0:00 I had her dressed like a hooker, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a sting operation. But guys could jerk it into that. Imagine a world where your life is exactly as it is right now and nothing is different except you come home one day and your chick sits you down and she's like, "I need to tell you something." And she's like, "Yeah." So about like before we got together, like like 20 months before we got together, I was doing Only Fans hardcore. Damn. Stop posting 15 times a day. Yeah. What kind of content? Show people. That's what I was going to ask. What kind of content? Showing her my butthole. Solo stuff, dude. Showing my butthole. Yeah, mostly my butthole. Solo stuff is easier than gang bang stuff. Yeah, it is. Cuz what if it was like Bonnie Blue? I've been saying that for years. No, I think like I was railing I
0:51 was getting railed by 100 guys every day. 100 views a day. My count is 100,000 right now. You're like, "That's it." So imagine only for 100. We don't They didn't They weren't doing Piranha. They were doing Only Fans solo. You mean like You mean like sitting on vases ████ Like sitting on vases. You know what I mean? And then um I'd ask how successful were you at it? Cuz my biggest turnoff is like the girls that only do it for like $5 and then they don't they give up on it in like a month. Yeah. And then now you got pictures all over, but you only make 15 bucks on only Only Fans. Yeah, that's sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'sing sad. So this is a confession that comes out. Yeah. Exactly as it is right now. But she admits she did Only Fans. She's sitting on balloons. All kinds of like that. Sitting on balloons is kind of funny though. Yeah. Sit on
1:41 balloons. But with her naked butthole cuz like bear Cat Cat does fetish, right? She never I don't like I don't think she shows feet, but she shows feet and then she rates dick. Yeah, she rates dick. She shows feet. And to me, that wouldn't I don't know. Like she does like cheeky little things with her body, but she doesn't like show it off. Yeah. I think it's a bad match cuz that happened to me a little bit with one of my exes where like she she told me like way late in the game that like she had done like private work, which is like you go to like do like a nude shoot for a private person and they get to keep it. What's that look like? It's the same thing, but it's not it's not online for everybody. There's no ████ sucky. I don't know. Maybe there was, but then I I it just wasn't I couldn't look past it for selfish reasons
2:31 of why. Like I think there's certain choices I make in my life as I go where I do them out of consideration for someone in the future not being okay with it. Mhm. Where like I could I could stand to not do it. Like I could stand to not do this runchy thing. So, I'm going to choose not to do it because I think that would make it difficult for a person to accept me. So, then like when I run into another person that did it all across the board, it's almost like a jealousy of like, well then I should have ████ done ████ and then that's what I'm mad. I'm not mad about like you're uncchristian. You're filthy. It's not that. It's just that like damn we didn't have the same course of action leading up to the point where we met in order to be like I guess like squared up. So, it's not a morality thing for you. It's more like like who did you give access to your body? It's like I appreciate I just appreciate when like
3:21 people are like considerate about that about the future before I'm there. Yeah, that makes sense. You know what I mean? For my future husband. They're not moving around everywhere where Yeah. Because like you always want to have that like I guess romanticized dream that like the person that you ended up with lived in a way that was according to like a destiny type of situation where it's a little bit more than just I guess and like Destiny didn't involve like 35 other guys. You don't want to be too. But what if but what if like you know she also is somebody that you destinywise end up with but like because she did what she did she's got like $3 million to add to like your joint. She's not important to me. Dang. cuz he's worth 10. She's kind of bragging about cuz she's like, "Look, I was with like 65 guys, but it doesn't look like roast beef down there." Yeah. So, she's kind of like, "Look, I kind of got out of feels good." That's not even like a sexual I mean, the the money thing just
4:11 isn't like cuz I feel like that's even that's like extra cool if you can make that much money doing not porn. I think that's like deserves some ████ applause. But is it porn if she's just sitting on balloons and stuff like that? Yeah. Yeah. I think if someone if it's made to be jerked off to, then it's porn. Quick answer. What about kickstand? Quick answer. What if it's feet? Yeah, feet. If it's made with the intention that someone is jerking to this, it's porn. You're telling me you think people are jerking off the feet p? I think I think if it happens, then it's not How many times I have to ask you this question? If it if it happens and it's not it's just like someone wants to jerk it to it, it's not your fault. But if you are producing the product hoping hoping to be jerked on, you are making porn. So, what would be the limit of objectifying for you? The what? The limit of objectifying like is it like
5:01 when they're selling their underwear? It's not even objectification. I just don't match like with that person. I don't I don't have anything as people doing it. Well, she's a 10. She's a 10 for she's a 10 for the rest of the world then. It's just not like I can't I don't I just don't match objectively. What would be the limit? Like like what if what if they didn't do that but they sold underwear? The what? What if they sold dirty underwear? I think if you're doing anything with where you're hoping someone's going to sexually receive it, that's just the same thing to me. What if you're actually hoping they're not going to sexually receive it, but you're just getting all these inquiries? You don't want people to jack off to your No, it doesn't matter. Like, cuz what's the allure of that? Like that she made a lot of money. That's the part that you like. No, I'm just asking you. No, but what's the part that you like about it? We haven't gotten to meet. I like her. She's a tent. Yeah. But the
5:51 part that the part that makes it attractive for a guyification is that the woman made a s███████ of money and that's why it should be well I think that's that's the intent of the woman. Yeah. Because if you take if you take money out of the of the whole picture and she just does it. What guy would be like that's what I want. You know what I mean? Like so money has to be the only factor. Honestly, I would rather my lady have a regular job. Just a regular job. Doesn't have to be extra. I think it's obvious we would all that. But but he's putting a scenario where like what if your lady I would tell her I wish you have a regular job. What if Okay, what if you just find out all Smack did was she was doing the what's what's it the shake weight? She was doing shake weight videos and she was playing like dragon and she had no she was just totally innocent and had no clue. Yeah, she was playing Demon Souls. She got deep fake, but she was also doing like the shake weight and people
6:41 it was like and people and hella people were like, "Oh my god, those shake weight videos. I was jerking it to this and she genuinely didn't know that it was she got she got she's like she was a little goose in the audience a little bit." But the shake weight's not like you know shake weight's kind Everybody kept going be like, "Can I get another shake weight video?" If that's what she did and I asked her, "Did you know that that could be received sexually?" And she said no, then I would just think she's an idiot. And that's and then her stupidity would turn. What if she's like, "I was riding the edge, babe. We're just riding the edge a little bit, right? I don't know. I kind of like her cuz she doesn't ride the edge. She doesn't give a ████ about that ████ And I I'm impressed by that, which is why like, you know, you might I'm not saying I deserve that. My wife was in hell ████ slow videos, so I'm trying to This is about me right now. You even put her You even put her in one. I put her in Yeah. And then she was making out hard with somebody in front of you. Yeah. And you were jacking off in the
7:32 corner. What was that? I don't remember that one now. I saw the one I saw the one where um it was the Venice Beach one that you do with Nikki. Yeah. Yeah. And she I had her dressed like a hooker, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a sting operation. But guys could jerk it into that. Yeah, they could. But but she's not exactly She's like, I hope they don't laugh. I hope they jerk it. God, everyone thinks this is so funny. No one No one's turned on by this video. Why are they laughing? Start talking. I thought I was sexy. Yeah. No, I'm not believable. Yeah. I I don't I think cuz that happened to me where like she had confessed all this past ████ I It just It's a turnoff for How long were you guys in the relationship for? Like that happened maybe like a year and a half in. Oh ████ So she actually sat you down this exact and you went Yeah. She told me about Yeah. She said it was like when she lived in like the East Coast and and didn't have money so she had to
8:23 like think of something and Craigslist had all these like opportunities back. Craigslist was Yo, isn't that dangerous though? Going to some ████ stranger's house. But like if you don't have money and you're like trying to get something, that's ████ weird, dude. What if Max's like, "Look, dude. I did the chubby bunny challenge and I could get a lot in there." All right. And some guys some guys some guys deeply sexualize that that moment. She So here's the funny thing about a viral video. I think Smack has like talked about this before like in her stuff, but like she has a deep like she gets saddened by like someone looking at her sexually. Nikki's the same way. She gets it's like a sad feeling. Nikki's the same way and she she always gets pissed about how she used to do some of those videos on the internet cuz she was coming up and she's just like cuz she's just not that girl. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a weird thing. So then I and I kind of match her energy
9:14 with like my morals are way different than Smax in terms of like what I think is, you know, like I would accept way more than what she's done, but it just so happens that's how she feels, you know. M but she could get 27 marshmallows money. Damn, some guy sexualized that. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Yeah, I think if you just bring it
10:05 up. Yeah, a whole Costco bag. Jumbo 50 marshmallows. Jumbo size. Big ones, dude. But yeah, nothing against people that make content like that. I think there's somebody out there for anybody. I really don't think just cuz you do stuff, you don't get no Hey, dude. Remember that cat who uh his wife just got ████ by some guy and what? Remember that cat? My wife. His wife just got ████ His wife. No, his So him and his wife do do porn. They have a podcast together. Adam, that guy. Oh, to jump. Adam 22. Was it 22 or 23? I know his wife. I know who you're talking about. You know her. I knew her before all that. Lena. Lena. I knew her before she got into any of that stuff. He used to date her. That's the one he's talking about. I didn't date her, but my one of my close friends did. Yeah. Well, but no. So, like they have a marriage and
10:56 stuff and she was just like got But that's kind of that's a little bit of a double standard because way before that for many years he was doing that. He was having sex with all her friends. So, it's kind of a double standard. It's like why did the world flip out when she did it? When he was making content cuz cuz guys are territorial. Yeah. Cuz he was he was railing chicks, right? They're all the time. They're in that red pill stratosphere, too, right? So all the guys were like, "Oh, dude, he's a cuck for doing Yeah, he's a cuck. That's people people were like coming down on him for that." I didn't understand that because I feel like that news when when he let her hook up with somebody like that became big news and people from outside his sphere just wanted to make fun of him, but like they didn't know that this fool's been literally having sex with all her friends all the time. It's like the ratio is like probably hundreds to one, right? It's kind of like I don't think that necessarily is a loss for him because it's part of his lifestyle. But heard that one was pretty big, so that
11:46 kind of changes the conversation a little. The big the big guys. Yeah, he's a big dude apparently. Oh, I think people also just hate people also just hate that guy. Adam 22. They hate him. They hate him. They hate No Jumper. They just hate that dude. They call him Culture Vulture all the time. Like he's he's going through it right now. Really? Yeah. I think No Jumper's like going bankrupt or some ████ Like it's people love to hate him for some weird reason. I don't I don't know the lore, but the lore. Yeah, they really hate that dude. What about you, Joe? What if Hannah was doing Only Fans? Dude, I think I was built for former hookers, but I ended up with an innocent girl. That's how it goes. I was built for this. I I prepped my whole life for this. I'd probably be the most accepting of someone that's like in a certain world of She's like, I used to sit on mag lights. Yeah, those
12:40 are mag and they get cold. Just got to tell you this real quick. Yeah. And they don't bend. Yeah. I used to sell on the the the maximum mag. Have you seen those uh girls that could stretch their ████ out so hard they get a ████ bed post and ████ it? Wa. I've seen the baseball bat one. Baseball bats are wild. Which end? Dude, which end? The one that Ken Griffy signs, by the way. Yeah. The end doesn't intimidate her, dude. Yeah. And it's not the souvenir kind. The wooden ones. The wooden splinters. Oh my god, dude. That's awesome. Have you ever had that conversation, though? Has a girl ever been like, "Joe, I tell you I did this thing." Um, well, I hooked up with girls that did like like one did a like cam girl ████ but but you knew it before. What was that like? Yeah, I saw one of her shows. But no, have you? But this is before
13:31 Only Fans and all that ████ You never had any detail. He makes it sound like he just I caught one of her shows on TV. Flipping the channel. Yeah, just but like I was just curious. I was like, "What do you like? How does this thing work?" And then it was like, she's like, "You got to buy some tokens." She Yeah, she just come. Yeah, I just go in and then I'll bank account to It's completely safe. Have you ever had a Have you ever had a confession conversation? What? Confession conversation where a girl was like confessing something like that was in the past to you. It was It was a It was unfortunately about like a sexual assault thing. Oh man, why make her so sad? Cuz Yeah, that was that. Cuz then afterwards afterwards you're like on the spot. You just vomited in and say I ain't going to ████ deal with you no more. How could you? I can't believe you let him do that to you then. Yeah.
14:21 Dumped her on the spot. You blamed her right on site. Y Why did you fight back, baby? Good, good, good, good, good. Brother, I said you're I said you're probably wearing what you're wearing right now. That's what I said. Oh my god. Can I get a contact? Yeah. Just bump it. That's how you know that that ████ is so common when like most of the girls you dated have a story about that. That's so sad. That's some ████ sad ████ I know. No, legit. That's how you know that that happens to everybody. Y I saw this uh one speaking on that. Well, maybe we shouldn't talk about that, but no, let's not talk about that. I was going to just I was going to Yes. end that right now. I don't know where we are right now, dude. What your question? It's if they used to they don't do it. Yeah, they did it. Yeah,
15:11 they did it. And then move past it. How long has it been? I I I think it was like it was like 2 years before we got together. I think I'm way more accepting if it's not like real real love. Okay. Say that again. Real love. So, so are you going to cut off at the past once you find this out? Because you're like, I don't want this to turn into anything more serious. If I'm already like 10 years in and it's serious, I would have just been like, "Holy shoot, I thought I ████ knew you, dude." But I can see why you would keep it a secret cuz ████ that is like that is an embarrassment. That is a risk. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'd be like, "Well, at this point, it's too ████ late." There's a lot of things like, "Do we have kids?" You know, like the there's so many more things that matter. Especially cuz I ain't a saint. I ████ did ████ So, I'm like, hey,
16:01 well, if you don't if you didn't if you don't do it anymore, right? I don't know. She could just been I don't know. I wouldn't want to obviously, but I wouldn't leave her. I do think age and maturity is a huge factor, right? Cuz like the ████ that like meant a lot to you in your like early 20s, you just think way different of yourself, right? if somebody like even flirted with the idea of this or just like finding out that like she was with this guy could ████ your whole world up when you're young. Yeah. When you're young. Yeah. Really sensitive to that. So, it's so I think all of those things kind of play a factor. Like you said, if you're if you're like 10 years deep in your relationship, they tell you the biggest problem with that is the not have known like not knowing for 10 years. Yeah. Thinking you don't you didn't know this about her versus like you did that and then you got to get over that you did that. But it depends on where you're at in your relationship. Yeah. If I already want to out, I think I would use it as an excuse cuz I'm
16:51 like, "B████, I don't like you anyway." Would you be like, cuz this happened to me when I was 19 and my my girlfriend had told me that she posed nude for her dude friend who was in an art class and I thought that was just dumbass judgment. I was mad at her for being stupid because I'm like, "So, this fool who's not even a real artist yet gets to see you naked and now has like photos of you naked at no cost?" I'm like, "Does that sound like a smart transaction?" And we didn't break up over it, but I did get pissed. But like at 19, would you have gotten mad at that? Yeah. ████ yeah. Would have dumped her. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I would have dumped her like Ryan, right? Like I think I would have been like upset and then I think like had you guys hooked up by then? Yeah, we already did. Yeah. 19-year-old Nick, I think I would have just been angry. 19-year-old Nick would have been like, "You slept with him. I know you
17:42 did cuz if we cuz we hadn't hooked up yet, and I know that she had done that for somebody else, but I had not experienced that." I think I that innocence would hurt me more. It wasn't It wasn't even the sexual connotation I was mad at. I was mad at the decision-m because that just makes you worried as a boyfriend that your girl's out there making dumb calls. What's the next? How do I not worry about you if you're out here making a really like you're at the disadvantage in that choice dangerous situation because now you're mine. Yeah. You don't get to make decisions by yourself. That's how you don't worry about your girls cuz you see examples of her making the right call at certain points, you know, cuz I could have the same problem if talked me into some ████ that was bad for me. That that would worry her. She'd be like, "Oh, dude." You know what 19-year-old Nick would have done? What? Found the same art class, taken that class. Hey, I need to pay you for my class. even it out. Then I feel way better
18:34 about it and then dump her. Yeah. And then be like, "How could you do that?" That was You're a ████ and whatever. 19-year-old Nick. But she was our class. She was pissed. She was mad that I was mad. You know, like how some girls will get into that mode. She was pissed that I was pissed because she thought I was trying to sexually shame her. But I was saying, "No, that's just an example of a bad." Okay, I get I get it because like in your first example, I get to sexually shame you. It's a cherry on top. Really?
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