0:00 thank you [Music] oh this story might be the favorite of the day you guys might like it can't wait this happened in a city called Katie in a state called Tejas two burglars they came up with this genius plan to break into a house dressed up as cops as soon as they entered the house one burglar immediately got scared by the other thought he was a cop and shot him oh my God oh ████ it's a cop yeah great so what happened dang he's getting ████ you shot a cop is that intent to shoot a police officer
0:53 impersonation yeah both murdered and both of them are going down for impersonation because his actions are also what a cop probably would do so then uh when they got in there and this debacle happened the people living in the house saw it happen ████ they're like what the ████ is happening and so we're moving itself when burglar one shoots the other cops looking dude and he goes down this guy he's the guy who shot him just like super shocked and then he drops the gun this guy was shot staggers out and escapes and then left this dude sit down in there the homeowner guys picked up the drop gun and they killed that guy oh ████ so they killed the cop they killed the fake other cop oh he I wonder how they knew I would be so shocked he killed a cop it was like one of the two sons that was living there picked the picked the gun up and shot the other
1:44 fake you gotta lock them all up dude that's intent to kill a police officer if I saw two cops shooting at each other in my living room I wouldn't even have the thought to pick up a gun and shoot the cop yeah I'd be like what the ████ is happening they were dressed in like not just police uniforms they were just in riot gear that's so funny so they look like extreme cops yeah I I think happened is the the one they both go in and this guy's like I'm not splitting this ████ money with this guy oh it's like a Canaan Lynch situation you know what I mean that early in the game he jumped the car before the robber he got two three before they got the loot yeah so it's not even about shooting the your partner it's like oh ████ we didn't Rob them yet ah ████ I didn't get the bag yet ████ son of a oh ████ and then
2:35 he gets shot because they want you to like make the crime scene looks like all scattered they wanted to throw off the scent so he had to shoot him right then and there in the kitchen how crazy is that situation imagine seeing that go down who's watching TV and then yeah and that's more interesting police and he's like oh ████ he shoots the other police police what the ████ I thought we was the bad guys they sound like ████ 90s doofuses yeah I really think the cops got their so fast too yeah simultaneous responds to the crime that's what he says he's your bang oh man you guys are fast how did you think that that you Ricky I said I was going through the front yeah and we know that he thought this if the guy is now dead didn't get to talk to the cat maybe they heard it the guys that live
3:26 there oh they're like holy so he says out loud maybe he's like holy ████ to cops are here he looks at the homeowner goes there's a cop in here he goes oh you shot me right yeah there's no there's no account of what the dialogue was but that how many burglars was he picked up there got and shot him with it one dead one one getaway car though okay get away card so two guys go in like this they look at each other this guy thinks that's a real cop shoots him got two sons in the house or just looking at it like what the ████ is this this guy who shot oh my God drops this gun how do you explain that to the guy in the getaway car what happened nobody showed up at the getaway car they're all ████ bleeding out the cow he's bleeding yeah he's coming out bleeding gets in the getaway car they take off right getaway car driver shoots the guy coming out
4:16 shot a cop don't worry we're all clear out here get away drivers wearing cop outfit too looks in the ████ mirror it's like oh ████ wow oh my God that's great us they put a ████ American flag over the casket keeps going fake everything they do the salute and everything he deserves it bro that's a ████ little brother also like what a story to have like a part of your life I know yeah I'm sure like you're distraught by what you had to do too but at the same time but also like it's a two stooges moment that's a good scenario though if you're the homeowner you're like hey we
5:06 dodged the bullet that was pretty good what were they doing like did they break in and they're playing Xbox like dude were they like having a dinner you know it doesn't say they were just but they were in the house and seeing it happen that's wild dude it's really funny I wonder how rich they were or like because it's a pretty big operation for what like are they trying to get a lot of money did they say did they know there was a safe you know so many questions because like it sounds like a really big like like a whole whole elaborate thing you know I don't think these two idiots had any strategic plan no because what's the point of showing up pretending to be cops if you're going to go in blasting anyway shouldn't you go in there pretend to be constantly we got a situation we're going to look in your jewelry cabinet and stuff yeah I don't most Cops start with a knock on the door because that's
5:57 why you have a disguise right why do that if they just dress like aliens right if they come in with shields and a ████ helmet I'd be like the ████ are you doing in here maybe they just thought the right gear was just like armored and then they once they got a good look at each other he's like oh that's good they bought it from like Party City though yeah yeah no way it's legit there's no way it's gonna die now it probably says Security on it yeah it's plastic it's really hard to kind of rationalize like they have the real uniform so they had to buy the Party City male stripper cop uniforms and they came in that way right gear yeah slutting it's ████ cop here yeah his belly's showing yeah dude that's nice it's not ████ without the fishnet yeah you gotta have the fish now yeah it's really weird because it really says that as soon as
6:47 they broke in they immediately started shooting so it's like the same second you break in a house you think that's a cop and you start shooting it's so funny maybe it was always supposed to get rid of his partner right there to like leave them at the scene and have one person be like the Joker do you know what the fight is so there was one getaway driver right so they drove with they drove there together they left together and one went through the back door went through the front and then they just shot each other like they've never seen each other before yeah it's like it's like a bad uh Airsoft match Home Alone did they both die alone ████ no they didn't both die but one guy the guy who's left like takes his plastic badge to a lake
7:37 he has the emotional distress of a Cause [Music] he throws it and then it like does it because it's like plastic paper make the lake he has to keep picking it up in his airpods he's listening to Sarah McLaughlin I will remember you Gonzalez you were a good man police station and he gives his plastic handcuffs and his ████ badge and he goes I'm out plastic handcuffs I quit I can't do this anymore I lost my ████ partner on Thurman he's like commits from now on I work alone I can't have a partner don't you Partners Chief I don't do Partners anymore she's like who the ████ are you hey you're the guy that ████ got away yeah I don't know if they caught the
8:27 dude uh the other two guys that fled yet no it's because the other two guys were shooting themselves remember oh right they're dead they're dead now they can't find them because they're have you guys ever seen the dear sister SNL sketch yeah Andy Samberg dear sister yeah we're it's like it was like making fun of oh yeah is that the ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what you say yeah [Laughter] that was their finale and then they parodied that it was so funny but it works on its own you have to know that
9:17 I don't know what happened to them I know huh did you see SNL I mean Super off topic but you saw how SNL covered the try guys thing how these parodies miss the ████ Mark like oh really so bad it's another ████ assault on internet people remember how that ████ you said you still thinks it's the thing yeah they parodied the try guys of like video where they were like oh but about their I can't believe my friends they just made them look like they're not a real company and they called them uh pranksters like they're prank YouTubers they probably get more reviews than ████ us they do SNL is averaging 3 million an episode now how many uniques who knows well there's a lot of ████ yeah yeah but just say those are two recipes apparently it's about to end I heard SNL the Keenan Thompson said that
10:09 basically at the 50th Anniversary which is in like two years I think or three years that's it he thinks it'll end I'm surprised it's still going I mean dude it's pretty it's pretty rough it's wrong no one really watches television but senior citizens right it's just their view on the world is so like they really refuse to accept like modern ████ entertainment like they're still talking ████ on internet based comedy like yeah because their Their audience is probably like Boomers and older but even then those people all watch people on the internet 10 years ago though like when people are hanging out in rooms like this you're showing each other SNL clips or whatever like 15 years ago right yeah but now every time I'm in here you guys are showing videos from all other places not SNL it's never SNL I don't think you guys have ever played or people that used to be on SNL that did their own ████ and it's like like Shane gills yeah Tom Robin ever since they've misused the
11:01 ████ um Good Neighbor dudes oh yeah dude the Good Neighbor dudes were so funny well like that's how you knew they were out of touch when they hired those guys and just shout them I was like oh all that guy's ████ they missed it they did yeah they did yeah foreign
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