0:00 [Music] there is a pretty impressive class action lawsuit that just happened in New York and it got settled and it is a very very big one and New York does it have anything to do with a really big one immigrants so sort of yeah I mean everything kind of does everyone almost everyone in New York is an immigrant like the illegal ones the illegal no no no so so in New York City there was um there were two Muslim women that were arrested and for their mug shot they have to take off the hijab oh and uh in both of their stories on why they were arrested these are two separate cases right here's the thing wait where you go you got an early uh you got an early take how do we know what they look
0:50 like I'm sorry but that was the the things that was the logic of the city yeah why they it off I me you're in America yeah you're in America wait is the H job just the head or is it the whole thing it's just just the hair the you're in America that's ████ them yeah yeah so in in each of their stories the these two women had total separate incidents in both of their stories they had family members that manipulated law enforcement into arresting them for bogus things they never did so they were innocent right they were innocent and they were set up to be arrested for like for like family drama ████ that's tough yeah so because of that you know being an innocent woman knowing you're innocent she just didn't want to take it off for the photo cuz she didn't want to be a period right it wasn't like she had like killed somebody in there but it is
1:41 still America and that is due process right yeah that's the thing there's certain things that are just like it's Common Sense guy but they have we got to know if you're cuz you did something we need to know what you look like and that's just it yeah it's what is the argument a bunch of Asian has nothing he's trying to do his job he's like something I just need to see your ████ face yeah if a bunch of Asian dudes ████ like jump someone and then the cops come here and they see a bunch of Asian dudes here and they make us get on our knees or sit on the floor we just have to do it even though we are innocent it's just part of the process yeah that's then that's you're taking me live yeah dude then I'm going guess what dude if I get ████ pulled I'm going to ████ and like you can't don't ████ force me to change my face that's what I look like that's what look like dude you got to be
2:33 yourself you're ████ triggering me dude you're ████ forcing me to do ████ I need to get out of like a mug shop you're changing your face like that is my face or you're just a c it's like dude come on man SM shot looks crazy you're the last guy today we're booking dude come on trying to make yourself blurry I'm like take the picture Jason take the goddamn picture I'm not going to move like just take the picture that's what some people have done for the DMV to prank them is they they sit there while they're waiting the whole time like that so when it's time to take their picture they just have that face and they can't be told that they're making a face dude now they don't care they'll let do whatever but yeah so these two women they sued the city in a class class action lawsuit because they felt it was a violation of their religious uh beliefs they're not supposed to take that off for nobody and
3:25 because they made him do it New York is now paying 17.5 million serious to 3100 people that had to do it in the past wa and it's not just hijab it's not just Muslim it's turbin and it's also yamakas oh okay yeah so now they adjusted the policy I mean yamaka Somas ████ I swear to God I'll be yeah like how does a yamaka even cover your face yeah that's what it doesn't but then they don't have to take it off now for for mon shots he's like hey buddy how about you just do this the Y's now here they just disappeared all you huh okay take it and he takes a picture he's like all right and he over ho ████ got a y godamn ████ out you almost trck as that ████ some yeah some that enters the ████ game yeah yeah what the ████
4:16 dude it's it's more hat in the picture it's just a bunch of hat it's a whole ████ hat but then if you if you wear it in your milk shot they're like you got to wear that for the rest of your life yeah to get in a train dude what the fck I wed my M out sorry guys you way yeah so because of that they have adjusted the law now where La where when you get booked you don't have to take those things off you don't have to you don't have to now that's insane I'm wear AG bro now you can literally commit crimes in any of these things and you don't have to take them off I cover my whole face in ████ black robes and if I commit a crime like I ninja yeah yeah I'm going got to take my ████ off I'm n i n the hijab that they're talking about here wasn't covering her face it was this it was just along this line dude I'm telling
5:06 you I'm going to so it wasn't like this it wasn't that I'm going to be like this I'm ninja these in my culture yeah dude I'm going to ████ we can I feel like we can just sue for anything now God damn I'm going to sue ████ restaurants for saying hey good afternoon it wasn't a good one so ████ for Don't force a good afternoon on me I had a s█████ afternoon you're triggering me you are triggering me enough saying good afterno that's it that's a new law sorry you can't say it don't you say it don't say fine good after say it man dude 17.5 million ████ that's crazy man I think there's a minimum that each one of those 4,100 people are going to get to it's like a it's going to be divided out yeah they're probably going to get like 10 bucks 17 million they like come on it's a lot of bucks lot might be a good amount actually they just heading up T sorry A lot of them 17 million D
5:59 that's not a lot yeah ra right dude it says they get at least 7,824 17 million divided 4,000 4,000 bucks oh that's whack that's what nothing but I thought it was each person oh but they have to take money out for the legal fees oh true yeah so you do get lawyers always win damn do you know those things the there was a wild never what up no nothing it was a where I was into that you know porn hub godamn lawyer lawyer porn no the the the ████ oh he Dr what's her name uh uh M this guy knows what's up she's been here before no way yeah back back in day
6:49 where's the seat which seat I'll ████ sniff it right now oh we threw those seats away God damn it no we still have them here oh we have them here she was here she was in the show for us meia K like 3 years ago the one that got away I came in too late she sitting right there on that desk oh she probably leaning oh my God guys posture she always has a good posture warm dude you can ████ fry an egg in this ████ oh my God me and Khalifa yeah it for you that that that rocked my world for a little bit rock rock what yeah cuz after 7 71 after 911 7 I know my bad f after 911 it was like it was just weird it was like that weird tension I don't know what to trust I don't know what's going on and then she brought peace she brought peace with the whole world she brought peace to the
7:39 world cuz now when I see someone I'm just like oh how do good good [Laughter] afternoon oh my God that is her oh you lucky bastard you lucky bastards you guys get the good ones you guys get the good ones I I told her you got her like right when she was like popping too right I I told her I I never jacked off to her you what did you why did you lie why did you never why did you lie I never did the Young you look at you yeah look how young as innocent yeah you're not even looking at her like what's up I you want to make eye contact not all I did in jack off to her and EMB what did she say body I was like I don't want to be offensive himself you jacked off to you and what did she say I forgot she was like that's not awkward at all thanks thanks thanks what
8:32 do you say when someone says that you're like I'm insulted she did say though when she's out in public is weird because you know how like if people recognize us there's that like fan look there's the I busted to you look and it's weird in person cuz she's like oh God this guy busted to me and I can tell he did I know that's a a different layer of dynamic you have to deal with almost like you can't predict that circumstance I wouldn't even shy away from it I be like yeah like Yeah I'm when I see her I'm going to be like that's the that's the I bust nuts not I busted I'm busting nuts the whole era M so you're you're an advocate for having some brel on for mug shots yes sir and I'm not changing my goddamn stands on that okay what can put the Hat
9:26 on is there something that like white people can have yeah I was thinking that my cowboy hat yeah you know a white person can like trick like uh you guys can do so much like if you put a ████ mustache on a white guy he's a different person I don't know who the ████ he is no more mustaches do wonders for white people yeah he put a mustache on him they ████ know who he is if I put a mustache on me it looks like it's a fake mustache 100% it doesn't look he put a mustache on you time a mustache on you would be a little weird you look like a police you do look like a cop when you have must really you you look like you touch people and it ain't going to be cenal it's kind of look I'm going for yeah inadvertently Nick violates bar all the time under the table o that's not really the case I wonder he's so calm and colle to me dud he's always reached my P heard that bar does it to
10:16 him well no that's called a party maybe it's back and forth yeah I don't think it's back and forth dude if you had a mustache and you were like training people I would be uncomfortable like you know doing wrestling and ████ your little thing was tickling me yeah imagine if you had a curly mustache like a curly one and then he's doing Jiu-Jitsu and then every single time that tickles are you allowed to pull beards dude that's a cool T you should actually don't like training with guys with long beards cuz when you reach for the collar you grab his beard and you feel bad so it's like did you know that they're thinking that beards was a way to prevent um like impact yeah impact yeah so like if you're the reason why the dudes that have a beard they get ████ punched they get whatever and then they they they um it lessens their blow like you won't get knocked out or something it says that like it is a
11:06 little squishy there's a theory that if you can grow a beard then you're descended at some point from Warriors cuz they were the ones that had them they had beards cuz then they get punched either or they got they got hit and then it slips do you have hair in your butthole that'll show you who you're just from dud now we're talking that's a ████ wor right trying to get rid of it but I think we all do that's because the little voice like I think we all do if I have if I have hair in my but hole what does that tell me what it going to say you're a butt Warrior dude butt fighter I knew I was a butt fighter just fighting a couple Demons back there that's why we have really long Asians have really long butt hairs cuz like Vikings and white Warriors they would like use the axe and attack the face but Asians would attack the butt
11:58 crack so the style was like credit carding the ass with a sword with a sword yeah how is everybody not looking yeah so no they're running away so they're attacking him from the back and then so it's like a human centipede of just and then the guys that were able to clench their ass at the last minute and hold the sword like that they were the ones that survived but play I like yeah that's a move right there true samur at the street imagine being able to like catch a sword samurai have balls but the ball here and they're all here do you know why that was yeah because when I when Joe just became like the uncle that we're all just like like this you can't see the W you can't you can't see anything right but they shaved this so there's nothing ████ up their head and then they put a helmet on like
12:48 that can I say something they had fedoras no they had helmets in the shape of did you didn't have to shave yeah you could have kep a little buzz cut like that you have to go you have to go ████ full skinn guy you could have kept it cool like this size is fine yeah like a three a five a three was okay hey even said like no off all of you could just had a little fliction yeah you got the George castanza it looks crazy it looks like um Predator yeah it does look you know how like they have they just have dreads and then like CAC thing yeah but then when you look at Samurai this s███'s gone but it was it was cuz of the I first of all I didn't even know that that was a thing for Samurai look at a samurai hair yeah I want to say Samurai hair oh yeah c h o no hair in the top n
13:39 m a g e oh ████ dude what the ████ if I get killed with someone looking like that I'm going to be so pissed oh this ████ weird guy fuing weird fuud yeah dude no dude I don't want to get killed by a ████ Legend how your last thing a man this ████ you see this guy I want this guy to stab me you know what I mean this guy this guy can ████ me up you know what I'm saying this guy guy it does look way cooler like that cooler this guy like that like that like that if this guy I'm like oh what the ████ man you finished the job for him you go the last thing I'm going see is that terrible haircut it's like this like this like this crazy bro dang crazy I never knew that that's the reason that that mohawk is actually the back so you
14:32 you shave that and then the back is like this oh you tuck you tuck the tail wow and then when you're ready for war boom and then you put that and you tie the box I love that they put the hair in the front cuz they're embarrassed I'm not I'm not about I stop here
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