authority kind of. >> I'll just challenge it. That's all. >> And she could still win. >> Like you don't lead the household as a man. >> Okay. What What other >> Let's buy it. >> What's another disagreement that you've had with Hannah that you can >> But in it gay to fight with your wife about how to decorate the house >> in your marriage? Yeah, it's gay. >> That's gay, dude. >> That's gay. That's gay, dude. >> What's another like non-decoration? What's another disagreement you've had? >> Come back to me. I got to think of something authentic. He's in joke mode. >> So, I have I have mine. >> Nice. >> So, mine was uh when we first moved in together, I would say maybe the first year or two, I got really into a specific sport, which is powerlifting. And I wanted to put a squat rack in our living room. And Gio said, "F███ no."
6:43 >> I would have told you that. >> She said, "F███ no." And why the living room? >> Like, but it's a good big space. Dude, guys are like that. I get what he's I get you, Bart. He's like, "That's a good big space. It'd be great here." >> Yeah. It was like, you know, the garage, right? The the back part where my mom lives. 619. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. It was like a corner space like this. And I was like, we got the TV, empty space right there. >> Put the squat rack right there. I could squat as many times a week as I need to. That's a small living room, dude. >> She was like, "F███ no." And I was like, "F███, >> that's the whole interview. >> I thought you were talking about like a big ass like space like like I don't know like your house now or whatever." >> So the the reason why why no thanks to the garage for you in your mind's eye
7:34 was the TV's in the living room. >> Well, I'm like I don't own anything else, so I can't put it anywhere else. We just got >> You could have put it on a driveway. >> No, I can't put in a driveway. Yeah, I got to put it inside. >> What ended up being the alternative solution? >> Go get a gym membership. Uh got my She said, "F███ no." So that's what uh started getting my brains turning. And then do you remember Ice One Cube from YouTube? >> Ice One. >> Frank. >> Frank. He's like this buff Asian dude. >> No. >> So him and then this other guy named Han. He's another buff dude. We're like, "Oh, what if we get a a moving container, like one of those like 20 foot moving containers, and I was going to park it outside of JK." >> So, basically, her denying you putting a squat rack in the living room was the birth of Barbell. >> Yeah. >> If you want to put it like that and
8:25 create lies, >> you should probably You should put it like that. >> If you want to put it like that and create lies, go ahead. >> You should put it like that, >> Gio. For the rest of your life. >> Yeah. >> You should honestly put it like that cuz it's a that's a better story than whatever the ████ actually happened. That's like now it's almost like your wife made you do do a man cave >> and now it became a men's club, >> right? >> And it was in it was inspired because now it's everyone's >> you could have put a ████ shooting range in your living room. >> It's like that ████ Molly's game, dude. Molly remember Molly's game >> where where this ████ is doing this with ████ doing um um poker at like in like hotel rooms. She'd like rent out like hotel rooms and she's doing >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those illegal games. >> Illegal games. But then like it was just because of the economy and ████ like that. She's like fine, I'll just rent these rooms out. Became a massive thing for her until jail. >> So it's tight.
9:15 >> Still jail. >> It's a great story. >> But yeah, >> how was that handled? That's pretty good then, huh? >> You think I should have listened to her or you think she should listen to me if we could go back in time? >> Considering the track record of the eventuality of it, I think you should always listen to her. >> That's what I try to do now. >> Yeah. squat rack in the living room is a huge flex. If you actually do pull it off and your wife is in there smiling and happy, it's a huge flex. >> I think now I think now if you really want to go back in your petty like Steve level petty now that your living room's big enough and and because you listen >> you go all the way around. You put the squat rack in. You don't ask permission. You ask forgiveness. >> That would actually be hilarious if one day she woke up and she saw it cuz she would know the inside joke of it. >> Really? She would know right away. >> She would go into the living room. If she saw it, she would immediately start laughing cuz she'd be like, "Oh, okay. I
10:06 understand. Now get this thing the ████ out of here." >> She's like, "You made your joke." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sick. >> You got anything yet? >> No. I was laughing at that the whole time. >> When do you guys like create or get into spaces? >> No fights with her like stuff on this. >> Or do you guys uh like how does things get designed? Is it she just takes full lead or you take full lead or is it 50/50? We're both the type of people that like is like change can always happen. Nothing's permanent. So if one person has like an idea, we just go with it cuz I'm like my mind's blank. It's never been like we both have an idea and we're like this is how we want it. No, this is how I want it. >> It's always been like, "Oh, I have this thing I want to do to the room." I'm like, "What are you going to do?" She's like, "I have I do this." I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, ████ do it." And then just go get everything. any there's none
10:56 of the cuz I think the things that would that happen mainly between me and Gio are if and it's usually one-sided cuz I like everything that she does but it'll be all of my passions are her pet peeves. >> Well, I mean putting a squat rack in the living room is pretty hardcore, dude. >> They're all like that. >> What other What other passions? >> Like I would be down to have like 12 junk classic cars in the driveway. >> She'll be like that is a ████ eyesore. Get that ████ the ████ out of here. clean it up or go to like some ████ storage place. Store it. >> Oh, that's because of the neighborhood she grew up in because of >> Oh, yeah. It reminds her of that. >> It's nostalgic. >> Yeah. >> There. Yeah. There it wasn't a choice. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. >> But all of my ████ is is like all of my true nature ████ is probably her pet peeves, >> dude. Me and the limo, right? So she um
11:49 she when we got together I wouldn't say that I knew what her taste was yet cuz like she had this apartment like so like had a brick wall and stuff and I wasn't like oh yeah she has this like eclectic taste or anything. I didn't know what the hell our taste was yet. But then over time, she became a Pinterest hoe, like big time. Like she started going on Pinterest and just saving ████ and going like just building a catalog of like what she likes. And because she was so obsessed with it, I was just like, I'm just going to ride with whatever you think cuz like you probably know hella more than I do now because when we got together, I think we were pretty even as like we don't have good taste as far as like decorating. And then by the time that she was like decorating our home and ████ and our even our our last our condo, like I was just like, "Whatever you want to do, I trust you." And so the the black paint accent wall thing was just me being like, "Don't take the light away from my ████ bedroom." You
12:39 know, like I was being gay, but I trusted her to decorate it. And so I was just like, "Sure, I'm going to ride with you. You want to paint it? Let's paint it." So >> thank you marriage counselor Anthony Lee for your contribution. >> Massive. Massive. I learned so much about myself.
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