0:00 foreign [Music] we're gonna end with something nice before we uh go out and stop Asian eight it's no more murders New Mexico okay this girl is um I believe she's uh in her 20s one day she wakes up just finds out her vision's going oh that's scary she's just going blind you know when like something or whatever detaches like slowly yeah so she's losing her vision and then um a year later after that first initial like feeling she's now legally blind so as a blind person she ends up going to college for psychology meets a really nice guy who like kind of takes care of her like uh suggests a bunch of like helpful things like uh he helps her start a GoFundMe to like get this
0:50 treatment for her eyes and stuff why am I scared right now and then um and then he he even finds a surgeon who can do the procedure that's really needed anymore scared get her her vision back so at the end of falling in love and stuff she's still Blind by the way and then she's still blind wait did she become blind or she's she's legally blind legally blind but when she met the person she was blind yeah okay she was blind all the way up like the whole thing with the dude she's blind falls in love blind that doesn't know what he looks like loves the guy she knows what the dick feels like in her hand true and a ████ and a mouth he's like he's right I can't see but oh hey man hey hey oh no this is gonna be one of those like the guy was like her brother or some ████ huh oh ████ what if she but he would have known some of the ████ he's like nearsighted so he can't what
1:40 if she gets vision and she goes oh ████ this dude and then she bounces that would also be sad is that true that's not ruin the story guys so what happened is her brother please be the brother oh this guy's ugly brother that's cool so sad don't dump the guy she like she ends up getting her vision 100 back after the procedure that's crazy what procedure is this 2020 Vision uh they were just able to reattach the thing that was coming out oh really it's not a 100 thing it's kind of like you know she's probably like oh this Fool's ugly she's about to bounce on him she sees the dude that she fell for for the first time I told you guys love is not
2:31 it's a sick Excel sheet my dude he's actually pretty hot he was a good looking dude she's got great teeth and and then she was like they got married her actual thing was wow I can't believe how good looking this dude and he's a great looking guy so they get married and everything's happily ever afterwards he was hollering because in his mind he's like she kind of thought hey yeah I see some potential here I would have been like what a creep crying on a blind girl what I I'm kind of with Joe on that I would be have you guys uh you guys ever have you ever [Laughter] oh boy I'm sure that would have come up in one of our stories a long time ago I
3:21 um I remember so so I was I met a girl this was like in high school and we used to do those like aim chat things right oh okay yeah yeah and they got to see to use those things and then like we you know back in the day you send each other pictures right she was a pretty ABG with the bleached hair nice oh that's a freaking Gem of its time right and then um come to find out she told me she was dead oh oh dope so I was like I mean not like oh that's what she's typing yeah so I was like how that yeah dude that's hot he's a liar most deaths also deaf give me what kind
4:11 of death judgmental like I'm just like can we talk on the phone because she said she couldn't prove it she couldn't hear so she's not fully ████ deaf like she uses a hearing aid she can read lips she was like nah like I can't talk on the phone that's a medical term sounds like a diagnosis but when she speaks to people she could read lips right and then she can say some words but then she has the deaf voice which is [Laughter] that's the my poor deaf accent but I don't I'm you know yeah we're not gonna
5:01 dive down you sound like a Vietnamese Uncle no it's not it's not the truth that's dope she got the ████ Tom Cruise though where she could be like you know Mission Impossible where he's like the thing is so I had a mutual friend that knew her and I was just like oh ████ because you know the Asian world was small back then and then so he was telling me yeah like she's cool man but like in person you can't communicate like you got to know sign language all this ████ like it's hard to get like okay it's hard that's why she's online like chatting with everybody and then I forgot what ended up happening but I was like I couldn't further the relationship either like we couldn't meet up I couldn't talk on the
5:51 phone or whatever whatever and then she'd be like I guess like it was just difficult to like build a bond off of just like just chatting but like never like getting to the next stages so then I don't know but then I was like I was cool with it like for me I was like willing to go forward but maybe she's been denied a lot or I don't know but but then again I was like 17. so you just ████ her in Balance huh oh you're not even mean boy Naughty Boy I got made fun of once we're dating a girl that had a cleft palate really oh that's ████ up you know what that is yeah that's ████ up I was in high school oh that's ████ up that's ████ up it's because of the the deficiency in iron or some ████ right now
6:42 but then like people were like does it feel weird when you kiss your head high schoolers are the worst man yeah don't do but she was she it was and is like gorgeous like she's ████ and she I thought you're gonna say she had she had a really good head game so what the ████ oh my gosh she got really good head game but for some reason the top left of my dick never gets okay here okay we just lost our attack Club palette is that what you no that's what he was gonna say she paid you on this one that's that's what Joe was gonna say dude when we make fun of people it's kind of we nice in yeah don't ████ hide from that ████ yeah she ended up getting it fixed and like you can't even tell yeah like do the surgeries to get those things fixed
7:32 knockout bait though still is still his face the things that that people are like oh man that's this I'm like that's it I'm like what what are you talking about the things that people get I don't know like it's like I don't know man it's just character that's all it is we all got ████ up ████ about us in different ways exactly that's why I'm like I'm deformed brother that's why I think it's funny because it's like I have I have flaws too okay to just make fun of everything sorry were you here nasty boy dog she looks like a nice lady yeah very sweet hat but then again making it too real guys back that is high school ████ also in in a high school I became friends with a a deaf B girl
8:24 yeah I should dance to the music yeah was she offbeat well because for deaf people like if you're playing massive bass they just make a feeling yeah so she really enjoyed breaking because they would always like play the biggest like boom and it was really easy for her to like you would never know like if she's you know dancing that she's she's not offbeat whatsoever you know how there's like love stories and ████ where it's like oh if a deaf person loves me I know they really love me for who I am and not how I look right I'd be blind let me yeah I'm thinking yeah I was like someone was lying to you along the way bro so so if if they were blind I was ████ talk about death talk so if they're blind right and then and then I'd be like but do they even think I'm hot hmm you know what I mean so I'm like ████ am I
9:15 even a hot person right see [Laughter] would you rather have someone who is blind and they love you for your personality or someone who's a shallow ass deaf person they love you for your looks I don't want that ████ because there's time or would you rather have a shallow ass like blind person that only likes you for your voice oh the sound of your voice yeah I need someone that likes me for me because what if one day I'm turning to a ████ burn victim or something you know oh so you'd rather be with a blind person versus the deaf person who's shallow shallow visual deaf person yeah I say all of the above how about that dude I'm open to anything because you
10:05 could end up looking like Deadpool one day yeah and you want someone to love you for who you are that's very but they might not like your smell because you'd be smelling like charcoal and ████ and look how much personality Deadpool has to have to still be likable yeah you won't shut the ████ up dude you need a Brian Reynolds level Personality yeah dude can you live up to Ryan Reynolds No but I like I like the idea of somebody liking me for different facets because I'm sure in some days I'll need to make up for a lack of one with the other true it's like you know because if you're only a good personality what if you're like having a bad day yeah sometimes that happens dude see unlovable make up for something see Anthony I know it's like usually see I'm a good vibe put my ████ uncle died today like oh wow no like so yeah you can't love that person for that day because they're gonna be a bad he's a dick today there's definitely had to have been times you were with like an ex backing day or whatever and
10:55 she was pissing you off and then but you looked at her like oh she's ████ hot you see Anthony [Music]
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