0:05 Welcome back to a girl dad episode of the Kevin boys where hey dude What do you think about daddy daughter dates? Yeah, yeah, you know you know what I think. All right, hey. Don't get me going dude. So you guys both just went to Lionheart Jujitsu and what was Nick teaching? Coach Nick was That's why we have to represent today. You guys go to Lionheart Jujitsu and learn from Nick. He'll stroke you hard. Nice. I'll be nice about it. He uses the fifth limb. Can we get What's the fifth limb? Can we Can we get Cuz one, two, three, four and then the penis. What's the fifth limb? He does He does fifth limb Jujitsu. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like what's that? And then he goes that's the dick. Ha. If you land a punch on Nick in public, I'll give you $25. In public? Come at me mother
0:55 You need to prove that. You need video. You have to land it. You have to When he's When he's facing away. I'm putting a bounty on Nick. Yeah, try it. I want you to be as long if he's in the state of California you have my you have my permission to beat him up until Honestly, I'll say this. If I If I let a random person get like too close to me, I already ████ up. It's my fault. It's just like a senior Yeah, cuz you're supposed to run from a seniors and it's like a senior prank thing. I can't let you get close. I can't let any You got to run first. Someone as random that walks really close to me, I I'm very skittish. I'm like a cat dude. I go Yeah. What if you go to the ████ urgent care and they're sticking that thing looking in your ear but they're also JK fan. CARE'S LOOKING IN YOUR EAR. I'M LIKE YOU KNOW STEVE. STEVE'S GOING TO GIVE ME $25. YOU SON OF A ████ WHAT IF YOUR DENTIST RIGHT WHEN YOUR mouth's open HE JUST GOES THEN THAT'S FAIR PLAY. 25 BUCKS. THAT'S FAIR PLAY. There's nothing I can do about that. Looks like a successful hit to me.
1:45 He goes beer everyone, am I right? Looks up his shirt under Looks like he's like Looks like I'm my California Pizza Kitchen's on Steve. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN GET. SO, barbecue chicken pizza. kids size Dude, we're repping Lionheart hard. You have the poster, you have the sweater, I have the t-shirt. It's always It's low-key it's always weird cuz I was teaching the kids class and then I teach the 7:00 class and that's when the adults come. And it's just crazy to see like your normal people that come and then you look over and you see ████ Bart and Joe just in a karate gi just on the floor sitting and you're like, "Oh, yeah. We're for you or we're for Cuz I'm so used to seeing you guys ████ here. The worlds are like merging. That's true cuz he's so confident like teaching out there and I'm like, "Where's this Nick at JK?"
2:35 Where's this Like when Ryan came to the gym yesterday and I was like, "Oh, ████ Ryan and Harris were there." And I was like, "Yo, what the ████ You guys are You guys did jujitsu, too? No, we just said hi to him. Oh. He came with Bart. I just put some air tags in his car. That's tight. Wait. I think he has Omicron, dude. I got to check my bumpers. There's no bumper stickers on my car. So, if we're going to like a parent-teacher conference mode and you're the teacher and we're the parents of these two children right here. Honestly, it's crazy to see Joe and Bart so well-behaved and like attentive. That's what's crazy. All three of you guys are looking at each other like this is a weird version of you. Yeah, I look over Not not for me. I've known Nick as a karate first. Cuz he was David's coach so I'm like I've known him as a coach for ████ eight years now.
3:25 first. Yeah, and then I got uncool. Then you became weird. Why are you such a ████ Hey, why are you a shell of yourself here? But no, it's like the contrast of cuz we most of our time that we spend now is just doing the show. So, then like seeing these Yeah, seeing seeing seeing Joe like leaning in like cuz every time I just look at Joe, I'm expecting Joe to be like Yep. Yeah. See Or just like not PAY ATTENTION. NO, NO, straight up, straight up. Straight up. Double using Nick's coaching and he's watching other jiu-jitsu videos. Yep. Don't coaching. And then Joe's like Joe's like, "Hey, can you watch me real quick? Can you make sure I'm doing this right?" And I'm like, "Yeah, absolutely, Joe. I got you, man." And he's just so like, "Oh, can
4:15 you can you make sure like, you know, he's being being being being very like detail oriented?" And he's just like, "Oh, yeah." Detail oriented, Joe? What? Get out of here. No, like the the focus on Joe's eyes and you see him like rolling and you're like, "Damn, JOE ACTUALLY FOCUS, KID. WHEN JOE'S BEING NORMAL AND NOT BEING Joe Jitsu Calo and JK, you're like, "Oh, yeah, Joe's a normal person. I forget." I forget he's not just like the video dude, you know, like He's the cartoon character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, it's it's it's cool to see everyone like train and watching yeah, watching you train with our other guys you're like, "Oh, yeah." That's cool. Joe got sauce, dude. Hey, Joe's sneaky, bro. He acts like he don't want to do that, but he knows what he's doing. What I don't. What's his strength and what's his weakness in jiu-jitsu? His strength. He he tries stuff. Like he's not he's not I try stuff. No, but you you like Oh, no, this is a
5:06 problem though cuz like you'll teach a move, you'll teach something that like, all right, we want you guys to do this. And then when it's go time, people are like anxious and they're just like, "All right, I have to They're like trigger shy. Yeah. So, they know it, but they won't do it and they just go back to being safe or whatever. Or the anxiety's too high. They'll go for it and then they get beat up a little bit and they don't try it and then they stop. Like so, it's like it's good to You want to see people try to do something and fail and do it over and over again in like a sequence, like while they're trying to work a specific move. Cuz that's the only way they're going to actually learn it, right? Um like the the the failure aspect. you take Bart down? How do I take Bart down? Yeah, how do we take With my ████ eyes closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With like with whatever we want. What's his weakness? Nah, Bart actually showed me some cool ████ yesterday. Some some cool Now that you've been coaching him on and off for 8 years like as a wife His guy his weakness he'll elbow you in the head on accident. No, I won't dude. He'll kick you in the head. He kicked me in the head on accident.
5:58 When? No way. crying bro and I had to pull him off of you. No way. I'm so gentle. It was accident. I'm probably the world's longest white belt. I I'm the world's It's okay. It's okay. oldest white belt. I did 20 years of white belt. Damn dude. Yeah. Even I got a purple belt dude. These guys are good though man. These guys are good. What can Joe Jitsu and his character bring to Joe Jitsu Kawa and then we'll make this show better? What can he bring to the Kawa? No, I think he has to keep it separate. Yeah. That's because low-key the whole time even bring in a little bit of focus or detail orientation? Joe didn't make me laugh one time yesterday. He didn't make me laugh one time. Barn was still making jokes. I was like, "Ooh Barn you're going to get in trouble." Joe Joe's a better student than this guy dude. Cuz Barn was like but Barn was like uh "Hey you're going to make out with me." to Nick and then Nick is trying to teach and use Barn as a dummy.
6:48 I got the whole class like I'm teaching him the move and he's like, "And kiss?" And I'm like We make jokes like that anyway. Cuz he's in side control like over me and then he's like this is how you do it A B C D whatever and I'm like and then at the end we kiss. But Lionheart's cool like that. I have a learning disability because um I've been around this ████ for literally decades and I don't even know the name anything? remember ████ Just disability. That's just disability. Dude, I remember um yesterday when you did the monkey in the middle thingy and then we had to like the guys on the bottom. Oh yeah yeah. So like he's like it's called monkey in the middle? Yeah, it's like a called king of the hill where it's like Yeah yeah. If you win a round you stay in until Oh it's sweet guys. you. But a monkey in the middle is way different. I did that drill with the kids before. We didn't call it monkey in the yeah we call it monkey in the middle. Oh that's cool.
7:38 So he's like, "All right. All right, let's get started." I'm like, "Cool." So then um I just thought we all start at this cuz that's what you told us on Saturday on what is like side control or whatever, right? So, then I I got it to position. He goes, "Nah, you got to mount me." And I'm like, "All right." And I thought that meant go harder. So, I'm like, "I'm mounting you, bro." And he goes, "No, full mount." And I'm like, "Full mount?" AND HE AND THEN SO, THEN HE GOES, "NO, YOU GOT TO STRADDLE ME." AND I'M LIKE, "OH." SO, I GET UP AND I'M LIKE, "All right." And he goes, "Are you ready?" "Ready." And he goes, "Go." I'm like, "What do I do now?" AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT TO TRY TO SUBMIT ME." And I'm like, "All right." I was just like, "F███ yeah." Started choking him like this. He was like, "Yeah." ████
8:28 If he taps, it's a submission. It works. It works. I think Joe just needs to train more because he knows how to do everything. He just don't know the names. Yeah. I don't know the names. like, "What's that?" And I was like, "Well, you put your foot here." He's like, "Oh, I know that." So, I think like over the years the I the bo- the moves like the body remembers, but I don't know any of the names of what to do. I don't do jiu-jitsu consistently for like a week, I forget that ████ too. My body Yeah, like well, it's just like so much of There's so many things to practice where it's like you're going to get out of like whack. Like it's not going to be as smooth as I feel like if the top names in the world are still practicing, it's probably something you got to do. Practice a lot. Got to practice a lot. That makes sense. Probably still shooting. Yeah, probably still shooting. Probably got to keep doing it. Soon as you stop, it gets all wonky and
9:18 ████ you know. So. Yeah, cuz I think the last time I came was probably last year one time. And then before that, it was 2019 or something when you you were at the garage. Oh, yeah. When it was like during COVID stuff, yeah. Yeah, crazy time. So, that's why 20-year white belt, dude. So, you're soon to get a blue belt. You plan on ramping that up a lot, right now? I just like training with Nick. So, I don't I'm not in love with this sport. I just like training at Lionheart and Nick. So, like it's not like I'm like, "Oh, I love Jiu-Jitsu. I'm just going to find my place and then like constantly train." Like I just when Nick's like, "Hey, we're having a class." I'll be like, "I'll be there." But then I don't think I've had I don't I have that like I want to do the sport. with it. Yeah. No, but I like I like it, but it's cuz I like these guys. Yeah.
10:09 But maybe if I find a group that's like them, then I probably do it, too. that's like 90% of it. Like for people that do Jiu-Jitsu cuz it's ████ hard, dude. So, it's like you you you barely feel like you you barely feel like you make any progress for a really long time. So, it's like if you don't have a group of people that you can go train with that you actually like and being around and then you can actually um have conversations with and kick it after training. Yeah. You're going to blow your brains out. It's not going to be fun. So, I just see videos like where like I remember like Joe Rogan be like, "You got to watch this guy." He's like building it up. He's like, "This guy Gracie like he's the best in the whole world and ████ like that." And he's like, "You you like Jamie, pull that up, you know." And then they pull it up and it's just like guy laying on top of another guy. So good at it. And like and like cuz I don't know what the hell is going on. To me it just
10:59 looks like Daniel tackling a guy in a subway. Oh, wow. I can't tell what the hell is going on. But but but then Joe Rogan's like, "Look at that ████ man. Oh my god. He's like doing all that s███." And I'm just like "Well, you see that transition where he slid his knee across his belly?" It was like 2 in. Laying across him. Laying across the guy even more. It's just not dynamic, especially when you when you grow up watching sports that are just way cooler to watch. Yeah, dude. You know, it's just like when you watch One time Tiff watched me do Jiu-Jitsu. She never watches me train, ever. She came by the gym one day and she's like, "So, that's what you do all day?" Couldn't be more serious. Because we don't understand it. You know what I No, 100% No, cuz And I totally optics-wise, I'm with you guys. No, when I was a kid I'm with you. When I was a kid I'm with you. I got into karate right Taekwondo because of Ninja Turtles. Yeah. But then
11:49 when you show up, you realize, "Oh, no, Taekwondo sucks compared to Ninja Turtles." Because there's nobody doing flips. Nobody's doing backflips. Nobody's doing handsprings or ████ like that. Right? It has nothing to do with that. So, I just don't understand why we even did that at all. Yeah, you don't get to put your katanas in the roof AND KICK SOMEBODY. THAT'S ████ SICK. OR SLICE OF PIZZA in the air. You got to get some katanas, dude. We had the junk We had the junk food Disney version of it. And then the real ████ is like actually very technical and a lot of cool a lot of cool stuff that I don't think is cool-looking. You didn't You didn't have the classes where like three guys are standing on each other's shoulders with the wood? Yeah, with the wood. And then the guy flips in the air and kicks old team. You got You got to upgrade the demo team. Earn your way to that. That was That was really fun, but it's so impractical. Like, when are you jumping off of three other bodies to kick something
12:40 Like, there's not a 19-ft guy in the area where like you got to kick his face. Which, by the way, is sick-looking, but also But also it's like what cheerleaders do. I wish jujitsu combined with judo because that would be a complete form. And judo's really That's the new age. That's the new age now. Oh, really? New age jujitsu is And that's what What's making jujitsu exciting now is people are coming in from wrestling backgrounds, judo backgrounds. So, it's like these three combined, it's like the full grappling art. And it's so exciting to watch judo, but they reset after the throw sometimes. The judo guys that are transitioning to jujitsu, they're beating up a lot of jujitsu guys. Damn. The thing about jujitsu guys like they're kind of lazy. They're way more chill. They're just like Cuz they they go straight to They straight go to the back. But the hardest part is the stand up
13:30 part. So if you get a guy like the knock on jiu-jitsu as a art is like they don't have a practical way to get people to the ground. So it's like if I'm the best in the world at ground, it doesn't matter if I can't take Anthony down. Yeah. Right? If he keeps punching me in the face Yeah, you just keep getting socked. or I just suck at grabbing him and pulling him into my guard, then my art is useless. So guys like Judo, they can just flip you on your ████ head by just grabbing you and tripping your feet. And you fall on your face like an idiot and then you get choked out. So it's like Judo is like their Like on the last tournament I had, I was the guy I competed against, he was a Judo guy. He made me feel so ████ dumb cuz he tripped my foot and I fell on my knee and I was like, "Oh ████ I can't get choked." But I think I ████ my knee up a little bit from that. And I And it's on camera and I feel so stupid. Yeah, I think Judo is It's so effective because it's like he
14:20 didn't really do much. He just like he off balanced me a little bit and I just tried to step and he took my base out. But then you realize flash, I was like, I got to start training more Judo. The same thing that makes so vulnerable Jiu-jitsu uh dope though is the thing that makes it boring. So I think what made jiu-jitsu so dope is the person that created it. He wanted a very systematized version of a martial art that anyone can learn. A grandma you're like weak, you Like I can see that guy he was super weak, right? Like he was like had like a You said I said it, you said it. So it was something that you can take like this this manual, you give it to anybody regardless of body type, anyone can do it. Sports like uh wrestling and Judo favor the genetic freaks. So if you have someone that's extremely explosive, extremely strong, they're just going to out muscle you. You can't do nothing. So that's what's cool, but then not that
15:10 you end up being boring. But then now it's it's cool to see all of them combined and then so now I think the next age that we're going to see in jiu-jitsu is the smaller guys that used to um rely on technique are probably going to get start getting destroyed by the genetic freaks that are coming in from both sides. I think so. They need finishing moves, brother. Yeah. They need finishing moves. Honestly, the finishing moves are where it's at. They should force you to stand there. recommendation They got to make you do this. He's stunned. CAN YOU IMAGINE LIKE jujitsu judo starting to be more like character western That was That's where the money's really at. Cuz I want them to start dressing like Street Fighter and coming in with different like themes and stories. That
16:01 would be so good. Did you guys watch any of the judo matches from the Olympics? Probably not. Yeah. There's this guy who's French and he's like The big ass black dude? He's 7'2". 7'2"? Like 7 ft tall. Rolling with a guy 7'2"? Dude, he's big as ████ He's tall and everyone tries to judo trip him and he's just tossing these giant Korean dudes. Did he win the whole thing? He's like He's like It's like his fifth gold medal. It's like Steven Seagal doing aikido. Yeah, I have seen Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jujitsu was supposed to be the antithesis to that. We're supposed to be you don't have to be a genetic freak and you can apply the moves to someone that's like way bigger, way stronger. Yeah. But then that's why they just immediately start on the floor on their ass. So now I have four limbs versus your two limbs. But then with judo coming in, that might actually nullify the whole thing with like ████ like that. Well, if you're 7'2", what the Yeah, I just pick you up like Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
16:53 Yeah. You better not You better know leg locks, you know? Yeah, that's the thing. So, but I don't know. It's It's How would you approach having to go up against that guy? A big guy? That specific guy. Try to ████ leg lock that ████ How What do you mean? What is How's that work? Try to grab his leg and try to ████ rip his ACL. Like you Cuz all the time you use your whole body to attack one limb. Yeah, like if I'm if I'm going against like bigger dudes, I'm trying to get my legs under him. So this looks super gay, but I'm trying to get like I'm trying to lock my legs here. Yeah. I'm trying to isolate a limb. chop suey. He's got it. That's a chop suey, yeah. I'm going to try to get This is actually really scary here. Ooh. I'm trying to get in a leg into cuz it's like In which direction? body is going to be able to deal with the small joints here. a key. Oh. Like your job is to try to get under guy But then obviously a guy that big, it's like who knows judo, it's like Can he just sock you in the face right
17:43 now? Yeah, for sure. He could. In the Olympics. He could. He could sock me in the face. He could hit you with his medal from the previous one. Oh. He gets a chair. Yeah. Do they have Do you do you Can you punch people in jujitsu? No, but there's like they have rule sets. It's frowned upon. They have rule sets where you do like combat jujitsu. Okay. Where you can slap somebody with an open palm. I don't know ████ Technically, so in competitive jujitsu, you can club. What's that? So, a strike is considered if I ████ my hand back. Yeah. So, if I'm here and I just go That's not actually it looks like you were trying to Or if I'm trying to get a collar tie and I swing hard and I end up grabbing his head. Like you'll see like at the high level jujitsu guys, they're like They're like going They're just slapping Both guys are socking each other. strikes, but they're not strikes. Oh. Practicing like the one inch punch.
18:33 Yeah, yeah. Cuz it's like I'm not taking it backwards. Yeah, yeah. It's like an aggressive grab. Yeah. It's like a shove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it like framing and all that stuff. It's not a strike, but it's pretty much a strike. They beat the ████ out of it like they smacked the back of their And if you get hit in the back of the head, bro, like that sucks. That's That's illegal for a reason in MMA. I learned that Nick got cauliflower ear from just rolling around a bunch. I got cauliflower from sucking. Really? Have you seen those videos where like where like guys with cauliflower ear having their girlfriend like drain it? That's a thing? Yeah. It's like the the girlfriend will just put the needle in and drain it out. Yeah, he has bubble Why would you want to drain it? To not have it? So you get the fluid out so it gets flat. Yours is like calcified, huh? Yeah. You can't like that is like hard probably. You have to donate it. How long did that take you to with no marrow. How long did that take you to build?
19:25 This one? to go to St. Jude. Like the first like 7 months of me training I got this. Really? Cuz I got ████ up. I was watching this podcast and they had a MMA fighter on Mayhem Miller and I like that he called them dumpling ears. Those are yours ears. They look like yours ears. Actually one time you you you look delicious. Yeah, thank you. Yo, what's up? But imagine this in chicken broth. Mama bear. Nick bok choy. NICK BOK CHOY. DOES IT hurt when you're laying on a pillow? Like if it's hard against your head? When I when I first got it, yeah. When I first got it, it hurt so freaking bad. For how long? Until it got hard. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So it happens pretty quickly actually. Can you please use that name? Nick Typhon? No, Nick Nick Ty Dunn. Nick Typhon. N T D.
20:16 Soup dumplings. By Anthony Lee. Guys, go do jujitsu at Lionheart. After we just talked hella ████ about how boring it is.
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