0:00 [Music] surprised we still get news out of russia oh this is this is the the news that we need to report because if we don't report this people will find out and then people won't learn is this is this going to be the downfall of the russian empire i won't go that far but definitely definitely the downfall of uh anyways does putin have hemorrhoids now or something that's news no no no we have jk people on the field there yeah that'll be so dope that's steve steven's on the field like the most unqualified person in the middle of the war we're gonna stick out so where's brittany grimer that's what he says so a body of a woman uh-huh was eaten by 20 pet cats holy ████ after she died at her residence she's so she
0:52 was like a cat if you're gonna die around 20 cats that are starving whoever you asked you asked for it she probably loves those cats this could happen anywhere else it needs to be russia the opinion of jk well it's like if you're gonna die in front of your hungry cats stop looking so tasty i heard that if you died like with the dog they won't eat you but if you die with a cat they will yeah oh really dogs won't eat you i don't know what if they're really hungry that's because cats are efficient and they understand how the world works you know what i mean you think a cat person that's like i have to nowadays so in this shocking incident right uh this woman was allegedly eaten by her 20 maine ████ cats those are expensive really how much what's the street price like i had a i had a client that got theirs actually shipped from maine and it was
1:48 he's all excited he was like oh i'm going to get my amazon friend today and she's like oh anybody not familiar with a maine ████ cat they're so pretty they're very nice they're very very very pretty dude they would destroy my allergy yeah i feel like there's only like five versions of cats there's the garfield looking one there's that ████ one there's that have you seen the short leg cats yeah they're so cute but i feel like they're in constant pain would you wear cat fur anthony if it would if it looked dope as ████ like it was like a north face jacket and the collar was like the partial remains were found inside the residence and it was surrounded by hungry cats after initial investigation they were still hungry after that ████ cat for a dude no one would dog further what if it was kenji's aesthetic yeah kind of like in front of a fireplace they put a tiger there but
2:39 then you just do a cat oh yeah yeah but at least with a tiger at least you have that like coverage with a tiny cat it's like this it's this tiny little rug in the middle no you do like [Laughter] that's like a small bear yeah it's a little maintenance this is a little lamb or sheep right a little maine ████ right there they're fluffy dude i'm vegan dude i don't you're talking about all right um so hold for a corporate center is that really how it sounds when you edit because you're making really exciting sounds yeah i just like making sounds too got it he's trying to be like the police academy the black guy yeah michael winslow no carl winslow actually people don't know it's the same guy the only sound he makes go home carl winslow did die hard first and then
3:30 he got that job from the inspiration of that right yeah i think so he was about to quit acting oh wait no and crocodile dundee was a limo driver right who became a cop in the sequel but he all looked like the same uniform i'm thinking about the limo driver in die hard but that was the kid right yeah yeah that guy was cool too man so about this cat coat you're wearing um yeah you're going go and show us your uh your cat fur there it is nice so in joe malia you wear cat for everyone okay everyone gets a throw rug do they even make cat fur coats like i'm not going to google that right now that's what you're going to do open your tour browser i don't know if i'd still be allergic to it well this was like this was like a standard this was like when i was watching 101 dalmatians as a kid and thinking i'm like is cruella deville really gonna kill a hundred mini dogs to make one coat or one i knew she was yeah
4:20 but like why why wouldn't she just kill big dogs and cause puppy for a softer and she wants the dots on there yeah you're right the fact that you knew that that's very cute of you i was a fan of hers oh cruella deville i kind of liked her i actually really enjoy her as an evil villain for all the disney ████ her movie was really good was it emma was it the emma stone one yeah i liked it i thought it was great it got me into fashion there's a spin-off of just her live action it's like it's her it's her prequel it's like how she changes and it's kind of fire you know it is kind of fire i'm also i kind of like it so then you go you know what gorilla i understand why you want to kill dalmatians and i'm with you yeah is there really a way you can empathize with her yeah yeah oh yeah dude only one yes i only watched the beginning ████ start out as anne frank and then grows up do you want spoilers are you gonna watch that or do you want some spoilers
5:23 as a person well i just i just have hardcore opinions about things i don't know got it it's most of america in the beginning you might have seen this but basically it's actually uh uh somebody else who like makes these two older dominations kind of like attack her was it her mom yeah and push her mom over there yeah so it's not really the dog's fault it's like the dog's master that commanded them so then it creates this kind of like association to do the thing with like it's it's really the blame is on owners right you guys have to watch it but he gave you a good rundown yeah but that's that's not spoiling the story but that sets it up because obviously it goes from her as a backstory she's not evil and those are actually my favorite stories about bad people that they're not just born evil and there's just some sort of ████ anticipation i want to watch it because i i think it connects to it man 5. mike tyson back part of the extended man universe yeah and she actually ████ up a man
6:14 yo the budget for the most recent it man have you guys seen all the it man yeah i love them i feel like the most recent ones it looked like the budget started just doing this so bad was like recession it man look like they were rushing yeah i think the first one was the best one i disagree first one was the most like emotional this one with the ████ dude's head right here dude and that dude that came from northern china he was like bad ass yeah and then two three four five he becomes a little ████ ████ yeah his character argues he gets tamed he gets tamed yeah he was so badass in that one yeah i liked him as a feral ████ warrior i love the scene where mike tyson is breaking all the windows yeah also it's crazy to see like donnie ends like he just it looks like the botox works but then it also looks like he's really old and it's like his face is starting to fall it's kind of crazy didn't he get sick
7:05 or was that jet lag that's really crazy too he got sick in real life jelly's like look like super old like recent pictures and stuff because he like had some disease or like some genetic conditioning yeah yeah so because he because you remember what like what jetley looked like and when he was like starting all in all his movies and then like recent pictures he's like baldy looking he's got like these round glasses it's like this guy justin baez exactly like him was jelly in shanxi no he wasn't in something semi recently romeo almost died three [Laughter] i miss aliyah it's ████ up that they ain't kissed though i was like i thought it was kissed the whole time i was like you guys have to kill there was so much tension yeah there's so much sexual tension she's probably like nah i i think i think she would have been down actually i think that i think there was a huge gap but that that never stopped that's not really an issue right i mean didn't stop our kelly is what i'm
7:56 thinking but you know like that's a good reference what a great way to equip this wonderful i hope we are all compared to our kelly one kill one just pissing on kids about to save he pissed off wait i think they got married uh aaliyah and kelly yeah they did yeah yeah so she's used to age gap she she drank a lot of pee too so oh that's the connection yeah she's got some age gaps that's why yeah she's accustomed to it so she's like this is cool i'm into it this is fine with me she's really yeah that really went there cool but that is that is so because you're asking the right questions yeah no i i i totally forgot actually was married on kellyanne i just figured she was like 15 years she was underage it was wasn't it like an illegal like thing no i think it's like you can legally man i think her parents signed off on that and she during that period she made the
8:47 song aj nothing but a number and it was for our character too oh my god meanwhile this 2021 article that came out uh from the new york times like r kelly sexually abused aaliyah when she was 13 or 14 a witness says witness was a former backup dancer uh let's forget the cats you just made it to real what the ████ what do you mean what the ████ stop dude new york times i wasn't gonna search cat fur let's back up to this ████ coat you're wearing and it's got cat ████ also why were these cats still hungry if they ate her i'm looking at our kellyanne area right now it's really hard to go back guys isn't that the thing when you're when you die the cats eat your face first because the easiest to like it's really maybe like because you're wearing clothes yeah
9:38 sometimes you die with nothing but a helmet on you know they'll still go for your face are you going to die with a motorcycle you're like catching my ████ face they're not going to get my brain i mean if uh it was the old superman it was old superman movie with kevin spacey it's that one it's one of those movies where he's lex luthor where he's lex luther something like that where there was like two cats and then in a house and then one of them ████ eats the other one what one cat eats the other cat yeah never mind anyways that happens because same the same thing it's like once once uh the owner dies or something like that and the cats are left in the house eventually there's some sort of cannibalism they regress to like yeah yeah they gotta eat cat's gotta be hungry you know everybody's gotta i mean humans do it too right yeah yeah yeah so this isn't a story 20 cats eat their dead owner when they're stuck but also have less cats and that's the end of the
10:29 video oh yeah have less cats would 20 would 20 passengers in a plane crash eat the one dead pilot sure yeah yeah you do eat them you have to that's what anthony says all i'm saying is we would all start with bart ask first you think i think that would be why ask first because let's just stand up stand up nah stand up we're gonna objectify i'm a person [Music] you
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