0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the hot seat where we've got the hottest and even hotter questions featuring yoshi y'all [Applause] so you know you're in the hot seat we want to get to know you but before we get too hot out here because it gets really steamy oh it's not really really cold and dry and the master of that mr bart quran okay he's going to start it up so scary yoshi yes what's your favorite two-dimensional shape two-dimensional shape he's so good he just says one word and then he goes
0:51 whatever follows it i'm gonna say it he's prompting himself he's mad listen waifu boobies wife with boobies waifu boobies oh the w waifu yeah god none of you are nervous jesus that is what the hell is the wife that's like that's um anime waifu say that all the time it's like a wife but you're saying it like oh like japanese anime style when i google waifu boobies it shows up oh yeah you said 2d right is that hentai oh wait that's 2d that's 3d yeah there's some real titties that's doubled yeah that's 2d right i still ████ with the animators they're doing real hard work out there trying hard hardest to make good titties [Laughter] the real hardest to do good titties yeah i feel like he was looking for like triangle yeah that's what i was thinking
1:41 like a circle well he's trying to throw me off i'm gonna throw him up like that's a good answer i think that's a good answer i think that's it playstation one laura croft titties is that what you're going for no that's 3d that's polygon right we're not gonna do that maybe it's a big butt now because everything's butt world not a big buck ma'am cannot lie all right well between questions we always have them shed one article of clothing so then just take that off we'll get started we'll just take it off and then we'll get going oh he's not he's a tease he knows this game he's a sneak attacker we tried to do some fan service but no i guess i guess we have a christian today congrats i'm being born again i've been sitting here drinking the whole time i'm like [Laughter] that's amazing you got one of those baby
2:33 belt alien ballers that's his talent here we go let's say what's your favorite color chainsaw black old black right along the blade you got to watch the show in order let's say let's say you're a mormon for lucifer how do you sell that religion dude what good i'm a mormon for luke yeah you're on a bicycle and you're like saying you got your little short sleeves yeah get your state and then get your satan today first i would unbutton a few okay right because we're we're selling lucifer oh cause it's hot but he's not yeah to break the law no but then you don't have the helmet because you got to have the hair like you know you take it off
3:24 yeah halfway through halfway through so you're losing them a little bit you take it off and you're like cool yeah you're lustful okay i mean lucy you grew up in california yes i did your name is yoshi it is yoshi well like in school because of the mario games well that's actually why i got the name yoshi my real name is joshua and people can say it properly yoshua yeah does your mom mess up it's just like joshua so it's exactly that's right in indonesia like we go by hebrew style it's not joshua joshua becomes yosua or yeshua and so when we moved here they added the h but they didn't change the y to a j got it why do you guys go hebrew style they're original they go to the source they're like ████ that ████ anglo ████
4:16 yeah hebrew national francs that's the third question actually is that the most popular hot dog yeah that's really up there i thought actually i don't know maybe maybe at first i thought you were japanese i know because your name yeah i remember you're like yoshi oh you're japanese too that's cool and you're like wait i'm like a little bit yo she's not japanese and then it's like a nickname right yeah so i was like how come peter doesn't have a japanese name yeah and it's my older brother's christian peter peter that was that's what that was our real name oh that makes sense and then peter peter from saint peter saint peter that's right yeah man would you want to be when you grew up when your kid i wanted to be a fire truck driver like oh you wanted to be on youtube i don't know why i said fire truck driver all right that's fine now you can identify as one if you want you just want to drive the truck but hey guys put that
5:06 out please listen listen the reason why i lit the fire truck is because my kid loves trucks right now and all he does is point out trucks so when i let's say fireman i said fire truck because i've been used to like acknowledging the truck existed scott's so much [Music] here take these they're for free here here's some food so you have a kid that's okay that's obviously a big step what made you and your and your wife go like okay it's time to just settle down let's do this or was it that was always the plan uh we had already thought about that and it was just like we're never going to be ready so we just you guys were uh high school sweethearts right
5:56 we weren't high school sweethearts but i i liked her when i moved to america when i was eight i saw her and i loved her like that was like i was like her like she was like a ████ girl across the street like winnie winnie it was a church no way so you love whatever you were saying yeah as much as a kid could love somebody else i was like mom i'm going to marry her and my mom was like okay chilly wow when you were eight did you guys ever have a rough part of the relationship have a break and then you like screwed a bunch of ████ yeah you ████ a ton of ████ yo wow it's a hot seat right i don't know no i did not no i did not okay no i'm just i i nick was asking me to ask you yeah anthony have a moment in time when i was gonna ask because i i knew if i was gonna start dating her we started getting to know each other like around my 20s and i knew if i asked her out that was it she was going to be the only because you guys are like old-school like church
6:47 buddies so that style is like when you date it's like almost marriage it wasn't so much that because i wasn't necessarily being super like christian boy or whatever but i just knew i was like there isn't anyone like her and i had already kind of like known it in my head that i was being friends for so long we became friends uh we knew each other like from eight years old to like 20 but we didn't like interact as friends we knew each other we saw each other at church and she would serve and i would surf but it wasn't always like oh my god it's her yes it was every weekend how did she see you then at 7 35 we turn up the heat a little bit if you were to put two pictures right yes same lady your wife one when she's eight one now which one's hotter because you fell in love when you were eight that's what you said you said something you are now like you're not as young as you used to look like you're
7:37 all you're so old now that's a very you're a ████ aging yeah he actually is probably one of the rare few that can't answer that yeah it was yeah you guys were like i liked it when i first met you but like uh 7 35 minutes not the same woman that i knew got hotter every year and i'm happy with it that's good that's good you handle that you gotta take that's that's super interesting to me like um you know like like it's it's not that common where at least for me where you find your your your first crush yeah and then you basically stay in contact with this crush because usually people like move away or whatever right and then you stay in like friends or whatever and then you actually get to be with her i remember the moment because i was i
8:27 dated somebody else in high school and because i i stopped going to that the church that sarah and i grew up in like uh i only went on sundays and i barely saw her instead of going on to like the youth group so i started dating somebody else and i remember at the tail end of our relationship we ended it um my high school like girlfriend at the time and out of nowhere it's like she like knew she didn't know that i was not dating or dating anyone or whatever but she saw me and she was like oh you look really nice today like you know han touching would you like and i praise the lord bro i went to peter straight away and i was like i think i still love sarah he was like no but that was kind of the start of it all oh this is while you're dating the other no no we had we had broken up but but i told you trying to catch him yeah watch it watch it now but but between uh my high school girlfriend and her i did i
9:18 did date other women and i was like you know what i'm just gonna go a little crazy like you said i went a little crazy and then i it was like straight up i feel like his version of little crazy is still very gentlemanly like going to the movies rated pg-13 she's really clean on the streets yeah usually means a freak in the sheets this was college yeah yeah yeah it was it went a little crazy where i like get a little crazy failed classes failed classes it's self-discovery you know i i pushed back like a couple semesters because of it yeah it was it was yeah i i went a little too were you did you go to long beach i did okay because i think that's when i met you lbs you were a cheerleader yes oh we have a lot of shirts world champ baby so now we got too many too many dancers who the ████ said too many dancers huh earlier we actually we had chappelle
10:08 today he's a comedian oh yeah and cheerleader too yeah he's a stand-up comedian and i was a former cheerleader yeah we won worlds in 2011. what's worlds like nationals sorry nationals in daytona so they did like a big old what if he was here too and then they were just like oh my god today's video is brought to you by expressvpn when did we decide to stop upholding free speech as a basic human right what's playing out right now at big tech companies and social media sites sets a dangerous precedent look it doesn't matter what your politics are or who you voted for everyone should have the right to express themselves freely sadly the big tech monopoly has instead opted for silencing tactics and censorship to fight back against big tech's control of the internet i use expressvpn ever wonder how free to access tech giants
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12:38 you're lifted a girl whoa she's 300 pounds well he hasn't done something i was i was throwing like girls who were like 115 120 and it was fine yeah but thank you but they said my dude is but i threw a 90 pound girl and she didn't know how to stay up there and didn't know how to jump so she got up and she didn't stay tight and she like went like this and i went i was like oh and i'm like oh that was weird but then we had to keep rehearsing and i was like 20 20 years old i was like whatever so i went and i was the jumper of our you know in the beginning of the section so i do my jumps and i throw all these crazy jumps and then there's this double toe touch that i do and on the second toe touch my legs are up here and the back just locks up and i go straight down on my spine oh my god and i went clap and i was like i can't move
13:29 why is chilling so ████ scary dude chilling was he telling me crazy stories oh yeah but today i'm learning so much ████ about cheerleading that i'm like dude that's a dangerous sport and the thing is it's not considered a sport so they don't get money and it shouldn't be considered a sport but i'm still scared of it it there are some crazy ████ because if it's yours cheers my next campaign with nike cheers a sport dude let's get started mike here he's like cheering he's not a ████ sport he's not a ████ sport okay chill out [Laughter] but it's like you know b-boying finally being considered a sport yeah olympic sport you're like wait a minute silence cheer is still not isn't there competitive cheering like
14:19 events though that are just private and and like they do the whole big shows yeah absolutely but the problem is you have to like shovel uh you have to bring out all the money on your own versus the schools taking care of it because it's not considered a sport yeah what's the uh acting job that you're the most proud of and what's the one that you um if you could have it back yeah you need to you could bury it yeah get rid of it oh if i didn't have to i think every experience that i've had so far has led me to who i am so i'm okay with everything even though if it was like terrible especially jk right because this was your launch of your career right it's jk that was the launch of it for sure the most terrible one then jk terrible one now jake you have the least fun now jk that i had the least fun yeah we were like we were like paramount pictures back in the day nope nope
15:09 you were like the original dude and people forget about that ████ that was the thing he's like you son of a ████ ████ you to like pull me in and and do acting stuff yeah you guys are like today's wong fu yeah definitely nah i don't think so anyway [Laughter] uh i mean i don't know like there are some work like bad stuff that's happened during sets and stuff like that but i wouldn't say it ruined my whole experience as the film but i did one uh the western that i did in indonesia that looks dope it was awesome it was so much fun i got to play a ████ cowboy which you don't get but it's really good they're not super safe in a lot of stuff so there was a scene and and uh the dutch officer that was playing with me he was very method and i was like hey guys make sure that
15:59 the knife is a fake one before we get going and i forget i'm doing makeup and i get there and we're doing the rehearsal and i feel cold hard steel on my neck and i'm like whoa okay that's not the fake one and i like cold cut and everything and i'm tied up because he was supposed to be like attacking me and then i was like well all right nope we're not doing that and i i go up to the uh prop master and they're like i was like bro fake knife the the prop knife he was like oh it is it's not sharp i was like it's still pointy i'm not letting that get to my neck so then they finally like brought out the you know fake one and and and then the method guy got all mad because he was good he grabbed the knife and he was like what is this and he threw it like right at me it was a little crazy method x's are wild and i was like bro i'm number one on this i'm gonna get you fired
16:49 but i it was my first time being number one so i didn't want to like i didn't know how to that i could do that you know what do you think of method actors though well here's the thing people are talking about this right now yes they are and and method acting as long as it doesn't to me as long as it doesn't um inconvenience other people and and and screw with other people and it's not a way for you to uh be s█████ to people s█████ things and and get away with it doesn't extend into other people's shoes yeah i like baldwin method acting with the ████ bullet i don't understand that because he fired it at the director and and and the dp which is at camera if they were standing at camera there shouldn't have been anyone there anyway if he was pointing at it so i don't think he was supposed to even fire them and there was a screen cap and his finger was on the trigger really yeah yeah he's supposed to have a trigger discipline yeah but like it is in his
17:40 testimony so my finger was never on the trigger whatever and then like and it fired without that yeah there's an image that was uh released and his finger was on oh yeah fully well if he shot somebody so even so on set even if it's like if it's fake gun no ammo you still don't point it directly at people ever so actually that's the other funny thing my best and favorite job that i've ever had was the job that i just did in atlanta i got to play uh uh just a dude i as much as i love like asian rep and and like talking about our cultural stuff i got i want stories of asian people who are just in stories right and so in this last movie that i did i was the number one first number one in a us film and it's a romance film and i'm just a dude it was really quick you're talking about on the call sheet on the call sheet yeah so just for people yeah yeah the lead role of it and
18:31 i it they don't like go into why i'm asian i just i am and it's yeah we don't all have to have a movie called like tears of a ████ soy sauce or something right we can have both we can have both those are really good we can have both academy awards that's right that's why rufio was so like valuable he's just like oh they stole this kid from china now he was he was just they stole this ████ badass asian dude yeah but asians do that ████ too though like they create films that are just like ████ chopstick drama or some ████ like it's gotta be like come on just make a ████ story about gymnastics or some ████ and the thing is there's space for both sure this is what i'm trying to say asian sensation it's okay oh that's cool that's cool right i'm down with asian invasion yeah but it's asian sensation i don't know an
19:21 aggression you remember this in the little gangster never that's so loud the gymnastics movie is called that quan i'm gonna make that movie i'm i will be i will be quan i'm down like your most recent project it was like it was a romance film and sex did you have a sex scene he method acted with another woman that was it it wasn't it wasn't like it's a white chick otherwise i had i had three different love interests kind of crazy of course you would yoshi method acting they were very they were very like good about making me feel comfortable and and i i hope i was able to do the same for them and we had like a a a coach for all of that like all the scenes so it was all good intimacy is there a scene where the girl says kiss me and not cause you're asian there he is
20:11 i wrote that in so cringe that's so cringe so crazy i love it kiss me he's like on my screen on the take that you do for yourself like directional whatever you want kiss me affirmative action it's not because i'm first generation american but from indonesian roots right so it's good writing but it's also my very first like indonesian character in the us but the funny thing is like how many times you say mi goreng once or twice the funny thing is because of the whole gun thing with like baldwin we had a scene where there was a gun that had to be pointed at me and and you know they were like we have the prop gun that is metal and we have one that is plastic we don't need the
21:01 blowback because it wasn't a blowback gun um so we'll just use the plastic for this you know is that okay for everybody i was like yeah that's fine and they're like we're gonna check it we're showing it to everyone blah blah blah and i was like anybody who wants to check it go ahead and check it so i'll go check it because it's being pointed at me and i get to be the last one to there was a bullet in there it's like the spring one you know you can tell like the feel of it and all that stuff but when you're doing that right you don't want to laser anyone lasering is like when you point it at anybody's face you keep it to the ground while you're checking making sure but because of the whole i think i like multiple things everybody was like i want to check it i want to check it everybody's checking it and they're going like this they're grabbing it and they're doing this they're at my face [Laughter] i was like okay i get wanting to check it but if you don't know what you're
21:51 doing don't guys that don't know how to ████ with guns they'll do ████ like this is it is it loaded i was dying dude imagine if they had to check nunchucks and each person got to do a run oh my god there's a bullet in here hey you want to check these chucks yeah dude you want to feel safe my uncle was a sheriff actual ████ san diego county sheriff he's sitting there cleaning a gun pointing at my ████ dad's head the whole time so yeah my dad's like what the ████ you doing craig a real gun what the ████ chuck who gives a ████ [Applause] go watch it when it's out
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