0:00 That's Grabbler, that's Geo, dude. Yeah, dude. Hey, he's got to Geo. Cuz it's the ears, bro. It looks like rock formations. Welcome back everybody to the least interesting video of the Kevin Voice featuring our good friends Above the Influence here today. Hey. Oh, man. We just had some juicy off camera that we're not going to share with anybody. We can't say a word. Yep, they told us their first kiss story. So, let's go extremely cheesy because it's Bart's favorite. Just as a group cuz this is a very eclectic group of individuals. One DEI hire. One cop, that's you said. She's also our DEI hire. Also DEI hire. Resident cop.
0:50 Yeah. And one canceled failed a podcast, but put yourself together and you're you're clearly the the superhero Avengers of something. Your own work dynamic cuz we've done this before for ourselves. Like what superhero are each of y'all? They call me the Hulk. She's the Hulk. That's true. The Incredible Hulk. There's There's so many women superheroes and I'm the freaking Hulk, not even You don't remind me of any of them. Already she's getting angry and we don't want to see you angry. All right, we didn't even give her the She-Hulk. She gave that and was like, "No." No, no, no. Yeah, she tried to like offer that like a like a please at least let me have this, but it just doesn't fit. Like Catwoman, like I'm cool, you know what I mean? Definitely not Catwoman. Kind of dark. Doesn't really like that. The Hulk fits you. I don't see you prancing around the city. Who's the chicken um in Deadpool that fights Colossus? Gina Carano plays her.
1:41 Oh, I know what you mean. I see you being her. She does fit that. She's like a She's like an MMA fighter or something that crazy. But then she was beating the ████ out of Colossus. Yeah. And kick him in the nuts. You're talking about the one that Ronda Ronda No, no, no, not Ronda Rousey. She looks she built like her though. Yeah, that's just Gina Was that on Fast and Furious? No, that's They're they're all in it. They're Whoever we're mentioning is all in Fast and Furious. But yeah, we know who you mean. But Gina Carano Gina Carano from Deadpool. You would know her if you've seen her. She's just a big, beefy, broad-like, wide shoulders. Wide shoulders, dark dark hair. Uh whatever girl wants to hear. Yeah, yeah. Good ████ It's very rare. Takes their protein. Big, broad shoulders. Low-key, her family owns The Palms, actually. No way. Yeah, I mean Are you looking up Gina Carano right now? Carano, Deadpool. Didn't pop up? Pull it up here.
2:31 Carano of a famous family, rich family. Gina Carano, Deadpool, IMDb. I thought I was going to be the Hulk. Oh, her. Was that Deadpool? No, you're building behind the scenes. Oh, ████ No. You might He's too beefy. Bruce Banner. The Hulk is beefy, but like Bruce Banner is smart as hell. You could be She-Hulk. She She locked it down. Technically, her name is Angel Dust in it. Oh, Angel Dust. Can I see how she looks though? Angel Dust, awful name. Yeah, cuz that's PCP. You're like you're like the Beast, you know what I mean? Beast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. This lady. You never seen it? I've never seen it once in my life. She's in Deadpool. You should do your hair like that. Can I Can I take this? I I'd rather be her. All right, you get to be her, that's all. Same facial structure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the Red Hulk. When we were taking a shot, right? I was
3:22 just like complimenting Kiera. I was like, "Kiera, your waist is so tiny." And they're like, "Well, Esther, your your shoulders are so big that it actually makes your waist look tinier." I was like The V-taper. You got the Dorito back. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. Sweet chili back. That name that name fits her, too. Finally. Okay, so we got the Hulk. Uh-huh. All right, what are these two? What did you get last time? I forgot what I got last time. we did this. I think done like favorite superhero. No, no, we did. Oh, yeah, we did our favorite. He's not Batman. Why? I feel like I'm more like Deadpool than anything. You're not that funny. I was going to say then I was going to say I was going to say he's he's Batman because he that Are we doing Marvel or DC? Any Any superhero. I think the group has to pick for you.
4:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like You're like this. like I'm Thor then, you know. No, no, you can't pick I'm sorry. Kira is Catwoman. Catwoman? That's not a superhero. Yeah, it is now. Wait. No, you're not that crazy. No, you're She's Catwoman. I feel like she could be Catwoman. No, I feel like my screws are too loose to be Catwoman. Catwoman's crazy. Catwoman's supposed to be crazy. I would say Catwoman or Black Widow, one of those two. Cuz remember the Tim Burton one, she was the nuts. Yeah, she was crazy. Yeah. She's always been a little She's kind of fine though, too. You're like You're a villain. You're not really a hero. the Joker. Yeah. Why don't you be the Joker? The Joker? Oh, I could see him being Joker. No, actually Joker's too You're right, Joker's too evil, yeah. Venom is an anti-hero. I think Venom. He wants to He wants to do good, but
5:02 voices that tell him to bite people's head off. Venom's top. So, he's not even like the dude, he's like the symbiote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the goo. You're the black goo. And Jordan is Iron Man. He's Hulk. We gave him Hulk, yeah. So, you're She's Beast is good, I think. Beast is good. Beast is very good. Yeah, cuz he's like a scientist, smart smart guy, but you know, you know. He's smart. He He hosts games for people. Well, I don't know who Beast is. He's a Beast is the blue guy in X-Men. He's a furry guy. He's real furry. He's literally a beast. Yeah. He's a scientist. a Yeah. It seems like I just have to take Thor. There's not many left. No, I'm like looking I'm like you are not. You are definitely not. Like the I the guy that like puts like
5:52 ice like slides on the ice. You're Samuel Jackson's Frozone. That's who you are. I just don't see how I'm Frozone. Where is my goddamn suit? We have similar skin complexions, but that's about it. I can see Sam Jackson. He's like Nick Fury. Hey, for real Nick Fury. Put a eye patch on, forget it. Someone sassy. Gambit. Oh, Channing Tatum Gambit. He's Gambit. Why would I be Gambit? He's sassy. Gambit's sassy. He's Creole. Who's sassy? Deadpool. Deadpool is sassy. Who Who Who would you guys be? Who Who Who Who We got to find sassy real quick, but you you could just say who you think we are after meeting us one time. What is What is sassy?
6:43 A sassy superhero. It's maybe It's not Is it Quicksilver? It's uh Magneto's I'm not that sassy, guys. The fast guy? Yeah, the fast guy. Oh, the fast guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flash. No, not Flash. Is Cyclops sassy? Nah, dude. He's a square. He's too square. Quicksilver. Pietro Maximoff, uh which is or Peter Maximoff, which is a Magneto's son. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah, you you fast, you quick. What about Loki? Nope, it's Quicksilver. He's a bad guy. He a bad guy. He's more Quicksilver. He's still a hero. He's still a hero. He's got like the aesthetics for it, too. Yeah. Who the ████ is this? That's me. I've never seen this guy in my life. From X-Men? You never seen the X-Men? Oh, no, that's probably right. Both X-Men and Avengers. They had two versions of him. No, not the not the Avengers version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm Silver Surfer if
7:33 anything. Just very alone all the time. In the universe. Very very But you need you need an absolute darkness, not a shininess. You're not Silver Surfer at all. Wait, did you already discuss this amongst yourselves? Yeah. So you got What are you? A long time ago. I don't You know what I would prefer like Human Torch, I think. I think I I would prefer that. You could be a Human Torch. I can see that. I can see that, too. I like that one. I'll I'll keep that. Flame on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see that. I feel I'm trying to think of you guys. I I can't Yeah, you name us. I forgot what we chose anyway. The Thing. Who's The Thing? It's the rock The rock guy. You're Michael Chiklis. Or Cuz he's funnier than the Hulk, you know what I mean? Like the character was like comic relief. He's kind of sassy. Bad guy is invincible. That's who you remind me of. Dude, I'm watching Invincible right now. Who's Syndrome?
8:23 Oh my god, no. Oh my god. He doesn't know. It's the hair, for sure. I never even seen this? You never seen Incredibles? Where I was from, Frozone? Is that Is that a cartoon? It's hilarious. Quick, say Frozone. This is hilarious. a cartoon? Syndrome is the bad guy in Incredibles. And the second he said it, it unfortunately clicked in my mind. It's cuz Bart got that That hair. It's the chin, boy. It's the square jaw. It's funny, dude. Remember him? I don't remember the movie. You know what his name is? Syndrome? Bart's Bart's shaped like those Easter Island statues. That's who he is. He's like Galactus.
9:15 I feel like Captain Marvel. Ooh. I think we had Rogue for you. Oh, no, no, you weren't you weren't I was Rogue. You're Rogue? I was Rogue. No, I don't know. No, she looks She's more of a Black Widow. Yeah, she's more of a Black Widow. Okay, cuz Scarlet Witch. I feel like I'll go with one of those. Can I Can I have a hotter one, please? What were you? Yeah, be happy with what you got. You're pretty broad, like it matches. You were blessed with what I'm working for. Bro, you wear some jean cut-offs, you're going to look like the Hulk, bro. I want I want his teeny, tiny waist. I have a teeny And he wants her shoulders, so But I will say, it's it's very My back is like super well-defined, even though I barely put any work in, whereas every other part of my body that I'd actually put work in looks like nothing.
10:08 It'll happen. It'll happen soon. More protein, man. Yeah, it just takes time. It's literally just eating as much go for just aesthetically Psylocke. Who the hell is that? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I think so. Who's Psylocke? Cuz of the black hair. Aesthetically wise, Shang-Chi. Shang-Chi? How do you How do you spell Psylocke? Psylocke is a with a silent P, P S Y. Y, yeah. I think she uses size. played by Olivia Munn in X-Men: Apocalypse. Oh, the woman? Yeah. Okay, I'm tempted. Hello. Oh my gosh, she's hot. Hey, Jordan said I was I thought I thought they meant Psyduck. Psyduck? This was going off of superheroes so hard. Just characters in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys agree? I thought Psyduck fits more.
10:58 Everyone's saying no over there. Don't see any resemblance whatsoever. What's this guy right here? Yeah. Probably like Yeah, we we said he was Rogue. Rogue? The the the rock character, like the character that like is like No, I gave him the the thing. The thing. He's Oh, no, he's talking about Onix from Pokémon. Dude, I don't like Onix or Oh, Graveler. Graveler? Or like a That's Graveler, that's Geo dude. Yeah, dude. Cuz it's the ears, bro. It looks like rock formation. Diglett? look like arms. Diglett is crazy, dude. Diglett is crazy. That actually hurt my feelings. Actually, it's ████ up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You talking about from Thor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, rock guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you you act like him though, for
11:48 real. He's Korg. He's from New Zealand, right? Is it Korg? I don't know. The the rock guy from Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Korg. From Ragnarok. Yeah. Korg. Korg. He's my guy, dude. Korg is the AI on Twitter. Korg is actually all four letters in Korg. Oh, Korg. Oh, it's backwards. What did you guys give Joe the last time you did it? I said I was Deadpool and they were like, "You? No, you're Loki." And then everyone called me Loki. Loki fits. He's mischievous. Anthony's like Wonder Woman. I see Honestly, Loki, I see this fool wrapped up in American flag for some reason, dude. Why? I see Captain Vietnam. Yeah, Captain Communist. That's actually way better. Yeah, that's This fool is Captain Communist, dude. He's the ████ anti-hero.
12:38 He has a star on his chest, dude. Nah, it's not hitting for me. Yeah, I'm like looking cuz I don't know everybody. Nightcrawler. Is Anthony a Nightcrawler? Nightcrawler. Cuz he like to dance. Batman. ████ is Batman. He's Batman. It's literally just dancing Batman. I take back Psylocke. Ryan might be the Joker, bro. Ryan. Ryan might be Batman. Ryan's Ryan is Batman. Ryan is Batman. Ryan's Riddler. He's resourceful. He's smart. Riddler, no. Ryan Cuz he plays games like the Riddler. There's an Indian superhero. Which one is that? The Indian? Indian one. There's an Indian Spider-Man. Oh, in the universe? Triple R is how it goes. Yeah, the multiverse. I don't know. Anthony's Doctor Strange.
13:28 Yeah. He's a time traveler. Or Mr. Fantastic. That is a That's better than Captain Communist. I know. I wanted to give you a good one. Because he travels everywhere all the time. So, he's like This makes sense. Mr. Worldwide. Yeah. And Brian's Batman. No, you know who else could do this? ████ Spider-Man's best friend, the Asian one. Oh. Oh, and Wong. You're Wong. No, not Benedict Wong. The other one. No, the the little kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's funny, too. Yeah, yeah. I'm Silver Samurai. Nah, you don't get to be Silver Samurai, dude. You're Loki. Loki makes sense. Loki's probably I forgot what his personality was like. Like yours. Okay. It's so sad there's like one or two Asian superheroes that we could have potentially like Shang-Chi? Hell no. That's too easy.
14:19 Jubilee? That's what I'm saying. But it's like it's not just looks. It's uh characteristics. That's so true. Personality, right? Yeah, she could be Jubilee. Kira? Oh, who's Jubilee? Who is that? She throws fireworks. I was thinking of um like Jubilee Films. Oh, like the YouTube channel? I like Pokémon better. Yeah, let's do Pokémon. Her? Yeah. She's supposed to be Asian. Huh? How do you even know this superhero? Wait, but she's Because um we grew up on X-Men the cartoon. And that was the very first episode. It started with her. She looks smart and very resourceful. She's like the weakest one. She's the weakest one. Wait, what? She's like the most pointless one. She's Her superpower is sparkly. Oh, yeah, it's like little fireworks. But she didn't even do damage. Yeah, that sucks. Oh wait, you know who she reminds me of? Who's Starfire from ████ Teen Titans?
15:11 Now that I think about it. Yeah. Poison Ivy. You know why? Cuz she's also what's called scientist. She's also She's in biohacking. Nah, I like Starfire. Well, if if I could ask y'all this, ████ one universe, ████ one show, if there was one like fictional character that perfectly describes y'all, who would it be? That we identify with ourselves? Cuz mine mine has always been either Gaara or Aang. More more Gaara. What's Gaara? I can see Gaara. Gaara his dad hated him. Wait wait, Aang not Zuko? Or Zuko I mean. Yeah, I was about to say. I'm like you're nothing like Aang. Both of those characters have daddy trauma and hate the world until you know eventually they heal. I see Gaara more than Zuko. I see Gaara. Zuko only came by because I cut my hair one time and I low-key looked like both of them when they have short hair. Zuko is in Avatar: The Last Airbender and that's what ████ Dante plays Zuko.
16:05 I'll be Ben 10. Ben 10? Ben 10. I could see that actually. You're both white. I get this a lot. Jinx from Pokémon. Yes! Why? Remember the good stuff. That ████ is so accurate. You're you're a Jigglypuff if anything. Cuz she's sleepy all the time? Oh no, Kirby I mean, not Jigglypuff. Kirby? He swallowed everything. But she looks You swallowed it. Damn. My dad's obsessed My dad's obsessed with Pokémon Go and every single time he catches Jinx he sends it to me. I was like okay, it's so cute, whatever. That's pretty adorable. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah. Damn. Is are you the only one with a healthy really out of all of us with a healthy relationship with your father?
16:55 Well, he did leave to Korea, so. We all got daddy issues. I love my dad. Yeah, right, fool. I know I know what superhero I like, but I don't know who I identify with. Who do you like? I like Wolverine. Ooh. Yeah, he's all right. I feel like Jeremy's favorite is Wolverine, too. Yeah, I feel like you could be a multiverse Wolverine, where he's like silly. A silly Wolverine? A usual Wolverine. In the Yeah, he's too angry. Is there a silly Wolverine in the dead the the latest Deadpool or not? Nah, they were all angry. Yeah, every aspect of Wolverine is so angry. That's true. That's true. He's like angsty and ████ The last one was pretty good though. I hated that. like it. Sorry, that that was The last Thor sucked too. I hated the last Thor. get canceled again. Love and Thunder? Yeah, Love and Thunder was all right. No, say your real truth. You didn't like the last Deadpool? Say what you feel about like Do you feel
17:45 like he was talking too much? That's how I felt. I was like, I'm I'm over it. it on. It was too long. That's how I felt. Isn't isn't there a new one out like right now? I didn't know that. Uh Captain America, where Falcon becomes Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard nobody liked it. I heard that one was ass. Everything they've been putting out is ass. The the Snow White movie is like the worst movie. Like it has the low No, I didn't I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. It has a 1.8 out of 10. And and it's 1.7 as of today, cuz I people keep posting about it. What's the Snow White movie? I don't I don't know. The super woke one. Well, it's it's basically the one with Rachel Zegler playing Snow White, and then Wonder Woman was it Gal Gadot playing like the Evil Witch. But then she's way hotter. That's the funny thing. So, there's this meme, where it's like, so you're saying the Evil Queen is jealous of her looks, and then they switch the faces, and then they go, like, "Fixed it." It's ████ up. No, the reason why the reason why a lot
18:36 of people don't like Rachel Zegler is because she was just like, "Oh, like, you know, now it's it's not going to be a Disney princess that's going to be saved by a prince. She is like strong, and she's independent, and all of that." Everyone's like, "Why are you ruining a classic?" Like, that's the whole point of the story. Yeah. Yeah. So, You don't need to rewrite a classic. She said the prince stalks her, like like in the old traditional. She only watched it once, and she didn't like it because like the prince has got stalky vibes. And then and then the other thing that people are really mad at is that she was again not not my words, but people were just saying like there she's imparting her like woke ideology on like the old school classical film as well. And then all of her like marketing press anytime she would say things, um, she would also add like free Palestine and which was really contradictory to the fact that Gal Gadot is pro Israel. So it became like a hot
19:27 topic of like modern day like problems if you will, but it's supposed to be a classic tale and again, I don't I don't really give a ████ I'm just saying like people were getting really heated over that stuff. I just thought it was funny how they were like, you know what? We're going to do things different. We're not going to have little people play the elves. So then they got this diverse group group of people. And then afterwards they CG'd them into being small. And then all the little folks community was like, "Bro, you just took our job." Yeah, what And like just cast some real little folks then if you're going to CG them back into little people. Wait, how boring is it to just act and everything's just green screen like CGI, you know what I mean? You're just talking to nothing, right? That sounds so boring. Or it's really good acting. No, but honestly she's very talented. I could honestly say she's very talented.
20:17 She's really good at singing. So I heard that she was good in Snow White, it was just Gal Gadot that was just terrible. That's what I heard on the internet. This whole movie just sounds like a ████ show. But that's kind of sad. I'm going to leave a bad rating without even watching it. Yeah.
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