0:00 [Music] did you guys have a gift registry when you got married no our wedding was so unconventional we didn't do any of that ████ that was that was none of that it was really hot all suffered a lot of ████ mosquitoes he married us our ceremony's probably like 15 minutes we're all barefoot that was kind of cool we ate mcdonald's like it was too tight yeah the swimming pool was boiling yeah yeah why was that sweet with the volleyball net in the middle yeah that's tight yo when it rained though that ████ was nice when it was we were swimming while it was raining oh man that was like we were in hawaii did did you have a gift restaurant did anybody have a gift nursery nope are you gonna have one
0:51 i want gifts is that cool yeah but i was supposed to know what to give you i'll let you know to give me ████ yeah by you having a registry no i'm just going to text you probably i had that for my baby shower oh okay i see you officially okay so if someone had something similar yeah i had it then we know what it is that's what normal people do yes right normal people do that when they get married yeah i paid a lot for other people's gift registries yeah so apparently kylie jenner and travis scott their wedding is coming up their gift registry got found on amazon it's not on amazon [Laughter] so give registries get revenues could be anywhere they could be from anything there's target at all yeah it could be i like the amazon ones because you can just click for the people involved it's so easy yeah those are really ████ what do they have a ████ murcielago or some ████ that's what that's what we're about to do we're going to arabian horse
1:41 right they're going to put things like a ████ giraffe i don't know why i want animals i haven't even seen all the items on here we're going to go ahead and react to some of the ████ that's on this ████ list all right let's go so we got oh it's a video no it's not a video but they have the visual list of it let's do it a 10 grand clock get the ████ out of here what is it what it's this thing right there holy ████ 10 grand but that's a small clock a six-figure fake fish oh i like that the total of that is what's the point of a fake fight it's 130 000. 30 grand so where do you put it what do you mean the point of a fake fish you have to ask that you sound like you're poor you've never seen a fake fish before you've never seen that like sing songs and it goes
2:31 oh i'm in that's bass mouth dudes that's bassmaster there's that ████ makes people happy bro those are always six figures too i stand corrected i'm sorry i thought it was the fake fish that swims inside the fish tank it might be have you seen those they're like ████ like robot fish and then they just never die because they're like not alive and then they just swim back and forth holy ████ poor people questions oh i need paper weights too a crystal tropical peacock worth 390 thousand dollars what though wow that's cool buying they have really rich they're guests i guess i bet all celebrities dude i don't think you're going to invite like i want to wait was that a christmas of a poor person yeah there was a crystallization how about this a zenith one of us a baccarat zenith chandelier worth five hundred thousand dollars that's that one makes sense yeah
3:21 but it's weird like a chandelier makes more sense than the ████ crystal uh peacock or whatever yeah i'll buy them that 40. is there any practical ████ what about some airfryers they got an airfryer in there yeah well no they got a chest what about like a soji rushi like the 500 one that's a lot of crystal ████ like look at this they put zojirushi on there she's a japanese guy please there's somebody behind me i've been here for 17 years a crystal cactus 36 thousand dollars i know where to get a metal one for like 800 bucks do you think this should let them know do you think this is uh their version of like when we put something that's like super duper affordable so no one gets inconvenienced with the price oh good question oh yeah we don't know what level they're at yeah this is like they're like oh don't spend too much on us here here's like a chandelier i mean it could be because
4:12 what she's a billionaire right she is yeah here's a cheap challenge there's only five hundred thousand dollars yeah i wonder if all those items are like art items that we don't know about that that go up in value eventually rich people just function so differently or do you think like i feel like when uh you're not rich um the things you ask for are things that make sense but when you are rich the things that you would ask for you can so easily afford for yourself so if you're super rich maybe you ask for the things that you wouldn't get for yourself you know what i'm saying yeah no like i can afford it i can afford a half a million chandelier if i'm a billionaire but it's like that's not as practical so let me ask somebody else to buy from me they're asking for them oh i know that feeling yeah right well you wouldn't buy it yourself but you would accept it as a gift if it was like this is why this is why they're trying to make all this money and no creativity right because i would have on that registry a nike
5:03 factory with a team of thai teens yeah let's go dude but how do we purchase that team of thai yeah because i'm not into child labor i'm into teen labor not child labor that's cool man that's cool they're more efficient a team of thai teens sounds like someone misread teen titans oh a team of tag teams let's go [Laughter] i'm a ████ here's what you want to hear where the cheapest thing's on the list what maybe i could afford it a little soap dish worth 45 bucks i'll buy that that one is gone like that dude yeah that's me i'm like and i bet the richest guy bought that 100 because he's so cheap jason chen graham stefan's definitely invited he got that one first
5:54 yeah dude there's lots of weird ████ there's like a bunch of different paperweights here and they're all like 100 bucks 300 bucks who needs more than one paperwork two hundred dollars for use his paper bruh just get a rock right paperweight she's a rock my guy goddamn i like this there's this don't use the fans close all the windows nine thousand dollars for a pair of american flag arm chairs furniture makes sense but with the american flag on it that's disrespectful brother do you get this one eleven hundred fifty dollars for uh octagonal shaped bucket get the ████ out of here with that ████ it's a bucket is it by yeti it's by yeti it doesn't even say it just says a mahogany octagonal bucket oh i thought it was like supreme bucket or something i like mahogany and octagonal as well
6:45 11.50 though do you guys like going to weddings you know what this is they're boring man receptions it's pretty fun who likes weddings here i enjoy weddings yeah what what do you like about weddings the receptions the yeah the open bar the dance floor not the ceremony part where the dad walks the daughter and you're like i'm usually already lit at that point i'm just trying to axe over it depends on what type of ████ wedding you go to and it also depends on the race if it's vietnamese i'm going 100 vietnamese weddings are the best weddings hands down the gangster family that comes all tatted up and ████ you don't know where the ████ they got in prison then you have the other one because the vietnamese guy married a white girl and they're all proper and they're looking at them like who the ████ are these guys it is i've been to this but it's always a seven core seafood meal it's awesome and then there's stuff there there's the
7:35 crab oh it's so ████ the sea cucumber the honey walnut shrimp jellyfish or whatever the ████ heineken the hennessy the hennessy under the table and then you wait for the old people to leave because they're not going to finish their drinks and you take their ████ and then you see all the aunties take all the centerpieces that's tight ████ the best the last viet wedding i went to uh there was shark fin soup there always is that real ████ and that's what i said i was like i was like oh is this for real and then they were like no it's fake and then someone else said they just say it's fake so they don't get in trouble but it's like the real ████ wow that's fancy sneaky right have you guys had bird's nest soup mer's nest is fire i like bird's nest did you try it you tried it it's just bird barf yeah it's bird barf oh sweet though that's all it is regurgitating to turn into a ████
8:27 but it's not like human barf like you're tasting human barf hey birds be eating whatever the ████ honey is i'd rather have your barf than a bird bar that's wild bro i don't know that's old you want my barf is that what you just said anybody in general is barf i'll give you my barf over about his name it depends on what type of bird too if it's like it's bart all right but when you have your wedding you're not doing any type of registry of any sort yeah he says he likes gifts he wants all the gifts you're really gonna you're really gonna person my person would you prefer money or gifts uh nowadays money i'll give you like golf clubs from the thrift store he's making offers you're gonna give him the golf clubs all wooded and ████ knowing my friends just give me money let's make it easy that's funny but if you're asian though that's why you always invite your parents friends
9:18 because they always give a gratuitous amount of money it's always like 500 bucks that's the con of some vietnamese weddings oh what do you mean so usually it's an event no it's just uh some some are cheaper than others yeah like a buddy of mine who just got married uh last year he made more money even after all the wedding expenses wow i have that option too if i just do my asian side wedding the way that they want and i don't give a ████ about anything that i want we're just gonna go to like seafood cove in westminster with the ████ dragon in the phoenix we're gonna eat the regular meal that they offer everybody there's a bank of hall that they gave you the ████ wife has to dress like seven times in different alley eyes and everything like that and then all these uncles don't forget the tea ceremony in the beginning or what yeah the cheese army is probably the only thing i hate um but all these people will show up that your parents invite regardless i won't know any of them and then hopefully we'll more than break even that's literally the like
10:10 regular game plan for a vietnamese style wedding so that it makes everything fun like they crack the code for weddings well as long as every single time you go you have to pay anytime anytime somebody comes to yours it's like the same things like that code you better pay so for your wedding is it going to be completely vietnamese or are you adding any elements of filipino ████ oh oh uh well she's not she doesn't have a giant family here so it's not the same you know what i mean if i if i invited her whole family here i'd be like ten people you're ladies uh filipino filipino i like how you ask him like he has any say at his own wedding hey hey so she wants a vietnamese waiting no oh oh what's a filipino wedding
11:09 know
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