0:00 What do you guys do when you have an opposite sex friend like from childhood? >> Okay. >> But then you're with a chick now and she's like, "Yo, I don't feel comfortable about this." >> She Wait, the chick or my old friend is like, "I don't want to suck your dick anymore." >> Your your old friend is just your friend. She doesn't suck your dick. >> Oh, okay. >> And your new chick is uncomfortable about your old friend. >> How long have I been with this new chick? >> Since childhood. >> No, no, no. This new chick. >> Oh, new chick. It's brand new. It's like a month old. But >> I guess like the reasonable answer would be, and this is like a mayor a little bit, but like I would have to ask, have I displayed anything that looked weird? >> Because I want to know how much of it is her >> imagination or how much of it I'm actually guilty of. Like did I say something inappropriate? Did I talk about her too much? Cuz I would call
0:50 myself out if I did that cuz that's weird. >> But you actually have like childhood friend like or like close friend like Bonos or whatever that are that are female, right? But like, have you ever dated a girl that was intimidated by that or was like I think, see, that's the thing. I don't think people have ever had a problem with Bonos is because we clearly look paternal. We look like siblings when we interact and talk. I'm not talking to Bonos about like sexual ████ ever. >> In my culture, that's we ████ [laughter] >> Like, I still have boundaries with her, you know what I mean? And and whether I'm with someone or not, it's the same. But you know, some chicks would just be like, "If you just giggle too much with another chick." >> That's what I mean. That's why I want to know like, "Hey, is it just cuz you think she's pretty or is it because I said something wrong?" >> If she's pretty though, this is going to cook it quicker. >> You know that. >> Yeah. Cuz they'll catch on to all kinds of ████ They'll be like, "I noticed
1:41 when she comes around her like top is a little bit lower." >> Yeah. Trust me, we childhood friend. I think that to me cuz it doesn't matter. What if it's a guy and then guy like your homie from childhood, right? And then your the girl that that you're with, she's like, "I don't like him. Why? I just don't like him. I don't want him around." >> Yeah. >> The new one's getting the ████ boot, dude. I think you just have to be you kind of have to you can't play dumb as a guy in this field because like I also have another friend who uh like a really old friend, but I know if I put her in front of anyone I'm dating, it's not going to look good cuz she's too hot. Well, because she's like a she's a fake titty. Has a Jessica Rabbit vibe she can't turn off. She just always acts like that. >> What's her socials? >> And and she's caused so many fights with friends of mine because their girlfriends didn't like her. And she's never done anything. She's never
2:31 breached anything. She's never said anything inappropriate. She just has like she used to be like a burlesque performer, so she put she has that on all the time. >> She always looks like she's being filmed and she's on stage. It's like a weird thing. >> Is she like touchy feely or she's just herself? >> No, but it just looks like she is. That's the weird thing. And you can't like she's not doing it. But as a guy, it's your fault if you act like that's normal because it's not. You know what I mean? >> You have to address it. >> Yeah. You have to be like, you know, it's like it's like if you had a comedian friend or a dancer friend or whatever your friend is, you just have to know time and place. And if you're just kicking it with this chick, she looks like she's being sultry. If I was really into a chick though and she told me that that chick the dynamic makes her feel uncomfortable, I think I would be willing to take a break from my friend. That's what I do. It's like cuz I understand how she looks, you know, and I'm like, "Yeah, that's my old friend, but like this is going to make any girl
3:22 uncomfortable." >> But how close are you is what I'm saying cuz you don't have no female friends. >> No, but I I'm not basing it off that cuz I don't even have like regular friends in general. >> True. >> I'm I'm basing it off of what I would do for the girl. >> Yeah. >> So, if like let's say it's the other way around where like let's say the girl I'm trying to see, she has a childhood dude friend. >> Yeah. and they are like really friendly to my eyes. >> I would appreciate it if I was like, "Hey, like if we're going to [snorts] watch a movie, it'd be nice every time I'm come over, he's not already here." >> Mhm. >> That'd be kind of cool. >> That is funny. [laughter] >> Like if you guys could not hold hands, that'd be sick. >> Yeah. >> But put it this way though, like >> hands above the blanket. >> Yeah. >> Imag like I already think that's already starting with failure. Like if they if either way it just makes you feel uncomfortable
4:12 >> cuz like if they're a like a childhood group of friends, right? >> That means these guys are lifelong partners. You're either in or out. Like either that or you take her away from this group and then you start a whole different life cuz like it's just going to be like friends like the show. It's like everyone's there in one group and then so that ████ is always going to be there. >> Yeah, I see it. But once you but once you guys get together slowly both of you guys kind of separate from your respective groups a little bit and you spend more time with each other. No, >> I'm like in my scenario. >> Yeah, >> they're childhood friends. It's a group. It's one group. >> But you know what it is though is like there's there's certain responsibilities that I think the girl takes like Bonos as a specific example. I've been friends with her throughout so many relationships in 20 years. And every time that she meets somebody, she's paying so much attention to the girl
5:04 that that girl goes, "A ████ you. I want to hang out with Bonos." >> That is a good move. That's class. >> If she's stealing my attention away while the three of us are kicking it, she'll she won't like Bonos no matter what. >> But then smart people like Bonos knows, hey, this could potentially be a negative situation. So, I'm going to try even harder to find a common ground with this person. So, we have a friendship, >> dude. I used to have a tuber scum friend who would literally only talk to me and like Nikki was there and like >> ████ weird. >> No, it was weird. He he would only talk to me and so we we'd even be in like a friend group of like a bunch of people and he's only talking >> cuz the comfortability. >> I think it's just cuz we he thought I was funny. >> But it's like if you ignore Nikki, like you said, eventually she's going to hate you. And that's exactly what happened. And so now I don't hang with that cat anymore cuz like he ruined it. >> Yeah. That's why like if you have an old friend and you have a new relationship, it sort of is that old friend's duty to
5:55 pick up on the dynamic and be like, "Okay, I'm not going to make it an ABC conversation where it's like see your way out." But it's more like priority is building relationship with this person that you're with, right? Cuz you already have one with her. You don't have to ████ spend the whole day talking to your best friend, you know? >> It's also embarrassing cuz I really didn't notice. Like she had to point it out to me and I was like, "No way. There's no way." I'm like, "He ignores you. How's that possible?" And then the next time we all hung out, I was like, "Oh ████ >> this is exactly what's going on." >> But then that's also a skill, too. Like it's an acquired skill to be able to like work a room. It's very ████ hard if you're not social. >> ████ yeah. Especially if you're an introverted like me. >> Yeah, dude. >> It's very hard to like feel that like meter of like, okay, I got to talk to this person a little more, maybe that person a little less. Like it's weird. >> Bart will show up to your house party and then he sits down and then he just looks at the clock. [laughter] >> Yeah,
6:45 >> right. >> Yeah. He looks at the He looks at the light switch. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> He's staring at the light switch like I want to flip that thing. >> He's licking his lips with the light switch. >> Yeah. It's weird. That's why I'm I don't blame people if they're like, "Oh, that makes me uncomfortable." It's like, did they do all the due diligences to make this as a comfortable of a transition? You know, there's a lot you have to do. People take that for granted. >> When you say you're friends with Bonos, though, can you describe it? Like, how the hell? Like, you guys don't go to dinners alone. >> Yeah, we do. >> Oh, you do? >> Dang. You got you guys are very progressive. >> Did you guys know >> that like right off the bat it was going to be platonic? >> It's just that like nookie feeling. You know what I mean? It's like it's I've never I've only ever felt like a big brother to her and that's it. Like it's I've never looked at her like you know when you see someone like >> Do you think it has it has to do with
7:35 the age you met her at? Maybe. >> It could be. Yeah, that's a little bit part of it too. But I think like as we grew up together, like we just understand a lot of I guess like our communication is just really good. It's just funny. It's fine, you know? It's not it's not that deep. I don't think like it's not a when you when I think of like a best friend between a man and a woman, it looks so intense in my head, but the truth is that it's very casual. It's not like this like ethereal deep thing at all. Like it's just you're just cool, you know? >> Yeah. [clears throat] >> And you don't think past that. I think we've never even really had a discussion about it cuz even that would be weird to me. I think >> I think I could only be friends with chicks if they're busted. >> I agree. >> I think you say busty. >> I agree. Well, >> cuz you'll fall in love. >> Yep. [laughter] >> But what if like I think that's why like I'm not saying Bono is busted, but I think the reason why it works for me is
8:26 because she to me she looks like I'm related to her to me. >> Oh, you know what I mean? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. You know, it I have this like weird feeling of like we feel like even though she's not Filipino. >> Yeah. But she you feel so close. >> Yeah. It's just that you know and and we've like literally all the milestones I've had in my life and her life like we've we just have been there together through so much of it. And not just I'm not saying like me and her, but like whatever circle formed around all of us, she's just a part of it. >> Does she does she fart around you or something? >> I've never heard of >> Does it rip ass in front of you? cuz I could see myself if like I'm friends with the chick and no matter how pretty she is, >> if I see my mom's face in her, >> that's what it doesn't matter how pretty, then I'd be like, "Oh, what the," you know, >> that's exactly what it is. There's like a weird like sibling feeling that I have with her that it's not like I don't see
9:17 her as like a, >> you know, just like a friend. >> Just sounds like a cultural difference to me, I guess. [laughter] >> Yeah. You wouldn't get it cuz you're white. >> I don't get it. Yeah. White white people, we are all about that. >> But >> she's like a sister to me. Well, we ████ ourselves. Here's what here's what's different. I I I'm more comfortable with bonus than I am with like a friend that's a girl that's white. >> Yeah. Because you look like your family. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> It's cuz you worship white women. >> It's cuz I I fetishize white women. >> Yeah. You put them [laughter] on pedestal. >> Yeah. No, I think there the I don't know what it is. It's like there's a different situation with that. >> It's cuz you don't date your own race. >> Well, I do. I have a ton majority. >> But you didn't marry your own race. >> He even dated his cousin. So, [laughter] >> I'm the last person you should say that to. >> Do you think there's a uh a time in the spectrum where the the
10:07 titty sizes inflate to a point where you don't care if it's if they look like your family? >> So, for example, >> the bigger the titt say has double D's. >> Okay. No, no, no. Let's say what I'm saying is like [clears throat] let's say there's this chick that you feel familiar with, right? >> And then God gave you this button and then as you press it, it goes Is there a point where you're like, "Oh ████ now that I cannot ignore." >> It's like Terminator 3 where her bra inflates. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I know what you're saying. >> I would say that's why I would say yes because like there's >> Yes, you're a man. He's not a mayor. [laughter] Welcome back. >> No, because it's not I'm thinking that's what I mean is like Bonos just happens to be fit in that category if I don't feel anything. Uh, >> but then like there are other friends I have that are girls that if I was to sit with them and like catch up over dinner and they just have like ████ double E
10:57 implants, I can't not look. So then I'm going to be like, "Oh, this isn't the kind of friendship that I should try to get really close to, you know?" >> Yeah. Yeah. Or try to like maybe I shouldn't spend this much alone. >> Cuz if that's visible to me, then it's a no-go. >> What if Bono's got trip D's? [laughter] >> That's a big one. >> That's a massive >> dude. I would feel so freaking weird for her. >> And she wears padded bras >> on top of it. >> Top of it. So it's like >> that's hard not to look. You're like, why? >> What are you going to do? >> It's not even sexualized at that point. >> You have to throw a blanket on her, dude. Every time you see her >> and a low cut shirt. Why? [laughter] >> I need to find this picture because I had that exact dilemma happen one day with this friend and I had to show it to other people and be like, "All right, if this is your friend and you're sitting across the table and this is what you see, are you still friends? >> [laughter] >> Or do you have ulterior motives? >> Yeah. And I had a photo of it and it's
11:49 so bad that it's like, yeah, there's no ████ >> Did she get implants? >> Well, yeah, she's always had implants, but like it's just you can't like I think at a point you can't act like they're not ████ >> cuz I feel like there's guy switches, you know? There could be like a girl that you thinking completely not sexual. Like let's say a teacher even in college or whatever >> and then one day at the supermarket you see her dressed completely differently. You're like, "Oh s███." >> Yeah. What the ████ is this? >> And it's not that like they just become detached from the person and they're just >> tits and ah like what ah I can't ah you know what I mean? There's there's just no way you can look past it if it's that blatant. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So I just don't think those kinds that category of woman makes the easiest friend to have as a guy. >> What if Bono's got big fake duck lips? >> That's not attractive. >> What are you talking about? Everyone loves that.
12:39 >> Big fake. I don't like those >> duck lips. You don't love the duck lips and >> the the uh lip filler ████ Nah, I don't like that. >> Oh, I ████ love it. >> I know you like those ████ Jersey Jordy shorts. >> Oh, the Jersey short ████ with the big fake tits and the fake lips. >> Fake everything. >> That's weird to me. >> Okay. >> What about What do you think about if you had a friend that was like >> double? >> I don't trust myself. >> Straight up. Like I am loyal as ████ to Nikki. No question about it. But I don't I'm such a guilty Catholic boy that I don't even want want it to look bad. >> I also I think it's the same thing where like I don't think it's fair to put someone through that either. >> You know what I mean? Like it's not fair to put Gio through that to be like, "Hey, you have to understand this when it's that ████ hard to understand." >> I also think that like cuz like you know Colleen's a buddy. >> Yeah. >> And like but I don't think I would go have dinner alone with Colleen. Does
13:29 that make sense? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz she's boring. >> Cuz she's too boring and she doesn't open up about stories. >> Yeah. [laughter] Even in private >> and she won't talk about her boyfriend. >> Yeah. I can hang with Colleen. I mean that's fine to me too. >> Yeah. But and then and like there's literally nothing no issue. But I just don't even want the appearance of it. >> Yeah. Oh yeah. >> Cuz there's a lot of Steve heads out there who would probably see me. >> I mean that's [laughter] I think that's the thing that the truth you can never get rid of is that every other female friend you have is something you have to like you're taking on more load on damage control no matter what you do. So, you just better hope one of them's just like compliant in every way, out of the box, or else you have work to do. >> But how do you plan all your plan B's in case your main relationship doesn't work out? >> Damn, I never thought of it that way. >> Nikki does say that my fashion sense is
14:19 a huge deterrent. >> Oh, >> so I appreciate that. >> Full Colts outfit. >> Yeah, dude. >> You mean when you're wearing your ████ just hat? Yeah, my ████ my ████ hat with the lights with a with a with a Colts jersey and ████ Pacers pants. [laughter] >> Nikki's like, "Yeah, I don't really have to worry about you." [laughter] >> I never knew that you did that with with such purpose.
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