0:00 Paraguay's male to female ratio is close to one to one with slightly more males overall >> with slightly more males overall. >> Can you ask him what the ████ is Paraguay known for? >> He said 5:1. >> I don't even I never even remember. >> Thank god we could check and then he said look it up. [Music] >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where we have Ryan Eay here guys. >> Yep. >> Wow. Ryan E. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Thanks for acknowledging me. We also have Bart >> Bartin Kan. >> Milking the time clock. We also have Joe >> Joe Kawa. >> Steven Paul Green. >> Shout out to Herano as a tech. >> Herano the tech. >> Cool. We're going to move on. We're going to move on. >> Stephen >> Paul Green.
0:51 No time for that. We don't have time for that. >> It helped us make it longer. >> Random random random question as they all are. He's last last minute homework guy. >> Which which country in the world would you want to be or would you consider most fun to be famous in? >> Oh wow. >> Besides America, besides Las Vegas besides Las Vegas country of Las Vegas. >> Honestly, dude, I had so much fun at the circa the other day because like this guy like like knew me from JK and I got invited up to his ████ and like he's a sports gambling guy and it was a blast and Hagawa was there. Shout out Hagawa. Always the best whiskey taste in the world. Hagawa. >> Hagawa. >> I buy I buy you guys. >> Best Japanese guy that we know. >> Hagawa knows knows all the ████ >> I bought he knows >> most imperial authentic Japanese guy we
1:41 know. >> You know what the people up selling at the airport say? Ryan Hagawa knows the real ████ >> Ryan Hagawa is a merchant class. >> He's a merkantile >> class. What are you? >> Rice guy. >> Samurai class. >> Samurai. Yeah. He's a daimo. You're squire. >> No, he's confused. Sam Rice class rice. >> You guys don't even know what do is, huh? I'm more cultter than you. >> D. I know that from I know that from Ninja Turtles 3. >> Nailed it. >> You guys don't know what a Daiso is, huh? >> I know what a dicey is, brother. >> I used it on your wife's ████ last night. >> Oh my. >> No, I didn't. I didn't. >> I didn't. She's pregnant. >> Hagawa. >> That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. >> Hagawa sold. >> What country do you want to be famous in? Jesus Christ. That one stole horse carriages. >> You're winning the beer, dude. What a sick host, huh? >> Pick a country, you freaking freaks.
2:33 >> Madagascar. >> And why? What's the next? >> You know what a mini show is? >> That's a nice choice. How come? >> Okay. The game. >> You said NASCAR Madagascar. >> Any country that's underrepresented? Because >> you become a god. >> They have a whole movie. >> That's right. >> What does mean that? >> You become a god. The god represent. Everyone knows mad. But sometimes it's not good. So like imagine being a K-pop star in Korea, you're so ████ controlled. You have to live a sec a secret. >> But Korea is already a big country. But that's why I'm saying like in the in those other countries, you might be super controlled, too. So you got to find a country with a lot of freedom. >> By the way, Madagascar didn't exactly give the profits to the people, brother. >> Oh, >> so what he's saying is pretty accurate. >> So it's like if you're >> son, >> the game plan is if you're famous there, >> then they're just like, "Oh, thank you so much for representing us. like you
3:23 are the ████ god. It's like me being me like K Jamun, right? But if you're famous and like the super dope in America, so what? There's like thousands of other awesome famous celebs too. Like yeah, you got Michael Jackson, but he's awesome, but like you also call him Michael Jordan and they get their names mixed up all the time. >> But you got freedom and fun. >> So imagine being Manny Pacquiao on the Philippines, right? >> Yeah. >> He has a 100 person army guarding his house. He's the president is >> because he needs it. Cuz someone's going to rob his ass and kidnap his kids. >> Well, has he been robbed? >> Because he has a 100% army. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. >> What kind of question? >> You know why? Cuz he has ring cuz he has actually. It's cuz he has Ring doorbell. >> That's why. >> Yeah, >> that ████ still happens here, too. The ████ owner of Win Casino, his daughter got cat got ████ kidnapped. Steve, >> I'm thinking maybe Australia is the
4:14 closest to here. >> You be Heath Leisure. >> Oh, >> you be Heath Leisure. >> That's pretty good. I still lean Madagascar cuz we know that snakes ████ dude. >> We know snakes talk and we know that animals talk. >> Snakes are also animals. >> How about Paraguay? Paraguay is cool. >> Paraguay. Why Paraguay? >> Told you. One of those countries that no one knows about cuz when you represent and you're worldwide famous, then they're like, "Thank you. Now you're like, you represent us. I told you." >> Even though Joe's from Japan and they're like, "That's our representation." >> Yeah. >> Like that like a lot of shoulders. What can they The thing is, what can these countries offer you as the most famous guy there? >> Women. >> Paraguay. What can Paraguay give you that you like so much? >> I don't even know what they're known for. >> There's I Dude, there's there's a there's a 5 to1 women to male ratio. >> Yeah. >> Are you sure about that? >> There's a big dude, look at how there's
5:04 a male to female. >> Yeah, but ratio in Paraguay. But what's the ratio of hot women to just women? >> Huh? Paraguay's male to female ratio is close to 1 one with slightly more males overall >> with slightly more males overall. >> Can you ask him what the ████ is Paraguay known for? >> He said 5 to one. >> I don't even I never even met. >> Thank god we could check now. And then he said look it up. >> I never even met a Paraguay in man. >> What's What's with Put like the Paraguay beauty paguay. Miss Paraguay. >> It's probably going to be a male Paraguay. >> Let's see. Oh yeah. Look at Miss Yeah, Miss Paraguay 2025. >> She might be fine. >> Miss Paraguay. >> That was so I hope she has an adapple this big. >> This is going to be Joe's new wife and put on put that ████ up there. >> Damn, that was hella funny.
5:55 >> I need to like type in >> number one most beautiful woman in Paraguay. Paraguay are good, dude. They're Latina. >> It's basically what pageantss are. >> Paraguayans are the best. >> That's like what? South America. >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. >> Next to Uruguay. I know Uruguayan women are are are very beautiful. >> Yeah, but Anthony comes from the country of you're a gay. >> Yeah. >> So good, dude. That's so good. You want me to fact check you on that one? Does Anthony come from the country of you're a gay? >> I'll fact check you and you're ████ >> You're already busy. >> Damn. This fool got moeded on that ████ Google check though. >> No. >> No, I didn't. >> Oh, let's go. >> Beautiful. >> That just look like face app like the example. Yeah, it looks like Nick Dunn face. >> She won Miss Universe. Paraguay won Universe. >> So Joe's a real idiot. I guess she
6:46 literally just nailed the country that won Miss Universe. >> So she can't find her husband cuz the ratio is way off, right? >> It's one to one. >> Yeah. But then maybe she'll go overseas now cuz if she's the number one Miss Universe, then she has access to the universe, not just Earth. >> Dude, you know what I would do? What >> is one of those Mr. Beast islands, dude? Because it's a guarantee. Because then it starts with you. And then you just import people slowly. So you just use your all your s█████ tuber scum connections to import all these broads over and you slowly accumulate power and wealth over there. >> Like Epstein Island. >> That's it. >> So you build your own island. >> Yeah. But I do it legally and with only big tits only and big asses only. >> Cool. >> Yeah. So then as they breed it's only big tit big big asses coming out. >> You're really cool, man. >> Like that. >> Yeah. >> It's it's kind of like um the the Amazon
7:36 women. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you're >> with big tits, big asses. >> That's the good ones. >> Yeah, >> I go with that. >> Yeah, cuz usually they're just big bone ████ >> Yep. >> Yeah, >> I think that's a good idea. >> Thank you. >> Who's that? >> Looks like a handsome guy. >> What are you talking about, dude? Who's that? >> That Oh, she's pretty. >> A handsome guy. So big. >> It says Miss Supernatural. Why does it say Miss Super? >> Come on. >> It says Miss Supernatural. >> Listen, I think Joe could pull. So you you you better get that. >> It's a scheme go. Dude, >> you better you better clean your ████ up. I think Joe could pull. >> I seen Joe pull. >> Dude, this face is crazy. >> Listen, me and Joe had a dating show for Joe and he was pulling ass out of the ████ universe. Dude, >> you're gay. >> I don't know how any of those girls looked. >> He's pulling ass out of everywhere. We're live streaming all these absolute
8:27 ████ and they were all down. And we told I said immediately I was like, "Are you down to eat the asshole?" And they're like, "Hell yeah." And I was like, "All right, you're going live in 5 seconds." I was surprised that every single thing he opened with was that and then like one after the other they're like yeah >> not a bit. I was always like >> I was like hey um so you're going to go live in a second but are you down to eat the ████ or else I'm about to jettison your ass into ████ outer space. >> And if they said no then he >> I was like see you later. >> Oh you're a ████ ████ and I say oh you're a ████ ████ that I'd swipe him that way. >> What the hell is this happened to this episode? But no, serious seriously though, you guys really think that like being a part of like America or whatever, being a celebrity there is the best. >> First of all, Passport Bros made me believe that a sub a subsection of our population will try to attack this
9:19 problem in a certain way where they'll use their power to like >> exploit people who want to come here >> for that reason. >> Yep. >> Phil's Chichi Dango, that's um shave ice. We used to have a little booth in uh Smorgesburg where we had shaved ice. It was really delicious. >> Pretty cool. >> What about it, ████ >> Pretty cool. He just said it's gone. >> Pretty sick. >> He's like, "It's gone." But >> you you asked this question cuz you wanted to be famous in in a country, didn't you, Anthony? Like China. >> So I so want to be famous in a country like China. Anthony. Yeah. >> Hey, be famous in China would be pretty sick, though. >> No, I don't want to be to be honest. Honest question. I would not want to be famous in a country that uh your government still has ultimate control over you. >> That's what I'm saying. Freedom and fun. That's what it always goes down to. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They do. >> It rocks to live in a country where the
10:11 whole thing is owned by five media companies. >> Yep. >> Like it's sick. >> It's way better. >> It's way better and I love it. >> It's got to be even if it's just perceivably like a free or democratic country in that sense. What about like a lazy one? Like a lazy country that >> Madagascar. >> A lazy country. >> No, I mean France. >> It's not lazy cuz they taught their monkeys how to speak. >> That's true. >> I think the idea of fame needs to like if you can't milk the benefits of it and you are added liability, then it's like that that's what's going to determine the country. >> How about Romania? That's a good one cuz you could pay a lot of the government there. Yeah. >> Oh, sick. And that's where the tape bros were at, right? >> Yeah. >> So they have like ultimate mobility. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. But they keep they get arrested like every week, dude.
11:01 >> But they're but they keep paying. >> Yeah. >> Philippines actually be pretty freaking fun to be famous. >> I think honestly Philippines might be Miami. >> You're not scared of all the people trying to kidnap you. >> Yeah. >> But you got there's like pirates and ████ >> But that don't happen to famous people in Philippines. Really? It's not like command Pacquiao needs an army. A personal army >> cuz he can afford it. Well, but I don't think you buy it because you need it like like that. Like I think he's doing it because he he wants padding. >> Well, he's also in politics, too. It's not just he's famous. >> That's true. >> I see. >> Yeah, that is different. You have like the way they celebrate famous people in the Philippines is really fun. >> Yeah. >> It's a very like fun fun thing. >> Like if your whole nation or an entire nation is just behind you, like that's got to be tight. >> That's how it feels to be Trump. But the other half the other half hates your ass though. >> Did you see him in England?
11:52 >> He came in a little pumpkin like the carriage, the pumpkin carriage. >> Or like I have no idea, but I see the way that like uh Argentina backs up like Lo Messi. >> Yeah. >> Oh, Argentina. Argentina is a good one, dude. Argentina is beautiful. Yeah, I have a hot German. >> Can't lose. It's like when Becca went to LA. Nobody cares in England. They all love him anyway. >> Yeah. Argentine. >> It's like Pton Manny going to the Denver Broncos. Colts fans are like, "Thank you. Thank you. Who cares? Who gives a ████ Thank you." >> That's true. >> Argentina is dope. Norway would be dope, too. >> Why Norway? >> Norway. >> Beautiful place. It's >> cold as ████ I've been there. >> Oh, really? >> You didn't like it? >> It's so cold. >> I'm sorry. That's why it was cold. >> But don't you guys want to give hope
12:43 ████ wimp this country? My pee is >> I don't think the is a hopeless country. >> Chevron is bigger than your pee pee on its best day, brother. >> In front of a heat lamp. >> I think it's good to be an inspiration, too. >> It's a funny ass brag. It's so stupid. It's really good. >> It's hella true. Go ahead. Sell Madagascar one more time. I think it's great to give inspiration for a hopeless country that needs some inspiration. So all they need is a famous guy. If only they had a a movie franchise that was telling everybody about >> a beer cat that talks. >> That'd be crazy. >> If only they had one famous guy to bring them out of. >> What else do you guys know from Madagascar? I know it has the best vanilla. >> That's all That's all I know. I just
13:33 >> Have you been? >> No, but I just know about vanilla cuz everyone everyone brags about it. That's cool, man. >> The vanilla there is the best. >> That's sick. >> That's so boring. Like it's like regular vanilla. >> Like regular vanilla is boring, too. >> Pick the more >> That's what I'm saying. >> A more boring flavor that's known for its boringness. Yeah. >> It when it doesn't have nothing, then you could be the something. >> No, for sure. But you just have to kill everybody who knows regular vanilla and you're like, "This is Mascar Madagascar vanilla." >> That's true. >> You have to kill everybody. >> Kill them all. >> You're big vanilla. >> Yeah, he is. He calls you big vanilla. >> Even when I'm shriveled, brother. >> Still bigger though. >> Calling Steve big vanilla from now on is tie because you're suppressing his vanilla dreams. >> Hey. >> And he's white. >> Finally, I got a nickname other than
14:23 >> he's white. Big vanilla dude.
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