0:09 this guy's right here about right here [Music] so uh Rick Ross said that he would never ride in a Tesla because he fears the self-driving car could take him to the authorities against his will that's true like like she's gonna be in a dance where are we going you are you have a bond you have a bond on you that's the funniest and most gangster ████ I've ever heard that is really funny that's like if you imagine like El Chapo says some ████ like that it's but it's funny but it's also like those are problems I never thought about it's also funny that Rick Ross thinks she's the kind of person that would have to be actually physically evading police capture uh
0:59 obviously it's not just constantly evading but also like let's say if um he was a witness or something or if he heard something you know what I mean so like you know the people the police need to bring him in and subpoena him in for something because a lot of rappers are getting arrested right now that's so funny dude so he says he's never ridden in the Tesla before oh he doesn't even ride in one no so for Uber shows up in the Tesla he's like nah the next one dude all the time by the way the door's gonna walk he did also he said he also believes that cars would be able to repossess themselves in the future I believe that that's a that's a highly smart utility you didn't pay your bill and then the Tesla just bounces why not yeah that's that's uh if you're doing a subscription model for a car which I think will happen because everything's going there it'll be wild and then a second
1:49 everyone's in these types of cars then it's like dude that's that's it good thing all my cars are from the 1980s yeah so now then there's gonna be some ████ law in like you know a decade or so that says you have to get rid of these like you know ████ pollutant type vehicles or whatever and you just gotta move to a state or you could grandfather those things like where man I don't know why there's such a state yeah is there any other states one of my neighbors is getting all of his cars uh re-registered I think in Montana or something yeah there's this Montana loophole uh where the tax is different and you don't pay anything loophole was out on the back of a Chinese news did you guys know in Vegas you apparently have to pay like a portion of what the vehicle is worth every year what yeah the registration's expensive in Vegas if
2:39 you have like a like I have a buddy with a Tesla yeah and he had to pay like three grand what for registration registration because it's like a portion of what it's worth or whatever the ████ but every year yeah my last registration there's a grand yeah I paid a grand for a which car my truck the Tacoma yeah a grand is nuts if it's yearly that's pretty but they said that that's what are you doing I just made 140. well when I was at the DMV they're they're saying that like you know how different states take taxes in different ways that's one of the ways that Nevada does do it so it's like you get no income tax but you you're you're slam you hard the DMV fees and all that s███'s High because usually it's how new the car is yeah I think that's involved I think it's evolved because GEOS Tesla was like 400 bucks or something he just said he
3:30 paid a thousand dollars first mine's a 2021 2021 yeah I think the Montana thing is getting cracked down on because too many people make content about it they all know yeah and now like when they catch you with Montana plates and Cali then they just like send you to the freaking thing like they'll just write you up yeah so the loophole one more time is when you like the DB dudes that buy Lambos and then they'll register it a month they'll like have an LLC that's located in Montana or some ████ and then they'll just register it to that business and they don't pay tax on it my my neighbor was telling me this is like probably one of the most bosses should ever heard anybody say but he's told me he has awesome cars Montana something about ████ businesses Delaware or something about something in Wyoming and he goes uh oh nothing and control everything and I was like is he Scarface bro Delaware is one of like the hotbeds for everyone like
4:22 registering their company yeah yeah I think Chase is registered in television but nobody ████ lives there works there yeah but he was like he's like I'm unsuitable what are you gonna get a penny and I'm like damn that's ████ question to be unsuitable that's a nice place that's pretty gangster but that's a lot of work if I'm only making like 50 Grand a year you know like yeah that's the reason why guys do that for the Montana thing because they're buying cars that are like 400 Grand so when you imagine the amount of tax you're saving but it's not it's not practical for someone's buying a Prius here he also says he's ungoogleable too because of the way everything's set up he's anti-seo yeah yeah you can't go in you shouldn't walk around saying you're unsuitable and ungoogable you're asking you to be Googled I think he wants to be tested to be honest people are going to start googling your ████ Target on your back my boy have you Googled it after you talked to him no I'm lazy
5:12 that's a lot of work though shoot that's true you'll never get tested I I know I just make sure I spend everything so then if they sue me I'm bankrupt I just imagine that the people who are truly unsuitable and ungoogleable have never mentioned it once I'm unsuitable and on Google I'd be going this motherfucker's house with slippers on and I'd Ajax those things I'd be Slip Sliding all over his ████ and I'm like that's a lawsuit that's a lawsuit my I crack my elbow that's a lawsuit I don't even own this house yeah exactly that's true damn that is good damn dude I'd be there I'd be like I ████ your wife dude your wife bro ████ her up the butt too and she loved it especially from me she loved it this guy's
6:04 right here ████ right here are you Incorporated in Nevada ████ what if he's not even married to her because he doesn't even own anything cool man he's like I married her under an LLC and he ████ caught oh okay yeah our corporations got married he's like I married her in a trust no I murdered her likeness but not her damn protected dude that's like the idea of you doing that to someone and them just being like Oh Steve Green you're so dead man don't say you're not suitable or not googleable if you don't want me to ████ it it's like it's like ████ with someone outside of the detention door and you're just like almost do you want to get up without Steve Green pushing all my buttons again
6:54 I like the scenario that somebody's like I'm unsuitable so Steve's like I'm gonna go ████ his wife alleged that he did oh I'm telling you because like that's one of the biggest ways you get some you can get sued that happens to athletes all the time when you ████ someone's wife no oh get under their skin in multiple ways no like you get under their skin like if you're a fighter and you're at a bar everyone's gonna be talking ████ to you you could sue them NFL players NBA players they all want an assault charge because it's a big time payday little settlement right yeah so I like how they never think about like what if it goes backfires so hard that you die like they don't think about that maybe they already got nothing to lose yeah true yeah or they did it five times already they know how far it goes but my favorite
7:44 ████ is when they catch on a dash cam when the car comes up and they go oh oh and then they hit the car oh ████ that is really nice it's always like China and Russia it's the best and it's always like on a Tesla or something like that it has cameras right and then they see the camera they just keep walking well it's because they know it's a nice car like this will be a nice payday but it's like oh that's a little risky though because they they might have the kamis up that's that's just crazy when when uh the idea that if somebody has a lot of money then they have to pay you a lot of money for something they did but if some dude's rolling around broke with no insurance you can ████ anything up and there's nothing and everyone feels like yeah ████ 50 of the car accident out here in La yeah they just hit you and go off because nobody's got insurance and ████ exactly that's just crazy in L.A you're just like hey hey yeah ████ it I don't care it's a little scratch I don't give a ████ all right see you later I've
8:34 been hit by a Mercedes and they did that they did a driving run like when we exited off the 60 over here and then uh you know how like some people if they see the car move out of the peripheral vision they think they're going but it was one of those right I was like I came out I'm like oh ████ oops I guess I can't and then when I stepped on the brakes they hit me I'm like oh ████ what the ████ like as soon as I got out they're like oh dude did I hit your car I'm like yeah maybe just pull over he goes okay he just ████ bounced and I was like oh well that's funny yeah it was in a Mercedes yeah but you also have a tank so my my car broke his headlights I don't I didn't he didn't get out to look at his damages so nothing really happened to my car but he ran away he ran because I think he thought he was so it was worse for him it was worse but he so weird well it would have been his fault anyway where in Glendale did this happen and how Armenian was he oh that's
9:24 true it was Mexican Armenian I think you know dude's like a nice one because what if it's not even his car and all that ████ he didn't want to deal with it oh maybe yeah or could have been a rental first of all they drive Beamers yeah that's true but hey Mercedes doesn't mean nothing now because that's the choice car of like every criminal right now that's true it's so weird it's always like a Mercedes that these like they're rolling up in the Mercedes and then just dropping drugs yeah yeah it's kind of a it's kind of a sick branding change for Mercedes oh God it's a car for criminals yeah yeah well isn't that like they did like a survey and it said that like more more people of low income that can't afford mercedes-owned Mercedes yeah it doesn't surprise them the leasing options are just so great and flexible exactly
10:18 the same as like regular car leasing it's almost predatory yeah it's strange I missed it yeah it is all right because like those those car dealerships are always trying to get like the LA hot people that have like ████ followers and influencers and ████ to have those cars but then to like not own them necessarily because they're just trying to get other people to buy them I like the status thing yeah it's like when influencers get caught in like some fuselage and like on a private jet I'm gonna go later without wheels like hanging out it's a set yeah it's a set that's the sucky thing about like like style you know like rent to own rims and tires yeah that business model how it's preying on people that absolutely can't afford it but it's so important to have that image yeah that's kind of sad that's hella sad it's like they like
11:08 getting put rims repoed but the funniest thing to me is like the epitome of class for them yeah Forgiatos it's like that's the top yeah I just don't I just don't get people who got a floss all the time bro don't get it save your money aim higher you are closing right now I'm flossing hard [Music]
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