0:05 Did you guys hear about this teacher? So, he's facing 20 years behind bars for dating a high school graduate. Okay, but check this out. She's 18 years old. >> What's funny? >> Cuz it's horrible to do that. >> Wait, she's 18. >> She's 18. She also he never had her as a student. So, he taught sixth grade. He wouldn't he wouldn't teach her because she's too old for that. >> Yeah. Well, he's going to jail cuz he's dating a 18year-old. >> 20 years in jail potentially could face that much because he he he started dating this girl after she graduated. The relationship was consensual, but they have a a rule in I believe it's Nebraska where if you are intimate 60 days postgraduation, that's illegal. You have to wait till 90
0:55 days. >> 60-day grace period. >> No. No. 60 days. You can't >> Oh, 60 days penalty period. >> How did they >> What's 75 days then? >> I think you're Gucci. >> Prove that she they were dating 60 days before her graduation. That's crazy. That's crazy specific. >> It is specific. Yeah. But apparently they it's through text messages that they were able to determine. >> I thought in Nebraska like you could get married at 16. >> So he >> is that a guess? >> It's not because of that. It's because of the teacher student thing and the stipulation. >> So, oh that's a law. >> It's not just age. So, it's teacher. >> Yeah. >> Well, don't you think though that if they're already in that industry and profession like a ████ would know like, hey, we got to wait 60 days got hot about it. >> So, no, he got he didn't know. >> Oh, you spicy boy. >> This guy didn't know because when he got
1:46 arrested, >> he wait >> I waited till he was 18. >> He waited he waved his fifth amendment rights and just told the cops everything. Oh, >> never do that. By the way, >> the cops >> and then the cops like I got >> that sucks. That wasn't even an investigation. He was just like saying ████ >> Exactly. Right. And then he gave over his phone. They have 15,000. >> Oh my god. >> So they just got this guy by the balls. But but everyone But this is kind of a story because it 90day wait and he they had sex at 60 days. >> Also, he never had her as a student. So this is a lot of weird stuff. >> And they're how how far are they apart? >> Uh she's 18. He's 25. 26. >> That's not too >> It's a cool law. It's I like it, but that's kind of weird how this went down. >> 20 years, bro. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Wait. 20 years difference in age.
2:37 >> No. No. He has to go to jail for 20 years. >> That's like murderers get away with less than that. 30 days short. >> I mean, he's hopefully not going to do 20 years, right? >> Well, hopefully not. But they're they're throwing the book at this cat. Well, who's prosecuting? Cuz she's like, "What if they're still together the whole time?" And it's like, >> "Yeah, it could be the state." >> Yeah. It's funny cuz it's like she's like, "No, like that's my boyfriend. Like, we're together." And then they're like, "No, you can't be." >> Yep. >> And her parents are still cool with it. And everyone's like, "What the f███?" And that is a specific law. Something must have happened where they had to put that in place. >> Yeah. They're probably trying to protect the youth from being manipulated. >> Did you guys see the list of all the weird laws in Vegas? So, one of them is you can't ride a camel through the desert. Damn. >> Cuz they actually had camels here at one point. >> But you can't ride it.
3:28 >> But you can't ride it through Vegas anymore. >> Can you walk it? >> No. >> What? >> Can you drive one? >> No. >> No. But it's like that. It's like they There's a >> I don't know about that. But But you're they they had rules for a reason and then it doesn't apply anymore, but they no one changed the rule. >> Yeah. I love those. But maybe there was a camel riding problem where they had to make a law. >> I think it was one of the casinos actually had a attraction where you ride rode camels. >> Oh ████ >> So you could So you could Yeah, maybe. So you can only ride camels there, but you can't personally own one or do whatever. Ride it through the desert. >> Oh, so they had a monopoly on camel riding. >> Yeah. But now you can't >> the Sahara. They're like only we can have camel. That means in similar fashion in Nebraska, there must be somebody who holds a monopoly on dating people under 60 days postgraduation in the same field of work. >> Makes sense. >> That's the only that's the only reason
4:18 that Epstein >> at Bies. >> Yeah, >> cuz like I I do agree that all the weird laws >> are put in place usually because something had happened prior. >> That that's the story of America, right? >> Protect somebody's money. So in what situation were they like hey this makes the most sense that 60 days as a waiting period or a grace period needs to be met first? 90 >> 90 sure >> or it might have been before like some people they announced like a teacher student announced their relationship the day after graduation and the parents like no no you can't do that >> so that they're like okay well we'll pad 90 days to it >> or yeah maybe it shows that if you announce your relationship like the day after graduation then you are obviously courting or doing something before beforehand >> to protect the schools from being sued when these types of things happen and then the kid or the kid who freshly
5:08 becomes an adult ends up retrospectively compl complaining that they were manipulated into it. >> That's that's definitely that sounds super realistic. I laugh only because the idea of it is protecting the schools before it is protecting >> Oh, for sure. >> Well, they'll they'll say it's for protecting students. >> Yeah. But it's to protect the school from being sued. For sure. And then cuz school being sued if it's public is basically the state being sued, right? >> Yeah. >> Which is why they have to prosecute. Crazy. >> And then they run out. >> Yeah. That's why cuz it's to keep the precedence to >> Yeah. >> Damn. Oh, dude. They're really just being like, "No, cannot love." >> Set the example and be like, "Come on, that was for real." >> And maybe and like sentence hard and then maybe when he's doing sometime like reduce it later on when Yeah. when nobody cares about the story anymore. >> Once it blows over, they just let him out. >> But the initial sentence has to be heartbreaking. >> Do you Do you guys remember being a
5:58 senior in high school and then there's some chicks that are so fine and I would look at the male teachers that are younger, right? And I'm like, I know you're looking at the same thing I'm looking I'm like, how do you resist? >> Yeah, cuz they're like fresh out of college. They're like 23. >> Yeah. And I'm like, I know we're looking at the same thing. >> Yeah, for sure. That's so weird cuz I have memories of like doing ████ like high school girls because I was in high school. >> Yeah. >> But the memories are me remembering like a 16-year-old girl's body, but I was also 16. But it's just weird when I think about that. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like kind of >> but she should have aged in your mind. Steve, >> I know >> what's wrong with your up. >> You got to get an update on it. >> Aged memory. So, you just add the years of the memory to it. >> But I also remember girls being ruthless in high school trying to like tease
6:48 teachers purposely like all that ████ Horrible. Yeah, >> dude. >> The ABGs of the '9s were ruthless. >> I think I was just too oblivious to notice ████ like that. >> Well, they tell me. >> Oh, >> yeah. It's like not like I'm not just guessing. >> I just I get extra credit. They're trying to test the waters of their >> I think they're trying Well, I think >> they're like exploring puberty. >> I think when you're young, you just want the attention, right? But then someone some of them will dive to the deep end and actually go for it. >> It's cuz we actually knew a girl that was dating um what was what was her name? But she was she was dating one of the um TAs, not a teacher, but he was not >> he was over. the other way too. Remember we had that hot ass counselor, that Asian chick. >> Oh, and then the boys were trying to >> every dude that went to go see her would
7:38 always try to shoot their shot. Like like every single dude and she was just this hot ass counselor. >> How it goes, man. >> She knows what she was doing, >> dude. >> But you know what I think though? It's like all of these like people that were probably just normal and they never were popular, they never had the hot kids. So hot kids is so ████ weird. But like now they're like >> We know what you mean though. >> Now they're like, >> we know what you mean. But now they're like now they're like now they're like being attract now they're like attracted by now now people that are super hot are attracted to them. >> Yeah. >> And then they're like oh this is my final chance. And then there's this girl like a teacher like I could be with a jock. I never I was a nerd. I was a clarinet kid and now I could blow his clarinet. And then she's all like >> that does happen a lot >> cuz they're getting attention from like hotlooking folks. >> Yeah. They're just born in the wrong >> popular kids getting they're getting
8:29 attention from like a hot dude hot kid dude. So they're like I can't wait to blow this clarinet. I never got a chance to blow somebody's clarinet. She was like when I was in high school I was getting fives but now that I'm a teacher I'm getting all the tens. >> That means they didn't age themselves up in their head. >> They think they're still that kid too. They're just like, "Damn, I still got it." >> But I remember like, didn't you guys have like I don't know if this happened a lot in white schools, but I swear to God, ████ Asians. The all the hot Asian girls had boyfriends that were hella older. >> A lot of them. >> Really? >> For sure. >> Yeah. And it was mad normal. >> Yeah, it was. >> Would go to dances and then I would find out that their dude was in college, but then I would be like, "Wait, you're in college going to high school dance? You're a ████ loser." >> Yeah, I thought that. That's what I thought, too. >> Yeah, there was always a couple people like that. Is that common for like white white schools?
9:19 >> I don't >> that the hottest girls don't date like guys their age. They like hella older. >> It was like a pride thing. It was like a like a what do you call it? Like like a trophy for them. I got a college guy. Cuz it's like I think for them it's like if you have a car, you have a job or you're in college. >> Yeah. >> You're way above, you know, the high school boy. >> You guys, you guys went to Asian schools. I did >> predominant like over 50%. >> Oh, really? Oh, wow. >> I had like there were like everybody. >> There were like three white guys and then the when they vote for like the hottest guy in school, it was like the one white guy >> on the yearbook. >> We had% >> Asian, maybe like 30 to 40% white and then I swear there was like 15 black kids. >> Yeah, we had a we had a ton of everybody >> in V Virginia. >> San Diego. In Virginia, too. Same thing.
10:09 It was Fairfax, Virginia. So, it was like >> Oh, yeah. I feel like San Diego is like 40% Mexican and then 40% white. You went to public in San Diego. >> Mexicans. >> Yeah. >> So it's just hella Mexicans everywhere. And every street's named after Mexican ████ and it's just me. >> That's why you like Latinos. >> Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. >> No, but you're right though. Like in high school all the it you couldn't get all the hottest Asian girls cuz >> also we're immature for our age at that time too. >> Probably >> we're immature for our age now. A lot of them weren't dating in high school, though. Like, yeah. >> So, if we want to follow in their footsteps, we got to go check out the middle school. >> Sick. >> I stand with you, bro. >> As a sophomore, >> it's hard to deny. >> How do they do that? How do they do it? I don't know. You got to do the math. How do they do it? >> You guys ever like and ████ where like
11:01 like they'll come pick you up at school or whatever and you're like, "Man, that girl's ████ second grade, man. I'm in fourth. That's two. That's too young. And then they're like, "Just you ████ watch. She's going to be cute." Like, you ever hear that ████ We're like fifth grade. She goes, "Man, you can marry her. She's she's right there. You got to invest." And I'm all like, >> it's like looking at it's like looking at a baby. >> Yeah. >> But then they were putting us on game, dude. Like they were literally like, "We should have listened to auntie." >> They're just like, "Younger is always better." >> She's going to be pretty one day, dude. I'm like, "What? I don't want She looks like a ████ toddler, dude." There was a girl on my street that lived on my street that I had a secret crush on, but I was in se seventh grade. She was in fifth grade. And just that mental thing I couldn't get over. >> Yeah. >> Cuz it's it's it's like probably only two years apart or maybe even one year
11:51 apart cuz I went to school early. But um just the fact that she was still in elementary school and I was in junior high, I couldn't get over that mental hump. >> The gap is so big when you're young though. >> Yeah. And that's that's also a >> ████ fourth grader and eighth grader. That's massive, right? But the age difference between me and Hannah is bigger than that. >> So like if you're if if you're in fourth grade right now, how old is Hannah? >> She doesn't exist, bro. >> She doesn't exist. >> She's ████ her dad's nut sack. >> Interesting choice of words, >> dude. You want to hear a crazy a crazy examp uh when I was in high school? So there was like a school trip where uh you could you could choose something called alter activities. Do you remember that? >> Basically, uh >> it's like a elective or something. >> You break off. It's like a one week out of the year. You break off into
12:41 different groups and then different groups will go on different trips. One of the trips was Big Su and then uh they do like a camping trip in Big Su and then one of the girls who is obviously underage in high school with us. She like snuck off and stayed in the tent of some random ass camper guys, some other dudes that like outdoors guys that were camping there. >> Wow. And I mean, I heard some ████ happen, but the girl the other girls were like high-fiving and ████ We were like, >> were you guys like, "Why don't you just ████ us?" >> Well, I didn't. She wasn't like the She wasn't a girl that no one was going after, so it was just kind of like fun trivia, but I grew up with that girl, so I know that her dad >> is a ████ judge. >> Oh, ████ >> Yeah. >> Did you guys ever have the girl like in your schools where it's like everyone knows that girl sucks dick?
13:32 >> Oh, for sure. They and they had like code names for them. One girl was called Triple X Terra because she was sucking so much dick in Xterra. >> Was she hot? >> Uh >> I didn't know no dick suckers. >> Really? >> Like like popular dick suckers. >> You had to popular ones. >> We knew the We had popular dick suckers. >> We didn't have any in our school too, but the rival schools, we thought everybody was that. cuz everyone that we had to crack open our own levels of Pokémon, you know, like you're with your girlfriend, she does it, but I didn't know a commonly known dick sucker. >> Oh, we had commonly known dick suckers. >> How It's kind of weird to talk about because we haven't aged them up in our mind either. >> Yeah, it was very weird though. It was very weird at the time, too. It's It's all weird. >> Damn. You guys knew dick sucker? >> Yeah, but I didn't like ever I didn't ever get with her or nothing cuz I was afraid >> like
14:22 >> cuz she was getting around, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, that's what made them popular dick suckers. They're getting around. They're not sucking one dick and telling the whole school have a single one of those. >> Glendale did, though. You're like, "We didn't have them cuz it was me.
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