0:00 are death by fire including smoke inhalation or drowning drowning i' rather I'd rather come to death I heard drowning is like one of the worst that was not an option no let's go and talk about it though let's see how far we can get with this [Music] one a man who escaped one fire so like he's in a big blaz right huge place I like where it's going he burns in another one two days later he gets in another one but then he dies oh well he should stop being an arsonist yeah oh you think you think he did it to himself he probably burnt the fire like oh no and he runs out and he goes starts to play with fire again we'll try again in a couple days we'll give it a couple days off damn that sucks fire scary this is in Southwestern Russia a place called Saratov nailed it man he managed to
0:52 escape a fire on his fourth floor apartment January 23rd died in another fire January 25th oh wow what the f was the other fire in a residence as well I pictured a forest so what happened was in the first fire a mattress in his home got set on fire maybe what Joe's talking about oh how did a mattress catch on fire at oh yeah that that happened that happened could has space heater next to it one of those like real old ones with the ████ old Russian pieces of ████ maybe right probably has Russian deodorant filled with alcohol set his armpits on fire Benzene like he just got Molotov cocktails next to his bed maybe he spilled a drink on his sheet or some ████ takes the sheet off hits the ████ coil on the forget about it it vka Million Ways V vka yeah um then he
1:43 he managed to flee uh when that fire happened and it's unclear if he was injured during that one and then um they they have not confirmed if he died in the same location where the first fire took place or somewhere else you know what this ████ is this is ████ Final Destination ████ this is ████ death was knocking on his door you're supposed to die by fire and he ████ somehow some sort of premonition saved his ass and the death was like uh uh uh going to come for you oh that's the worst way to die man ████ bur life at least statistically you you die from the smoke inhalation before you die from the bird that sounds like ████ too dude yeah cuz you're probably coughing your lungs out either way but at least it's not like but you still feel it yeah for for quite some time it sucks any way you are death by fire including smoke inhalation or or drowning drowning i' rather I'd rather
2:33 come to death I heard drowning is like one of the worst that was not an option was it no let's go and talk about it though let's let's see how far we can get with this one would you rather come to death in a fire or underwater o let me why why am I coming so much maybe maybe underwater like a dolphin sucking you off yeah maybe underwater I think so you die and you're like yeah you're like versus you're you're coming but you're also burning that's crazy yeah that's what mermaids did that is what mermaids did mermaids they they go you want some of this clam shell titty and then you jump in the water and then they they drown you they come you to death yeah that's true they drown you I'd like to be come to death I guess see that wasn't the question no we're building up we're riffing got it we're
3:24 riing Sten St Paul okay I'm sorry how many gulps do you need to drown like of come no in the water I don't know if you even completely drowned because you know some people can CPR you back to life oh yeah when they if they freaking so you might be choking in water and then you're just looking at a starfish and ████ you're like yeah yeah true there's still a chance to save you but what if you're they could resuscitate you but you're drowning of come so now they're kind of like I don't know if I want no one wants to see are they mouth the mouth you and then now they drown him come how do they know cuz they'll pull think we all know what come looks like no I don't know all know you're you're in a body of water to find out as you're CPR in someone that it's ████ in L and
4:17 you imagine you get resuscitated like oh oh thank you thank you so much ████ cover I couldn't handle it I thought I could there so much going and you're like so much more C than I signed up for just immediately start explaining that's hell funny the second you come to oh I'm so sorry for all that juice oh God and then there's like a guy who's just completely passed out like next to you just completely passed out he's ████ I think if you're in a burning building you pass out from the lack of oxygen and then you die by being barbecued so that's probably better than you're in the water and then you're just like I can't breathe I can't breathe you know you probably also I can't breathe I
5:08 can't breathe in the fire though right while while you're burning too no you're just like I can't breathe and then you go to sleep I thought you were going to be like but would you rather I can't breathe air or I can't breathe water I can't breathe water again great question no no like if you go I can't breathe like if you're in it's just the smoke right so it's still air but you just can't breathe it I guess versus underwater I can't breathe yeah but you also have the pain of well at least when there's fire you can just say ████ it and you just run into the fire and barbecue yourself but then when you're in water you're like I'd rather die by the smoke I think I would rather die drowning so that I could at least have a open casket why you want an open casket yeah why you want you don't want to just be Ash go out like this that's gangster
5:58 dude cuz I I think that would be like terrorizing for my family to have to see my body charred up I thought that we would just be ashes so they don't I I guess they don't they could save money on just bones but in both of these situations the family doesn't find out that it was death by come right cuz that's embarrassing you think there's oxygen in farts yeah in farts isn't it just like methane CO2 there might be a mixture why you would fart cup it and breathe what if you fart it you fart and you see this bubble come out and then you go Oh you mean like underwater like Sonic when he's doing the water level just trying to prolong it a little bit okay A little bit of Hope yeah you got to really hope you can keep farting though if you're if you're stuck in both examples though I think
6:49 people who do the whm Hoff training Will Survive longer by 2 minutes we'll survive the fire he's like don't worry I can hold my breath for 10 minutes through this fire yeah that's that's hard man but they're burning I mean it is like you don't even have to be on fire to be killed by a fire like that's the heat is so freaking strong sometimes well dude I got lit on fire for a movie it was really fun they lit my whole ████ arm on fire yeah for internet famous but they covered it with gel and they had like a fire guy there and it was awesome like like it it was like not even feeling anything it was like putting on a coat wow but until you do though there's there's a certain threshold that that gel dissipates and then you feel it so they say like as soon as you feel the warmth that's when you put it out because then it's too late afterwards
7:40 oh was that gel just on your skin yeah like you didn't have like a sleeve or anything like that no they they put it on my on my bare arm and then they put a shirt on top of it they lit the shirt on fire and then I didn't feel ████ sometimes you dip like a whole bodysuit in the gel for like full Burns and then they layer that and then they put the clo on top and then they light and then you have to run like this the thing that's like pretty I guess good about it but also kind of stupid about it when you're when you're paying for a movie is like they have to have like an ambulance there but like you don't need the ████ ambulance what weing someone can just drive you right if something happens yeah if there's a lot of drivers but you got to already buy an ambulance that's just chilling there that's stupid and you get the fire marshall there yeah what if there's a senior citizen that had a heart attack they just took one ambulance out of the scene did you have abulance around for the Bang Bus
8:31 challenge no I definitely did not definitely did not in case someone's butth hook bursts open also once again it was not it definitely not a challenge it was definitely not a challenge it was not a challenge video I don't know why everyone keeps calling a challenge it was not a challenge it's really funny to call it it it's a bang bus challenge can he do it can he do it and everyone failed it it was too hard yeah you had to make the barrier of Entry just a little bit more accessible it was too difficult yeah it was really hard nobody ever successfully completed it so I guess it was a challenge it's too hard apparently there's a lot of fires in Russia by the way there's like 939 fires in Russia in 2023 compared to 416 in 2022 so the number of of fires increased by 125% last year I feel like Russia is also one of the countries that actually didn't
9:22 see a large decrease in smokers I don't know if that has anything to do with it yeah but it but when we were looking at the smoking changes like 150 countries have gone down and I don't think Russia was one of them I don't know well they think well big tobacco succeeding there huh they think that the um I like that we're always tracking if tobacco is doing well we're looking out for their best interest I no they they think that the increase in fires um is because of Putin's invasion of Ukraine like some of these fires are unexplained like maybe it's like little acts of of terrorism or sabotage inside country yeah but they they don't really know I think it's because I've never seen Uh Russian Tick Tock or anything with them having a fire extinguisher in any room that's true we just see open blazes right yeah but in
10:14 America we have to have a fire extinguisher fire code definitely does make a big difference in ████ the amount of fires and we got those sprinkler things yeah we have sprinklers that will go off we think in this office I don't know I hope so uh stairs one right there not in here though I don't know if they these will ever but then there's like buildings that are just grandfathered in like like the studios that I had in downtown didn't have any sprinklers they had no fire code cuz it's still like that as long as they don't make the building modern then they can keep the old rules that's why they don't change the elevator that's why you got to ████ manually open like yeah they keep everything they keep everything original and they try to say it's because the the reasoning is that like oh tenants really like the uh the the old Styles it maintains charm charm is what you say about old
11:05 ████ you don't want but that they just don't want to update code yeah but it's crazy to think that like yeah crazy to think that everything can just go up in flames and nothing can be [Music] done [Music]
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