0:00 we're such ████ children show Colleen show Colleen hey show Khalid hey Colleen are you coming yet are you coming she's not but I am these pics are great dude [Music] so uh a new doctor has come out on Tick Tock and has warned people against getting surgery to enlarge their penis wait that actually exists this is terrible news but then do you lose the nerves because then what's the point of having a big dick if you can't feel oh you have to walk around with a big old dick though
0:55 there's two different operations to lengthen it or to Gerson it girth in it you do both at the same time yeah I think it's highly not recommended but someone's gonna die in there you gotta choose why doctors well actually it's going what did she just say look it's like a groundbreaking it's like Jesus Christ then he puts the formula on glass and he's like it works holy ████ Eureka y equals NX plus girl he goes out to the floor and he throws papers in the air and everyone's like what no way and they started doing like a NASA style handshakes there's a guy who's like who's like he's
1:46 like in a room far away and he's like they're gonna go through he's like they don't it's gonna blow up this thing's gonna blow up they don't know no there's a guy there's a guy who turns around and goes you know that's never gonna work the jaded veteran yeah he's in a wheelchair though I tried yeah his legs are gone bro 1972. they're never gonna make it happen you think it's my choice to walk like this he's like he's like at least I'm alive you should see my wife come to a headstone oh it's in the room right over there oh my God so this doctor explains that there are two types two types of procedures one two like I said lengthen the penis and another to give it more girth um one is you cut the suspension
2:37 ligament and that makes the penis look longer I don't think they should cut that bro that sounds like it's important it sounds like it's important and he says now that's great for the men's change room because that's what all guys do you'll go into a change room show everybody your dicks let's go it's an optical illusion but for actual intercourse it actually reduces function and it can make the penis unstable and you can break your penis see I would much rather not do that so it's like a Magic Eye it's a Magic Eye dick it just makes it look bigger don't look directly at it look up here look from over there it's like trying to get a dick angle to make it look as big as possible oh no what about if you Contour your dick with like makeup there has to be a way dude Contour give your dick a little outline there she goes that abs are like their
3:28 faces I watch female makeup videos with my wife I see what they'd be doing in their face there's got to be a way can you just go into Mac and just be like okay what can you do about this can you fixing me up I got a hot date today going to Sephora what do you got lady the best ways to get arrested I've heard in a while in a while in a minute and then they'll let you go the suspensory ligament plays a major role in proper penis functioning and so it's important to avoid injury to this tissue unless you want your junk to stop working ligaments don't have the same ability to heal naturally like other parts of the body especially when they're completely torn so that's not a good one that's a lot of risk I was thinking about the make Macy's makeup ladies
4:19 dude they can't wait to talk to you that's true they're like we'll see what we can do they're like wow someone someone's coming right for us it's my lucky day she's gonna be like you looking for something for your wife actually it's something for me would you be bothered if you were dating a guy and then he confessed that oh actually I had my dick looking I don't think any guy would admit to that person what if you found his paperwork well have you found his paperwork like his certification just pulling down the ████ sun visor in the car and it just drops enjoying the moment like hey what's this would that bother you at all would it bother me yeah um it'd bother me if it doesn't work what if it works great what if it works great and then you look at it and it's still only three inches though he enlarged it from one to three yeah
5:11 you're like wait you got LinkedIn it was still three inches a small ass stick and he's like I got a confession I've had lengthening procedures so you went from small and you're too small to small she's just like oh really oh really I didn't think suspension too but ████ I didn't think you needed it I said cut the line doc I'm lighting out there so the other technique uh is this one this one sounds disgusting to add um why every article you have been playing so far is their old Steve Irwin videos playing around every single ████ I'm not kidding for everything this guy likes animal videos it was on
6:02 this app yeah it was on this ad here is old Stever it's like old Stever with a snake on it it's your cookies dude Irwin's been popping up on my Instagram see what's going on did you see the world where the ████ snake bit his neck yeah yeah that's what this was what why is that going around there there was something recent about him maybe maybe it's the anniversary of his death or some ████ maybe just the snake relevance to this dick thing oh that could be that's pretty good search terms that makes sense so you like snakes do ya look at this procedure as a surgery you have to inject fat into the penis to make it thicker that sounds way cooler dude hey that's what people say I want a fat dick but have you seen have you actually seen how those look no I haven't look those look pretty gnarly yeah it says that you can get lumps and bumps in your penis and it's going to be uneven pull one up and then show your face man oh man it
6:54 really does look pretty crazy all right here let me go incognito on it what do I even ████ put in this fat injected dick that injected and then just write Anthony by Anthony Lee a poem I went to shop see Steve Irwin tackling the crocodile oh my God yeah it's not good let me see let me see it doesn't look so clean so clean so Colleen we're such ████ children show Colleen show Colleen hey Colleen are you coming yet are you coming she's not but I am these pics are great dude oh ████ the most childish I've ever seen
7:45 that's so ████ funny yo this is wild oh my God okay there's penises out there eight out of ten out of 10. that's a top right holy ████ oh no that's like when those ████ fake ass bodybuilders want to inject that ████ oh dude that's crazy I remember so why do I even get the procedure if clearly there's not great uh I think it's up here more yeah a little bit but what if it works what if it works you guys ever heard about dudes uh it's not working you guys ever heard about guys putting marbles in their dick and yeah I seen that yeah they put in the top so they've been like oh when I get out man I'm a
8:35 ████ plow my girl down and then they're like oh well you better put marbles in your dick then and then they you're talking about in prison right yeah in prison I don't know first of all I don't know how they get monsters why do they have so many marbles in prison how do they sneak it in dude always playing marbles oh yeah it's probably been in someone's ████ or something you know maybe it's an easy thing to smuggle through your butt yeah and then you can play marbles or something but they got marbles you play board games and then they cut the penis and they stuff it through and I'm like that is a brutal procedure to do and can you just imagine two cell buddies two cell buddies sitting there one guy's in between his ████ legs no painkillers nothing no no alcohol whatever that gives me like uh it's it's like for for extra pleasure for the woman all like adding beads in there like oh
9:25 so if it's like this it's like it's like right at the top so it goes hits the G is that true though I don't know ask Colleen um you gotta get out more yeah but yeah now the the outside of prison people they just put like hearts and ████ they'll do like these like metal uh like uh implants yeah they'll do designs a little lightning like IUD yeah yeah exactly not like that at all this is new to me I don't know it's a safe space but it's also very dangerous it's more like it's more like a wfd
10:19 anthy's Googling big dicks being the surgery does it work every time he's searching other stuff now you should type in Marble dick did you type yeah oh yeah you want to check how that looks the marble on the Dick God damn it I only do it to show Colleen I don't know if I want to watch this bro it's exactly no it's less gross than the fat injection oh the fat injection's bad that ████ looks like a ████ gooey duck this just looks like a Dr pimple popper this is just a lot of Greek statues you said marble oh ████ oh he likes it I gotta try this oh oh it's a screen oh ████ all right show clean she'll clean yeah all right bring it here oh come on Kelly check it out oh dude that's not okay bro
11:09 rib for your pleasure though that looks like warts is that warts yeah that doesn't it looks like a tumor a lot of statins it would be a an immediate no I think everything would cease yeah do you guys see Suicide Squad it looks like that spot guys oh yeah the dude who ████ like gets all puffed up vomited there is a lot of statues what do you mean really though yeah that's a wonderful one oh that's a bad example he said that's a wonderful one Ryan stuck his tongue out he was like I want a 3D me it's definitely up here definitely up here if you're gonna do that to your body you're ████ mentally do you think girls are like I can't wait till my guy gets out of prison so he could ████ me down with his marble dick absolutely but to be sure let's ask Colleen sure we have a lady here I should I I think they can't wait yeah
12:01 yeah right yeah I can do it I can't is it something that gets said at every cocktail party probably all the ladies uh that are like oh my my man's coming out of prison I can't wait he told me he got two implanted oh well mine's got three and then they fight over it yeah they lose a friendship yeah and they fight over they're just like well so what and then they all laugh at the girl that has a guy that only has one marble what if it made the sex worse so then you get this operation and then made the sex worse oh for both parties reasonable what have you got two Marbles and you have sex and then you come out you only have one marble left oh ████ maybe they should ask what Joe just did is why I miss when guys used to write movie scripts for girls yeah they were the best yeah it was the best it's like oh my God my guy's gonna come out and he's gonna dick me so hard with his marble dick I'm like oh yeah well he's my guy's gonna make me come way harder and faster
12:51 you only have one Marvel yeah measure the measure the table read for that yeah just marble dick that's the title of this donde esta marble because it gets lost right [Music] foreign [Music]
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