0:00 [Music] so as everybody knows um it's kind of a sausage fest so we thought we would try to review a fashion from the met gala from the eyes of a bunch of dudes in a room that's a great dress that's the most normal dress i've seen so far that's a versace that's a 2021 versace i think she's so badass the queen by the way if you guys try to ask me who the ████ these people are i will kill all of you that's michelle that's michelle yo that's michelle yellow i know that's michelle yo but bro it's gonna get nuts that's actually a better game we just show steve different people and we're like who's that steve she's like all asians tomorrow never dies ████ she was great but yo yo meryl streep that also knows how to do karate yeah mm-hmm mel streep does
0:51 karate dude also michelle kind of fine though yeah she's super find it you ever see tomorrow event tomorrow yeah ████ it all right here we go ready all right ooh russell is that russell westbrook that's russell westbrook is everyone dressed he likes wearing dresses no he's like a monopoly man from the waist up why the top hat though but he's one of those blinds those are the blinds that you get when you first move in and you don't have blinds and you go to ikea to get the the wiggle covers the cheapest ones and he's wearing some striped socks huh hey honestly i ████ with the sock the sock choice with the the left stride i i ████ the doctor sue ████ i don't like the hat though the hat got to go everything else you don't like top hats yeah you're a doctor what about a beanie what about a carhartt i actually think russell's outfit's dope the outfit's good i think it's good no hat though no hat you like men in dresses it's different man it's like a kilt it's like
1:42 it's stylish you know i went to a wedding i had a buddy who got married and like i guess he had a killton or whatever and i showed up and i saw him in a dress and i left if i am wearing a kilt i'm wearing no underwear that's what i think because i'm like this is kind of gross he's probably not wearing underwear anybody's butt just leaking out i'm wearing no underwear because i believe i should breathe whoa that's stuff that's tiana taylor and that one model right yeah shannon says she discovered her who shannon bedroom yeah what do we think of the outfit what's the thing on her face it kind of reminds me of pinhead yeah from hellraising alopecia right that's what the skin is called that is that that's what jada has right i'm sorry dude lock the door if smith comes in here i'm gonna be ████ sad we're talking yeah he's being scientific about alopecia he's gonna ████ up all the comedians alopecia is one of my favorite
2:32 rappers by the way his mixtape is really good he's really good he's getting out there yo that ████ headwear ████ is sick though dude is the met gala the place where you try to have like the most cutting edge of fashion oh yeah yeah it's it's it's historically a very like fashionable you gotta start a conversation with what you're it's like the hunger games hang out this ain't that bad though is there is there like a theme per year yeah what was that it's like don't get punched in the face by by by blue collar america what's the theme oh ████ i forgot what it's guilded age yeah it was not gilded age but it was like gilded glam or something is that janelle monae who's that was that jada you told me no right he said he's gonna kill us but i don't really know what janelle looks like but yes we think of the outfit this one's pretty this one's popping isn't that a chain male for a knight
3:24 the medieval thief or like a medieval nun or something you know sister sister dude the crusades you guys feeling crusader crusading you ████ who's that oh this is the one that's under dispute why that's too far away is that alicia keys it's alicia keys that the person that designed this which is ralph lauren i think stole this from an asian designer whoa like they're away or some ████ it's opposite day because usually you know it's a lot of asians stealing the designs does this look like every ████ dress or whatever can you zoom back out
4:15 it's the city it's the cityscape yeah it's the cityscape on the cape uh i didn't see this the city's cape yes i had the biggest cruise ship people are like really going off on that one right now really yeah but i mean who knows you ████ thief i mean if you are jacking fashion ideas and putting it on that guy it is kind of ████ up but if it was opposite day that would be interesting to know it's just their jacket it's all good they're just jacking it from the wrong direction basically you can't jack down i'm a fan uh wait do you guys know what the matt gallagher jack off it's like a charity thing i think it's true i think you paid like 30 grand and then you get to go to a dinner seat don't you get invited what do you do you yeah is that deontay oh i wouldn't be able to eat dinner in that outfit dude i'ma have mustard all over
5:05 he definitely looks like the healer in the larp group that is a lot that's doctor strange you guys see rogue one you guys see the guy dark vader's ████ yelling at the whole time he's ripping it i'm over here looks like lamar odom goddammit i don't know who that is [Laughter] there's something about like the all-whiteness and it's blending that almost makes it not stand out in a certain view cape is interesting though and it's pretty dope though that's pretty cool because it's not it's not all white pretty good it doesn't necessarily feel like uh it made a different kind of noise that's just like catholic priest white though it's gleaming a catholic priest i wish they could do a drunken master when jackie chan ends up in that old white yeah and he fights everybody he fights the chain guy who goes you like the dress abraham lincoln and the dress oh russell
5:55 westbrook yeah and the dr seuss i think it's more unique and more fresh like this one's been done all right it looks it looks like capes are in this year all right it looks like night that's what it looks like moon night ████ yeah it looks like midnight yeah it's moon night 100 midnight oh is that cardi b what is she wearing one little what is that one you tell me pal it's confetti i like the next look like a pinata confetti dress that looks kind of normal huh it doesn't look like it doesn't it doesn't matter it does look a little tame this year doesn't seem that like too crazy so far because that looks like a vma dress i thought it was a vma or whatever i saw one of the kardashians where a backwards baseball cap and a veil have you seen that one that was supposed to be uh that's what is the word like homage to virgil abloh what the ████ does that mean he's the guy that passed away he's the guy that created the uh homage virgil hablo i don't care i
6:46 literally don't know what that means virgil abloh is a creative designer who passed away recently who was a creative director designer of uh legendary streetwear designer he also created off-white and he uh he did all the um created off-white huh yeah he created off-white that's ████ crazy okay this beautiful this is crazy the ████ is that that's some crazy ████ he looks like a ████ fish in a sea dude that's gerald level is that not jared little no everyone's jared let out this ████ i swear to god i swear to god half the guys look like this no man that's a ████ sea an enemy that's just ████ acupuncture i think it's some model it's not jared how does he eat dinner he looks like a lion fish you know what i'm talking about dude how does he sit down i mean how do you eat dinner how does he get out of a car this forgot all his nerves activated with the ████ needles and ████ he's dry needling around this is like in maximum overdrive if this church organ got sentient this is like a fish and this is like
7:36 their defense mechanism imagine a deal with the tuning fork just ████ right next to them this whole body's vibrating is there any video game characters that you would compare them to this guy's gills of a fish final fantasy characters you could compare them to even final fantasy wouldn't go this far because this is too much trouble to render you look like a screen saver it just makes me want to push all the needles in just want to push them up imagine if someone was wearing the grape outfit you know like big old balloons everywhere and stood next to this guy or what if you just threw a tomato and it just got stuck he's a skewer yeah he looks like a comic book villain but i can't imagine them ever at home he's hanging out nobody wants to draw that again for a second panel no or a different angle how do you go to a store and then you see that suit of needles hanging you're like that's the wood it's in a store a retail store it's at the gap he
8:29 it's like both spectacular and also like way too far on like the style over comfort but you know what goal achieved yeah goal achievement goal achieved is he wearing just underwear because all i i think he's naked with gray boxers what you ████ didn't know is he's actually wearing vaccine needles pieces oh yeah that's a statement piece oh that's how many boosters you need sponsored 72 degrees 69 degrees baby along the coast whatever but here you go oh you don't you don't like this this is not one of your favorites wow oh that's kind of a normal one too yeah who is that she has a nice uh front because it's just a big old you that
9:19 goes i don't even know who oh there you go that's a jessica chastain or something right we know a lot of celebrities bro we've been pretty good ████ about we've been doing pretty good so far who's that is that jared little everybody's doing that everyone looks like jared leto here why is that the style now his shoes look comfortable yeah and i swerve that's what's wow madonna that's jessica chastain right yeah it looks cool i think that's madonna i'm a gentleman that's madonna i like the matching headpiece you like it yeah like kind of genie look yeah a little bit a little bit she looks like she's going to tail some fortunes yeah yeah she does so actually yeah that's pretty good okay that's cool she looks like cotton candy is that tessa thompson bro it almost looks like eighteen the train
10:09 bit steve is stressed out that's a lot of dressing up at the bottom you sit here remember all these names she's a cotton candy that is cotton candy it's got a very classical vibe you like it i mean your big trains are always like the statement right for entering it's very tricky anywhere it's it's grandeur and it matches like your your aura right do they have a dress handler as they walk through yeah they have a whole team some people do hopefully they're wearing a mask but while everyone else does yeah it's just held by ████ amazon that's jared leto with russell brand yeah wow no those are the it's jared leto and joaquin phoenix from i'm not i'm still here those are the two twins from matrix too yeah slice your throat they dyed their hair it's the watchosky sisters it's like hey remember them then here's them now so who's the needle guy he's that model girl no one might told you everybody's jared
10:59 leto dude who is that i mean it's like she just looks dapper joke this also looks like really sexy armor the great gatsby era the dapper dress cool but like again like after seeing all those crazy s████ it kind of just makes you feel nothing right yeah feel nothing dang cause the other one was acupuncture does that make this down hasn't magnified i mean because you know that's the assignment right yeah i'm a fan of her that's that's pretty yo i like her ████ shoulder things man she looks like some ████ um golden uh like what do you call it like a eagle feathers yeah yeah she's like a valkyrie from thor yeah it looks like this is my favorite one so king arthur and the knights of justice yo but the guy in the back though that's like some ████ bull fighter ████ dude who's that the matador yeah we'll never know they never got a picture of them i wanna i want a coat like that do you would you put tiff in this one i don't know
11:49 i don't think she would wear that i could actually crush her ass dude yeah that's too fabulous oh interesting how the ████ is that who's that is that ████ looks like a square oh that's the chick from the uh eternals yeah she's the shoulder face uh uh crazy restrictions or the one chick from return what's her name again god i should know my age who gives a ████ let's ████ talk i gotta rip my asian peeps man start with fashion it looks like she's she's behind a table and like selling things yeah yeah she's like you're gonna do a puppet show no she's got a puppet show built in huh yeah she would put some socks on tell where her waist and how to buy items from hey i like your outfit it looks like a real puppet show there [Laughter] i mean that's a cool idea for sure yeah but pop out it looks like uh like like the beginning of oh at vegas when the ████ curtain is about to go into a hot air balloon i like the utility like some shelving if you need yeah yeah put your drink right here
12:39 yeah very cool oh that's your that's just a crop top yeah that's so normal very simple anthony who is that i have no idea is that gwen stefani that's gwen stefani tell us who it is i want to say madonna just ████ hates us for asking everything it's eli roth it's clean love is important that's clean but it's not it doesn't look like met gala like that that was actually movies what the ████ is that chandelier who is that yo she looks like a ████ is that laugh dude is that transparent at her crotch whoa oh okay that's interesting mission accomplished i think she's a lamp some crotch curtains i think oh she's the lamp from uh ████ a christmas story oh i thought you could say lumiere from yeah yeah the live action the only other lamp man i'm not trying to ████ none of these
13:29 girls though as usual joe's like they're all madonna he's like put that matador in the back hell yeah oh there you go that's the virgil i didn't know it was a ████ homage to a magi that changes everything he made off-wired and then she has off he's the creative director for uh louis vuitton right before he passed away right on oh mr reynolds oh wait wait there's a way better picture of her yeah so she shows up she shows up like that with that dress and then she actually drops the waist like ████ hunger game style and then it turns into this beautiful blue giant like uh lengthy train yeah see that's that's what you want it was like a like you know like those hologram cards where you see one character and you flash it the other yeah i thought that's what happened so this was fresh blake lively killed that i think i think this looked good yeah yeah that's fine
14:20 i think i would probably wear some boring ████ like ryan reynolds yeah oh yeah you guys the other crazy ████ is ████ crazy yeah i'd wear that i would wear what ryan reynolds wearing but i'll have a uh area that's cut where my dick is and that would come out and put some chain mail that yeah yeah chainmail's fire that's a that his statement's cool too because he's like no it's about my date so he just like kind of mmm yeah i like when concord i see joe made it about his dick see see that's the difference there's the bonus material right there that's what hatter wouldn't even go up with me because she's behind the scenes she's going to make my suit pete davidson that's it by the way this is the last one how come kim they're not she usually makes a statement dude she showed up last year as a shadow because her point is that they are the statement yeah oh there's already so much being said no matter how they show up show up in a trash bag like a whole body was taped up yeah yeah
15:11 yeah that was a shadow did kanye come to this one or was he like they're gonna be there i'm not going honey connie did come to this one you didn't see him no he came with an lcd screen strapped here with the the ray j kim video oh i'm just playing the whole ████ time kanye kanye did show up to megalo one time uh into just a dickies jacket that was like 40 bucks and that was that was a statement which it's called bro took our idea all right well there it is we reviewed the who won i got to say that i really appreciated ryan's fashion judgment yeah you guys actually know fashion and i was like oh okay you guys actually know what you're talking yeah man i'm really proud of you guys who won okay who was the best one ████ gwyneth paltrow dude whoever's garments were the most cruelty free when the patrol the most memorable one to me was acupuncture boy yeah yeah for sure that was very lightweight so the careful boys declare off jared leto the winner yeah because
16:02 that's ████ no that is how you explain what the met gala is all right fine i like it i like it he looks like hellraiser i hated him oh yes that's what it was i was thinking about that i was like i see a movie title but i didn't know what it was i guarantee i could see something in the pacific ocean that matches like that full yeah well it should be cleaned up it should be cleaned up immediately and thrown away extinct [Music]
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