0:00 [Music] all right so we had some very important breaking news but then we were like shud ████ the news right so no it was honestly it's probably one of the biggest news stories I've seen in a long time shut up but we came to a realization that it's already the end of one quarter 1 you realize that no it's not almost by the time we see each other again by the time this video goes up yep it's already the end of qu one and that means okay we haven't checked in with Nick for a while oh man dude that takes precedence over everything it goes to the top list God I think we topic this do mental health checks on Nick because we have to be careful we're scared why what are you scared about we're just check you show
0:50 all the signs of someone that's at risk just what am I am I being crazy am I being a wild boy you're the guy who says kids are hot all the time so we just want to make sure that you're I don't know about all the time yeah we just want to make you okay dude I don't really say that palms are sweaty so I don't know I'm worri my hands are cold yeah you got too much spaghetti you said minor attracted persons what about Minor attractive persons I don't know what that is we want to check in on that attractive persons how you been nick uh I've been good yeah what's new in the neighborhood I've been good my voice got high when I said good mhm so that means I'm probably any new projects going on in your life right now what's going on man but keep it real though like the fans deserve the truth we'll keep it light keep casual go keep it light keep casual hey take the fanny out don't don't cover dude the fan we'll go one by one okay we'll go go like this we'll go one question at a time yeah no but we'll
1:41 keep we'll separate them psychological financially romantically just everything you know like little sexually sexually recre no how's your sex life how's your sex life how's your sex life sex life dude I haven't had sex in a real long time really because the r l the rap legs well Tiff is she had surgery she had Tiff had surgery and uh in February so every day since I just been checking in to see if there's a chance I could potentially have sex with her and that's not a joke it's not a moment that like kind of turns you on when you're like taking off the rap dude that's not a joke I ask her every day I'm like you ready yet what' she say she goes no I'm not ready yet and I go are your hands ready did she say with you or does she just say she's not ready yet she say she just said she's not ready just to specify do you ever go how about your hands are your hands ready I tried to push her hands over nothing no nothing
2:33 nothing yeah and I made a joke like right after she got a surgery she's literally like half awake from the anesthesia and I was like so you're ready up for it or you you pretty fuzzy and dumb but but a man's got needs right now A man's got needs right someone was the last time you served those needs like sex got needs how when's the last time you served her needs what do you mean what do you mean yeah what do you no euphemisms let's be an adult ████ to some good old pornh hood good stuff good stuff though what you do the winky winkies yeah I do the hokey pokei you ever play OverWatch here's the thing I've been staying at Tiff's mom's house yeah so you know there's almost no time to there's no place to ████ M oh ████ what about the shower like you used to and then your dad got mad at you you're doing the Michael Jackson ████ yeah I
3:23 can't I can't even think about masturbating in my mother-in-law's house dude no ████ way a little bit more that it's like no dude it's not Taboo it's like kind of I think that's sexier n dude what about at the at the uh the gym what that jerk off of the gym well if if you're the only one there only with the boys are there I've DED off at lard already work out I've already Jed off at linhard have you yeah that's like leaving your mark don't do that at the gym man yeah that's not sanitary come on dude what the ████ it's a territorial thing you you're jerking off at the gym don't be a jack room like a little locker room or something we got a changing room but it's not a jack room wait where's the Jack room that's a good idea all all the coaches have the office we have our little office and you know that is a really good idea what do you mean's house well there while I'm working Tiff
4:13 she can't really walk so she needs she needs help or uh like TI and TI mom's like just come stay at the house that's good when you have a Latin family bro seriously Latin families are they're really a lot cooking for you you guys dude she's cooking a bunch what she make empanada dude she she she'll make like steak some sort of carada some like cucumber salad some rice and then one night she'll make us like um Chile's day Ranos whatever she make us somea she'll make us some ████ she'll make us she'll make us like soups dude she cooks she's a dude she's a beast like that's awesome that's been one of the coolest things that she's been taking care of us the whole time what about the father-in-law where's he at what does he do don't bring him don't bring him up dude don't really talk about him like that bro like have you been accepted as a son I think so I think
5:05 they like me you call her mom D they you know they actually don't like Latin families I guess they don't really do oh really yeah but do they still go Chino Chino no they don't okay that's good um I wish they would a little bit I think my Spanish is getting a little better by hanging around with them so that's cool they like try like um you know they'll say things like Laina you know that means like you know the pool right that's you say you just go home you're like hey La Pina yeah just you know those you just pick up words you pick up vocabulary it just gets you know you just rounded a little bit your ear for Spanish gets a little bit better I don't have to say I can speak it you know but I can you know pick it up a little bit better you're in Spanish Ora come on dude dude that's pretty good man come on dude all right what's the next question okay so you've been pretty satisfied in The Culinary Realms yeah
5:56 I'm I'm I'm in eaten sexually a bit frustrated dude but he's got a Jerk Room so he's fine it's okay don't have a j Jer it's not Jer a jack room Jack can you guys can you guys offer a Jack Jack sick guys there is no Jack room ask about the Jack you guys there is no Jack room you don't even have to pay for it no no you okay it's it's like a hidden men we don't we don't have a jack room but if we did have one you would have to pay for it so don't say we wouldn't they don't have a jack room but if you ask don't have Jack for Jack Services they'll come and then they'll put their Gees like a Coke if you go to linhard is true if you go to linhardt and you say animal style that's the key they go come come back I I know don't come to don't come to lionhardt and ask for animal stop CU we won't give it also don't don't tell Nick this say Nick come like this that's a code that that's code and when when
6:46 you say animal style to Nick that he's going to put his ghee around your dick and then I'm not going to do that true when they say when you say animal and they go no dude there's nothing that's the test because right after that you have to say Jack jitsu they go what ████ and then they go no and then when they eventually go I'm calling the police that's when you know you're about to be taken to the room yeah yeah and then when the police show up yeah they're in on it go off they're they're not just in on it they're a th% it on it you put them in a guillotine and then you jack don't come cuz then they want to put you in handcuffs and hands behind your back and they'll finish the job look if you jack off in the gym we probably can't arrest you cuz that's probably not a crime right they B Jack exposure they might they might like hold you but they'll probably let you go you might give you a ticket like a okay so he had
7:36 a real question go ahead but real question is how are you feeling um career-wise everything going good the way you wanted you got client you're happy with your clients you're happy with everything you got like a savings trajectories for your life plannings I don't know dude this this what we want to talk about this good content trying to check in with this guy literally are the funniest guy in JK everybody's favorite they want to know what's going on with you so how about that career-wise you think you're doing pretty good are you happy with where you going I can't I can't work that much right now I can only work like half days just because you know I have to like help with tiu so you're doing half your hours normally yeah but it's still you know it's Stills on a scale to one to 10 what is your satisfactory levels here at JK be honest say what you say off camera
8:28 yeah I say it is a nine no okay A N cuz there's always room for improvement no no no you miss he said benign benign why is the one why is the one point missing always room for improvement always room for improvement you always have to keep in nine but why is the Improvement I don't know um then don't make up a number it's 10 I'm I'm going say nine still okay fine but I'm going say the two years ago you would have bent and you said you adjusted to 10 yeah good good on you I'm going to stand on my ground dude I'm not I'm going to be my own person okay but what's the minus point for okay I'm at 15 I'm trying to find a reason um when you Circle back and tell me well I can't really cuz I always say this about JK I can't complain when I come to JK you
9:18 better I better complain or I better not complain okay I'm going to start putting up a suggestion box over there and if you ████ don't start anonymously adding suggestions for Improvement I'm going to fire everybody I think that's a good idea let start with that clean house C we had talked about all right a scale a ranking of 1 through six PR nightmares right we already know what the pr element is take that out and just a dangerous profile one through six how dangerous how what's Nick's rankings for all of us one through six who's the most dangerous dangerous what dangerous to you least dangerous to most dangerous least dangerous most you mean like to society to you to next we already know cuz we're checking with Nick we're checking in with Nick who's going to destroy Nick the hardest who would destroy me the hardest um least to most Bart's eyebrows
10:09 says he doesn't know what's going on this is kind of hard this is kind of hard who are you least threatened by Bart eyebrows says he was thinking about I'm kind of equally ta just sent him a text four minutes ago and he's been thinking about that the whole time nope I'm trying to understand what the question is yeah he's in dad right now understand everybody else I am equally threatened by all of you in different ways oh tell us how Okay so so with Bart you know I just feel like cuz I feel I I view you guys all as like big Bros in a lot of ways yeah but you could ████ all of us up yeah but I'm I'm more damageable by mental capacity and and and emotional abuse I think I think I'm more prone to that kind of uh abuse in general um no physical yeah I could kick your ass but you can really hurt my heart shoot guns I don't know how to shoot guns that's true I don't really shoot guns all right how you play golf how are you intimidated by
11:00 the US I just feel like you guys were all uh like Steve is a is a assassin with his words and his wit you know what I mean so like if Steve wanted to set me on fire and and light me on fire and insult me a bunch he'd be dead he's not even assass he's not that secretive he just commits genocide with his word that's what I'm saying like he's he's really he has a high capacity with that I think Bart is kind of like that too no you can be no way yeah you can't be what does that mean the whole Channel Bart Savage to himself sometimes yeah Bart Savage to his own brand dude y he's this whole ████ he's critical maybe that's what me and Isis have in common we like to blow oh my like no one I've ever seen before yeah and then and then Ryan when it comes to Ryan can you repeat that like over and over right anytime I come out
11:50 of a room or turn a corner I'm I am kind of paranoid that Ryan has something set up for me yeah I'm pretty supportive of you I think no he's very supportive of me but you also scare the ████ out of me he Stacks apple boxes really high I'm watching your back yeah I I do feel like you have my back trying all the time me but the prank me that's why okay he's like it's working it's working see he's playing mind games with me and I'm ████ falling real probably Mission or reason why he ran the marathon he probably had ████ your IG handle on stickers and just slapping everywhere all over I was really just trying to promote nte training thank you man I appreciate that dangerous man you don't know what his real reasons [Laughter] are but um yeah and then Joe is just
12:40 different in his own way because I feel like he's in the same category as Bart a little bit you know you guys are you guys could both be very uh damaging to their own brand not their own brand I feel like I don't think Joe's never Joe Joe elevates his bra it's like when you're a little baby and you're ████ your diaper and you keep on going up in your high chair that's what Joe does but if you wanted if you wrong Joe though I know Joe would ████ come after you you know what I mean you can never ████ he'll burn you with a thousand suns right you but um if you ████ him over the thing about Joe is that he he would help anybody literally anybody in the whole universe and so then you don't get to be one of those people that's helped and then that's like you're dunzo crazy ████ dunzo crazy I refuse to
13:30 help you if you're mean to me I will help you yeah arms crossed oh yeah M and I also stalk all my enemies so love that I'm Petty too I love that you watch them very closely huh I even know people that don't know that I know I don't understand what he's saying cool so they're they're just fine then yeah I know people that don't continue as is I guess you guys are okay all right last question what's up last question for the fans oh uh only have a minute you have you uh have you seen any cool screen savers lately like I don't know what that means any cool screen savers yeah like real b███████ ones no I haven't seen any cool screen savers what's one thing fish tanks or pipes that are building themselves or pipes that are building themselves is always the best beach ball that can't hit the corner but you're
14:20 waiting I don't know what this question means but my heart is significantly beating faster ask a straightforward question yeah my heart is my I literally got nervous as you ask a free download JK Discord bro what you what do you set me up for bud I know what's something you want to say to the fans that all love you as their favorite on JK news what something you want to say to them you're number one and don't deflect aim higher I am not your favorite but I I appreciate the love um I love everyone for watching um this is literally why you're our favorite too dude dude I just uh good content I like how Nick is never number one n dude appreciate it I can't wait for Q2 check in
15:18 yeah
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