0:00 he's like you're going to start feeding the bees and I was like dang so you have to have the puffer and a bunch of honey you feed Bees honey maybe maybe that's not what it's called never heard my life maybe I wasn't feeding bees you feed bees what's the puffer for puffer is just to get them out of the box but how did you feed them I don't know thought I was feeding them Joe he thought the puffer [Music] was and welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about things that are super important to us yeah that we never talk about oh what about I always talk about it you probably do okay yeah I I do think Joel always talks about what's on his mind I do too even if people don't give a ████ talk their ear off there's got to be something you forgot about yeah there has to be
0:51 something I'm actually curious about what Ryan uh cuz I feel like Ryan has a lot of secret interest yeah you secret ████ Asian man what what yeah what's important to you that you go the dark web the darkb that you don't talk about cuz you're like either people won't know they're too stupid to get this or like yeah you could tell me I'm not too stupid like you play Final Fantasy 13 tactics all day tactics what which one is that one yeah games are pretty important to me I got to think of like the really obscure stuff cuz I feel like I've talked about so much of it what's the game that you play that you feel like no one would know a game that no one would know tactics bro nobody plays that ████ oh oh there's um oh there's tons there's tons there's one that's like um it's it's called ogre battle 64 see I some nobody would know that ████ it's a game it's literally a game from
1:41 Nintendo 64 and it's one of your go-to games like once a week it's a I'll like every now and then I'll just play through the whole entire thing just randomly in one sitting wow because it's uh this like Graphics there bud it's not the greatest Graphics but the thing is it's the people that made that game they're um they're connected to a lot of the people that made uh Final Fantasy Tactics like a a bigger game than on 64 dude yeah it looks like a hey that's pretty good for back in the day though for 64 you remember 64 you have an N64 no you just played with the emulator but the but the the the thing is that the system of this game has never uh been replicated from since then nobody's ever made a game exactly that same way like most games there's like tons of the same exact kind of design
2:31 but that design is different where like you place I'm sound like a nerd you place soldiers on a grid and based on where you place them that's the action that they take so like so a guy if he's in the back will do a different action than if he's on the front row and then you just like you basically do a pretty much like a battle tactic against another Army and then you send your units is that kind of like a what's that game World of Warcraft similar yeah yeah it's similar like Starcraft Starcraft yeah it's very similar to that style of game mixed with other elements that they just abandoned they just sto doing that stuff and I think like I think what happened is is there must have been some kind of Ip discrepancy where like the guys that designed this game now don't own that design and whoever like commissioned it now owns it so then they just can't make it again or something damn I don't know but yeah that that game is highly
3:21 important to me to the point where like uh you know cuz you know like I like to mod games and and like and figure out the code and ████ I've I've haven't done it with that yet but nobody's done it with that yet really so uh that would be pretty cool what got you into modding games the what what got you into modding games because I I there's a really nice Community for it uh so like anything that you want to learn about it there's there's so much information and there's so many applications that people make and then one day I was just messing around I just wanted to change the color palette in one of the final fantasies just to see what would happen and then from there I saw all the other options and then I was like I went through a rabbit hole of like oh this program does this this code does that all I have to change is the of this and then I I make this character look like that guy and then it just got so deep and I just started making crazy ████ you ever do the unlimited cheese wheels and Skyrim thing no oh jez fill a whole ████
4:12 house with cheese wheels and I open the door and all the cheese wheels came out making making Skyrim mods like another Beast though because that's like everyone already did all the mods anything you could possibly think of they already did it I don't know how to do stuff for that level of thing but for 16 bit is it's that's the limit of my knowledge I got you I got you damn that's pretty crazy I feel like sub's into some weird ████ me yeah I think you're into a weird what's the topic again some something important to you that you don't talk about or people don't give a ████ about no something important to you that people don't talk that you don't talk about oh okay yeah what's important to you why is everyone obeying the rules so hard too everyone's like can I say this uh is that on the topic I think people are am I think people are like trying to dig because everyone here talks about what's important it's hard it's hard to think of the thing you don't talk about because it's like how do you know if it's important well I I have one thing that I for sure never talk about it here
5:04 but it is important to me and I think it's ████ gay and nerdy at the same time fitness oh yeah dude yeah like programming I'm actually uh I really really I really enjoy programming um but it's ████ gay and it's whack he just talked about programing where you sit there going about yeah it can't be worse than me so what I liked about programming is uh when when I first started getting into lifting this is like high school everyone just broed the ████ out you know and you're just trying to like ████ you just you just train and you go ham or whatever and then um there's this whole concept called Progressive overload that came through which is like you want to trade sub maximally and then uh by keeping within like 60 to 80% you have over long term that's where you get the biggest gains and then there's different methods of that there's like daily unul undulating periodization there's linear periodization there's like different ways to achieve the same
5:55 things and then I started taking seminars and then you find out that Olympic coaches is actually coach at a 4-year macro cycle so programs are broken down ma macro cycle mesocycle micro cycle microle like a week mesos are like 3 to four weeks macros exactly it's ████ no keep going I get why you don't talk about it now but I ████ I love this ████ and then I like to see coaches uh I like to see what their perspective is why like what do they Peak for how do they Peak for it and if you have to balance like the world games in between the Olympic Games now they have to program for every two years versus every four years and then you start to see oh ████ running programming is actually same thing as lifting and then MMA fighters and football players and you're like this science it's almost like the code of the human body is the same across all disciplines you're just
6:46 changing the branches and the leaves but the tree trunk of progressive overload and periodization is actually exactly the same across every single Sport and that part was like pretty cool so I I read a lot of research papers on this stuff but it's ████ gay though I thought you were talking about computer [Music] programming train talking about training he's talking about human program it took me a disturbing amount of time to figure out that you were not talking about no I was talking about like yeah like like volume frequency intensity yeah skill acquisition I'm talking about like workout programming it sounds like a bunch of buzzword dude it is hot topics you sound like a guy at a meeting who doesn't know what the ████ he's talking about he's just making us all waste time I'm talking skill acquisition yeah it's like oh great it's like I'm back at Maker Studios listen to people talk
7:36 about Synergy and they Ed def they Define a lot of these terms a lot and so the problem with this is I really like this everyone else that likes this is ████ whack so I don't even want to talk to other people about it cuz people that usually like this stuff have a stick up their ass mhm and then they get super technical they get really technical cuz it's all sometimes it's just this guy's black so he's good at every sport doesn't matter what the ████ the program is so sometimes there's that but then people don't no I believe in science so I like this is what I like to talk about my wife hates it when I talk about it everyone else hates when I talk about it so I don't talk about I like when you talk about it so far signed me up for that I hate when you talk about another one this is the cat of worms you open hey uh yeah but I love it and then that's why I enjoy coaching my friends cuz I'm personally invested but
8:27 that's it I I think you make it fun because he names his programs fun okay I like that but people don't like his programs cuz they hurt oh do they hurt they're challenging sometimes they're supposed to be though yeah depending on the goals yeah yeah well I probably don't know now I mean he he made one for me it and well I did one it was called the ████ legs program he made me a separate one that was much more that's a good name dude but the ████ ass legs program was like really ████ pain that was really hard that was a really hard one is that if you have ████ ass legs then you do do that program to get cuz I had is that to get ████ ass legs yeah yeah I would love some ████ legs take longer too what do you mean to get your legs done properly and what was it what was in that ████ ass leg program it was just paint squats probably got lots of squats
9:19 and lots of supported accessories I don't remember I just remember every single workout I was like man am I doing too much or am I too weak to much yeah all right check this out last summer I was so ████ into this game called Marvel snap it's a free game you get on your phone oh man yeah and I played that game ████ nonstop I was playing that game hard and I finally got like one of the bosses in the game you can have galatis as your player and he basically blows up the whole ████ board and so I was just completely griefing everyone with with galatis and it it almost always worked for me it was great but then one day I logged and dude I had I was like leveled up and ████ like that and ████ leveled up did you spend money on it no I didn't spend money on it but I was you've never spent any money on it nah I don't do that ████ but I was
10:09 leveling I was leveling up that means you're grinding I was grinder I was a grinder dude oh my God you put in real time every time I was doing like kitty litters and ████ like that Nikki's like what's taking so long to do kitty litters what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I was like upstairs in the we have like a podcast room I'm on there ████ playing
11:00 marel snap and ████ well then so then one day I played this game for like a month right month straight didn't even didn't no bathroom breaks but I played this game for about a month to like total time if I had to think about like I started playing it I want to say it was like August and then midt I'm playing it in my garage between workouts I was like a workout rest with Marvel snap cuz like you play play for like 6 minutes at a time 6 minutes around and then all of a sudden it goes hey you're logged out and I was like okay so I log back in and then it starts my game back over and my entire account is gone oh no what the ████ I lost it all over lost my Galactic randomly deleted yeah I lost that little bit of Joy I get from blowing up the whole board and making people sad were you ████ pissed did you just did you just delete the app I
11:51 deleted the app right away I was like ████ this game maybe it was a blessing in disguise how could that happen that's so weird I have no idea but it was so I was so ████ piss you think Nikki got in and said this ████ playing too long and she deleted your ████ I don't think it literally happened in front of my eyes like I go from like I had just played I had just played like 8 minutes ago and then I was like okay time do another set and then I I open it back up and it's ████ logged out yeah and then that was it it's over someone hacked your account someone got I don't think so I mean I went through my emails and ████ like that I was like damn I never like linked it to any of my emails so I just like you know how you start an account and like it an account for you yeah I was like I guess I never linked it to anything and I and had I bought something probably I would have linked it to an account or something like that so cuz you never got prompted because
12:41 you've never done a transaction you're probably just busy grinding dude you're just like on trial what a weirdo you actually put that much time into it and never made a real I know dude I'm I'm an idiot yeah so that's something that that's something that I I never talked about that I was like man that's pretty sad dude it was sad yeah I spend a lot of my time when I'm not training or just chilling I spend a lot of my time watching cooking stuff like I I just am obsessed with it and I look up all the stupid gadgets I could buy in the kitchen that I don't need like what I got I bought an emergin blender wa what's that that's good those are sweet though they're pretty fun we make purees with those is that like a ninja or no that's no it's like a blender from the top yeah so it's it's pretty much like this a blender at the bottom so if you want to make Salsas yeah oh you put you and you just make it wow that's pretty sweet so like you know like um that
13:31 isweet when you have a mixing bowl you can have like all your ingredients there yeah and then instead of putting it in the blender you put a stick in there and just make it so you stay in the everything stays the bowl oh it's pretty sweet or like a big old like they use it a lot in restaurants and stuff yeah it's really convenient especially cuz you don't want to put something in a food processor it takes forever to clean all that so you just get one emerging blender wow um do you have a lot of app appliances no I so our kitchen's small so I have to be CFT with what I buy otherwise Tiff be well she actually doesn't give me ████ about it which is kind ofet but we are running out of like cabinet space so I can't buy too many appliances I bought a pasta ████ maker you make pasta at home that's sick I I've I've done it jealous I I've done it a couple times and then I was like maybe I won't do this anymore is it better though is it way better way better it's way better right but then again it's like that
14:22 still takes a long time though dude I have no time eggs and you got to massage do that cuz we took a pasta class we took a pasta class it was really dope it was awesome I should been doing that Marvel now but honestly though like if you do a little bit of it it's a ████ game changer like it is pretty sweet and then you can freeze it put it in your in your freezer um see that's a skill that you you you currently have me it was all linked in Marvel snap but you know but now you know you can get galatis now you know right here I got the oh it's the card one yeah you're a nerd it was a nerdy ass kame it's it's ████ fun though yeah you know I think I started getting into uh fabricating and Welding yeah you know how to do that I just started welding it's super ugly oh cuz you have
15:12 to make it all line up like yeah you you have to make beads and stuff welding is ugly though yeah it kind of is but but the outcome is beauty is it hell if you do it good all the little beads line up perfectly yeah I know like you properly learn how to W so satisfying it's underrated like people that can do it really well I feel like if you know how to weld and fabricate you can run the world how how do you run the world yeah how do you run the world with yeah how do you run the world when girls run the world uh not really but nice reference D I don't know what you talking about you could build a metal house a metal boat I can build a car and run away with it you know what I mean like you know how to build an engine from welding no it's all welded together it doesn't it doesn't turn he's like AR moving I will get the
16:02 pedals that I can pedal the car away with I'll just roll it down the hill and stop where I sto you know what's dope about welding though welding is like glue for adults you know when you want to make some ████ as a kid like here's popsicle sticks but then it just looks like popsicle sticks but then when you're grown up you're like dude I'll ████ put a thing on a coffee table that's what it is you know when you when you're younger you have a bunch of random piece of Legos and you just create your own gun yeah so with the welding at least you can just do whatever you want make your own gun seriously but when you you know I started practicing making my own cage my motorcycle cage so I'm just copying and pasting so but cutting the Angles and stuff is mad hard yeah I bet is someone teaching you I'm just watching YouTube and you already have the tools and we got the tools what the ████ how much are
16:52 the tools no my my my friend bought my friend bought a welder kit I bought like a $10000 welder kit I just wanted to practice and it's wow I suck ass you got the visor but we got the helmet and everything but look could you suck at w looks like the easiest thing I've ever seen uhuh that's what they say that's what they it looks like they're not doing anything right looks like they're just doing but dude that ████ is hard you don't even need a steady hand hard dude why do you think I tried it cuz I was like that ████ look easy doing it I'm already burning through holes I'm like damn I suck ass you know so started watching proper YouTube videos and this is my first piece right here guys wow that's the start of the cage start of the cage it's pretty good man wow cut welding I'm just copying it but making it the way I want to build it which is bigger piece where do you just buy those metal pipes from Harbor Freight you can go to a spot called in
17:43 Burbank called something it's amazing the metal store starts telling you before you can think of it I'm telling you you go there it's it's literally like a Kmart or Walmart but for welding in metal but how do I go there if I don't even know the name it's called something metal just type in Metal Store I'll find it for you I'll so that part of the cage that you had right there that take you like 35 seconds honestly that was like 2 hours bro it should be 30 second a minute but yo I was trying to figure out the angle and the cut I already ████ up one pipe so I got to throw it out away and do it again was was honestly no wonder they sell it for $500 cuz that's a lot of thinking cutting laboring and Welding when you watch Pros do it it looks like nothing it's like oh that looks so easy it looks so easy I know yeah and then they sand the beads down and it becomes all one piece like what the ████ and then you go to the comments and then other welders are like that
18:34 looks like ████ dude it's crazy yeah I don't understand but yeah that was me damn I'm on a welome ████ I think one of the highest paid jobs is um underwater welding deep sea welding oh yeah one of the danger want do that high death rate like a ████ yeah imagine have the welder thing and you have your oxygen tube like oh when I do that I be scared of the short th dude it's cuz most of the jobs are on oil rigs so you're in the open ocean oh ████ crazy current you're just out there that's some rough ass work man that is rough you just out there it's mostly it's mostly women though that do that job yeah it is mostly women real predominantly I was like what small hands they can fit I'm like those ████ can't carry that ████ into the water you hold their breath for
19:25 real they can't even pass the jar test I've been following a lot of welder page but you know what's crazy there's been way more welding girls now welding girls well they got big titties and bouncing around dude no in the midwest there's a s███████ of them yeah cute faces and then they just go like girls what this is what guys think I do but really M welding and everything Joe got us in this chick who like collect bees oh yeah The Beekeeper collects bees yeah she's like a beekeper that's a hobby she around catching bees or whatever my first job was feeding bees in Sacramento your first job was feeding bees giving them honey oh you know how to deal with bees yeah because uh but how do you feed them dude you uh you just get a honey is that
20:15 enough take it back okay you hold up a flower like what do you do no one of my first jobs hold construction right one of my first job was construction and I ████ up the pillar so bad it was like a two-piece pillar and I had to cut it right in the middle and you're supposed to have somebody there and the other side and here and then to take off the the strap and then his life is full of uh oh don't just go like this no I had to sit on the pillar and and then next thing you know I was just like oh I'm done I took off the the straps and I totally forgot there's nobody on the other side it just fell no it just went ████ then my boss is like damn you got demoted to beef feeder go Feed the Bees was that it's like 8,000 a pillar oh 8,000 keep in mind I'm 19 though but look my boss is
21:06 just like yo go to my brother for work now and I was like damn I ████ up so you got fired I got fired pretty much was that the Russian guy Russian dude oh okay went up to his first my his brother's first set and he was just like whoa welcome here you going to put this suit on I was like what the ████ is this white suit and he's like you're going to start feeding the bees and I was like dang so you had to have the puffer and a bunch of honey open up the box so you feed Bees Honey huh who feeds you feed Bees honey maybe maybe that's not what it's called I've never heard that ████ in my life maybe I wasn't feeding bees you feed bees I think you're I think you're naming it feeding bees but it's just Bey be yeah man you put a bunch of cake mix in a bowl they love eggs you got to put a ton of eggs yeah he got the bear honey and he's putting honey on the bees maybe wasn't feeding bees what did
21:57 you get like a bunch of like a bouquet and put the flowers feeding confidently saying you did not feed okay this is exactly what I was you know they eat the pollen right what's the puffer for what does that thing puffer is just to get them out of the box or around you sometimes get them out of there so you can feed real quick it was crazy I swear to God I'm not lying you're up the box I remember opening up the one of the cubes and there's hella bees and he told me like there's a bee Extinction going on you got to say that's how they do it though in the videos but how did you feed them I don't really thought I was feeding them Joe now I think about it what are you think collecting the honey he thought the ████ puffer was ████ the hone I don't know anymore I don't know anymore I forgot actually no I don't know anymore I feeding the bees bees
22:47 need water to liquefy into sugar crystals maybe you're doing some of that ████ you don't even know you you were giving them water were you giving him water pouring bottles of water on gallon jug he gave be dude I remember puffing them I like the idea that you're just such a good worker you just follow the rules you don't even know what the ████ you're doing I wasn't I was so embarrassed you know what's H funny if they spent all that time to harvest that honey they put it aside he goes and puts it back in there no that's probably why I never did that job right after the next like hey go to my other brother what was the next job you did dude the next job was making the pillars again with cement carbon fiber you got recy it was like a circle feeding is between those dude it was weird I'm telling you was was this in the same building too this was in Sacramento this was around like 2015 16 but I had to make the cement and
23:39 I had to throw carbon fiber in it wa we should have started with beef feeding guy I was working for didn't speak uh any English just Russian dude dude that's crazy how did you communicate I was just like yo he was just like that's crazy how like how uh how much they just hire like help that does so unqualified they're just like hey this ████ ████ up all day that must be every construction site huh that they just got some random kid doing ████ huh BR no always well with my uncle if my uncle's in charge of it then yeah that's how that's how I got my construction job my my mom had a friend uh that was building houses and then uh she was like hey my son's not doing anything this summer and he's like how much do you pay and he's like I just give everybody on my thing like if they're unskilled 100 bucks a day and we'll cover your lunch w
24:29 so I was he just started giving me a nail gun and I was just start putting together frames like CL and then it would be like two three guys two three guys putting it putting it up and then he'll be like since you're the UN most unskilled one you go get us lunch cuz I just go drive and I'm like oh this is tight like you get your lunch a day is good for back then hell yeah my uncle my uncle pick up day labors and ████ like that and he he gets them till lunch time he takes them to Taco Bell and they're ordering whatever the ████ and Stu like that and he's just letting them order whatever the ████ they want at the end of the day when he's going to pay them he's like you spent 20 bucks take a nap oh my God does say ████ about it either during lunch that's messed up yeah dude he's the best like order L you fat ass do you remember how much you were getting for the be stuff and the the beam thing no I just remember like every
25:19 week my check was like either 400 bucks or maybe 800 bucks that's pretty good damn but that was that was like he never paid me for 2 weeks for you know what I mean how did you meet this these guys dude the guy I was practicing break dancing with his brother had a construction business oh Russian Russian dudes they're all first first first job demoing was one of those and then demoing I had to do demo I ████ that up that's the one you messed up huh yeah how'd you mess up demo just you're supposed to he said go over there and start taking the walls down so I slammed the wrong ████ area you took the wrong walls down I took the wrong wrong area ████ up dog bro pretty no the wrong area and then all you hear is someone go and you're just like yo what just happened she's like you put a hole to my
26:11 wall demoing no ████ I did yeah my B's like the wrong side I was like f the wrong side B the construction I do the same ████ I think yo I blame that guy though are supposed to go Mark the walls that you supposed to yeah he just said go over there and I saw one dude over there I went to the other side boom I was like oh I'm not good at this it's not your fault maybe it's cuz they couldn't speak English dude
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