0:00 [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Guess what? Today we're going to respond to a video. Very rare occurrence. Oh, wow. That's new. So, we're going to trust the editors to put the video in in the video. That'd be so sick. Thank you, editors, for in advance. Thank you so much. Do we have to provide them a link or something? Yeah, we put the link in. Dude, look at that. Dude, you're missing some great comedy. Oh, Peta's doing prop comedy right now, dude. She just me over, dude. Check this out. A Christian husband's response to cheating. Can't wait. We're going to watch this. What the hell are we looking at? First of all, the lady, it's a woman. Okay, take it easy. I've been cheating on him for 3 years. That's right. With his best friend. We had two kids, three and six years old. And he could have walked away.
0:50 Should have walked away. Could have. And when all this came out, and I hid it for 3 years in the church. How the ████ did they not know? When all of this came out, he looked at me and listen, a good therapist knows your feelings are valid. And you can feel all of those things. He was mad. He was hurt. Love the music. He was confused. He was disoriented. All those things were still true. None of that was underscored or not a part of his experience. But what was also a part of his experience because he had been submitting and surrendering to the Lord so faithfully for so [Music] long was he literally looked at me and all I expected him to do was exactly
1:40 what every man had done in my life, my dad, all these other men was to leave. And instead he looked at me and he said, "Casey, I don't know how to not love you." That is when Jesus became my Lord. So she converted after this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She had a woo moment and then so she decided to become Christian now. Yeah. She was like, "Thank God he didn't leave me. I'll I'll believe in the Lord in Jesus." Yeah. Yeah. But she's been going to church. Yeah. But now I really believe. She was like, "Holy sh holy, holy, holy Lord God Almighty." Yo, why is it that like Yo, let's talk
2:33 relationship. Yo, what's the deal with cheating? Let's break down relationship. Let's talk about cheating today. Why is it so tight? You can't even get your legs in the ████ What are you talking about? Arm rest is like, dude, fake sitting. That's fake sitting. Don't call me out. Don't call me out. He's squatting right now. You can't be a youth pastor. You're not sitting right. This was like this far away from your chair. Listen, you guys got to stand and deliver right now. Do a turn. Do a turn. Do a turn. You really can't. Dude, he's so tall, dude. Doing every I'm doing everything I got. You're standing basically. You look so uncomfortable. I look sick though. Yeah, he looks pretty cool. Dude, the You know what hurt? You know what like the dagger was? The when she said and I thought he was going to leave like every other man
3:23 has in my life. Like the victim mentality. ████ you earned it. Yeah, there's a pattern and it's you. It's called you cheat on him for 3 years with his best friend. With his best friend. She made sure to rub that in. Doesn't she look like the bad guy in Pocahontas? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. And she didn't say she stopped. She just said I I started thinking the little She looks like the bad guy in Pocahontas. Also too to to really rub it in good. She's like that's when I fell in love with another man named Jesus. While he was submitting and submitting and taking it and taking it. Bro, you're saying that's not saying that's the bad guy. Are you saying that's not her? Oh ████ You're ████ I got it. Look at that. That's a match, dude. Look, it's even the same
4:14 expression. It's the female version, dude. That's the freaking I know Disney IP. When I say you know you're Disney, but Ryan goes to Disney alone a lot. Your mental library is one of those cool guys. Copyright infringement, dude. He's part of the biker gang at Disney. Also looks like Se Snape, but he's part of the pin gang at Disney. They exchange pain. Catch up with the pin stop by the entrance. The victim mentality is insane. It's insane, dude. Jesus. Jesus can do all things like get me out of trouble. Yeah, dude. It's true, dude. I just want to I wish we could cut to this ████ just like sucking his best friend's dick while she's telling the story like over and over. How did she fake? This is what I don't get, right? Is she had she had two kids. So, how did she fake the ████ pregnancy? No, no, no, no. She has two kids with her husband, a three-year-old and
5:05 six-year-old. She decided to cheat. Weird. So, it sounds like she made kids cuz I was like, damn, that sounds like a crazy He must be dumb. Like, she's pregnant here. And she's like, I'm just gaining weight. It's like It's like It's like It's like if Gio cheated on part with you. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's awful. I want to puke. Exactly. Yeah, that's awful. See, but that's not the same thing because this ████ doesn't give a ████ She's using an excuse, dude. Dude, that's almost verbatim. Remember the story I told you about my friend who had cheated and uh hooked up with like an underage like basically became a sex offender and went to jail. That's almost random how the forgiveness came. Wow. The church forgave. No, it was Jesus came down from the ████ space and then forgave them. Dude, Jesus, if I was Jesus, I'd be pissed. It's so convenient. I'd be so mad. Hey guys, real quick. Hand up. No, Jesus loves this type of stuff cuz it gives him something to do. Yeah. Yeah. He's bored.
5:56 Jesus loves a project, bro. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is why I think like I'm always like, "Oh man, maybe I'll be Christian again." And then I see ████ like this and I'm like, "I don't want to go back to church." Cuz they're filled with ████ like this. Whatever church she's at, I'm not going. So many of them. Whoever put the backtrack there is a sick ████ Yeah. You're an ████ You're an ████ Okay. My question to you guys, this is tight. You think this is like great content? So my question is, do you think cuz you know sometimes on like certain people they just post like fake podcasts. Yeah. They're not talking to anybody. So they can just they like okay they can get one point down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Homie that was like Taran. You think that was a real You think that was a real tier? You think that was a produced tier? He just was like that was by Zen. You think that's real? You think he's like literally like tearing up world? It's easy to find guys like that though at church. Yeah. You do a church podcast. Everybody's going to cry by every Dude, it's a circle jerk of like
6:48 Yeah. It's always a circle jerk of like how did God grant your wish? Oh, like it's never It's not real Christianity. It's always like Did God give me? Yeah. It's competitive. And if God let you out of your ████ Oh, that I believe in the Lord cuz I don't have to take accountability cuz my cousin forgave me for ████ his best friend all the every single day. Yeah. Yeah. It's like how much who got away with the biggest crime? She did. And that and then that's like how you that's how you exalt Jesus. Like, yo, for my Jesus, let me kill a dude. It's like that. What church you go to? Damn. No way. I've had Jesus. Yeah. Wow, Jesus forgives. He died for our sins, so we better sin away. There's a lot of people like that. Yeah, you better make it worth it. That's the weirdest part. It's like, oh, you can actually just get forgiven. So, yeah. Yeah, go crazy. Or they make it worth a
7:38 while. If I'm going to ████ up, I'm going to do some hand. But honestly, like, can you blame her 100% because within Christ is the only world where she will get away with that. That's the only way. Well, I think if you think about it, she also can't stop crying on her man. She's like, he's submitting and submitting and submitting like that's cuz that's how Disney wrote that character. So, of course, she's going on a podcast. I wonder why she cheated. She respects him so much. Well, exactly. And she's like, and when the community found out, it burst onto the scene and everyone knows now. Now, I want everyone to know as well. It's like doubling down that he forgave me. Yeah, that's that's the tough part. Like getting on a podcast about it feels so weird like to share that story. It's like if he forgave you through the power of Christ and it's like you also mentioned it's his best friend over and over and over and then you go on a podcast to like like to use that story for hope and
8:30 inspiration and you're you really just piling the bullets right into your husband still. That's why I laugh during this video cuz she's just humiliating this ████ man. She's covering him up in feathers. Dude, it's one thing to be like I want to tell the story so no one makes the same mistake but that's a rare mistake already. like you don't need to help people out. Yeah. Yeah. I think this one is a no-brainer. I think we got it. Yeah. It's still about her who are thinking about cheating with their best the husband's best friend. Yeah. That God forgives no matter what. So, go suck that dick. You could try it. I know. You're going to you're going to love this. But and then Oh, sorry. Go ahead. When you get into um kind of this Christian algorithm, right? There is a really ████ weird section of women throwing their husbands under the bus and trying to make an inspiring story out of it. And I've been seeing one particular that that keeps popping up.
9:21 It's when they have a porn addiction or or whatever. And then the wives would just like, "Oh, I'm so proud of my husband. He's been porn free for whatever." And all in the comments is just people like, "Why the ████ would you throw your husband under the bus like that? Like if my if my wife did this ████ to me and it's always like, "Oh, my husband was a horrible piece of s███." But now he he turned around and he gave gave his life to God and he has he hasn't been jacking off in the last three years. Stop whacking it. He's been jerking off to trans for five years. It's even worse when they're in the room and they're just like sitting there like ████ I saw one um you might have sent to me, Joe. I don't remember who sent it to me, but it was this guy who like if he's in a movie and something sexual is happening, he just goes to his wife and goes like this. What? Because he's he was such a porn addict that he has to go like wait what? and not look at the screen even or it triggers him, dude. And there was a video about this cat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like the
10:12 most humiliating thing I've ever seen. And this guy just goes into his wife's lap as something sexual happening. I'm going to start doing that. It's pretty great. Wait, did you when you were like full He's too weak. Start sucking my thumb. When you were active trying to be Christian guy, how did you dissuade yourself from porn and like stuff like that? Dude, I was like, I think that's what got me away from Christianity. He's like, I didn't, brother. Could you I went the other way, brother. I I made gent uh what do you call it? Mental gymnastics. I tugged it too hard. You didn't even pick up the rope, dude. Were you able to like Well, also also at church my friends were giving me ████ porn. Wa. They would pass around CDs and ████ Testing your faith. At church, dude. We ████ played with church was just a place where we just met up and then like we
11:02 actually ditched and we would go to the comic book store or something and then I don't know one guy had a floppy disc of ████ girls and then they would give it to another guy and then they'll be like oh ████ can I borrow next week when I'm done with it I'll bring it pages are and then um floppy disc floppy discs are the JPEGs are sticky doesn't slide anymore well for one I created mental gymnastics the first part was like God made the the the naked body. So there's nothing to be ashamed of it because it's made porn. God made porn and then uh to jacking off. I was like God made my Brazil. I was like I just God bless him. I was just so stubborn. I was like I just don't see the sin. Free Latinas. I just don't see the sin about jacking off. Asian Bieber. I also asked I was like hey is there anything in the Bible that
11:52 says uh don't jack off? And then they're like actually there's nothing about no master. pastor should have been like, "Yes, it's right here." Or if he just kept looking at me, God made tuck patrol, dude. Tuck. I never I never had I never had the uh the sex talk and how shameful it is and any of that. They My mom just said, "Hey, don't buy hookers." And also, uh yeah, don't buy don't don't buy hookers. And also, don't jack off too much. That's what she said. Too much. That's standard. That's standard, though. Yeah. Too much twice a week. Joe is like, "I have sinned." That's just too much. Jack and Colleen. Well, listen. Jesus died for our sins. So, don't let them die in vain. Oh, have a good time. Is that called permission? Kind of. That's called encouragement. Yeah. Did they Did they sexually shame
12:43 you? No, I think I just I think um I just made it up myself once I knew that it was wrong. Like after I got baptized in 8th grade. Who taught you that it was wrong? Sesame Street, I think. elbow cuz no one told me it was wrong. I can't remember. I think we just like knew based on the Bible like you're just not supposed to. And then but we weren't jacking off in the Bible. Your parents didn't repress you sexually about like all sexual things and make you feel guilty as ████ Yeah. Yeah. That was normal. But I think like I I had to make it a game for myself. Like after I was baptized, I was like, "All right, if I think about anything perverted, then I have to like use willpower to like make myself feel guilty." You go like this with your wife. Yeah. Yeah. And I It lasted for a good while. Thank you for being here. Yes. So, when the sex scenes happen in the movies, does your parents turn it off or make you close your eyes and stuff? We never watched If it had a sex scene, I just didn't see it with him. My dad make
13:33 me leave the room. He wanted to My dad was like obsessed with ████ This grosses me out when I think about it now. But, um, who's that girl from Clueless? Topa. Alicia Silverstone. My dad loved Alicia Silverstone. He would rent Alicia Silverstone movies. So, you rent two movies. So, he was watching Clueless without me. Clueless is a banger though. Like stuff like that. That ████ still holds up. Wait, let the awkward settle. Batman Rob, he probably watched that a s███████, huh? Oh, yeah. Batgirl. Yeah, he liked Alicia Silverstone a lot. I remember anytime there would be a sex scene in a movie, I would always be like I thought I was so slick. I would always just stand up and go to the bathrooms and be like, I avoided that. My family and then sometimes when I when I couldn't I just didn't get up and there'd be a sex scene going on, I'd be like, "F███, I've missed my opportunity to go to the bathroom." They're going to know this is my thing now. Know that I like the sex scenes. But if we wanted to see sexy stuff, I would just go to my room, turn
14:23 the TV on to channel 34, the Telmundo, and every banging, dude. MTV. I used to do MTV, bud. MTV played the music videos. The sexy ass music videos, you know, was a six hack for me. Yeah. I didn't mean either. Cable was for the never let you like rent any movies that was like clearly sexualized in some way. So I was like, they don't know about Starship Troopers. What do you mean? They show boobies in that. That's sexual. Oh, what are you talking about? Oh, you're such a ████ square. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it either. Starship. You never had one friend tell you about Denise Richards and Starship Troopers, dude. Oh, I like Denise Richards in the the the Bond movie girl. Who's the other girl? Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's topless though in the shower scene. Like Denise Richard is not. Now I'm thinking about I think like professional wrestling like W when they would do like bra panties match. Your boy would be
15:14 like what? Oh, one time I was uh I was I was I was browsing for porn and I saw my church member. Oh, lit. Yeah, it was. What do you mean you saw your church member in the porn or shopping? Well, it wasn't that kind of porn. It was nudes. I used to visit this website called Asian Thumbnails and then um check check. You don't get to you don't get to maximize the image. No, it start and then you could it could it was it was cutting edge because back then you had links but then you can it comes out in thumbnails so then you can see it before you click the link so you don't commit your loading time innovative so that was that was really big oh you know what I know what you're talking about it was called Asian thumbs ah that's the one that's I uh my grandpa I was watching Asian thumbs yeah I remember that website now she's gorgeous I was
16:04 watching the saint with Val Kilmer oh the saint And I was it was I was watching with my grandfather, right? And my grandfather's always on the same recliner. That's beautiful. And the sex scene happens with Valky and the hot chick, right? And my grandpa I is when they're like cold and like wet or something like that. So they need body heat, right? Body heat. And my I immediately started to avert my eyes and my sister's doing the same ████ right? And my grandpa's like, "What? Your parents do that ████ all the time." And I was like, "Oh, what?" Oh, it ruined this for me. No way. Yeah, that does that would ruin it. And he's like mad. Yeah, he's mad. He's mad that I was being a little ████ about it. He's like, "What?" Parents, do this whole time. Like Zuman's grandpa. Bro, I always think about his grandpa random. He had a cigarette with a sex toy. Just
16:54 looking. No, he had a back massager and he was like this rubbing his dick while he was watching Girls Gone Wild just smoking a sig, bro. smoking a cigarette. He earned it. Had some rough day. That sounds like the life. That sounds like we beat communism. Smoking a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette. Who ████ smokes a cigarette? He's like, I can rest now. Back massager. And it does it doesn't even stop when Subie gets across. He's like, I'm a survivor, dude. Hey, that's that's peace at the in the heart, bro. And little Subin just walks by. He's his jack on. What are you doing? Pause. Poor Sub. What you doing? ████ off. Oh, grandpa. Why you doing the boop boop and the wing bunk?
17:46 Oh my god. She was so funny. Let me see. Let me see. Dude, the the co-star. Oh yeah. Who's the other? Dina Myers. She's the one that gets topless. She just wasn't bouncing around for me. She wasn't bouncing. But she was she was nibbling. You know what I mean? Yeah, she was nippling. Is that worth watching now? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. You would you would like it? I haven't seen that. I haven't seen it either. I'm excited for you. Just don't watch the second one. Yeah, don't watch. Don't do that. Start with the second one. When Denise Richards is topless, just go like this and smack. I don't want to see. My sense of humor is too mature now. I laugh at Maria Antuinette. Did you watch it? Maria Antonette? Hilarious. It just came out. No, I don't watch that ████
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