0:00 well then I don't know make a comparison like who would it be theoretically the lady at the gas station I came across this like I want to call it a tutorial but it's not that but it's really um an amazing Pro tip about how to find mils near you oh yeah like like the ads always tell me but but but but but but it's not using any of those those uh you know none of those seedy clickbait things no Tinder real oh wow okay let's see and this dude mil he figured it out it's using Facebook Marketplace in a very unique way listen to this guy he's a genius antiques this guy
0:50 antiques vintage lawn use lawn chairs the first way is very simple you going to type in a wedding ring near me and then you can find somebody from here because we all know nobody selling their wedding rooming unless they're divorced or single oh no person you can talk to them from here or you can meet up with them in real life and act like you're going to bother the room but here's the cat see you weren't even thinking about this you can filter from highest to lowest which means you can choose how rich you want [Applause] to sponded money this is basically what that is but if you don't like that way you can type in wedding dresses cuz who's selling wedding dresses miserable divorced women that want Young Buck like you to come through and change their life Justice if you can filter by size
1:44 wzy if like big go for it nobody oh yeah got some motivational so you can basically have like a rich skinny girl a poor big girl a middle class fat girl it don't matter bro Li to this you can SC that's so smart sh this to your friends middle class wait so matter of fact about it is amazing that means he's wrecked through a couple ladies yeah this guys is thinking on another level man filtering the dress by S big brain ████ that means it's work for that's a good system I think it makes you know this feels like the Storage Wars divor you know like it's like it reminds me of will frell's character on uh the wedding crashes he goes to funerals he goes to funeral and he's got the game matched up above theirs yeah he's got his Niche like that is a weird
2:36 way to like go for I don't know if you really like mils I guess that's like that's a thing who doesn't like mils Joe come on yeah who doesn't you don't of course you do are pretty hot yeah see yeah you don't like Lisa an oh oh come on I've never heard of her is she a teacher yeah yeah yeah Food Network right she get arrested for something recently what yeah she got kicked out of Matt R's comedy show yeah wait really yeah I just feel like they're in a sad State you think mil are in a sad State well if they're selling their ████ things oh so you don't want to be a a predator is that why I want to be like after they had their um rebound and and then they had their glow up going be a long term no then after after they they they they dealt with that and then they they screwed this guy
3:27 and then afterwards that's what you want you the sloppy seconds so you don't want to be a rebound I want to be after the rebound nice wait so like your whole entire life have you never had that mil fantasy in your mind I've had a few mils oh you've had a few mil been you been with mils been there done that but the reality you ████ some mommies oh so you've seen the real thing because what's the reality okay the reality is you wake up with a ████ toddler grabbing your ears oh and you're like what the ████ is happening you feel like a dad already and then you're like I'm here to hook up not to meet your kids so maybe maybe you're going after mil whose kids are not out of the house yet it's like they're too young but the mils are young too so do young mils count the wedding dress was too SL mils count like not super far
4:17 I don't I don't count them I think like real mils are the ones that have like kids that are gone 40 40 50 mils T oh ████ n never I mean I mean that's not my ████ I'm just saying that's yourest k think that's what's considered a real milk I never hooked up with the milk that that's what gets you hard oh really no I mean that's what I'm saying no no over 40 all right yeah I never had over what was the biggest age Gap above you that you hooked up with the biggest yeah it might be my cooworker I think she was in her mid-30s while I was in my mid 20s L why are you laughing dude cuz it's so young for him he likes 55 coworker 60 he likes 55 that's what you saying yeah I mean after college most people hook up with their co-workers or at least like it's like where do you find people um if it's they didn't have dinner back then
5:07 you know like you just that that's normal oh yeah I guess so A lot of people ████ at work what's your oldest uh I was 19 and then I had a grow around 28 wow that's pretty big at 19 big that is a big poll at 19 cuz 28-year-old girls aren't ████ like guys that are under 21 who was she to you in your life how did wao wo Deadliest Catch deadliest was she like your probation officer no no no it's just someone I knew that's it you know how do you you fish with a hook and no say he doesn't want to burn it out no say well then I don't know make a comparison like who would it be theoretically the lady at the gas station hey okay for someone who knows Hawaii who would that person be to an
5:57 average Hawaii it was a g it was a gas station Auntie yeah what's what's a gas station Auntie with a micronesian immigrant that came over it she works at the H the H dude she yeah at the she's working at the H gas station oh no my these days are very smart it's awesome these days what does intelligence have to do with anything why does that need to be mentioned back in my day they weren't they didn't have anything before Fukushima after after after for fuk what happened to their brains huh what happened to their brains what are you implying it's got with the system social media they all have phones now it's easier to get they didn't have phones like they didn't have phones like that back in I didn't either okay fair so you know a lot of them you know the English wasn't all that oh you couldn't really
6:48 understand was it so was it hard to hook up with them when you were 19ans that's what he saying he's just saying that they were easier to exploit back in the day they were just easier for them to just they got making me look like a predator so tell us more tricks like they didn't have FS you could ████ listen to his campaign he just said my chrans are regular he's all like now you can't really sleep with them that easily but back then you walk into 8711 messed up dude up be like oh they're El literate oh ████ that's messed up no no no you know the funny part the first podcast I did with you guys see how I talked about micronesian they didn't watch the whole thing so all they heard was micronesian they were all like yo micrones on the oh yeah that's right but
7:41 I was like oh yeah hell yeah my condition condition's on the map but I didn't know the whole time they didn't watch the whole thing so I was like that you were really ragging on them oh my God that's so funny dude Ken what was your what's your biggest age Gap age Gap uh it wasn't that much it was only like 2 years years older that's the oldest I've dated yeah that's cool you guys are dating some oldies but um what do you call it I remember when I was like 19 and we did this dance gig at a club and after you know how people usually hang around after and they're just enjoying the rest of the night there was this older lady that was like hitting on me trying to like get my number like trying to get me to go like home and ████ and I was like already drun and I didn't realize how
8:32 much older she was than me but now looking back I'm like oh she's had to be in her like late 30s or something like that CU When you weren't into it well I wasn't really coherent so I wasn't like oh you know whatever and so I realized later like the day after I did get her number and I was like oh ████ we were like talking and ████ but that was like the closest I ever got to like hooking up with a mil it was crazy you got a mil number man I got enough yeah I got 12 years old again that's really exciting yeah we should call her man wow we should all call her um um do she have email I'm nervous huh email but that's the closest encounter I ever had with that see if she's on link you talk to her first what open how big her boobs are dude she she did have pretty big boobs though a man you P sick so sick
9:25 been sitting in it are you not interested in like older women like that um I don't think so well no not really my idea of a older woman when I was 19 was like 24 yeah I me too that felt like way old but now I'm looking back I'm like that was the same when I was 23 I was dating a chick who was 33 and I was like I'm kind of tight yeah you're that guy dating dating that's a real mil I I found out she doesn't suck dick and I was like bye that is that is a big yo she's like see you [Music]
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