0:00 Did she look money? Pearls, everything. ████ Rolls-Royce looking car. And this ████ ████ was >> OH, SHE WAS MUNCHING. >> OH, WHAT the >> aggressive. Aggressive. Why aggressive? >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. All right. Hey, Nick. >> How you how you feeling, Nick? >> Hey, Nick. >> How you doing, Nick? Feeling pretty hip-hop, if you ask me, brother. All right. Would you rather live in a Cantonese neighborhood or mainland China neighborhood? >> In America. >> Are they both the middle class? >> Yeah. What class are they? Cuz that's that's going to be different. >> Just straight up Mandarin or Cantonese. I think I'd rather live with some Cantonese folks. >> Okay. Lower middle class Cantonese or upper middle class Mandarin.
0:50 >> And what kind of Mandarin? >> I feel like that's the same kind of >> mainland Mandarin or Taiwanese Mandarin cuz they're all different, dude. >> Mainland. >> Mainland. I think I go I stay Cantonese neighborhood. I think >> me too. >> Why? What do you got against mainland Chinese people? >> They're just dirty. >> Dirty, lawless, ████ scoundrels ████ on the streets. >> Yeah, I can't be >> What's a What's an offense that you see them doing that you could see them doing while living in a neighborhood like over and over again? A common occurrence. I could totally see like one of these mainland ████ is like a Uber driver, right? And every day he comes out, he pulls out of the driveway, he just bumps into a couple of cars and it just ████ drives off. >> But it's a rich neighborhood though. >> Thinking it's okay. Like no need to leave a note or whatever. And every day
1:40 you're just like, "What the ████ Why is my car getting more and more scratches and s███?" And for them he's like, "Oh, what's the big deal? I just drive out here. What?" You know, it's like just a little it's a boo boo here, boo boo there, whatever. Is this common? Because uh me and Smack were went to some Korean barbecue place here. And while we were like in the waiting area, there was a family also waiting. They were obviously Chinese. I don't know if they're mainland, but the the mom who was like a she was like a young fit like very pretty mom. Really pretty Chinese dress. Picking the ████ out of her nose. >> Oh, that's mainland for sure. >> That's true. That's a thing. That's a thing. >> That's mainland for sure. >> In public. Yes. >> Just digging like a monkey. pinky finger. >> Not even like discreetly or quickly. Like the whole just no shame >> flicking it. >> I even told Smack, I'm like, >> "Are you seeing the same ████ I am?" And
2:31 like, and we're clearly like like I'm s like as close as Anthony is to me. We're like that distance. And me and Smack are both just looking dead at her. >> She doesn't give a ████ >> Where were you guys? >> What? Korean barbecue place. >> At a Korean barbecue place. She was a Chinese lady at a Korean barbecue place. >> Yeah. >> Maybe. Maybe it's still like the this is more our territory. >> It's a sign of dominance. >> But like is that like what the hell is that? >> They just have a different sense of civilization. I think >> because she was so like poised and like prettyl looking. It was she didn't look like a slob. >> She was like all ELEGANT AND THAT'S A BIG ONE. >> And she was she didn't she wasn't loud. She was just normal. >> Maybe just getting a booger out is just a different realm. You know, >> the way my dad explained it to me is communism came to China and then wiped out all culture, right? They burned all
3:22 the books on Confucianism. >> Oh, that's the Shen Yun explanation. >> All that stuff, right? So, you you wipe it you reset the Chinese mind. >> And then so that's why mainland Chinese, they have to relearn culture. So, they adopted a lot of Western philosophy. So they're maybe the fitness is western, the clothes is western, but they haven't gotten to the manners yet, which is why they still fart and ████ in public. >> Etiquette was last. >> Fart and ████ >> But that's why the Chinese speakers in other countries, they don't do that stuff because they didn't get wiped out by communism. >> So, okay, pre-communism, >> what the ████ >> they weren't picking their nose in public. >> No. >> But postcommunism, they were. >> Yeah, because they got they turned into monkeys. So pre-communism reset >> it's like Wakanda dude it's like the last city of Atlantis. >> Pre-communism Chinese Korean Japanese same amount of bowing right
4:13 >> same same amount of bow like you go to Taiwan they bow Taiwanese people they bow still >> everyone same amount of bowing same amount of confucutionism communism comes then half of the Chinese speakers turn into ████ Chinese monkeys so now they're ████ picking their nose and farting and doing all kinds of ████ like that. That's my dad's explanation. though I didn't get the whole like not standing in lines thing, right? Cuz like if you outside of China, like you go to Singapore, Malaysia, Australia, anywhere where there's like a Chinese community, they follow the rules when there's lines, no one's cutting each other, whatever, right? But like mainland Chinese would all cut in lines all the time. >> Yeah. And they got beef with the mainland Chinese, too. I think that's also a byproduct of like being like you know 15 plus% of the world's population
5:04 the global right cuz like no matter how sick in etiquette or like a like dude all these countries they all stand in line it's like oh your country added together it's maybe only one city for us you know what I'm saying like it's it's >> so you mean the line cutter is not normal in mainland China it's just it's just those line cutters there's more of them because the population's big >> I I think both >> I see people Taiwan and Hong Kong don't act like that. >> But they were also governed in completely different ways for a long time. Like you said though, right? >> They didn't get the reset. >> Like Hong Kong specifically also was under British for 99 years. Like they're learned in a whole different set of stuff. I was I was watching this thing about um the the reason why they don't care like the whole um it's more about me me is because the famine ████ from the communism because if you if you
5:54 don't like fight for your place in line you just die. >> So everyone is like I got to get on that train. It's the last >> you can get scarcity. Scarcity. >> I got to get that bag of rice. If I don't get it, I'm going to ████ die. You know, so that's what to me that makes sense when you when you see them at the buffet and I think it's funny when it's like they're waiting for the crab legs and when the crab legs come out they're ████ fighting like it's Black Friday and ████ and I was like and then you see the table they don't even eat it all. So I was like oh that's crazy but it's that mentality of like if I don't get that grain of rice we die. >> What about picking the boogers at Green Barbecue though? They got to eat them. I just feel uncomfortable. >> You told us a story before about like you were at some kind of field trip and your mom was there and she farted in front of everybody. >> Yeah. Did she explain why? >> No, no, that was at Boy Scouts. >> Oh, Boy Scouts. Okay. >> But my mom is just her in her own world. >> So, you told her like, "Hey, why' you fart? Did you say that?"
6:45 >> Well, first she denied it and then I was like, "No, everyone ████ heard you and then she guilt tripped me." She was like, "What? So, you want me to have like a ████ stomach ache all day?" Try to gaslight her gas, dude. She's like, "I can't control it." She I just moved to the side and it slipped out. And I'm like, "So, what is it? You're going to have a stomach ache or you didn't fart at all?" >> Maybe in the in the world of like overefficiency and lack of emotions. >> Yeah. >> Maybe it's like it's almost right to be like, "Is that really a big deal?" >> What you mean? >> You know, things like farting in public or burping or like flicking out a booger or something. >> Well, yeah. Maybe in the grand scope it's like, "Is that really a big deal?" Well, I guess the thing is if you're trying to be a collectivist mindset, then you every room you go into, you try to read it, right? >> I think it's a big deal for us. Yeah,
7:35 for sure. Being like, you know, this is the country, this is society and the culture and etiquette that we grew up on. So, assimilating to other people when you're in their ████ territory. Absolutely. But I'm just saying like I could understand how like if everybody in their country >> the thing I don't understand is that like if you're this lady right and she's like probably around my age or maybe a little older and if she can pick her nose like that in front of everybody and not even detect for a little bit that that's off. It's in ████ Chinese movies that that's funny. >> It's already in your culture that that's not normal. Yeah. >> So, like when they're doing that in the ████ movies your country makes, why aren't you not seeing that's the same ████ >> That's what I don't get. I'm like, you know, that's comic relief. >> And then on the the if we like kind of extrapolate it, if she's okay with this, that's not a big deal. Then maybe her
8:25 scratching her armpits and smelling is not a big deal. Then her ████ like smelling her ████ is not a big deal. Then what is a big deal? Also like the idea of taking this one singular incident and then generalizing the entire population. I just I don't know where the ignorance of that came from is what I'm saying. Like >> the other day I was at the gym and there was a guy, we have a big old window. There's a lot of traffic that goes by. There was a guy that was parked. It was a white kid. He was probably like 20 to 30, right? This dude was digging bugs, munching on bugs, dude. >> And he was doing it for so long where I was look I was the only one in the gym. I was looking around to be like, "Is anyone else seeing this?" So I I was like this is and he was it was like and there's a lot of traffic. So he was at the light for like 3 minutes long enough for me to like watch him for a while.
9:15 He's in his car. >> Okay. >> But then it's like >> it's not like you got tangented windows. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? If I can see you, someone else is watching too. I pull up my phone. I start filming. I got like 10 seconds of him just eating bugs. Dude. >> Oh. >> If I'm in my car, if I'm in my car, >> I think that's a human thing. >> I'm digging for bugs. >> Digging. munching munching bugs, dude. I saw a ████ disturbing thing in um this was on the west side by Beverly Hills, right? >> A lady like in a ████ she looked like Korilla Deville, like white lady. She looked money, pearls, everything, ████ Rolls-Royce looking car. And then it was uh me and that DJ Justin, we were looking over cuz it was like at a stoplight. And this ████ ████ was >> Oh, she was munching. Oh, what the >> aggressive? Aggressive.
10:05 >> Why aggressive? >> Cuz she's got to go now. There's a there's a small window. >> We were just looking at each other like, "What the f███?" And she don't care. She's just >> sick. That's ████ crazy, dude. That s███'s nasty. >> Not even like Not even like a person who's on autopilot like >> Yeah. >> You know, like that. No, like ████ just ████ And I was like, "Dude, this is ████ crazy." >> She probably went to China and learned it was okay. >> I think that was like she was having like a mental breakdown, you know? >> Oh god. Yeah, probably ████ nut like. >> But she looked so elegant. >> What if she's on the way somewhere that she needs to be like real problem? She's like, I got to get these boogers out, but there's nowhere else to put them. >> Oh, don't don't empathize with her, dude. That's crazy. My suspicion, my theory is that I don't think this lady
10:58 uh is ignorant to the fact that that's gross. I think she's she did read the room >> and she's like, "You ain't nobody." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're right on that. >> Everyone's beneath her. So, it's like you're not nobody. I need to >> You're my peasant. >> Like, why should I be in good behavior in front of you? >> I think that's how she's saying it. >> It's kind of a sick sick thought to have. I'm like, if you're just doing that and you can see the ey line, >> I'm wearing Versace, dog. I could I could I could pick my bugs in public. >> I think it's like it's that thing of like power. >> Who is you? >> Yeah, that is bottoms. That is like a crazy juosition when you go to like you see like those baller ass stores >> and then the the mainland Chinese go in there, they they do buy the most expensive ████ >> but they don't act like anybody else that's in that store. Everyone's acts money. They have like manners or whatever. And these fools are ████ Yeah. Like ████ digging in their ass.
11:48 >> Yeah. Buying Rolexes with their ass hand. >> Yeah. They're like Exactly. And they're buying like three of them. >> Smell their fingers. Let me see that one. >> You're like, "Oh ████ What the f███?" >> Those are the same Asian dudes that are like walking right back out of that store and they got a booger. So they're just mid street. They're like And they just blow their ████ >> That's crazy. The freaking rocket skills. >> The snot rocket. >> I've been seeing people do snot rockets recently and I don't like that. >> At jiu-jitsu. >> No, just randomly like >> Oh god. like random places like a barber shop I went to, one of the barbers walked out, just shot a snot rocket and I was like, "What the ████ bro? Who does that?" >> You do it without it getting stuck on your nose. >> That's what I'm thinking, too. Cuz it's a risky move, bro. >> That's why it's a rocket, man. You got propulsion technique. Yeah. >> And a guy with a deviant septum. I can't even. I don't even know how you push one out. >> You have to know how much pressure you got going on in there
12:38 >> to make it go all the way out clean. It reminds me of like I feel like the the Chinese thing is like just a level higher, but I feel like white guys always ████ spit on the ground and I don't like that ████ either. >> Yo, >> that's like the white version of that same thing. >> Dipping or something >> or even just for some reason just go and they just spit on the ground. I'm like, bro, in front of people. >> I picked up that bad habit. >> We used to work at a gym with this dude and every two minutes he go >> just like that in a gym >> and he wouldn't spit. >> No. Why? >> And and and all his clients would act like his normal like they and we would all kind of like we were like that's so ████ weird. And we would just all be like >> so he's just like swallowing. He might need some mucinx. >> I don't care what it is. Do it in the privacy of your own space. Bro, >> some people some people got those ticks
13:28 and then they don't know that they're doing it. >> But honestly, come on, dude. Get it together. I think you know you're doing it. You just don't think it you don't think that room deserves better. >> That type of personality is like everyone else acts like this is my space and you're just, you know, main character syndrome. >> We all have that same reflex. I think when you enter a new room, you're on your best behavior. >> But when we're by ourselves, that's when we're disgusting. >> Yeah. >> That's when I'm blowing snot rockets. >> Like I'm not going to scratch my nuts in front of people I just met. >> That's why I'm picking noses, brother. Okay. I'm not munching boos, though. I'm not doing that. That's a mental problem. >> Come on, dude. Especially the way he did it. >> Yeah. Yeah. That that made me nervous, dude.
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