0:00 [Music] so apparently haunted houses do not scare off new home buyers according to a new study is it because uh inventory is so low right now i guess that's exactly what's going on right they're like ████ it if it's haunted i'll buy it still a good price they're saying that a lot of people say that a major concern is not finding out a house is haunted it has more to do with the price go figure that s███'s haunting um california property taxes that s███'s ████ hunting living in california haunting that's ████ hunting so 44 of respondents believe they live in a haunted house 44 people believe they live in a haunted house they think their house is home the value goes up but i want to know what kind of investigations these people are doing what is considered a haunting a lot of agents
0:50 say uh before like if someone passed away in the house it was like a deal breaker but now some people don't even care anymore if they could just get the house that they want then they'll get i'll ask how they were dead like if they like if it's like an old lady that just ████ died i'm like that's cool but if it's somebody that blasts their ████ old brains out or someone goes what if they just kidnapping justice no no no because then that's they're gonna haunt what if the ghost plays really loud music all the time ████ you insane people don't think about that what era though 18th century that's whack i mean if it's like nickelodeon piano that's dope but you know even that statistic of 44 of people think their houses are haunted that's probably not even accurate like remember all the ghost hunters episodes where they would do that show like half more than half something just trust me bro yeah they were like oh ████ they're making ████ up or like those they'll see shadows like oh it's a shadow and it's a car reflection every single time they
1:41 think they're ████ you never fantasized about being seduced by a ghost of course i thought i think about ghosts blowing me all the ████ time do you think that'd be pleasurable ████ yeah well i mean i can't feel nothing but apparently have a cold touch so it'd be kind of weird i don't know dude you ever had um a girl put like listerine strips in her mouth before she sucked your dick no i have not i don't think it fully changes the temperature that much but i mean probably more for her doesn't her dick burn have you ever had a girl drink ice water and drink some suck some dick continue have you ever had a girl have you ever ever had a girl ████ put some ice in her mouth and suck your dick have you ever had a girl get a root canal and immediately suck your dick right because you haven't lived because it's called it's called fire and ice okay and what they do is they have hot tea or
2:33 hot water okay and then they have ice water and then they switch back and forth was the last time you did this with a girl yeah you know this very well and where did you learn about this this was in beijing china in the winter of 2006 for real and you got a fire and ice treatment yeah i didn't know what was happening until my friend told me what that it was he was in the next did you pay for the service i did it my friend paid for it are you wearing a condom at this time what do they call it i don't know they were talking and they were talking in chinese they were talking in chinese and i don't know what was happening before it happened was your body like yo enjoy the fire announcement i'll see you after this ████ no but we were talking during the whole time it was happening because you could hear it's kind of like a in different it's like paper wall so what i just was like what's happening i'm like she's using hot water i'll just get it from one to ten ten being the best thing
3:23 ever what would you rate it on a scavenger oh it's like up there with ten dude i was shocked did you find that i was weird when we're in the room there was a stove right next to the fridge there wasn't a stove but there was she came in with drinks and i thought that was for me to drink after she goes no i think you have a slight smirk i feel like there's a really like enjoyable moment in your life why don't you do it again yeah exactly i never i just never remembered so i'm going to ask for it you asked for that how long did this uh sexual act last it's not a sexual act man she's stuck in his dick spiritualized your ████ day god you're weird it's a massage there's a massage part of it yeah yeah but also like how long did that last he wants to know how long you last dude what if i want to try it you know not even a minute dude so all i'm saying is ice on the dick is not a bad idea it sounds like a really bad idea sounds like a bad idea especially a foreskin it was just
4:13 actually yeah it was it was ice on her mouth first and then my dick it's not direct did you come to the cold or come to the hot good question where did you come down because you're in beijing on a seat belt but you come on [Laughter] yeah apparently the housing market you know way too many experiences i wish i had more why are you talking what are you just told me your crazy experience you have a crazy experience yeah drive by shooting bars or whatever yeah i know i can come in a diagonal whatever but like but i'm also like 10 years older than you no but it's just like like i'm never going to be in beijing china having eyes and stuff yeah you ████ yourself you're the one that wanted to get engaged it's not me joe
5:03 you have the most you have to admit you have the most unique experiences across the board it's a sexual maverick as you say yeah it's not even sexual just just in general you've been to more waterfalls than i've been yeah way more water you want to come is waterfall if you want to go out the sexual act he stood in more waterfalls than i have if you want to come i'll take you exactly i think i have to did you did your wife tell you i saw her at the park she said you guys like walked a bunch yeah alone ████ fire and she said she just kind of fire and ice thing with you i didn't know what that meant that was starting to make sense and she kept saying like yeah joe kept saying just put only ice and just leave it on his dick i'm trying to give her pointers for you i guess she didn't ████ do it man trying to help you live man sweet guy so this is about ghosts did you did you spend most of your time at home in your life is that why you don't feel like you lived enough
5:53 it's my family they uh they really preach the whole like no vacation they're very asian like we save money save money so we never did anything no vacations no road trips no nothing no nothing just to the catholic church and back on sunday that was it no camping trip have a ritual after catholic church at least anything uh buffet really yeah how's that what's sick what buffet uh golden corral heard of it i love golden corral dude wait they said they don't got money have you heard of ryan's no it's like uh what's that la one with the steak golden corral is classic home crowds sizzler sizzler like scissors do you remember the vegas buffet in l.a yeah in glendale yeah it was called the vegas buffet this one in hollywood too buy in and out uh yeah it's like a cross street yeah did you have a bucket list when you're like when i'm free and i can do whatever i ████ want i'm doing it now i just wanted to travel i just felt like i
6:43 couldn't travel why did you choose covet times to travel dude no one's ever in hawaii that's true no one's ever anywhere you're right i've been enjoying residents of haunted houses claim to experience strange noises i've worked hard on this article focus feelings of being touched or watched seeing strange shadows or even ghosts and random hot or cold spots throughout the house gilbert have you ever seen a ghost yeah don't tell us about it just say yeah all right cool anyways uh anthony have you ever seen a ghost i don't know are you hey isn't vietnamese people like hella like in the ghost ████ yeah but i mean a lot of easter eggs are people aren't good when did you see the ghosts what did you see wait you're beating me chinese vietnamese ████ that just blew my mind chinese my blood venus my culture my my parents were born there 100 beijing
7:34 beijing what ghost did you see yeah you mother ████ a piece of ████ uh the banana tree this was in uh savannah georgia i did a ghost tour when i did a ghost tour i swear to god the guy kept talking about carriages that you'll see them and i saw one i don't know if because he implanted it in my mind or not was it a real character a ghost carriage a ghost carriage what the ████ are you talking about it's like a horse's carriage but there's nobody explaining like was it a ████ pumpkin or what dude oh man it was a ████ carriage with ghost horses yes with those horses the whole thing was just a outline i just saw an outline from a distance basically where uh forest gum that that area in savannah did it disappear i just saw it go away so it could have just been an actual carriage and it was just a carousel it was it was a ████ like thinking about it like it never never disappeared it just went away was it translucent or
8:24 anything cool it looked translucent okay this is a weak ghost story bro was it that's why they said yes and it'll light up first no man now i think about it i think it was just a light colored carriage it didn't go it was a plan not trying to put the energy in the universe but kind of trying to put the energy in the universe seeing a ████ ghost with a bunch of homies is like the way like i hope that'd be pretty cool i've never seen a ghost i'd rather have a shared experience by myself let's let's go ghost hunting together didn't you do that with casa no i didn't go i wasn't yet i don't know let's go let's get the boys we should all experience some ████ that's where where should we go though where do you go start at deja vu in hollywood and work our way out i heard there's some haunted strip clubs yeah i want to investigate that's a brilliant or the comedy story isn't that supposed to be ████ like notoriously there are people there it's a comedy story bobby claims that every time
9:14 people go to the bathroom there's these dead comics that are just there in the bathroom they talk to you they just talk oh they're doing good i'm like these are also just like comics other jokes to die for that that was good do the same joke joe but do it your way is it jokes to die for oh sorry anthony carlos macias sorry dude he told him he just does it better [Laughter] [Music] you
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