0:00 [Music] randomly youtube stuff like this because uh i was interested in getting a tesla at one point so i was like randomly seeing all the uh the perks and you know security cams on those teslas that are like automatic sentry mode mode i think is what it's good pretty cool yeah it catches random stuff right away i don't want the bitcoin now i wanted but i rather buy woo now you're ████ you know what you could see like a scratch on your car little what the hell and then you press it and i'll play on the screen like what happened around no way yeah wow it's sick it's ridiculous it's like really really practical yeah yeah there's like cameras all around it i saw videos of like a compilation on youtube of tesla's about to get rear-ended is that what you're talking about just in general anything tesla cam footage you can youtube it and it's just it's about to get rear-ended and the car moves like
0:50 two inches to not get hit and be like oh wait while it's popping on the freeway dude like well you're driving and stuff but like for your honest question why don't they just put ████ magnets in all car bumpers i don't know i think no matter what something's gonna go you might need a really strong magnet they're not strong enough dude what if the car is about to hit the fly and then they smack someone behind it some of those like bumper cars like do you need to know that they just they all have magnets so they all bounce around each other they're not gonna hit each other crazy cars they're never gonna happen and now the walls need magnets dude you put it in don't smash against the wall oh i i see now because you have to spend ████ times on magnets yeah magnets are expensive and then you give a ████ like me and i know that's going to happen i'm going to go on the freeway as fast i can't try to slam it to someone everyone's just like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait well you're gonna have a ████ like him he's gonna just drive backwards so the magnets connect instead of push away oh yeah oh i guess i'm stuck to you oh geez i
1:41 don't know if that's how it works this guy's a ████ menace is usually for me he turned around and stuff anyways credit cards just get erased as soon as you get in the car oh ████ damn ████ credit card so tesla footage reveals uh a man lied about getting hit by a car oh oh ████ i know it's so good a man in slidell louisiana was arrested after he allegedly lied to police about getting hit by a car in a gas station parking lot ████ russians insurance fraud dude [Laughter] in louisiana dude there's so many of them well she has like no scratches at all he's like oh at about 4pm officers were dispatched to a gas station after a man called 911 to report he was allegedly hit by a car in a busy gas station parking lot when officers arrived they met with 47 year old arthur bates jr who claimed that tesla had backed into
2:32 him causing him to fall to the pavement however he did not know that tesla has sentry mode and has cameras should have picked a camry dude come on number one car in america so uh later that friday the officers were able to locate the owner of the tesla spoke with the driver about the uh the hit and run and then they reviewed the footage and then ended up going to arrest this guy damn so yeah ultimately let's take a look at this try to frame some ████ yeah your punishment should be it actually happening yeah like they get a car that ████ hit your ass that's true isn't that is that double jeopardy no no no what's the what's that's getting arrested or prosecuted for the same crime twice right there's something about the idea within that or like the the loophole or the clause maybe i saw a movie on this
3:23 is that the one double indemnity that one it's like if you get like tried for it and like convicted of like let's say i got convicted of murdering you and but you obviously just framed me and you're alive somewhere and then like i can technically murder you later true story by the way that's called i-409 okay wait for real i like that it's called hammurabi's law eye for an eye cars are pink that's double jeopardy so there's a dude right there he eventually comes back over here oh wait what i love these videos oh it's incredible here's the better part just keep watching oh i'm so ████ though he's gonna fall over again he's gonna start crying he's just gonna get up like get your ass off of my ████ car that's hilarious y'all
4:17 so that that's the part this is the run part the quote unquote run dude that guy looks so russian is crazy wait wait wait how did he fall over like he just ran into the car so he's walking over here he gets closer oh it didn't even move it stopped it moved a little bit it stopped and then he went to go why did he have his idea just to yeah he has no injury either there's no injury now at this point are you allowed to just ████ his ass up like there's got to be a point where you're allowed to ████ a guy up that's trying to punch me
5:08 right after you ████ a guy yeah you should ████ them i mean you think the jewelry will like sympathize with you and be like yeah that's who deserved it i don't think so especially if you turn to the try with a huge cast or something a cat a cast oh right because once you watch that video it's like okay after i watched that video if i was a if i was in a jury and then that guy got out of the car ████ his ass up i would have been like justice is well served and you say double jeopardy and it's all good dude it's not really double jeopardy but if you're in the jury and you're leaving there after saying like nah ████ you you get to drive over this guy as you're leaving he flips up over your hood that's the thing it's called nobody in this room knows what that means throw your jacket over your shoulder and say that's double jeffrey do you want i would go to jury duty if i
5:58 get the run people over after [Laughter] everybody gets in the line 12 jurors and run this guy over oh ████ yeah joey did you again best ████ ever not really but you know i was supposed to do jury duty like this is like march of just before covet and then i was like hey can i put this off for two weeks or whatever they're like sure and then like they locked everything down shut everything down haven't heard ████ about jury duty oh yeah are they even doing court i have no idea they shouldn't virtual jury duty first you got to ask yourself are they doing justice uh i don't care didn't want to go he just wants to talk about the truth that's what you can prove yeah that's true that's true damn denzel using the system using the system i wanna i wanna that was the only thing by the way that my dad told me not to be a lawyer there's like you do anything you
6:49 want like just never be alone and i was like why not he's like sometimes you gotta fight for the bad people and i was like that is the most profound thing you've ever said to me what do you mean sometimes you got to fight for the bad people you have to defend him well he's only thinking about criminal law too because what if you're like entertainment lawyer you just want to make sure you get like blue m m's in your trailer then what if you get a ████ just just fighting for a writer contract dude and he gets that wear shanky outfit outside of the movie serial killer and ████ obviously he's been watching too many movies what if you just do pat and law and ████ imagine imagine being bart and being so cute that you don't even know about like all the ████ up me too ████ that happened entertainment lawyers covering for ████ i was like harvey weinstein that's easy and he's like dude blue m
7:40 m's or the me too movement more like the me blue movement oh wait it works in both ways in there stuff me blue but no yeah sometimes you have to defend like an o.j or somebody or michael jackson for example michael jackson didn't even need it [Laughter] she didn't even need a lawyer dude if he represented himself that would have been the sickest ████ ever oh yeah yeah moonwalking everyone's like yeah i like to present my case hit it can we get a statement from the defendant he's like i did it in a song a song no i'm bad this one i call pretty young thing
8:31 whoa that'd be it i would still be innocent yeah or is it the only thing i'm guilty of loving all the children in the world blanket blankets that's that's pretty guilty yeah dude you have a son named blanket you're guilty bro hmm yeah that that's a tough one thank you yeah i got a little bit what what would you rather name your kid adolf or blanket adolf and look like blankets because they're soft and yeah that's that's what my thing would say rip off their skin and you cover yourself no like babies i just want to know why why why a blanket yeah your blankets are soft and warm and all the ████ they made me feel alive [Laughter]
9:24 i like to imagine that's all he did while he talked to him the whole time or he had like a really deep voice when he wasn't saying he's like i heard that he has a real voice that's like like this like a like a grown man's voice it's like gilbert gottfried have you heard his real voice no he's a real boy yeah cause you know how he's like you know everybody but he doesn't speak like that he doesn't feel like that you can hear his actual voice he's like yeah i mean you know it's a real ████ i ain't doing this character i thought he always sounded like iago no from ████ aladdin it's a total character there's no way he could live his lifestyle it was like his stand-up like bit his set his like uh who was he playing his jewish mom something like that i bet yeah or a parrot something personal you guys familiar pop smoke rapper yeah the rapper who who recently deceased maybe like a year ago or
10:14 something like that um his brother uh in an article earlier radio interview earlier this year talked about because he's got a really distinct voice it's like a really low like really raspy love but uh but the thing is his brother said he never used to talk like that and then one day he just came in and he started talking like that and then it started working for him so he just kept on talking like puberty maybe uh no i think he was already a grown-ass man a lot of people have characters though that uh that one female billionaire holmes lady doesn't have a deep voice who's the holmes lady who she's like this young female building there one that a lot of uh she got like she got like canceled or like whatever for being a con artist or something her sticker voice no but she has like this character like this like very distinct deep voice and it's super
11:06 weird she should be on a shark tank i think yeah do you guys know flulaborg no the tuber that's all that's all i can say what's her name he's no he's been in a bunch of ████ he's just in the suicide squad movie a bunch of different ████ oh but he's a tuber he's a tube what's his name flula borg flulabor and he's a german who was he in the suicide squad movie i don't know he gets killed quick i think but but point being he has a fake voice i didn't say that oh i didn't say anything i just said his name and i'm proud of him for being did you know that that old school youtuber fred that's not his real voice no way i'm trying to look up this flula borg bit that's a crazy name b-o-r-g people ask does flula borg really have an accent fuliborg uses his atrocious german accent to poke fun at the english language of silliest expression okay he
11:56 owns it now thank god so he's not i've known him for like a couple years so yeah that was a secret back in the day he didn't even tell oh ████ he even told his own representation for like a while they all thought he was a real german guy so he has a fake german accent he's like a totally thick proton like german impression so he's not driven at all no dude how exhausting must that be dude he'll get headaches from doing it yeah he says that he'll have to he would be on set for things and he would get headaches because he's been doing it the whole ████ time he should try and she's done a different accent it's much easier to do like spanish or something exactly like yelling german like thick german no he's like doing like this like it's got his tongue's moving in directions that are unnatural for like his mouth the whole day i gotta find this guy yeah he's a good dude he's a he's funny dude he's been on a bunch of stuff too um but yeah no i remember having dinner with
12:46 him years ago with nikki and totally just talks normal did he trip you out when he when he started talking like that no because i didn't know his stuff you're like i'm trying to learn german man i want to leak up with you for dinner exactly no no i didn't know him i didn't know his tube stuff i just met him and then i found out that he does this german character and then i watched it from there and then when i'd see him and stuff i'd be like holy ████ he's really doing it the whole time that's commitment isn't it to be fair when i first met you and started learning about all of our crypto stuff i was like this is amazing and i learned about you in a certain way and then i randomly started youtubing some of your old prank videos where you were pretending to be like naked having sex with people randomly outside pretty good and i was like i learned something about you you know i mean pretending i was ████ them i was straight up ████ them way to say mike's content dude
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