0:00 [Music] so gordon ramsay is really really freaking out the tick tock generation why because he's always doing tick tocks with his daughter no or he's saying ████ crazy ass ████ no what do you guys think he did crazy ass ████ with his daughter it's gotta be food related right yeah he's he's pissing off all the food craters on tiktok i actually liked them more when i saw the tick tocks with his daughter do you yeah because what kind of tic tacs does he do she she pranked them like she made him look in the ████ water with the egg and ████ and she smashed the egg on his head and then so like you know he's so mad and ████ serious but then the way he treats his daughter you're just like oh this guy's just a normal ████ dude dude have you seen the cooking show where he does all kids he's way different he's like the
0:50 sweetest ████ guy is he actually what a two-face yeah he's fake and then when he sees the the adults he's like you ████ pig with all the kids he's like oh it's okay no worries he's like the sweetest guy dude my favorite bit everyone's seen this but he puts two buns around this lady's head and he's like what are you and she's like i'm an idiot she shouldn't have burned the ████ the look on her face is so perfect it's like when we roast anthony has that perfect look on his face of like yeah the shoulder shrug ████ great is that you look anthony does it better than anybody he's the best at getting roasted out about any of us by far because he gives that look that look that one that one i want to make into a sticker and put on the back of my laptop tick tockers or uh because this generation's a whole generation ████ ████ ass ████ so i thought it was probably because the way he speaks to people close but yeah this is about how
1:40 the generations maybe ████ has ████ but i do want to get you guys thoughts on this because well you guys i already know what you guys are going to think but here we go is that a sheep did you even ████ drop kick the lamb dude [Laughter] he's like what's going in the oven first what do you say yummy yum yum who am i going to cook first [Music] so let me guess people are they got their feelings hurt because he's talking to all these really cute animals in this way and then they're man i think people were just delusional dude it's the ████ vegans dude vegans
2:30 dude imagine taking the tick tock generation to 99 ranch where you see the fish ████ swimming dude yeah well you gotta pick up the lobster and she'll like they'll be like that one my dad only goes to asian supermarkets because why do i go to america when they're all dead so he only goes to the asian supermarkets because you point at the one you want oh i won that one and then that depressed one is like yay kill me let me die i cannot stop right cause you always picked like the lively ones right yeah yeah that's so ████ funny even at the chinese restaurant you want to get lobster you know how they come they always pull them out with the ████ bucket they'll go which one you're like oh i want that one and that ████ is still like moving around and ████ and then you're like hey they're sentient beans you're not sad you know like ████ it it still tastes good what um what are they saying it's just the same vegan ████ like it's not that about initially vegan just cruel it's like
3:21 it's cruelty that he's like he's like oh like come here i'm hungry he's gonna eat the ████ that's what he's gonna do well he's you know he shouldn't be hurting the feelings of what they don't speak english he's insulting him they can feel yeah because they're animals but he's like oh he's still like that you know what i mean but they ran from him it just usurps the whole cruelty-free efforts to eat yeah guiltless i guess so free you don't roast you don't i mean you do roast them you don't talk ████ before you hand roast them yeah before you roast you roast them before you what do they do to wag you joe they like ████ they talk ████ for 86 hours they get it drunk every day and they massage it and they massage them that's not cruelty to animals that's living better than a lot of humans they just have like they're just alcoholics they have their own cruelty in their head it's just mentally ill we just don't know but you know that we
4:12 talk about here you guys follow any nature pages absolutely nature's metal but only the savage ones though yeah dude i saw a ████ komodo dragon go up to a deer that was laying on the ground and then uh was taking a nap and then the kids bit well i saw him mid eating but he had his like paw on the neck and he pulled the baby deer out of the uterus first eats the baby deer and then ate the mom oh ████ so the ████ deer was just giving birth it was giving birth yeah look the almost any animal that dies in the hands of like our like butcher system is way cruelty free compared to what the ████ happens in yeah all you do is hang as a cow and you're like and then there's that one time and you're done you're done whereas komodo dragons they like bite you one time and then they got that like poison that paralyzes you and then
5:02 the deer is just like oh i don't know why he's getting his ass how about a crocodile eating you twisting the ████ around all over a million times doing the turbine move at least at least though they die with dignity without somebody making fun of them that's true except you got a bunch of ████ dudes with their ████ cameras like don't disturb the nature that's dignity do you guys like lamb yeah i love that it's delicious i like when i eat it i go do you don't eat it right no i never i don't know i just never did i think growing up we just never had it so i don't have a palette for it like i just never when you eat it does it taste funny yeah are you familiar with i think i've only had it like once and i was like yeah pretty good does it taste gamey that's what some people said i don't even know what i don't even know what gamey tastes like what is it like lamb yeah i think when you eat um it just goes to cycle when you eat like
5:53 meats that we're normally used to whether it be like pork beef or chicken and then you eat a different type of meat and then you just taste this other not like bitter ish but uh it's very animally dangerous yeah like that like deer tastes like that lamb tastes like oh um organs organs taste gaming okay okay yeah i get i get with that oh it wasn't gaming to me yeah i got some i got some i think it's so lean frozen yeah it's got some frozen elk steaks it just tastes like sirloin like it's really like lemonade it's pretty gamey in in in seventh-day adventists you can eat lamb right mm-hmm you can eat that that's what's weird you could eat cow um you could eat chicken but you can't eat pork yeah just no pork no bottom feeder fish yeah yeah that's why i haven't had so many like different meats so that means you also haven't eaten shrimp not as not growing up i didn't have until i was like 19.
6:44 yeah i haven't had lobster until i was in college i had horse in japan and that was good too was it good yeah where's this kind of it's really sweet and juicy the one that i had are there specific ways to prepare horse that you wouldn't know it was just slight creamy like korean butter sashimi horse what the ████ oh yeah just came out like like a plate of like meat and you just kind of grilled it yourself like korean bbq stuff is it colored like meat it's like normal yeah just look you can't even tell if someone brought it out you would just think it's beef huh wow but it doesn't taste like beef it's a little tougher and leaner if you're drinking alcohol you're just talking you would just think you're eating beef also like what we're used to right is when we eat like beef like we always want like fat on it like marbley flavor whereas like you don't ████ normally eat like fat ass horse right like horses are so buff dude they're so lean they're so buff so the meat is like you don't get that fat marbliness it's
7:34 like just the redness and it's even a darker thick red which makes it more like lean and gay nutrition wise is there more benefit to eating like a lean horse that's what i heard i actually heard uh um there's this one study where like traditional cultures that ate like horse like mongolians or like native americans or some ████ like that they like had less heart disease and all this other just leaner in general well not but when you're talking about like traditional like humans surviving and stuff like that back then it's more about like the organs like livers for the nutrients and fat yeah like storing fat if you had a ████ ton of like if you got like a moose that's not actually like super that's not gonna make you last long you need like fat you know what i'm saying and the type of cow like the beef that we eat too it's not natural like they they're just ████ eating corn all day and they're full of fat and that's why they're so delicious because if you've had like grass-fed just beef where it's
8:25 not finished with grain meaning like sometimes you'll eat grass-fed beef and you'll see like finished with corn or whatever right what they do is like they they they introduce like corn to their diet at the end so then they get a little bit of that fat and it's tastier but if you do strictly just grass-fed it doesn't taste as good when are you allowed to make fun of the animal when they're like free-range you can make fun of them but then when they're finishing them you can't i know right your plate you could talk maybe right there he was like they were being like corn finished like you're supposed to like keep all that to yourself maybe that's true it's the stage if they if they had the cow upside down and then they go and they had that down finish him every time and the cows like this well the cows are already like that but upside down yeah i think that'd be pretty sick
9:16 and i wonder if that's cruelty though obvious girl i don't think that i think cruelty to animal only like applies when you're torturing like unnecessary things like you're putting yeah i don't know i think off of this gordon ramsay thing just just to be semi-neutral devil's advocate yeah obviously it's like a fans on jk it's like uh if we say something that's offensive and they're not into it it's like low key just don't subscribe like that's maybe not your cup of tea yeah but then if you like laugh it's like hey you're that kind of person too yeah you know what i'm saying you're my kind of guy he's a ████ found a piece of ████ exactly it's like the spider-man man so it's not i would never look at something like that it's like is he right or wrong it really uh just depends on what type of person you are and what perspective you have you know what i'm saying i don't think he crossed the line though i don't think that's because that's the type of person you are
10:06 but i think cruelty to animals is like when you're torturing them physically putting them through pain like a thousand of them in a cage yeah and like they're sick and they're spraying factory farming spreading diseases all around bart how would you me let's try this how would you tell taika about where his food comes from have you done that no does he know about like have you had him go to a petting zoo and pet the cow oh yeah we went to the fairway and i'm like this is what you eat this is beef this is chicken but i don't know if he's tying it together did you walk him over get a chili dog after and go this is i don't ████ know what it is but it's it's it's all the animals you saw today it's a mixture of them the craziest thing is um so like i think as a so i think all of those like ████ ████ ass thoughts i think they're learning behaviors yeah because we went to this um uh this japanese restaurant and then i think the
10:57 lady just thought taiko was super cute so she brought over a bunch of fried like little crabs like this like whole ████ crap so it looks like a cockroach right on a skewer like ████ 10 of them like this right and then she brought it over and i never want to like i want taiko to have his own opinions so when jill was like oh god i was like just you know see what he does right because then because jill looks at it like a bunch of cockroaches because it looks freaky and i'm like you look like a like a chinese guy who wants to eat them all you want to eat it and he goes sure he takes it and goes mmm it's like a potato chip i'm like oh ████ that's dope so i think a lot of these like a scary animal like whatever it's like learned behavior for sure it's from people who live in such a sterile environment that like when their food comes out they don't make the connection that it's from
11:47 like nature hey dude i remember seeing sardines for the first time because my mom used to just chop him up and put him on the plate and then i saw her unroll that thing and i was like yo what at least this guy doesn't have his ████ eyes staring in your god that's the only thing i don't want to look him in the eyes and then kill him [Music] bye
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