0:00 [Music] have you guys heard about Istanbul and the Miracles they're doing for hair loss it's not Istanbul s up it's not okay people go there they do hella for Cosmetics like veneers plastic surgery and it's like supposed to be really affordable got fake teeth there he went out to IST to do it yeah he went to Turkey to do it what cuz he said out here would have been like 50k and out there it's like went there got put to sleep Woke up had nice teeth my buddy did that in Mexico damn and it's tee are ████ up still huh no his teeth look great I'm going to go to Mexico then yeah should we get new teeth should we all get new teeth yeah let's get new teeth JK Adventure we get new teeth new teeth Adventure I need a new tooth you need a new tooth it chipped off I'm scared of that ████ are you taking hair from your ████ leg
0:50 and then putting it in your forehead I don't think I got a lot of ha hair like no they're going to pull a tooth out and put it on your [Laughter] forehead what the hell anthy could rock it though that guy ████ yeah we're going to look at some marble implant on your forehead you could rock it we're going to look at some uh results some before and afters of hair of Istanbul this company is pretty uh they're pretty aggressive with their marketing though they're reaching out to a lot of like influencers and being like hey if you just do this we'll pay for your flight we'll pay for your tricks going reach out I go just for the K should go I think he would and I think we should pay for I would go for the hair loss thing actually not real quick Steve I think you should do this dude he's like a samurai he should go I just got a haircut as you can tell so here's one why don't you just shave the top
1:40 like a samurai that's a ████ marketing are you sure they're not just doing a d no it's actually pretty real cuz like there's there's a whole looks like Tron on the left it looks like hope yeah there's um I was reading like a bunch of reddit reddit threads about people that have gone through this and they're their like results and stuff and it looks like pricing comes out to to an average of like a dollar a plug where you would get like 4500 plugs done yeah and it's about like 45k yeah that's why it's czyk or 4500 425 dude I'm 425 yeah so it could be like 5,000 bucks for like a full head of hair yeah can they do it for the bottoms I dud I would love a beard beard they do beards too you want to see beards what no way we have a shot no they don't they do beards I just how
2:30 does it keep growing they do beard yeah how does it keep growing crazy right he's gang he's he's dating he's um Googling hey you liar no no no not it looks it looks weird though no PVP give him the setup dude okay so here's that's a guy who wants the beard right okay okay he doesn't even need it what do you mean do need it gu white he has beard for days like all right so here's here's where they put the plugs in whoa that ████ look like chain mail dude that looks crazy Chia chain mail like reptilian looks like a stippled like a handgun all right and then oh wait where's the actual results that looks crazy there's no after it's just what they do yeah I guess there's no after good wow yeah maybe there is no after for that guys progress weird a l of people in the fitness Community do this why cuz uh a lot of bodybuilders they
3:20 take steroids so their hair falls out like a ████ so to battle the hair falling out a lot of people have to go get hair but don't you have to grow it at a different part of your body and then they swap it that's a hair transplant that's what I was asking about it's not a transplant what's a hair plug is there a difference between a hair plug and a hair transplant it is a transplant yeah it is a trans so where do they plant it from probably somewhere else on your head like but hairs or something the back of your head maybe you think if you take steroids you lose your hair everywhere but your butt hey this is good look at that that's a completely different person shut the ████ up that's a different human being hair changes people though you really could do this Steve damn 's like concerned for my hair they're like hey man cu the solution's so cheap you got to stare at this ████ Shino Balo every single time you guys are humping look at this fool look at that wow want to putb a to
4:13 Tristan T dude that's crazy why does the after photo have to be shirtless though like he's more confident he's glowed up damn that's crazy cuz then that whole side that's missing is all filled in though if he's doing more duck lips too is it the same person he upgraded his phone dud would you do something like this if they were like hey okay th% you didn't even need to hear the rest of it I would even if they were like hey dude you got to get in like one of those um Taliban trucks I'd be like sure stupid tell you high look with a gun mounted on the back look at this guy we from like I kind of like him before though inel to Jesus I don't want to hang out with this guy I like the other guy I think he's got a guitar and he's you know he likes he's like flirting with your chick and you're like come on dude no it's because the guy on he's so happy about his hair that he's like keeping it like at the top
5:05 condition but if if he was like like I don't know like me like I don't ████ do anything with my hair like he probably wouldn't be like curling it making it all nice and ████ anything to your hair with that luscious beautiful hair no I just shampoo it how did that guy get crosseyed on the right the laser hit him in the eye no we can't see that is wild he looks like a Skyrim character here that sh looks dude if it's that cheap and easy to do why not right I personally like the bald head I feel like there's a catch in r r what could The Catch be you wake up in a ████ bathtub covered in ice cubes and they took your liver or some ████ you're become an urban legend yeah no there's no catch man they take your hair but they take your appendix too they give you hair the hair that's given to you is from some kid somewhere yeah what's wrong with that dead people hair oh they're taking someone else's hair it's
5:55 not of your own hair oh sh you think getting hair bro you think that that redhead get all that hair from all over his body actually maybe they got it from their pubes everyone dud that's I mean have a hairline that clean too where it's just like straight across it's nice taking it from like ████ slaves somewhere no I swear I'm not saying you up for nothing this time this is like real ████ cuz I think it's so impressive shut the ████ up he's like he's like hey by the way what do you guys think of the Bodies exhibit love it or love it love it or super love it why they don't have hair and then Ryan's always like oh you love it you love it that's your stance you're going to stick by that I was a little bit skeptical about it until like I was reading actual like things from people like look at that it's pretty good man that's insane pretty good yeah the hair looks nice a lot of people are going to get this I'm trying to get I I'll try to get drix to get it I think he would be
6:45 down and Ry May's like have you guys noticed that there's Mir cats are endangered in Africa what what if they're all hairless no more chin chillas this is a con because they advertise it wrong I mean they advertise it ████ up and what I mean by that is like what if they already get a guy that grows that hair right so they so they after picture they take a picture of that and then their before picture they shave their head and then put markers things on businessman I I would do I mean or AI so there's a there's a nice Reddit uh thread called is this ████ and they basically just like go down the line of like stuff that's marketed kind of sus and then the one for this people that have been there I mean they'll get it done and then they have to take um for the hair that wasn't
7:35 replaced then they have to like get on this prescription thing that keeps your hair you know like there's a bunch of different drugs that help with that oh cuz it'll stop growing again because if you if you have like male pattered baldness or let's say you have like hereditary baldness then you could still lose the hair that was naturally still there cuz they didn't that's what Elon did right what he he was bald like balding balding too yeah oh yeah that's one of those uh you're not balding you're just poor things yeah MCC did that ████ yeah LeBron did that ████ right did he yeah Elon LeBron Jeff Bezos front of him I think I forgot what he said he said something about his hairline one of the Championships he lost I forgot what it was yeah it was funny though but LeBron for real looked like that ████ was likeit he was like a ████ Kung Fu star he was just lucky that he's like 69 so you can't really
8:26 see it Kung Fu star glad I got a fix good for LeBron so he has a full lineup now he has a full like I mean it's still like more than a fourhead it's like a five head still but like that ████ was like a eight head all the way back yeah have you seen some of those like plastic surgery ones though oh yeah the plastic surgery ones look for sure ████ up those I think I don't know if I trust those I like it when they like really sculpt you here and you look all skinny but then you still got like a 300 lb belly yeah like this one this one's kind of gotten don't go cheap on this one's gotten around like people don't really really believe this one no I sent you that one remember cuz it was that was a um what do you call it April Fool's post it was fake yeah yeah yeah I was like isn't that just ████ Courtney Cox's husband David Aran or whatever they you a celebrity I like that's this ████ David AR yeah that's
9:17 crazy and then there's this one that's some ████ face off ████ I know there's this one too oh ████ off that was real what you believe it no way that's face tune little lip filler little dry cream that is a nope that is a yep doesn't work like that one on the left is like get the ████ out of here we ran out of food at my house the other one's like come inside I marry you I hope hang I hope JK ends up with followers that go do the istable hair thing that would be pretty cool to like know really firsthand if it's working or not yeah because like there's a lot of signs that show that like it's just cheaper hair plugs basically like you could do that here but everyone's going over to Turkey because so much cheaper and you get a vacation yeah apparently it's a the whole vacation is still cheaper than what is the comparison cuz
10:07 I don't know like cuz when Nadem told me like if he got veneers here and how much versus how much you saved that was like oh you you saved tens of thousands yeah like that is a big difference right so in America in America it's like 25 G's depending on uh see that's a Korean car right there that's like let's say let's say you get the premium top one that's like 25 12 to 25 GS for like the best work wow but then if you go to uh istan then yeah maybe it's like 5 to seven for the best yeah it might be golden retriever hair but you'll still look sick hey some golden rri have better hair than people beautiful hair all of them have better hair than or you get a down payment on a house the house appreciates pull a helck and then get your hair done damn house appreciates pull a heck buy a
10:58 plane put the drugs in the plane go to Turkey the drugs sell the plane oh no they have really crazy drug laws in Turkey you don't want to die buy two planes then don't buy any drugs this is where you're wrong my friend when it's the Middle East you buy camels duh put the drugs in the camels yep cuz they got a lot of Hump in the back love that trunk space my hump my hump that's pretty good man damn 5 to 7K though you know what I just need a smile I do despise it when your before and your after photo aren't comparable yeah it it makes it complicated to like really appreciate what you just went through like before photo like this after like it's it's just it's different you got to do the same thing I mean the guys in the beginning were good like they went from
11:49 incel to a007 that fool had a suit on he had a whole you could tell like he's happy let me ask you that is this let's see you guys got 20 G's and all of you guys are balding I'm shaving the rest of my head 20 G's would you rather spend the 20 G's on filling it well I know the answer for Steve filling up the hair or adding like 3 in to your height oo which one makes a dude sexier but ████ I rather just buy another house I don't have hair that I'm oh you say if I'm balding say everyone's Baldy in here and then so I think for dudes I can put myself in that head space cuz the mission is I want to make myself more appealing right so some dudes think oh it's through the hair some some chicks think it's through the ████ titties or whatever to make yourself more appealing if that 20 G to spin would you rather hair or 3 in
12:40 taller see I think it's I think for me it's hair because if I was to restore my hair then I feel like I'm going back to how I see myself versus I was never taller well the question is would you rather be bald and Tall or short ugly a ████ yeah like a lion hair bald and Tall bald and Tall or short and bushy Oh you mean like just genetically short and uncont bald for like five years of my life like I just skin Bal like shaved it so if I go bald I would just shave everything makesense and cuz it doesn't look odd so I'm not getting no ████ leg transplant dude I'm not getting taller or way you could gr and shave it but like a little bit and go full leonitis
13:30 M if you go full leonit then you got to ████ the soldier next to you though right but that was that's not what happened in 300 yeah not in the movie dude we're not talking historical we're not talking about your fantasies we're not talking about we're not talking about that that's what happened in real life not in the movies dude and you're next to me so don't do that well Joe come here
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