0:00 [Music] hey big news uh if you're Catholic or even if you're not the arch dasis of La Catholic church has agreed to pay $880 million to settle over 1350 uh abuse claims involving more 1300 involving more than 300 priests oh my 300 priests 300 they're about to pay nearly a billion dollars for 300 cases or 300 priests the thing is I don't know for sure if this is just La I just know that it's the arch dases of La is the one that's 800 that's almost a billion it's the largest church payout ever uh the last big
0:51 payout uh next to that is 740 million which was um last time they paid are you ████ are you are kidding so basically this makes 1.5 billion in total Catholic Church payout so are they paying out on the same ████ or there's another set of 300 another set of do you think do you think the Catholic church is like all right guys we can't any more kids we can't afford this ████ this is we got to stop largest payout to a single individual was 8 million dude 2019 to a female victim of a sports coach at a la Catholic School who had received multiple reports of misconduct before that incident even took place oh I love she's not the usual victim cuz it's usually little boys but also what I when I hear this I go what makes it so that some people get $100 and other people
1:43 get $8 million sometimes like this that's $100 y that's true that's just1 this is a million dollars M that's maybe 100,000 you got to go all the way well it doesn't that mean like it's kind of um like a like like you pay somebody for that and it's like you're valuing it based on that yeah is cuz the the vi the violation is heavier the more like intimate it is it's it comes down to your lawyer really it really comes down to how good your lawyer is cuz they whatever they can prove more damages either punitive or emotional then you're getting paid more right you know this is so like it's so bad for the Catholic church I can't remove the thought of when I see a Catholic priest now I just think you
2:34 like boys it does say that over two dozen Catholic churches I think like it says maybe across the I don't know if that's us or California have gone bankrupt because of this directly like people left direct no uh because of the cost of this they've had to like cut certain churches off and they've closed you know what's ALS is it isn't it the isn't it the guy that did it shouldn't he pay like why is the church in trouble chur because he's under the church the same way that you know we're employees here if we do something you're not an employee though you're not a ████ employee you're not a ████ employee yeah you're the priest we're the you know dude if I go out and I go touch some then it's on Joe it's on JK it's on J I Touch Myself and I
3:27 ████ Sue myself and I myself dude it's on BART it's on BART yeah no it's it's that thing of where you're you know if you're representing the Catholic church when you're a priest so isn't it also like didn't they move people right shielded them they were playing that game that's like yeah that's a big one right which is why I feel like like I know this is like crazy 880 million but at least they're not just saying it didn't happen yeah you know what I mean that's a settlement let me do this math real quick because you said 300 priests right 880 1 2 3 4 5 6 that's 880 million divid 300 priest that wow see I can't even ████ I don't even know what is that's 2 that's 29 Mill that's 293 no that's 29 million each right 29 million
4:17 each priest cost the ████ Church yeah that that's basically so they've done $29 Million worth of damage each but you know like how much offering money they get if you think of all the churches right every week and if you tithe correctly it's 10% of your income and it's right and the cut goes a cut goes directly to the head so how much did the church actually make cuz a billion might be like nothing it could be like they could be making a billion a week I'm just saying though if one priest who messes around is a $29 million liability that's an expensive priest you can't be priting no more sorry dog can't be pried no more yeah you got to cut it out here's my imagine everyone that is Catholic now they have you know what I mean now they got to deal with that like that's your religion bro that's your religion well I'm Catholic I'm it says that I don't know if this is true it says the Catholic no
5:10 freaking way this can't be right the Catholic Church pulls in 945 billion each year oh my God that makes sense that's what I'm saying what that can't be that's got to be I think I'm going to start a church type in okay let type this in type type this in here I I'll do it you you do that I do this got I got I'm I'm good at math there's a map that shows how much each country pulls in uh for the Catholic Church my God damn they even got China on there what is that red South Korea red is over 10 billion South Korea makes 10 to 18 billion oh definitely South Korea definitely be like pulling dud this is all a scam what is all this whoo whoa whoa whoa we all right look at this no no no R you know it is come on bro you it makes sense because there's an estimated of one 1.28 to 1.39 billion
6:02 Catholics worldwide right so if there's 1 like two billion Catholics and let's say You're supposed to tithe and if you tithe correctly it's 10% of your income yeah but do most Catholic people even if you don't let's say you give like when you go to service and they pass the plate right you're giving at least if at least every Catholic if they gave $1 even in one service which is one Sunday that's already $1.2 billion in one service so we're not even talking about just the people who pass the offering plate we're talking about people that tithe we're talking about people who go above and beyond and then they give more than the minimum but I think this is all is this not only is is tithe based I think this is like Catholic school tuitions too yeah so like that's yeah
6:54 everything yeah Catholic school Catholic nonprofits Catholic everything value of Catholic tithes oh it breaks it down well just this particular map that you're looking at how much is that that's the one I told you guys where it's almost a trillion a year oh so it's all okay okay so it's and just that's just by offerings and tithing by that matter yeah that make them I don't know if that's actually what they get but that's the calculation in this graph hold on hold on but that's crazy so the whole time people want to open up a church is to make that Moola sometimes for sure no 100% the mega churches oh my goodness what wait a minute we can't say 100% sometimes people actually believe in God sometimes this one says that the the Vatican the Vatican balance sheet it
7:44 says that they make 887 million no but I low at that 87 million a year 887 oh yeah the vatic makes sense cuz that's also like a tourist attraction yeah but d you making all that bread and you still pulling that thing off pulling what thing off playing with you know like come on you think that's if you got if you got 1.2 billion Catholics around the world right and out here we're even talking about 300 300 priests I'm not saying that's a low number but like relatively speaking that's like a very very small percentage in general listen the one doing it is already a lot that's what I mean we got $29 million liability average like that's that's you don't think that like there's a correlation at all between uh and having
8:37 to be celibate yeah no no there's no correlation th% yeah look look what other celibate celibate kind of things are there like aside from is there in Buddhism nuns do monks have to be celibate n are CIB a lot of those ladies they're lesbians I heard that they they have orgies yeah so are all the girls that don't want to date me how sound no but there's like I hear there Shenanigans Shenanigans God they want me so bad but they can't have it it just sucks for the people who are doing it correctly they're like oh no we got to do it for the guy we do it for the book D and then you got the highest Prius in the priest driving the Prius kids that's my guy right there
9:28 dude like come on man like that just that just slaps everybody in the face that slaps the Bible in the face and it's just like everything that's why it sucks right cuz it's like you got you it's like let's say you got 1.3 billion like people that are decent people and out of that group you got 300 ████ Psychopaths which is statistically going to happen yeah thought you know about yeah but and then and then like they have to contact each other and be like you doing it I'm doing it like something oh you okay think they're all isolated from there's no way if it's all cathol group chat yeah they got a chat going I bet there's some though that you don't even know that they're doing this ████ though no 100% it's a matter some dudes got away with it clean for sure it's a matter of time though it's a matter of time they will get caught
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