0:00 [Music] so there's some different supermarkets which are testing this new pay technology um basically you just pay for your groceries this is the walk out one kind well no it's even better it's like whole uh whole foods right no no amazon stores amazon stores specifically have these like amazon stores where you just like scan in your um like prime membership or whatever yeah you walk in you take stuff off the office yeah because that's it's all sensor based yeah and there's cameras and ████ and then you just walk out and it just automatically charges scans it as you put it in the cart yeah i heard a whole food just gonna do that soon because amazon owns whole foods yeah wow yeah so you don't have to check out it's just it just knows what you're doing once you enter the space because of your phone that's a little spooky yeah but how would they know the weight of the vegetables that's the one i always don't know maybe maybe there's maybe there's like scales in the carts
0:52 i didn't think of that scales and the trays too maybe it's maybe it's a trust thing because you know i was thinking like with all these self-checked out like kiosks right i'm thinking the theft must be so much more now because it's so much easier to be like i'm gonna scan this but i won't scan this how often do you guys do this i ████ do it all the time no i mean i paid for all the time well it sounded like the opposite it's completely different all the time i thought i thought he just went in cargo pants and he's like this goes in here oh there's that cargo guy again who wears cargo shirts anymore somehow has the cargo jingles that are no longer around them bananas come in my pockets yeah just the rave pants yeah but i'm always thinking about it right because i'm like no one's actually watching me when the person goes to check your receipt they
1:43 don't even check how many items you got in this they're just like highlighter here you go you want to know the smartest way to police that is uh because because these amazon fresh markets are technically mostly like upscale like white people they'll tell on you they don't need security that's the real honor system i just saw that guy with the cargo put a bunch of oranges and then you incented and you incentivize snitching yeah you incentivize yeah you get a free ten dollar amazon gift card for every person you snitch out and one didn't pay for their muffins yo just get stitches though it's true so no it's not the amazon uh fresh type of technology it's actually pay face technology i don't like that yeah they're testing it right now in brazil i don't know why specifically brazil are trying it out in
2:33 supermarkets but you pay with a smile you gotta scan your face on a thing like what if you scowl so it's the same thing as a regular market except like once everything's been scanned and the totals on the screen you just go and it goes so it's like saving your face is like the billing information or whatever exactly that's kind of like your phone right like you could unlock your phone with your face yeah it's exactly like that what if there's look-alikes cause that's your that's why you guys smile because look people won't be able to duplicate your exact smiles maybe maybe twins can do it actually it's kind of actually terrifying right because like these companies so let's look at the bigger grand scale picture like amazon isn't an e-commerce company their data company right tesla is not a car company their data company so imagine like all this facial recognition that they're picking up this
3:23 is like super blade runner-esque where like a crime could happen and like your face resembles this other person and then they instantly arrest you kind of thing because like facial recognition isn't a hundred percent yeah like imagine like like everyone everyone in the world has a doppelganger or multiple doppelgangers of them around the world even elon musk does yeah dude yeah so it's pretty interesting that they're gonna do that uh kind of funny too if you're not in the mood to when you're painting sir you have to smile luna went down freaking finances declined anyway yeah you can't buy no groceries yeah that's crazy you know as like in the crypto space we want to be more anonymous
4:14 borderless we're going completely against that we're now we're checking out their facial recognition like when when is it that that we as as people say all right man that you guys got too way too much i mean i mean they they see my face when i'm like on pornhub like from my phone but like but like where's the light you know where's the light you know those you know those porn sites where like you didn't know it was taking cookie so then you sign on you're like how did it know i liked all these things i didn't even type anything yet [Laughter] it remembers your last visit it's like oh yeah here's some freaking new ones that the one you like and now you're scrolling dude they're both um not actually opposite but they're in the same direction with uh so like the borderless and um anonymous i think for crypto the ultimate goal is convenience and
5:04 scanning your face the ultimate goal is convenience dude ████ that though i don't think it's convenient i don't think convenience is the ultimate goal is it because i think for people for the consumer right like if you're like when you're going like this yeah people like this because you don't have to press something eight times right so with crypto same thing like you could buy anything anywhere without government regulation it's just if i have a transaction between you and me why do i need escrow why do i need a broker or an agent that's the also the anonymous part of it i don't think that like convenience at least for what i understand about crypto the appeal is not necessarily that it's convenient it's that it's saying ████ the government and ████ the fed yeah like so it's that's that's the convenience convenience there is going around the government time they could read every transaction on the blockchain too yeah i think the bigger conversation is who owns that data yeah because of web3 and crypto technically you own that data
5:55 it's interfacing with your wallet you're the one that shares the information right right but like in the web we'll call it web 2 world the amazons the facebooks you are the product and they collect the data and they own the data so they're all new they don't they effectively so they can figure out how to get you to buy more they can kind of see your patterns even like on your apple maps the tracks where you go they're like oh this guy likes to go to 7-eleven every morning at 8am let's start selling them some more 7-eleven kind of things right yeah and everything they like to go to zion they must be they might they like to go camping let's sell them some camping rei ████ you know what's your ideal uh pay method would you like it if it if it took a photo of your fight stance did they make fun of you after it's really you it's like faces one stance is two what about some good old-fashioned bartering dude just go into the store
6:46 and be like i'll give you 10 peanuts for that one banana that's a good deal yeah you know parker rick do some bartering dude some grassroots bartering because the more convenient things get it has to invade your privacy more sure yeah right like like like elon musk talks about our thumbs are what's limiting the bandwidth right so if you want what you're thinking to happen then this needs to be in your brain yeah so it's good that's like the ultimate invasion of privacy where it invades your your your body yeah your body that's true because if you're like a homesteader out in the middle of nowhere it is the least convenient way to live but the most anonymous yeah yeah yeah because you got to get your water you're not tapped to the grid you gotta you gotta make your own food yeah they don't know how many tomatoes you have i'm just gonna go amish you gotta go full amish amish dude full almost yeah crypto needs to go home
7:36 [Laughter] and ████ come on dude decentralized dude you know they don't pay taxes really yeah they don't pay taxes no because they um they argued a long time ago that they don't receive any of the government services so why should they pay taxes that's a good point because they're like they don't need any of the electricity they don't need any of anything like how do we just claim amish don't claim amish i think a bunch of people try with their ████ sovereign citizens would i put that on my w-2 do you feel on me come on you identify as amish none of these government services you gotta take a test yeah it's all ████ up so you get a tooth get tooth egg now you get pulled out yeah that's that's fine it's like blood support there you go you don't look like commissioner [Laughter]
8:28 grow my beard out are you guys more for like convenience or privacy or where are you guys there's a balance there's definitely a balance it's not anybody scanning my face yeah i feel like being sold the things that i didn't know existed that i want yeah i sort of like it but that's what google is though google like if you guys ever checked your google preferences where they create your personality and they're able to track all the things that you're interested in whether you're single whether you're married like whether you're a father they can track every little thing and it's like a hundred points and it's it's pretty fascinating when you read through it you realize how well their algorithm is to know exactly who you are oh my god and that's why they could predict when you need like you know yeah ████ tampons or something in your instagram ads at least for me i don't know about you guys yeah nick your ████ tampon subscription is coming in it's good ████ like there's this classic case that what
9:18 happened was this dad was getting really mad at target for serving his daughter ads about diapers and stuff like that like what are you trying to say like my kids shouldn't be having a kid right now she's a teenager and then so what actually the way the algorithm worked was it was able to see based on her search history that she's more predisposed to becoming a mother is it because she was hispanic and from bellflower maybe imagine that's all you need and so she was being served these ads for formula and diaper and so she ended up revealing to her father yes she was pregnant oh ████ so that's how good these are she shouldn't have bought the pregnancy test with wi-fi on it the bluetooth ones are good though there's so many there's so many of those test things that connect to your phone now i'm like why is this really yeah we
10:08 connected wi-fi pregnancy there's covet tests that are like have like an app and ████ like that like i don't need a ████ code test for them you know right now we have this whole reverse weighed situation in supreme court so what a lot of women figured out was there's this menstrual cycle thing that's connected to your app right you're like disconnected because now they're gonna know when you're menstruating and potentially pregnant like it could open up this whole can of worms so we live in this crazy like interconnected society today and then at what point do we say okay this is way too much we've just got to go a little bit more amish i want to go full robot full amish full robot but in the amish neighborhood so you're just going to be figured it out robot jebediah he's good he's going to be the most explained i don't care i'm good he's going to be the like most hated
10:59 person in that community because he's just like flaunting his just like check out my new robot you're in the amish community but he's not even posing he's just like he's just like i'm just gonna be close enough to annoy you everyone's plowing their land with the horse and you just see joey [Laughter] [Music] you
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