0:00 [Music] All right. My question uh for Giani is um how do you navigate like the dating scene within the acting scene? Because like when I think about what it's like when you date within a scene, there's so much bad stuff that can pop up. Like someone could just hit you up randomly and be like, "I heard you hooked up with my girl." Like that. That doesn't get really messy within just acting itself. The only thing that does get messy is when because like >> it happens. You hook up like someone hooks up with their girlfriend or that like you do whatever. >> Yeah, >> dude. It's so weird. Like I come in contact with a lot of people at auditions. >> So like I'll be like it happened to me like a month ago. I go and read for a show and like oh my god like I I hooked up with that guy after he broke up with his girlfriend. Oh that cuz you're all
0:51 like that guy. I hooked up with that guy's girlfriend. Oh sounds like a slip. Sounds like a big old >> I'll do the movie, Steve. >> You swear. Yes. Yes. >> I'll do the movie, Steve. >> Doing the film. >> My bum bum hurts. >> Say the light. Say the line. >> I hope this is released in the right order. >> It never is. So it doesn't matter. >> But it's more fun when you're saying that you've run into Dude, it's happened so many times where you like you're at a you're at like a party. It's never like you're at a coffee shop, you're like a ████ like that's that guy. It's always like you're at like some GQ party that you're like like whatever. Like >> I hooked up with that guy. >> Yeah. No, Nick. >> Sorry. Sorry. I just got confused. I got confused from earlier. >> Yeah, I did hook up with that guy. >> Hell yeah, man. >> But yeah, that that has happened. But I
1:42 Yeah, it's like it's weird though. Like I'm also not afraid of like actors. Like actors aren't like necessarily scary people. >> What about rappers, dude? >> The rappers. I don't ████ with your girl really. Yeah, why not? I'm all set with the baby mamas. I'm good, man. Like, I don't I don't need that beat. >> Yeah, you're good. >> You've never You've never become Eskimo bros with any rapper. >> Oh, no. Definitely have. I was kidding. No, I definitely am. >> Yeah. >> Are you proud of that? >> No, I'm just You just asked and I just answered. >> I'm just saying the way you put it. >> I think it's true. >> Sounds like you're like >> I know. I don't want to go. I'm just having fun, you know. >> You ever gotten in over your head with any of these like encounters where like um >> Yeah, I have one, but I can't tell the story on >> Okay. Actually, >> can you tell a different rendition of it? >> All right, let me see. Let me see. We'll cut it. >> Different names. Even different. You know what? Don't even just call him a juggler. Like, he's a juggler. A famous
2:32 juggler. >> Dude, I do have a hilarious idea. >> Juggler. >> We just got to hide the identity. >> I took her out on a date. We go back. We whatever. It was an amazing night. She was wearing my clothes. She was playing her music in the car. Like, it was it was dope. I was I was feeling it. >> I come back home and like whatever. I I see she's calling me. I was like, I just dropped her off like 10 minutes ago. I can't I answer. I'm like, hello. >> Hey yo, you just take my girl on a date. >> And I was like, what? >> Is that a black guy? >> He's Chinese, actually. >> Yeah, he was Chinese. >> Chinese. >> He's from Wuhan, I think. >> What? You just take take my girl out on a date? And I was like, he said his name. He's like, this is the this is whatever. And I was like, nah, that wasn't me. And I hung up. So then I go to her following list >> and you're like yeah >> that was close.
3:22 >> Thank God for my acting. >> Got away with another one. >> Yeah. >> So I look at her following and I type in the name >> and and then I see the guy and I'm like >> he said his name. >> He said his name. He said >> he's not that tough. >> So So I see him. I'm like whatever. >> He said look me up. >> Weirdly he was touring. He he works with an artist who was touring with 50 that that year. So I was like, "F███." Like, "I'm going to see this guy." >> Couple months later, 50 has a show in Colorado. He flies us all out to it and sure enough, I see the guy and I'm like ████ like sitting there in the section like I'm like me. I'm like, I might have to fight this guy. Like he keep calling. >> I might have to get my ass beat right now. >> No, he actually wasn't that big. But I was like I was like I'm with and I'm in with 50 in his section with Yo and all these guys. I'm like I'm good. But like
4:12 I also don't know who whatever. I >> think I'm about to be picked up over this guy's head. I >> think he's going to power bomb me over this table. We'll just blast. Bro, go. I'm like mean put two shirts on for my back. >> I'm like mean mugging this guy. I'm like I'm like I swear to God if he does anything this bottle's going over his head like all this stuff. He doesn't even look at me, say anything like whatever. But in my mind I'm like he's ████ ignoring me. Whatever. >> He's ████ ignoring me. like acknowledge me, bro. >> I've seen him a couple times since or whatever. I uh go back to the girl's Instagram and I'm like just seeing what she's doing. She tags another guy in a photo with her the same name, but it was a different guy. So then I go to his thing and he's like some hood guy from like like he's like a blood and I'm like, "Oh f███." Like they like oh my god.
5:02 >> So it was the wrong guy. >> The wrong guy. >> With the same name >> and with the same name. And I'm sitting there like mean mugging. I'm like, "Motherfucker, like do something right now." It wasn't even him. It was the >> He meant to mean mug of blood out there. >> The real guy she was dating is like this blooded out guy. And I'm like, "I'm Mr. Sir, I am so sorry. I I'm That was not my fault." You know what I mean? >> Yeah. It's crazy. I don't know what ever happened with that girl. But >> isn't that crazy? >> She's the one that got away, huh? >> I miss her every day. >> Every single night. >> Oh my god. That poor guy mugging. >> I know. Actually, never mind. I can't say that. But um >> he's like, "This gay guy keeps looking at me." >> The guy from the David Fincher movie. >> He finds me attractive. >> He's just like, "Don't look. Don't look." He keeps the guy from that weird red man trailer.
5:52 >> He keeps looking at me. >> Is this guy trying to hook up me or what? >> Weird. >> Oh man, that's crazy. The real guy was someone that fearsome. >> That's pretty. It's pretty sad. >> Thank god it was >> He never bothered you again. That guy, the real guy. >> No, nothing ever came. The girl still has my flip-flops and my hoodie, >> which I would like at some point, but >> yeah. >> Was it Was it high? >> No. >> Yeah, they were Gucci, but it's whatever. >> Um Oh, sick. >> Yeah, that was Yeah, type ████ >> But yeah, that that was a wild that was a wild situation. I'm trying to think of any other Is there any situations that may have been like uh added a complication for your career directly? Yeah, cuz I do ████ where I eat. Um, no. My turn. >> No. Uh, no. I don't think so. Not I'm trying to think of like anything career-wise. No, cuz like did you have
6:43 sex with like a casting director? Anything like that? >> Life changing. >> Oh, yeah. You ever been felt like you're a little bit on the casting couch? A little bit? >> No, I've never felt like that. >> Yeah, cuz you're a man. >> Those are the masters, huh? They can make you feel. >> Do you think you've been protected by 50? >> Yeah. I mean, I feel like, dude, there was something that I got into it with an actor one time and um and his his girlfriend, whatever, and he he was like kind of I think he was like waiting outside her house and would see my car there. >> Wo. >> And I this girl told me that and he he was like writing her letters, whatever. And he said to her, he was like, and I and he also was like like black parents, like grew up like not really in like privileged kind of, but he was like, and I know he I know he um runs with Gunit and Lil Durk and all those guys, so tell him I don't
7:34 subscribe to any of that ghetto ████ and tell him to leave me alone or something like that. Cuz I reached out to him was like, "Bro, stop. >> Don't be ████ being outside her apartment." He never answered me and then said that to her be like he he's he's with he hangs out with Lil Durk and J bunch of >> hoodlams. >> Yeah, that's literally what he said. I'm like, bro, you're from like Chicago. What the ████ are you talking about? Like yeah, it was wild. That was like the only time that I've ever kind of like got into it. But they do see that like they're like I'm not going to get involved with him. And even a lot of the kids >> that are actors in Hollywood are kind of like he's kind I don't want to like associate. >> They probably think you're a blood, too. And they don't think I'm a blubber. They're like, he's like, they like squeaky clean image. They're like, I'm going to post about the next one. That that's who they are. >> Oh, got it. Got it. >> And then they see me and then they're like, uh, he doesn't really align with what I want, you know? >> Yeah. >> He won't put a Ukrainian flag after the war starts happening. So, yeah.
8:26 >> Sometimes when you tell people you're in Gunit, do they start doubling over laughing? >> Hey, watch it. I'm just asking cuz like you don't look >> All right. It's a bit obvious. >> You look like a Gun. >> All right. It's a bit, dude. Okay. It's obviously being funny, but um yeah, I don't I'm not I'm not visually Gun, but I'm spiritually. >> I identify with Gun, bro. >> We'll take that. Actually, I like that one. That's going to my Instagram bio. >> Yeah. ████ Ukraine flag. Nope. I'm putting the gun flag in there. >> Yeah. Hell yeah. >> When earlier earlier, I I have to ask you this before you leave because this is our last video together. Uh >> until you forget. >> Yeah. He's like, "Oh, nice to meet you." >> Exactly. Um earlier you said you work with obviously 50 Cent but like he's known as Curtis, right? And then but then you're like and then some people call him 50 and you're like but I just call him five. >> Were you just ████ with us? >> No. I swear to God.
9:16 >> No, but like >> I didn't play voice message calling him five. Like >> but like >> I don't know why some people start >> cuz his name is So there's like layers to this, right? So everyone knows him is 50 and then some people know layer deeper and they go he's Curtis and you're like I just call him five. I don't know any >> this guy surely I was like this guy surely is ████ with me >> like cuz that is just a triple beat on comedy where you're like I just call him five cuz I just don't want to waste all my time >> or call and I know >> some people do call too >> but rule of three I just think you're ████ with me >> and I've been thinking about this for the such an >> I wish I was that >> I thought you I thought that was a bit I thought you call him I I dead ass call him five >> I was like I thought that was pretty funny but I was like maybe he really >> call him right now >> maybe that's real >> no no I if I had a dollar for every time someone wanted me to call him, I'd call him seven times a day. What What if his message is like, "Hey, fine."
10:06 >> I just I can't I can't play the buy me some lunch. Hey, fine. >> You hear that? >> Wait, play this way. >> This guy always got voice memos. Put it to the mic. Put it to the mic. >> Go in the middle, man. Go in the middle. >> Hey, come right here. >> Go in the middle. Go in the middle. >> Yo, five, real quick. Um, >> that's all I real quick. >> That was a voice message. You're going to be talking to Five Gum >> on Wednesday. >> On Wednesday. >> Uh, will you pay for my flight? >> Daddy, >> will you pay for my flight to dinner? >> No, no, no, no. You're dying too now. >> Please, please, please, please. >> Who else calls him five? >> So, like I want to take Alaska Air to >> Michael. My co-star Michael does. Um, I know I know Yo calls him fifth or five. Um, >> fifth. Okay. >> Yeah. Kind I don't know. That's That's >> why why why spend so much time on five? Why not five? Fine. What about
11:00 >> Why you call him? Hey, what up? Honestly, he's that busy of a guy. I should waste less. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah, that's a good point. >> Hey, fine. >> You're all dying. You're all getting shot. You're dead. >> You're good. I saw you. Do you have a gun over there? >> I'm staying away from you. Don't worry about it. It's just It's just >> Can we go to a Michelin restaurant? >> I'm hungry. My tummyy's hurting. Five. >> I have to kill all. >> Hey five. >> Hey five. Can you buy me that apartment? >> Can we get the uber black? It was tight last time. I don't like it. >> Wait, why did you put such an emphasis on black? Uber black. >> He's like uber black. Like fine, dude. >> It's your accent, not mine, dude. You sound hella gay.
11:50 >> All right. Woke Steve. Anime Steve. >> Oh no. >> Just do the movie before you go. Say the line one more time. >> All right. >> Oh, my bottom hurts. >> Oh, my butt. >> He keeps messing up the lines. She's like, "Cut." >> He's throwing his headphones across the set. >> Butt. >> It's not my bottom. It's my butt. >> Do it. Do it. Do it. How's it go? >> Oh, ████ butt. Oh, my ████ butt. So, this is the end of my career. Cindy's never talking to me again. She's going to kick my ass. >> You made a lot of enemies. >> Oh, good. We had fun. That's all. >> I love you guys. No, seriously, I just want to say >> and I love the the fans of JK News cuz sometimes you go on ████ and people can
12:40 be haters. They're like, "Oh, whatever." You guys, the fans are the best. You guys have the best ████ fan base, thousand%. You're all always sweet to me. Um, and I love you guys and I always hope this show is a thing and I hope I get to come back here every year when I have something coming out. >> But next time it's going to be Vegas, buddy. >> See you at Dre >> and then straight to ████ time. I know that place. I go there all the time. I freak with that place. They know me there >> at Dre. I go there all the time. >> My friend gets table service and invites me and then I fall asleep and don't >> they recognize me more than Giani, dude. They don't even know that guy. >> Yeah, you'll get type ████ is what I say. That's what I said. >> They recognize me as the guy that goes and tries to take pictures of all the girls and then like they're like, "You you don't even work here. Stop doing that." >> What the hell? >> That's uh that's a pretty strange thing that you do, man. A little weird. >> All right. Thanks for coming, Scotty.
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