0:00 [Music] all right so here we go three two one action now we talked about uh this type of thing happening uh every now and again where some sort of activist believes that their best way of having a voice is to vandalize some sort of high-end art right or stop traffic they've made a change this time it actually worked no no no no but this just this one was just funnier so I just thought we would give it some attention because we are the biggest news channel on the interwebs very true um this happened recently podcast in the world number one podcast than Tucker I I think I always think it's weird when people call us a podcast but like we are I don't know people treat us like one I don't know what would you call JK I mean it does go up on Spotify well what that
0:51 cat say in the in the the clip you paid him he's like JK news number one number one podcast podcast number one in the world the best so we're podcast so welcome back to the number one podcast in the world um this one right here was somebody came in and vandalized the King Charles portrait you know the the red one crazy red one the satanic one that one could be a low damag that s███'s wild but usually they go in there they Chuck a can of tomato soup they like looks like you got hit by a can of tomato soup glue on their hand or whatever or tar you know what I mean and it's it's not like new art this one I just thought was really good they uh oh oh see holy ████ mhm they took grommet and they that actually looks good that's Wallace is that Wallace what does it say no cheese W wall from gr
1:41 Wallace or whatever Wallace and grommit that's way more creative does it say no cheese no cheese grommit look at all this cruelty on rspca farms oh what's rspca Farms but either way you can read that now now I'm like oh what is it you know I I think that's kind of effective cuz you can actually read it and I like cartoon yeah I love wall it's not like some idiot kids threw like tomato sauce on it and it's like and then we're going to ████ glue our hands to the world and that doesn't actually damage it right you can just take it off yeah you can just take it off dude that's actually pretty cool okay I respect that yeah all right although that one you could throw tomato sauce on it looks the ████ maybe somebody already did I don't even like the original picture ukart think I don't like is people that are ████ ass ████ thinking that they're making a point yep when I see a protest
2:32 all right so France they're uh protesting the Olympics when they ████ protest they go hard right they're not like those stupid ass people putting like tomato sauce on the painting oh they like have dump trucks of manure and ████ going into the yeah dude office not laying in front of traff guy I think he blew like a billion dollars cleaning up the river and they're like but they're just like what the ████ we need that money because they're um pushing the retirement age to like 67 or some ████ and then so they're like all right you clean up the river this is what we're going to do they set up all of these toilets and they say we're all going to ████ ████ on it yeah they're like suck so there's going to there's going to be a mass ████ and everyone's going to ████ sit on these like toilets and take a dump and just just ████ cover the river with
3:23 them toilet up wow cuz he wanted to clean it up so Olympians can like swim in it and he's like well ████ you then and then so like yeah there's another one with the um I would hate being a leader in that country yeah and they're always protesting I feel like zous Revolution I'm like I'm out man hey my adviser come here how we doing like s a bunch of toyss are going to ████ yo they try to tax Farmers I I resign refer is it's not going well they try to tax farmers and then like the manure thing they would just ████ load up their dump trucks with hell of ████ bust into the tax office and you see people just chilling at the kiosks and then they just dump that ████ on their Lobby and they're just like what the ████ and I'm like that's a protest did you see them firing ████ at the walls of the government buildings no yeah they like they're like
4:15 hosing the government buildings with with ████ ████ so that's their big move huh oh yeah they that's their big ████ they got ████ everywhere poop humor yeah that is why Paris be smelling though yeah that's why there a lot of protest all time I I like protests that are like very strong but like just a little bit before terrorism yeah yeah not bad they also seem very organized so like they like come out here with the vest but they don't actually have the button just hot dogs tired you could feel the rage but it's not like a child's tantrum and then you go oh you are ████ making a point and it's like like like all the ████ truckers in Canada when they made a big ass ████ wall and then they actually hit the econom and it was organized I'm like okay you're making a point but like so do you like Greta
5:05 thunberg she no she doesn't do anything she just tweets no she just says ████ right be tweeting like all right like let's say let's say um didn't do anything I I destroying property like let's say destroying property right people try to they they they they destroy a painting or whatever like that to me that does there's no consequence for the government to doing that do you like the guy that that made that built a gun and shot the freaking Japanese guy yes I do okay but me but that's a little bit too no cuz that's terrorism right and then someone dies but I actually like I actually like respect the effort he put to make a change right hell yeah because his life was ruined his mom gave hell ████ money to that and then so he's like I blame this ████ Okay so the OKC
5:55 bombing you like the way that no that's too crazy that's too crazy innocent lives intention no okay but then I like I said okay just a tad before terrorism that's terrorism it has to be a little bit okay all right like for example bombings might be cool if no one gets hurt okay imagine that if you talking show yeah yeah yeah it's the 4th of July let's say let's say a government okay let's say a government ████ scammed people out of their tax dollars to build a fancy Stadium okay right and then this fancy Stadium put all the citizens in debt made all these politicians in their homy contractors rich and then they're just like laughing and ████ right if somebody just so happened to blow that thing up on accident and nobody when nobody was in
6:45 the nobody got hurt nobody got hurt that sounds that sounds like a point but then wouldn't it feel like cuz I think that's sort of what's happening in LA with the gondola project that they want to bring to the Stadium to Dodger Stadium they think it's like a big uh Insider like money thing but then if they blow it up wouldn't that just be another contractor for the Demolition and the clean up like it would just lead to more more money yeah it's almost like they've accounted for that possibility I just love the combined brain power on the show when we heard about the Goda project all of us were thinking they're going to build like a ████ moat that ████ cracks me the ████ up bu waterways to dodg Stadium proessing it cuz it's it they want to do like a like a sky ████ transportation
7:35 to the stadium from the bottom so that you can just like take the train or the bus to the thing yeah but then for some reason they think it's like a corrupt uh build La don't deserve nice things we know that that's true especially for the Dodgers well didn't they like kill hyperloop cuz they're like ████ you Elon that sounds yeah I don't know but yeah it sounds like it out here going ████ you Greta you didn't do anything that girl man she's just being used that girl needs to have a normal childhood she's out there ████ protesting like ████ you don't know ████ about the environment you don't know ████ you got to listen to Jo's G on the environment how could Greta like improve her situation do you think just wait just wait yeah you're like a ████
8:25 12-year-old TR trying to tell me what to do I think that's our argument we don't have time to wait arent it's kind of well I think you should like at least 35 first weight and study is what I'm saying like dude ████ man what like you can't be a dietitian at 12 years old what's a good what's a good way for uh you're not a ████ scientist shut up the just stop oil movement what's a great way that they could get their message across well first off blocking a ████ freeway that's a no no is not going to help you that's not helping anything at all like you're just blocking the freeway people can't get to work they just want to run you over but then if they can't get to work you don't think that by the time they do get to work they kind of look themselves in the mirr and they go oh like I see now the problem I've been watching like compilations of people beating the ████
9:17 up ████ hate that what makes me feel good is that it's very satisfying but it's also everyone's cursing at these people in so many different languages and you see it across the world so it's like everyone's pissed at these people yo did you see the one where they were protesting and it was like a ████ frying oil like it was cooking oil and then they're like trying to blockade this truck and they're like I don't know this this is like Crisco oil it's not even ████ oil like oh they were like literally trying to stop oil yeah yeah but they're like stupid cuz they're like I this is Crisco oil yeah it's like it's luminum foil I just I find it so hard to believe that like so many people don't realize that you can over protest in a technique that makes people use more plastic out of spite like like veganism dude I love
10:07 vegetables protesting I hate where like you're telling so people have daily lives they have to live many many of them are very hard and you're telling all these people that what matters to you is more important than what matters to everyone else around you for real and you're like dude that's ████ so entitled it's like people that never really had even just a basic sales job to understand that to get your point across you first have to be likable that it went beyond all of these people like if you just hate them whatever they stand for you're not going to be on the same page your finger W wagging at people like they don't know the baddies they don't know blocking the freeway I'm definitely going the other way I'm like ████ you ████ yeah I don't even care what you it's like whatever your cause is it's you're hurting your own cause you could be on my side you could be like more Asians in politics my ████ you less Asians you ████ made me [Laughter]
10:57 late yeah you made me late you ████ face dude legit I will vote against my own personal interests if you cut me off in traffic and you have a bumper sticker I'm like I'm going against this ████ what what's something that if they cuss you off and they have a bumper sticker but you're still like I support you still oh Jesus any bumper sticker with the word titties in it what if you had a woo sticker yeah probably that yeah cut you off as a woo sticker i' be like hey you're my brother go a banana peel you spin out [Music]
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