0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we have Brett over here w we got Gucci over there let's talk about something nice for a change yeah I love it I thought we've been talking about nice right what's an achievement that either your mom or dad had done in their lifetime that you personally have no chance of accomplishing man I surpassed the out of them dude in every way back every possible every possible way there's not one thing your dad did my dad even told me I crushed it way harder than he ever did what did you what did you say after he told I'll let you guys go that's why we're going to start let's let's before we lose that what way have you crushed
0:51 him um he zero subscribers The Entertainer yeah so he did classical music all that stuff and then um you know he's heard from his friends my success and all that stuff and he said that yeah you and it's crazy cuz he was saying at your age now I was just getting started I just move I just moved to the states and then I was getting my music career started here and he goes you already built that this company built so many you know things behind it and then he's like so you're already at like a way bigger Head Start um and I'm like yeah that's true what about your mom m my mom was uh she okay so I mean I'm I'm joking right and I think there's a lot of dope traits about them these the think that my mom
1:41 actually my mom my mom said that um she's glad that I was brave enough to do whatever because she's afraid and she never really she lived life in fear oh man so like she she's a she's a she's a really good pianist right she could ████ jam out as hard as both your parents play piano yeah they both like they that's how they got together they're both musicians okay yeah and then um for her she was like Yeah I wanted to do concerts and stuff like that but like I I'm so critical of myself and I realize like I like just teaching piano to kids and I don't like challenging myself to going and achieving harder and harder cuz it's scary so all of the things that she's done like from becoming a receptionist at a dentist office or whatever she's never fully done things she really
2:31 wanted because she's so afraid of things that she just likes being comfortable okay yeah sounds like you yeah you smoked both your parents ████ smoke smok did you learn to play piano because of them yeah but they didn't make it fun so I was like I ain't playing no more are they better than you though they smoked your P you know what smok your good point they smoke me in music dud you're right okay they compose ████ yeah they do they were composers oh ████ yeah my dad was a composer they get in a fight and they're like I'm going to go make some ████ piano battles yeah that' be dope he was like on a local TV station you know like um you guys remember channel 18 so there was like like all
3:22 the Asian independent stuff yeah like they would buy different time slots and then he used to um he had like a classical music on that it was a Japanese section what that's actually lit what the ████ yeah probably got 20 views though yeah probably right Die Hard views brutal dude still I'm a 55 and I have a TV show literally I would never hear the end of it that's crazy that's a pretty good accomplishment that's cool yeah but uh Still Smoked them though dude I gu left with the dce all right I got to give something else credit though I think it's pretty awesome that they um in their like late 30s well my mom was maybe early 30s right at that point
4:12 you're so comfortable in your like country and all that and they did do something daring which was like I'm going to just go to the states and build a music school out there I thought that that's pretty cool like for for risk adverse mom and then a uh you know Dad that's kind of like in his late 30s yeah that's a pretty rap thing for that's living inar some people can't even leave California right crazy I'm scared going to Cleveland dude going Cleveland be kicking out Browns games all right let's go dude what about what about your dad Nick cuz your dad was a was sound engineer and all the movies that we've seen in the 9s my dad's discography or whatever you call it is that what you call it yeah tell them I don't think they know Lethal Weapon speed Indiana Jon yeah dude he did 48 Hours he did I think he did I he fiction too he did like all the craziest movies
5:03 from the 9s so every time I listen to those movies I'm going to be like Nick's dad he he did those foot steps no he did all the the the sound editing yeah the Foley that kind of stuff oh wow the sound Ed especially like how he how he started to he started at like this the mail room in like DreamWorks or some ████ oh my God that's like a classic like Hollywood story story you know that's so crazy so how far that F came from where he started to the end of his career where he was like I don't want to do this ████ anymore he was like the jaded like sound editor like John you got to come back he's like ah ████ this business I'm out of here like that guy the biz yeah he's like a you ████ you no one else can make a kick sound he's so but his from top to bottom I'm like bro it's crazy like legendary ████ but like I I can't even name all
5:54 those movies like that's how many he's done ████ sick is like yeah it's pretty wild so is he like had the mics all set up he click clacking ████ or is he making music or what he would do he would do all the click clack and ████ every time we're like as kids he'd be like we got to go to the mountains and we're like why he's like cuz it's ████ silent out there right and then he'll like do certain sound effects how do that sound to do that as a kid he used to hate it because we we'd have to like set up mics and we like oh so boring and you have to be quiet yeah like oh that sounds fun as a kid he's holding the mic and his dad's going no he had to do it he had to do it and uh like there I remember one time we had to do like I think ADR or whatever where like there was a scene where this little boy was crying and like I had to be the little boy crying oh ████ and he
6:46 would make me cry like cry ████ hard you sound like a girl like just trying to get good at that ████ what movie did that end up it was called I don't even remember dude I wish I could remember I don't know mire down Fire 2 actually it was uh but one time I came home and uh I just heard like moaning and I was like what the ████ and I was an adult I was like 2 like3 24 and I'm like what the ████ everyone like I look in my parents' room and there's nobody in there and I'm like oh God and I see my light room on and I hear moaning from there and I'm like what the ████ am I going to walk in your room yeah I walk in my dad's on the floor and he's like making noises into this and I'm like Dad what are you doing he's like sorry this is the the quietest room
7:36 in the whole house like okay my heart's beating out of my chest like what the ████ am I going to walk I needed to record this in a room where no one's ████ ever it's a virgin room do you remember ever having to like write a report about what your parents do for work you know what my day starts with a click clack so sick two pieces of wood CL together morning he slaps me to make me cry harder coconuts for horses I used to think my dad was unemployed for those assignments when they're like what did your parents do and I was like well my mom's a dentist I didn't know that she wasn't a dentist but she worked at the dentist office so I called her a dentist and then I was like my dad just plays music at he at home all day he doesn't have a job oh you wrot that yeah and my mom was
8:26 cracking the ████ up my dad's a piece of ████ cuz when you're a kid you don't equate piano money yeah yeah you think he's just jamming out all day and he's a lazy bum like a rock star yeah he's just a lazy bum like playing piano doesn't work and other kids from theigh would want to jam with him yeah it's just well that's what I thought all the lessons it's just people come over they want to play music together my mom's a dentist party house it's a reasonable never working you know right how about you Barb mine I think the craziest thing I could probably never top is uh my dad trying to escape communism when he's 15 that's wild it's kind of hard to top yeah yeah so he uh he went through the he had to do left California dude you
9:16 have to you have to leave a couple of times the first time he went with seven friends uh they were 15 and they went through the forest and two like one got shot by like a Border guard person the other person got uh bit by a snake and died do multiple times and I just think back to like that's some poisonous 15 and you're just like you're just trying to get like your whole family can't eat you're so poor that you know that you have to go to another country to survive I'm like that's ████ crazy and he finally landed in Hong Kong and then well he attempted two escapes yeah and then he found a restaurant that would hire him to like wash dishes and then they allowed him to sleep there while so he would make money and then sleep so he doesn't have to have pay rent and then he would eat the free food from the restaurant oh I wish I could hire him when he was a teen right what a dream I'm just like
10:08 dude that kind of life is crazy that is crazy that is really I don't think I had that dog in me at 15 no way you would have stayed communist ████ that ████ that and I'll live here forever and then and so my dad's the baby so he came and then uh the next brother that my dad's closest with is the second baby they both came to the US they started working and then slowly they started saving money to sponsor the other siblings to come damn so to finally like slowly kind of like Leap Frog everyone here I'm like dude that's ████ crazy that's ████ Escape communism too oh yeah it actually did it way faster and easier than came on the Mayflower the Mayflower right mayl they way easyl the mlow all the wow one
11:01 generation away from that how about your just Immortal dude uh I mean yeah my I think I'm I'm on course to kind of pack them out no they they definitely you know had some certain things that they they did that I'll never do my mom was on track to be a really top level equestrian no way wow and then we came along ████ that all up it's hard hard to do that with little rug rats running around I guess soest her dream was to be in the Olympics for you know horse horse jumping and all that kind of stuff wowow so yeah unfortunately that didn't pay it out for what did your dad do uh he's always just been you know humble hardworking guy he I guess one thing that I'll never do that he did he does like rodeos well he hasn't done them in a while did you grow up like in a horse
11:52 ranch yeah I actually grew up on Ranch hardore like he rode like bulls and stuff not Bulls but like roping you know on the horse you rope the like Yellow Stone yeah exactly like like we literally grew up on a mini version of that did you do hard honest farm work do you know how to spin a lasso on a circle I can rope I can rope a steer dude I don't know how to do that that's that's how you know it's legit he calls him a steer a steer to us is cows I'm a header I'm a header that means I get the horns Ander they they get the back legs and then you stretch stretch the you got one in the trunk in case someone tries to ████ with you lasso got tie somebody up citizens around imagine getting lassoed out of road rage just give me you're just like oh ████ that's only ████
12:42 around Mac stuff right there ties you to the ████ highway side you're like he pulls you up and you're like whoa what a beautiful KN this is a great you're marrying the the Craftsman she to convince the police that they're like that's a hate crime he's like no I was a Rancher I don't like the hard r on Rancher ranch ranch Rancher that was a ranch that's funny as fun but yeah that probably be the first time anyone ever got lassoed in La so cool oh oh ████ what the hell someone got is this a pizza tack Pizza tack who did you're welcome there's always crispy creams coming in it's crazy crispy they always sponsor this 129 they always sponsor
13:33 this Bart made a donut attack they keep sponsor get up what the hell who's that why are you the first to always react it's your own order dude this not my order you liar says Barton on it this started because when he was on a diet and he couldn't eat pizza and he was like dreaming of pizza I would just keep ordering pizzas oh and they would just show up so now he does it back to us with donuts which is very clever you just eat donuts here all the time oh my God I love Crispy Cream how about your parents uh what's going on um I I think um honestly I might be their spitting image the amount that they ████ up and I ████ up is pretty on par yeah did they work in comedy at all no my mom okay so my mom uh my mom's from Japan she came when she was like in her late 20s but like she was like she was the side chick to the head of the Yakuza in
14:23 Japan what the yeah and I like to get away from him she like met my uncle who I think was in the military that story is a little foggy yeah and she left Japan with my uncle he like takes everything from her pawns her stuff off drops her off at what's now my grandma's house so his mom and then so it's just this Japanese woman who doesn't speak English got robbed by your uncle yeah it got robbed by my uncle and now like my grandma's looking at her like what's this Asian ████ doing in my house and then she meets my dad and she's like oh he he's fine and marries him and has two kids it's me and my brother so what a crazy story yeah I've been a side chick once um let's see um I haven't married a black guy and had kids yet so hopefully
15:14 that doesn't happen um doesn't uh you know but she's she's I think she's pretty she's like strange for a Japanese person like she's not like she's traditional in a lot of the same like I feel like East Asian ways but like she's always kind of been like beat to her own drum type of person and was not like the kind of person that fit in in that Society no not all I mean she's Japanese underworld so that's not Japan you don't you don't date Yakuza people right the story she has yeah yeah I tell her she needs to write a book cuz she has a really insane story that's a yeah she's got she get in trouble at this point for writing that no she actually I remember the day that the guy got killed so she got she had the Japanese newspaper and she's like just balling crying at the
16:04 dinner table I'm like I don't know I'm like 16 years old and I'm like why are you crying what's going on right and she's like they killed him and like fli they showed like the the the desk and you see the blood splatter like busted in his office gun R like a blank Point Blank Range shot him in the head yeah and she was like balling crying it's cuz your your mom still had a crush on him I I don't I I don't know I guess she still had maybe cuz she or or was she happy is are there tear tears of joy cuz she's like finally got that ████ like relief that she never has to think about it maybe yeah could so since then was she too scared to go back to Japan or like no she couldn't she didn't have a green card my mom actually just became a citizen a year or two ago it's really recent congrats to her she didn't yeah like she was here illegally for a long
16:54 time so we couldn't leave the country cuz if she left she couldn't come back right right yeah cuz she like over her yeah yeah what's up you still talk to no I we don't know what happened to him yeah that's a question really that's why the book should come out cuz that needs to be like out what happened there right that's crazy uncle Tracy wherever you at I never met him unintentional Cupid unint yeah unintentional crazy ████ story man let us know when that book releases mine is real mild compared to hers I'm like uh I'm just chilling I feel like I'm that's a great example meet in a lot of ways you got to meet some Mobsters yeah I know right I don't think I have the guts to deal with the mob that was dope
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