0:00 [Music] new zealand's catholic church reveals the extent of abuse allegations oh is it some kid touching ████ again it is some kid touching again revealing the list though which is cool it's not what you think though this is the kids touch the adults oh no way i bet they do right the other way around because because i have a batch of psychology and we learned that when children abuse like sexual abuse not all children obviously but i also think it's a certain age they enjoy it they know it's wrong because there's that you know tenseness and all that and anxiety but they enjoy it and so kind of like stockholm syndrome yeah but they don't talk about it because there's a guilt about it yeah there's a there's a total guilt about it and so but they there are kids that enjoy it um
0:52 and you know and i'm not saying i'm not trying to paint a picture that they're they're sick disgusting no you should print it and put it on a shirt there are kids that like it i was abused and i enjoyed it so i i um i learned it too because i i have a batch in psychology oh you do too it was in the sexual psychology side where it was like when they get groomed to do this stuff it's like that weird introduction to it so then even though it's like kind of wrong and weird what ends up happening is that's what they associate uh sexuality with that kind of abuse and then so they live a lifetime and that's why they say typically people who have been uh molested or whatever as a child end up becoming uh the same patterns though it's a pattern then the cycle keeps going and it's just this weird like cycle that yes that's like never ending yeah you guys are smarter than me i was just thinking about how sometimes i see a baby and he
1:42 like is holding a titty and he doesn't even know and i'm always like that lucky little baby you get jealous of a baby yeah hell yeah dude i thought i thought holding holding a titty was very pg for you yeah you don't thank you it was a titty twist in it the catholic church from new zealand has now admitted that 14 of the and i'm not familiar with this word because i'm an idiot but diocesan clergy mm-hmm have been accused diocese like diocese the people from the diocese i think i can say that perfect thank you uh have been accused of abuse against children and adults since 1950 so that's 14. wait is it is it just the new zealand group this is the new zealand catholic church yeah ████ so it's it's like a worldwide pedophile thing what was the number again 14 14 of the clergy that's a ████ time dude in addition the
2:33 report shows 8 percent of male congregational members had complaints made against them while three percent of female congregational members were the subjects of claims so those are the ones that are talking by the way yes exactly exactly so when they say three percent are female they're saying that of the assaulters are three percent female yeah well the claims are against three people that makes sense because what boy like of like of right age or like of right mind at a certain age if a woman touches them are they gonna report it doesn't report it because they're actually gonna brag about it yeah 100 that's why they report it mother teresa touched me all over the place but don't but don't tell nobody like hey mother teresa saw my dick you guys are all going to hell really uh we're not talking about the same teresa oh that's right there's a lot of
3:23 teresa's out there at least when i get there i won't see mother teresa because that would be awkward that would be that would be great why are you doing down here because dudes would just they can't wait to ████ brag to all their friends like hey you know what ████ sister marianne did and ████ she sounds hot totally it's totally different that sounds like i want to know a sister marianne ████ his sister mary clarence and ████ yeah from sister act whippy goldberg clarence that was one of my favorite movies even sister act 2 was good the soundtrack was amazing i watched both those movies 100 times easily i used to think catholics were way more fun than yeah yeah yeah because my church was boring man we didn't ████ dance and sing and ████ it was just sad church was miserable yeah and i was like damn catholics have all the fun dude they're more progressive
4:14 yeah you have to say that they are really funny of the 1680 complaints on the record 80 involved children over half of all complaints were reports of sexual harm against a child and the report draws on records from 428 catholic parishes 370 catholic schools and 67 care institutions in new zealand damn there's that many buildings in new zealand that's crazy when i think of new zealand i think of like a long strip of land island and wallabies and like two things you know what you know i was stupid for thinking you said when i think of new zealand i was stupid to think you were gonna say like lord of the rings and hobbits but then i remember you don't watch any movies he'll get around to it he'll get around to it he's like what what is that lord of the what
5:04 i know harry potter wait have you seen lord of the rings no oh dude welcome to how fun it is to sit here and try to talk about movies with these ████ dude it's it's a blast i watched the good ones though they're good ones like what toby maguire spiderman what was the last full what was the last full movie you watched i've watched the whole tom holland series spider-man there's a tom holland series like the three movies spider-man okay i got it he watched all three of those he's also doing this ████ with his kid where he's trying to get his kid to watch like old cool kung fu movies so that he could brag to all of us about how his kid like loves rumble in the bronx yeah she likes it though yeah exactly this is what goes on it's like super super sad does he look does he like francois yep oh no i don't know if he has i think all girls are yucky they're still yucky yeah that's a deep cut dude
5:56 it's difficult for me to bring it back to this topic after talking about it yeah it's a great topic though yeah we really should get back yeah let's talk more about this we should touch on it some more yeah touch is also a really fun word and is it are we even still surprised that there's ████ catholic church stuff that keeps coming out all the time i feel like every week dude there's always some catholic church stuff that just can't stop molesting people i think anything over 10 is like pretty pretty that's pretty wild but what's funny to me is i'm not catholic i'm protestant so i feel like i can say this is like what's funny to me about catholicism is that they're very strong on excommunication from the church like if you miss a day of worship on sunday you can get excommunicated but if you touch a little boy a little girl we'll just move you yeah yeah to a different church we'll promote you yeah it's like why not why not excommunicate these people well aren't they worthy of god's love
6:46 but then hey don't show up for church you get the ████ out i know right yeah what do they do they do like communion and confirmation and what like there's all these series of ceremonies you have to do and even if you only do like two-thirds of it or something before you turn 18 you can't become like actual catholic anymore either because if you if you don't pass all the things yeah it's like a very like they'll kick you out real quick yeah thus you're no longer catholic you like can't you can't technically say you're catholic if you don't do although you say it but they don't accept you so for example like let's say you're part of this church saint padre padres like in san diego yeah so you got st padres and you you grew up going here and you only finished like i think two out of the three steps or maybe three out of four steps then later when you
7:36 try to come back and get married there they go nope you're not part of our church that's so lame yeah and your family is usually pressuring you to get married there and ████ so it ████ you yeah ████ with you yeah at least you can you know who's hardcore and who's not yeah you know it's like man you ain't that down you're lazy ass i can just see the comments now yeah i don't know anything about catholicism we're experts who does and then what i want to say to you guys our comment that is if you're coming here for your religious like you know knowledge you're coming to the wrong way and if you're a catholic expert you're a kid touching yourself 14 so many people come here for real information and get disappointed in the comments dude that's the best yeah dude what is this harvey ever been right dude like you know on stage go to joe rogan yeah exactly dude he's good news that's where you go ████ morons
8:27 go to neil young he knows all the facts go to our patreon we have way more news over there real facts for sure i went down this deep dive of um all this like conspiracy ████ the uh before it was publicly admitted that there were kid touchers in the catholic church is that the professional uh term kid tetris yeah yeah kid or child caressers because i thought it was just in america i thought it was just in america exclusively american trade but this is happening in like italy south america all these different places right not the vatican that i've heard nope yeah but then there's a there's a lady none a former nun that came out that used to be in the vatican and she she was like dude they had ████ orgies like it was crazy
9:17 orgies in the vatican yeah they would just go ham dude yeah they get like a ████ house right next to the vatican and just go off what i find funny is though is joe you're saying like they found that globe globally this is happening you know but what's funny is like in america we're like we have i think like 95 plus percent of all serial killers do we do like other countries have theirs here and there and then now with media it's different like you can't the statistics are skewed but prior to like internet media and all that 24 7 use cycles we had about like 98 95 to 98 of all serial killers because they're all they're all white male 1 well how come how come in europe they don't do them do they jack the ripper check the ripper oh that's old but that's in your little percent doesn't it yeah that's that's where that two three percent comes in yeah it's a big one that's like ages ago though
10:08 but like we've had the most and it's because you know we we do through no fault of media but like they do sensationalize it so people want that they want that notoriety so they move over here in order to move yeah i like to think americans just work hard at everything that they do so even killers like they do it by like they're just oh it's their work ethic yeah it's their american dream because maybe in the europe you know like if you're a french serial killer you probably kill one person and you're like i need the coffee you know and just relax just chill yeah you're just too lazy or else i mean we're also in america right if you shoot up a school they're going to post your manifesto until everyone what your message was ████ like it's just you know it's unbelievable and then if they're white and they shoot up a school they'll be gently handcuffed but if they're black and they just happen to have a knife they'll shoot them dead because good all-american american way
10:59 we have an excellent police force according to um the police force who investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong you know i evaluated myself and i found myself to be a genius so i don't know you can take that with a grain of salt if you'd like but i i evaluated and i'm a great evaluator so if you want me to evaluate you i can i would like that please i have a very large penis according to myself [Music] you
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