0:00 you see this little sixth grade girl just taking the family van out what the hell yeah and then they would slide that door open and they'll just be chucking newspapers out and Joe's like I want to be a part of that group literally I would chase them with the all my friends got paper root except for [Music] me there's an 8-year-old Ohio girl Ohio who drove to Target what oh and was shopping that's insane yeah police in Ohio reported that they found an 8-year-old girl shopping at a Target store after she took a car and drove there on busy roads well she was just running errands how does she even know how to do all that that's crazy what grade is eight third third third okay that's pretty young that's an insane amount of coordination there's no way ta could drive a car my my friend cuz you
0:51 Dro giant ass cars and trucks and can't reach over the dashboard my friend sister like a sixth grader when he had a paper route they I would see them in like a 18 van like those straight up you see this little sixth grade girl just taking the family van out what the hell yeah and then they would slide that door open and they'll just be chucking newspapers out damn yeah and Joe was like I want to be a part of that group literally I would chase him with the all my friends got paper R except for me everybody got a paper route dude so on uh this past Sunday morning Bedford Police took a call for a missing child as they began to investigate police also took a call concerning a small child driving east on Rockside Road it just matched the two together officers eventually found the car in the parking lot of a Target store Target store and police then found the child in the store
1:43 although the exact route the girl took is unclear Google Maps shows the store is more than 10 miles from where she was reported missing and it's about a 20 to 25 minute drive she's a good driver damn well the girl wasn't hurt but she did strike a mailbox apparently during her that was that was on purpose though yeah once she got the hang of it she was good once she got the clutch going she was like okay I know cuz in Ohio the freeways are open dude there's plenty of space to drive dude like at that point though if you're a cop and you find her it's like you're like more impressed than you are thinking about like there's anything wrong with this just normal ████ behavior in the midwest guys you learn how to drive when you're like five what that's what I hear a lot hell yeah you're you're like on the lawn mower and ████ at to you're steering that's because your parents are gone doing meth and stuff you got to do ████ anyway so you got to do the chores it's Ohio bro you're toddler going look at
2:35 the grass does anyone see this does anyone see this am I the only one looking at this they're pass out on the couch with needle marks so you're out here in the mow all right I'll ████ do it then oh what was some like Midwest ████ that you learned that you did that was very different from non- Midwest areas Drive properly oh you drive properly out there yeah yeah we're real good at it that's probably hell real though everybody La we're all main characters too I've seen more car crashes in the most open area i' lived in in my life Vegas they drive more aggressive that's what Steve says all the time you know what's crazy I don't feel it I not on our side of oh dude it's all over but I think there's no cars in Summerland that's why that's why there's no cars but then everywhere else I think well one I think there's a
3:25 lot of drunk driving and two there's not enough cars so you can pickup speed in La there's hella traffic all the time so you can't really pick up speed then in La there's never a day that goes by that I'm not seeing some weird car ████ or accident an accident yeah just too many people but for a big city I feel like it's pretty friendly cuz I've been to other places and the city is not even that big and everyone's mean I'm like why are you driving this mean but also at the same time if you drive correctly and by the rules and you come out here and you drive hella corrected by the rules you're ████ up the entire traffic that's true yeah you're assed out got to go with the flow of traffic but you're technically in the right what else is some uh some Midwest ████ oh man I I don't even know Midwest sucks bro is there food there like don't
4:16 make him think about it cuz aside from like St Louis barbecue or whatever right like I think most of the places I see are just chain restaurants like fast food or Denny's or whatever yeah besides like Mom and Pop ████ little diners but is there things like that that's like this is our ████ bies Midwest is ass that's Texas fracking fracking dude honestly you get like all the breakfast ████ for like if you think about like a homemade breakfast from like a ████ white ass grandma in the midwest biscuits gravy bacon all that kind of ████ I like that yeah it's that kind of you guys have Sonic right Sonic is there Sonics yeah yeah what's the Carl junor alternative Hardies yeah tons
5:06 of hardies Burger Kings all those places DQ have you been all up and down the Midwest yeah would you be able to like rank the states or cities like what is it like Missouri Kansas yeah Missouri Kansas Ohio illo Illinois which one's your favorite but Illinois is that mid oh yeah I guess it they all suck in different ways they're all like the same ████ man they're like you dve for a long time and there's corn fields on either side of you this tornado zone huh tornadoes then you hit a city and the city looks just like the other City you were at 80 ████ miles ago that's pretty funny actually and dude it's just it's so s█████ over there like when people were like oh yeah I visited St Louis once I'm like why the ████ were you there I was at a karate boot camp karate boot camp was inou of those
5:57 major cities in those midwest states which which one is the best and which one's the worst Kansas City's probably up there oh Missouri it's one of the best uh Kansas City's in both actually Kansas City Missouri it's in which one are you talking about the city itself is it's it's basically on the state line here's the city and then just kind of cutting half uh there's probably the most ████ to do it's the biggest one St Louis is the worst cuz it has the highest crime rate in the United States so it's the highest in the whole country right now damn what I didn't see the ghetto yeah more than Chicago more than anywhere sure what type of crime just anything everything crime violent crime and it's all white people doing it it's all the other s me to laugh you're wild man oh my aren't they both on a border those stou and City no uh wa no it's all black
6:53 people he's like right are you mad you made me say it the bait that you bit so hard on I went from a I landed at an airport there and then from there I went straight to like a university so I saw Nothing But Country yeah and I saw nothing but white folks so I didn't see any so you landed at the airport and you went to like probably uh some University I don't know probably like St Peters or some ████ it's like right on the outskirts of yeah and we stayed at the dorm there and we just did a karate camp and then I didn't get to go to actual St Louis yeah so good okay that's why you're still here it's all dude it's all yeah exactly all that white crime in St Louis is terrible dude it's white on white crime huh yeah man it's rampid rampid in them streets but uh yeah corn fields and
7:44 small ass towns and then you get a city every now and again they're all the ████ same Iowa Illinois what about the girls what are they like white that's it they don't have like there's nothing there's nothing interesting or different about most of them you go to college but then it's like it's the first time you see that ████ and you're like what the ████ you got to build up the courage you know what I'm saying first time I saw Al Latina I made her my girlfriend oh yeah that's right I made her my girlfriend I was like she walked in class I like that's is it just is it majority just white and black out there there's not that many other yeah I'm sure it's like a little more diverse now probably not by much though yeah I've been still how a couple times and not by much dude in Cleveland it's all just white and black folks did you see any Chinese restaurants there are just because it's a bigger city and there's more to do over there but still even in the bigger city it's
8:35 like okay this I'm sure this gets old quick I walked into an Italian restaurant and both white and black people turn turned around and looked at me it's it was a western like I'm like what is that like you kicked in the saloon doors they're the type of place where they were like what kind of Chinese are you they don't even know the word Asian yeah that's okay I like that yeah like that yeah I like to walk into a Waffle House and everyone goes wow I never seen one of you before are you so what what of the Midwest is is better than what we got over here on like the West Coast uh hospitality and absolutely dude yeah that's kind of huge right hospitality and kindness people are we I think and Pace too yeah you can actually
9:25 talk to someone not everyone's in a rush to go do yeah you got have a conversation with somebody for sure you would think kindness is such a high level thing that should be like a societal desire for everyone as a community no for sure but that's why you just mind your people and there you go you don't think La people are nice I like people over there I like over there I don't think they're nice like when you when you go walk into like a store or something the way they greet you the way they talk to you is so different out here just like they're trying not to talk to you everyone here hates their job ready autom yeah people over there seems like they take more pride in like the jobs that they have over there they just I remember I remember being at like like a rental I was like Hey like what's like what is there any good places to eat around here or whatever and then they like well let's find out together and they pulled out their Yelp well I like this and I and I'm like there's no way you there's no way you'll slow that
10:15 down in LA and la like I'll just go here here here here that's it okay go go sign here and you're like it's almost like get the ████ away from me to go you may not ask that question in La that's cuz everyone in La their their job is not what they love doing yeah they all wanted to be an actor they're all trying to do something else yeah or that's the apex of the job already versus being like unsatisfied because you're not somewhere you want to be that's what it feels like it just feels like when you talk to someone they're like I got better ████ to do whereas like maybe over there it's just like this is what I do yeah working class yeah they have pride in it cuz they could actually afford ████ too yeah that's true that's true yeah I think the diners are much better than here uh John Rockets you're just going to insult him right there yeah I'm sitting right here dude there's only one left in the west coast they're failing
11:07 miserably oh it's Johnny Rock in Little Tokyo right I think Melrose is like the one that I can think of Little Tokyo I think it's gone now is it I thought it was no is it not the one next to the Target by the Beverly Center they're opening a new Johnny Rockets are they and uh technically wrestling as Well's wrest oh Midwest has the best wresters wrestlers honestly that's what we're ████ really known for dude America America dude we're know for our ████ wrestlers really yeah I would love to go to wrestling show out there
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