0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are indeed very careful boys and today what's up we're currently one aren't you off the wreck i don't know what that means but we are careful boys so we're careful today we're going to talk about does body count matter look one of my crypto corners recently hit me up and he's like hey he's like does it matter if my chick has had sex with 25 dudes 25 that's it 25 it matters cause she's like almost a virgin she needs to ████ more way more that's what i said how many how many partners has he had i didn't ask it's probably like he's only had like one yeah it's usually like that insecurity factor yeah but that oh and that's i think that's one of those things where it's like you have to check yourself and i think that's what he was doing i think he's like
0:50 hey steve like what do you think of this and it's like oh dude i think that it doesn't that doesn't matter and he's like oh yeah yeah i agree but he was just wanted like a little bit of an assurance you know from somewhere so for me it was like for my um first girlfriend that was like real and long term i was like yeah i want i want to be i want her to be a virgin so i'm a virgin too and then we ████ so i was like that was magical very very ████ inexperiencedly you know came so fast didn't know what i was doing oh yeah um i think even before we ████ she sucked she sucked me off and i busted in her mouth and then i had to take a nap like i couldn't even get to that your virgin experience would she really she shut you off and then you passed out you're kind of a king dude we used to well we first started off like like just fondling each other naked for
1:41 like a month that's the best or whatever and then and then a couple weeks later like we started doing a lot of oral and then after that like what's a lot of worlds like how much how many milliliters of water is that probably like every day after school she's just sucking my dick and i'm like ████ and i when i was eating her ████ i was just ████ licking the curtains all day i didn't know how to ████ look at that after school sex was the best though yeah i was just ████ pulling those wings apart and ████ you know like ████ stretching it out yeah i used to do that ████ wrong so stupid right that's how they love it that's just so stupid all right that's what i do to this day finally we're like i think i think she's ready and then she's like yeah i think like you know i'm like ready to do the thing you know i'm not wearing underwear today and i'm like wow and then um i actually can i just say i don't like that the girls don't wear
2:32 underwear i like them when a trick is like yo i want you to know i'm not wearing underwear yeah i'm like put some on there i'm i swear to god disgusting put it on so i can pick it off you do exactly that's what it's about i like that part of it yeah they'll be coming here naked like have some laundry don't ████ suppose yeah as a matter of fact let me take it off go take a shower put on clothes and then let me tell you put on a suit of chain man it's like a present i think it works if if that girl was wearing a skirt and you had seen her all day and didn't even think about that that's a fact she's wearing pants and she's like i'm not wearing underwear it's like doesn't make a ████ difference she's wearing jeans i'm like oh god damn are you okay down there like it's gonna be all ████ raw and it's the one with buttons as a zipper oh so you know it's extra snug and the honda high-waister but i do remember being like in high school and then even in college and
3:23 being like i had just so many questions about how your exes were like were they ████ good and better than me i know they were i ████ know it you're lying you're a ████ iron ████ stop lying and then i just start crying and then i run the other room and i hope they come and get me hey bro get out of my head man get out of my life pretty extreme but i love it i never did that ████ but that would be crazy [Laughter] i'm a writer you have to put yourself in other people's heads yeah i did your empathy but but i would say a small sprinkle of that everyone in the beginning i think like you know when you're ████ finally getting into like a an adult relationship or ████ and ████ and then like well i was with an older girl one time too and i was like 19 she was 23. and then so she hey
4:17 baller thank you but she ████ dudes that are in their late 20s [Laughter] and then when you're 19 if her ex-boyfriend was ████ 31 or he can drive he could probably ████ buy stocks he could rent a car i'm like oh my god he can go to dave and busters by himself he can't go to chuck e cheese by himself though ████ way that's like if imagine if your ex-girlfriend's ████ i mean your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was jason momoa you're like how do i why me it's like why what did you what what do i got that he don't got you know she said one time he he wiped his nose on the napkin and there were some boogies left behind so there's that but the question is body count right yeah yeah the bodyguard is body account it doesn't matter who it is you it's an unseen number of people like you don't even know who they are
5:08 but the number bothers you yeah i think it's a number and what it's implying so like if you're like oh ████ she's so ████ experienced and then what if i'm inexperienced then i'm not gonna live up to whatever and also i think there's like the societal pressure that dudes are supposed to ████ lay down but i can't but i can only lay it down as as good as what she knows but she's been with the dude i'm being with a dude that's had a hundred chicks how do i compare it's like crypto guys all about the ratios right it doesn't matter because she might be a ████ ████ right she's got like 300 body count but if you're at 314 it doesn't matter you know what i'm saying it really doesn't and does body count matter as much if she's like seven that you're at one you're ████ insecure like a i will say this my current wife and i do say current for a reason to keep her on her toes
5:58 i'm gonna start doing that too thank you that's fine i'm gonna adopt you she's she has a more body count than me right because i was very like you know percy and ████ like double well what's that by like double or triple or just a little bit more 10x probably times ████ 50 [Laughter] times 50 easily and you've only been with 0.2 people deserve it so you're a bitcoin she's all coins her ratios are same never going to move but she's moving all kinds right in the ratios no no so she's got like she's got me like she's got me by just about a 2x right and so i'm like you know is that going to ████ with me some dudes would be insecure with that yeah yeah yeah but you got a battle dick steve yeah but it's exactly not good no but it's really just about your own personal things like why did she why did she pick you why is she spending time with you why she came in with you
6:48 so what do you care about that other ████ it doesn't make any ████ sense actually it's not rational it's irrational but that's what you know that can creep right it's a mental creep that will just happen it will just bleed into your brain and you start to ████ think about all the other things they really satisfy you like you can't really do it like you and all the ████ but like that's early stuff thank god that i went through early like later on you realize how immature that is and you know i think it was around my mid-20s or some ████ but like at that point i had zero sexual jealousy like well h you're a maverick dude you are a maverick he's a man he's a sexual member you can't speak to the normal people you're just not knowing about it so i think what happened though was when i was insecure because i didn't ████ that much or like i've only had like a few partners or maybe i did ████ but it wasn't like
7:38 community like didn't communicate to me but then after a while i was like i can't judge when i myself want to not only did i like ████ more than 10 at that point i was like i want to ████ more so if i want to ████ more then why am i judging them for ████ more than me that's that realization it takes a lot of maturity to reach though it does because i feel like especially growing up like suit like with pseudo-christian values yeah you're always trying to at least be with someone that's lower than you it doesn't matter like so when you're a virgin you want a virgin and when you've been with three girls you want a girl who's been with two guys like you're always trying to do a little bit more pure yeah and that's what i always did i i always gave a big heavy ████ about it i was really like particular i'd get mad like if a girl was like oh like i've been with even if it was lower than me if i felt like it was high i'd be like dude that's ████ gross i started caring more about how
8:28 sexually open and liberated they were so we can have a dope sex fest like you're ████ their elbow and they're gonna be weird about it yeah yeah i just ████ put my dick right here and go or whatever or like if they could talk about it comfortably or like try different things like techniques ████ whatever i think it makes it so much more fun than having this kind of weird dancing around of like um you want to ████ tonight or like being you know like especially if it's um like girls that grew up with with a lot of sexual shame like they always want the guys to pursue and they never really like initiate and then also they don't want to talk about it because it's scary or i don't know what it is but it happens in a lot of like asian households too because that's the main thing i remember like when i
9:18 was dating a lot of like asian girls at the time like it was really difficult to just talk about it openly and then i was like dude like oh no like you're dealing with a lot and i just want to like connect and like let's just can we just look at this as like two adults trying to express like how they care about each other sexually or whatever it's joe pressuring a woman into sex don't ████ do that ████ there's also that weird stigma though right well like uh if a girl is like oh i've had sex with this many people it's like you ho right it's that whole like thing of how guys overestimate and girls under count like it's it's that's there's a value in both of those that's why i didn't i didn't come to the maturity of
10:08 thinking that was okay until i dated a girl like my ex we finally were like talking about how many partners we've had and i think at this time i'd maybe had maybe like 19 or 20 or something you sex have her i was like how about you i expected like my last ted relationship she'd be lower than me like he always is she goes i don't know like a hundred something and i ████ lost my mind dude were you like like what's that like losing his mind no i just like i didn't know how to take it and i was just like frozen i was like because at this time we were already like boyfriend and girlfriend we weren't like yeah so you can't just like break the water yeah you can already compete i was like i would not have ████ committed to this ████ and i was already that's what you said or was in your brain because at the time i was still under that ████ immature uh no she's
10:59 good for you for a minute this is great yeah and i was just like oh ████ and the first thing i did after i was like shook i couldn't even say anything and i got off the phone with her and then oh you guys were talking on the phone we were on the phone yeah and then i how'd you get off the phone with her do you remember wait i just acted like it was nothing and i was just like oh cool all right then we just started talking about other ████ and then i might it was like these i had tunnel vision i was just like oh ████ because like up until that point that was always like a a stupid i don't know like an unspoken value that you just have as a guy and the last 10 relationships every time you brought it up it went in a one direction yeah i was like 17. oh mine's like four or whatever and then it was like and i really i was a ████ dick dude i was like really mean to her for a while like and that was the reason and i never like brought it up and maybe that's why girls don't
11:50 want to talk about that ████ nothing 100 100 percent joe's coming out here i don't think that's why because that's you know if if it was me i would have just been like oh ████ so you must have sucked the ████ on the dick like you must be really good at what you do you're high level show me truly your skill yeah and then she doesn't you're like that doesn't feel like 100 unsatisfied customers that's like that's more like a 60 or 70 max you open a restaurant that goes out of business in three years that's how you get back out that's why i was talking to myself earlier because when steve was talking you know like he was saying like sometimes guys are so stupid or because people are stupid so stupid in general because they kind of get in their own minds right yeah so like i imagine the dude that's literally getting a ████ and he goes i bet it didn't taste like the other guy's dick because they get in their minds so much
12:40 like but she's on your dick right now why are you like like what the ████ is wrong she's riding your dick she's giving herself your dick all this ████ but you can't handle you like scott stick way better don't you you're saying it out loud that's why you're a ████ bro that's why those guys are ████ though it takes it takes a lot and i'm not even hating a ████ if if you're like that i'm not i'm not even hating on you you're just being a ████ but hopefully you can get past this because we were all this is the phase it is a phase yeah that's the thing it's a phase and i wouldn't have been able to reach that maturity if it wasn't for being with her because our relationship became pretty s█████ at that point because of me how i took it but nothing else was really different like it didn't herbie 100 guys didn't have any negative effect besides my own taste suddenly the next time you look at your vagina it just like starts to grow on you for some reason
13:30 it's optical i knew something was wrong before i know it i'm inside looking out i'm like oh ████ there's 190 other dudes in there with you like hey ryan what's going on well she helped me understand really doesn't ████ matter but like for a person like me like i will say i'm a hard person to convince me but i think that's way more common amongst guys exactly like all my friends thought exactly like i did no one's like joe no that's very rare what are you talking about i agree i thought like that no you did it dude no you did no you did it okay i did until i was mid-20s joe's insecurity is sad but it's okay huh i always mean 20s at this right and then you kind of like grow out of it because i mean that that was why i was like my first has to be a virgin because it just felt weird and wrong and you were right someone just honestly like it just helps to be checked as a guy like
14:20 it helps for some girl to just come in your life and just ████ check your values but you also see the benefit of dating someone with a lot of experience because then you don't have to deal with all of the ████ and like their insecurities just like how guys have insecurities when they're inexperienced like girls do too right and then so like you have two ████ insecure kids like that don't know how to ████ actually be an adult yet like i think that's a big part of it but writ large the best things that have broken me through like anytime everyone always talks about wondering breakthroughs right but you have to come across something really difficult to break through it that's true every time that's ever happened to me it was somebody just being like yo steve you know why you suck at this because of this and like every time it's like you either just cry like a ████ and you're gonna cry at first you're gonna be like this sucks man ████ i can't believe i suck at this right but if you if you want to
15:11 push through that you have to just man up and be like okay yeah i okay i want to get better at this so so what's the next step so is there a pivotal moment where you guys remember because i don't remember mine well yeah but it wasn't sexual for me it was comedy wise like it was like doing improv it was like my improv guru guy i love his name's trenton shine he uh he told me he's like hey steve you you want to know why you suck at improv and then he was like you make it all about you you're making it all about you it's me pro you're me providing which you guys know i'm big on ████ i hate knee providing like like i always talk about what's an example oh just like somebody who's going to um make the scene still focus and make the scene about them instead of trying to uh do the magic trick of like incorporating everyone into the scene right so like hey i've noticed somebody's being quiet
16:01 how do i bring them into the scene hey i've noticed somebody isn't doesn't feel comfortable to jump in the scene how do i get them in the scene that's the most important thing if you can make your partner look good that's how you look good if you look like a ballpark partner you suck an improv so i didn't really realize that when you do like the whole like oh it's all steve dance like that's you still improvising no no i'm not i'm not i'm not me surprising i'm actually bringing you in is that right yeah i'm making you look good i feel like i do a good job making you look good well he's setting you up for a comeback because you're so good at those is that right you are really good at not me provisioning [Laughter] that was an example right there yeah i'll set you up for that because i was so so that changed your whole entire world view of not thinking so selfishly yeah and then so that reflected in sex getting a laugh if you're getting a laugh then it's like that's all that matters but that's not all that matters the team is what matters making making
16:51 everyone on the team look good man right it's about the room but but so like sexually even it was it was about like foregoing your own personal ego ████ and like for me particularly um not treating every woman as a copy paste right so it's like you have had sex with whoever however many people but you think that you know how to work a ████ like that's what i was saying you don't bro you're ████ you but that's it right this just needs more coal this ████ is working real good that's that's the whole thing right it's like it's like thinking that industrial revolution because you made your first girlfriend come one way yeah now you're
17:42 with your ████ ninth or whatever you're like how come it's not working but you're not listening to them you're not taking like their particular like like situation into account how they're more mental or whatever you just don't pay attention to that ████ you just sort of like i'm gonna hammer that ████ ████ hard i'm coming for you you're right though you're right ████ oh i know you like that ████ cause guys are ████ stupid as ████ you know what i mean i realized too that body count is nowhere near as important as like i think it's a bigger problem if someone that you've had in the past is still lingering and is creating problems for your current relationship and that's only one person yeah because like my ex had been 100 guys i never saw any of them but if i was with like 10 girls and one of them kept ████ bugging us
18:33 that's a bigger problem that is a big quantity right true that's true plus there's also there's also the quantity in general of like body count right it's like uh ████ you're you're with 10 people one time or with one person 100 times that's true that's what i started thinking like in like later on in my 20s when i was like well what if this person ████ 20 people one time and this person was in like a a five-year relationship with like one person but they ████ thousands of times who had more experience 365 days a year that's literally what i just said i just saw a different ratio i thought about this too inflated numbers i thought about this too i was like what if like you're with one person for like 10 years and you guys are ████ like 10 000 times yeah yeah yeah yeah versus like you're like somebody's
19:23 like ████ 10 000 ratios ratios it's really interesting you said that what i was trying to add to that point is their experience level and quality of sex is probably going to be much better versus someone who's just only had a bunch of one-night stands ah that's actually what i learned um in me and gio's relationship both of us actually have really low counts i think both of us are under five each thank god glory to the lord i'm the ████ fans this guy's going to heaven i got the i got the ████ logo yeah both of us ████ pearly gates are under five each but since we've been together for so long we've been different people in our relationship so i i think even then like we've kind of it almost feels like we've
20:13 had three or four relationships in the same one and i think the thing that we learned the most is like in the beginning through all the fights or just all the turmoil you kind of work out all these bad things that maybe you you had trauma from before or problems you didn't work out before and as you uh grow together you start to realize what are the good things that you focus on rather than the bad things or the things that could be so i think like now let's say if we were to like unfortunately break up or something like that like body count wouldn't matter to me at all because now i understand what it really means to be in a relationship or to like have sex or to be intimate like all of it is all about the quality and the connection versus everything else that you thought it was that's so true i thought you were gonna say like you learned ball licking was like your thing yeah but then not so
21:03 much hand jobs like but then you know maybe a little bit above play but not all the time and then like you start to weed out the things you like but that's also true though you know what i loved about what bartra said if it was anybody else given that same speech part would have stood up [Music] foreign [Music]
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