0:00 but I I need to call them to fix it but I just like can't bring myself to do it can't call people wait the AC is broken but do they owe you to fix it it's not even gonna cost you a thing it's the landlord fixes it I know but the same but I like this oh see I don't like to suffer like that I'm not told pain slow like you [Music] have you guys ever thought about moving to an island in my dreams which island you're talking about like a small one you're like a small island yeah but I feel like I'd get bored pretty easily yeah do they have a Walmart or a Target what about like an Irish Island oh that's even worse I feel like um what the ████ why I feel like Irish islands are very like uh they don't get much sunlight do they have a mark is that wrong you're talking about because of the Irish skin you think that Irish people
0:50 don't get sunlight right well it's not like in Ireland like uh you know it's it's typically pretty overcast like most of the time okay as you were saying but isn't overcast don't you get more sun from overcast Nick I mean the UV rays still go through the clouds do they though they do huh yeah yeah but why are they so pale though because it's a lighter one you're in the northern hemisphere the sun isn't as intense yeah that's that's what I was that's what I meant thank you for for taking my life yeah exactly the equator's son is like danger yeah yeah it'll ████ you up so um in Ireland they have announced that they will pay people up to 92 Grand to refurbish a house I'm one of 30 Irish Islands 30 of them Bart showed me this one I was like how far does Hannah live from here 90. the program is called our living
1:41 Islands it's a Visionary project from the Irish government they want to rejuvenate around 30 sparsely populated offshore spots and of course there's going to be a catch to this um it's it's obviously aimed at revitalizing areas um but the aspiring dwellers are going to need to purchase and own a property provided it was constructed prior to 1993. it has remained vacant for at least two years oh and the money you're paid can only be used on building work from structural improvements to redecoration Steve in the article does it say how long the flight time is from LAX to Ireland does it say that in the article it's 12 hours okay cool are you sure can you just made that flight from Dublin to L.A how long was it I slept I forgot
2:32 no I went to Chicago that's a big difference Joe a huge difference gigantic difference so anybody can own uh anybody can buy proper property in Ireland but it doesn't guarantee you the right to live there another caveat what yeah what do they want then you might be able to get a work visa you might you have to um try to pursue dual citizenship this is a stupid initiative Yeah the more you read it just like everything right I I can be a citizen it's like they want this to happen but then you're making it impossible for it to happen it's probably for Irish citizens good job first and foremost oh to just move like a little ways down yeah because Bart sent me this article we started looking at all the places that they were offering yeah and they're all on the west coast of Ireland which no one
3:23 really lives on how come I mean this Island's small right you could go across it pretty quick but then most of the people are on the East Coast because that's the it's closer to like England oh and then so everyone you know that's why a lot of Irish people go to Liverpool and all that stuff because it's the closest and there's a ferry that takes a couple of hours to go back and forth but all the islands it's like even if you fly to Dublin or whatever it takes several hours in like s█████ roads to get there well people also and you had to take a boat people also assume that like you're gonna have like a Walmart on the island right but infrastructure there is non-existent nah you gotta ████ sheep dude that's all you got remember when Mr Beast gave that kid an island who like the kid won an island and then he starved to death on the ████ Island he thought there would be a Target there Dad no he's dead but he had nothing but a 7-Eleven
4:13 I think you would survive on 7-Eleven but they won't trade you coconut that always seems like that's the trade-off is whenever they do these initiatives it's like oh here's all this money that you have to put into the house but you have to spend the money at a local supplier yeah that's like Italy when they're giving you those homes the same thing yeah but you got to fix up those homes there maybe where you buy stuff isn't as easy to buy as Like Home Depot or some ████ yeah I mean that's why no one wants to live there dude there's like whole ass ghost towns now in Japan everyone's moving to the city if people who are native to the area don't want to move there yeah that's ████ it's over way harder for guys like us they're giving them the houses and money and they're like nah and when we go over there we're not gonna know what they're saying like maybe 75 you will yeah my whole thing is do I have to do a good job because if they give me like 90 grand
5:05 and they're like redecorate I'm like I go to ████ Ikea yeah we meet you guys don't have an Ikea what are what are the terms of redecorating what if there's a what if that's that's your worker on he goes well I finished my decorating it's just Bitcoin miners how's it look it's actually a cooler region too I think we just created the evil idea 110 degrees in your house but when you think of like dating an island I think everyone's thinking of tropical not some cold ass like Game of Thrones ass Island yeah with a bunch of Seagulls just sitting ████ all over the place like the Iron Throne right yeah those ████ guys the gray Joys you're like yeah their Kingdom looks terrible that's like Waikiki Beach dude like you're in the water and your feet are getting all cut up on the Rocks also the best part about towns like that is the community that
5:55 exists there so if you're not part of that they'll hate you probably won't have a good time you think you can't get some Irish people to like you though I don't think so they're pretty friendly I'm not though Brian's really interesting Outsider to them yeah I don't know what they're saying but you know what how would that feel if you had a a tight-knit neighborhood and you knew that some guy accepted 92 000 to live in your ████ it probably wouldn't feel too good right yeah you might just naturally and you're going to the well ████ don't got shoes I might be so bored of the six other people that are there I'm happy to like now like when am I ever going to go to America so now there's this person I get to meet an American and it's whatever and it sucks because he's Japanese-American laughs
6:46 it's not even the real thing man it's a Twist but we're gonna go see the American guy like Joe mentioned in Italy they did this but like they only gave people like 33 Grand so for most people like this is a huge boostie and consider like the most generous of any country's offering so far to come fix our s████ yeah that's a lot that means it's probably for sure hard mode gotta be yeah gotta be that's tough you're probably like ████ taking a boat to Lowe's dude yeah it's DIY everything how many trips everything's green there's no other colors dude imagine because dude for me and if you were moving in I swear to God this ████ is sending me to Lowe's like every other minute and I just get home and then she's like oh I also need this and I'm like I was
7:37 just a ████ love yeah and they don't have hardware stores out there what are you gonna do Amazon imagine you forget a hammer or something you gotta go all the way back on the boat oh my God you're gonna rub it too no motor Dude You're Gonna Roll It Up a waterfall damn oh I lost my tube I forget yeah you work for it that is crazy I watched with that one show where they like live in Alaska that's all I was just gonna say man they got a ████ helicopter everything in or they have one of those planes that land on water and ████ ████ hits the fat yeah like if one of the machines break like you're just out on your own holy ████ during snowstorms or whatever that's it they just have to survive no one could get to them I feel like that's what would happen is you'd go and you'd be like oh there's no AC who's the HVAC guy in the
8:29 village and they go we're hoping it could be you yeah what do you say huh can you guys do it though like you think you can be a homesteader hell no no I can't even do it here no yeah yeah you got all the resources here this is as easy mode as it gets yeah dude I was losing my mind the other day because it's because it was hot in Vegas and ████ and then like my I have like a little fan next to me because I already have air conditioning in my house but it doesn't for some reason I'm ████ cursed right no matter where me and Nikki's last condo the air conditioner doesn't reach my office and in this house the air conditioner doesn't reach my office so I have to use fans and ████ is it hot as hell in here it's absolutely Sports and hot it's Las Vegas Nevada dude so you start sweating is it isn't going to so then I have like a little I have like
9:20 a little fan that I got on Amazon and I have to like keep filling it up with water oh so yeah oh it really like ████ sweating and ████ yeah I bet that feels nice though when it hits it feels good when it's filled up with water do you feel like you're in line at Six Flags ████ bro I do dude Steve has the spray bottles with a fan on it and then I go like he's like yeah honey can you like come give me give me a ████ whatever the ████ and I go I bring it upstairs I'm like oh it's so nice out here are you considering moving your office I'm thinking considering it I think you might have to I might have to just use my laptop more still doesn't get AC in here every time he keeps moving though it gets cut off yeah it gets cut off in the window but that's why it's so ████ hot you don't want to just get another unit for like a window unit no because I'm I'm too cheap
10:11 yeah I don't want to do that I was looking like this little thing I have that's all I got it's like 60 bucks on Amazon dude do you kind of like the suffering though I do I know what you mean I kind of like that my office is the hottest room in the ████ house yeah dude because like my office is like an add-on bro it's like if I and I've talked about it on here before but if I push hard enough on the ceiling my hands will go right through the ████ wall like way more than this dude like it's it's made out of ████ nothing it's paper mache oh geez and it gets so ████ hot and the AC is broken but I I need to call them to fix it but I just like can't bring myself to do it can't call people wait the AC is broken do they owe you to fix it huh it's not even a costume a thing it's the landlord fixes it I know but at the same but I
11:02 like this it really won't cost anything oh see I don't like to suffer like that I'm not told pain slow like you when you're a renter you're supposed to call your land well actually only once pressing matters you're like hey I'm out of toilet paper he's like I don't do that ████ bro what the ████ are you talking about can you just bring me something he goes all right so I did the stove thing again I just needed to tell someone did he hear about that does your landlord know about Jake what was his fault because he installed that huh it's his stove that he put in there right yeah I think this they gave us a ████ ass stove I think right yeah that's the narrative we all went with ████ asked of I didn't touch it at all that's what I said he didn't do it I woke up your dog that you don't have at the time climbed up and hit it where's the fanny pack
11:52 right now where is it on your steep suit it doesn't fit my steep suit so I took it off yeah I feel kind of naked though [Music]
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