0:00 I told everybody I was like ████ unplug me if that ████ happens don't even wait 30 seconds I want to be here going hey but then like you can't you can't I'm like this but inside I'm like [Music] what do you guys what do you guys think of this place right here take a look this is Sardinia Italy that was like a lot of color correction in the photo hey wow okay jeez you don't think it's naturally like that you think they just turned up the saturation ah yeah dude so this is starting to show my dreams yeah you guys like it they are gonna pay you 15 grand to move here shut up
0:50 nope day one day Warners there I thought Italians were like Italy only get the ████ out but it costs like 30 000 a month to live there or what no it's not expensive at all the only there's there's a few catches we'll get to that there's um there's a there are places where they just need people you know like they just don't have people yeah they just don't have people like you can't build infrastructure you can't do goods and services there's just not enough they have a population is it directed is it directed towards like tech people or like you know services like you know what I mean sometimes they're they like when crypto was huge they wanted specific crypto people to move to different countries in order to help like bring economy to that land in that way I didn't know that I'm pretty sure it's not crypto people they want yeah I'm guessing so too but I'm just wondering like if so people are let me let me tell you uh let me tell you a little bit about what it takes uh if you're gonna accept this offer all right you uh you gotta move to one of the
1:41 towns in Sardinia that has a population of Less Than 3 000 people yeah so you got to go to the small that's like going to high school again Italian girls are hot so if I was single all day yeah yeah they were all probably all related to each other three thousand three thousand people dude yeah and then um so the 15 000 that you get you don't actually get it you have to put that entire total towards renovating the home you buy there that is an interesting cash I am suddenly off the table but keep talking all right and relation the third one is you gotta live there full time so this has to just be where you are like forever yeah I can understand they would do that or you can go on a vacation it probably means whatever the uh residential requirement is for like maybe like how many days out
2:31 of the Year true because to be a Nevada resident you had to be like 140 days or something like and if you do if you take this offer you have to register the place as your permanent residence within 18 months that's pretty that makes sense give up on Sardinia you know Sardinia failed you know certain cities don't make it it's like let's let's go somewhere how about that what is the thing about Sardinia you know what I mean like you know some cities like this is known for like phenomenal seafood or like all the ████ come here because it's just great for Instagram not with 3 000 people yeah that's where sardines come from that's why they were invented man but what would you do for work though Ken sardines people have three thousand people to sell to us with shopping remember there's like some of the whacker states were doing ████ like that too like Kansas or something they're like come over here really here it'll give you like 20 G's you want to
3:21 move over here I know we're whack but here's some money have you ever seen an incentive like that that was a good idea I've seen people like they sell houses where they're trying to give good incentives but not like that not like a whole thing like that they're paying you to hack kids in Japan they're paying you to have kids how much do they pay you oh I don't know don't we do that in California with the welfare system that's true if you know how to work the welfare system you guys know about the baby motels right Vapor motels like so like baby making motels oh so if you are a citizen of American citizen but you're Chinese they'll pay you to go move in a new community so they can fly in uh pregnant women so they can have their babies in America so they're paying people to live in certain communities these pregnant women walk up and down the street because you know when you walk it speeds
4:12 up the you know the baby process so they pay you know if you're a Chinese person you know who's a citizen it's easy to buy a home here and they buy the home cash and then they fly in dude we saw one of those homes we were looking to buy a house in the area there was that back room that had beds next to each other is that what that was yeah that's what the sounds that's what they said it was yeah yeah so that might be that's when they pay they'll pay you like hey if you're they'll run ads in China you know like if you have family members that live in America and they'll buy you the house they'll buy you the house they'll want you to live there full time like it's pretty much a lot of those rules and they'll send all these pregnant ladies those are not just one they send like herds of them and then all you're doing is just servicing them by making sure that food make sure you know they need a ride to the hospital you know so because if they're if their kids are born here they're citizens to get way better how do you get in contact
5:03 with these people Realtors there's a lot of rules a lot of Chinese Realtors everybody wants to come to America damn and they talk so ████ on America but then they want to come to America that's the commercial for America dude I love that everyone wants to come to America except the Scandinavians they like it out there better I think they're better off yeah no one no one's interested in this offer you lost me I put the 15 grand into the house here's one thing that's cool about it um but you could get new tile though just at least into that sentence they got good time okay they have the world's highest rate of inhabitants that are 100 plus years old okay you know that is amazing it's a Blue Zone it's a blues maybe this offer will be available when we're like 60 though you know what I mean I think Italy in general has like people more
5:53 than Okinawa no that's a Blue Zone too there's a few blue zones all over the world that has a lot of centennials because I thought miso soup was like the key to life but I guess sardines are sardines are man what's a blue Zone a blue zone is a concentrated area that has a lot of centennials oh so like they're they study that area and they're like what is it about their lifestyle and then they came out with a few factors of long life it's Community um diet you know activity physical activity activity things like that I guess in Italy with all that carbs wow I guess it's good carbs would you even want to be 100 years old if I love my life yeah but I like think about 90 to 100 those 10 years how s█████ well 85 82 I think yeah like by
6:45 that time do we have like Professor Xavier ████ like ████ moving around you it's yeah it depends on technology and your sentience depends on the condition I'm in so I've seen some capable like 90 100 year olds and then there's like these new ████ 120 year olds and ████ popping out now these ████ are so stretched out now they're so stretched out dude their ████ eyes are like this have you seen them we're like the insides are coming they're like skeletons like there's imagine how dry your ████ eyes are yeah if you're ████ insides are showing or if like the inside of your mouth is ████ shoulder I don't want my insides coming out but what if but what if you don't feel that anymore you know what I mean you know you don't feel it yeah you don't feel it it's not something and plus like you're like 100 years old you don't actually give a ████ nah he felt dry man you got to feel your eyes sag for sure I'm definitely I'm more of a pull the
7:36 plug kind of dude like I'm with you you know what I mean like I wouldn't want to be a burden on my family I don't want anyone paying for like a nursing home but what if you're like that one old Japanese grandma that's like 90 something still doing triathlons and ████ yeah yeah that's different that's different you won't die like if you have a ████ to me if I was 60 years old and I'm like this and just in the bed all day I'm like kill me ████ yeah so it's not the age it's really like yeah how I don't know how much yeah those people like those are the type people that you if you put anything wrong about them they would go is that all you got like they just won't ████ I think this as soon as you can stop wiping your ass you gotta I think that's yeah oh that's a good that's a good life dude don't throw me in a donated bidet right and ████ catheter my ass and get some VR on me and just leave me alone for like 10 years oh ████ man ████
8:26 you dude as long as I'm good just ████ put a tube in my ████ damn he wants that Wally life you know what I'm saying well if I'm already there I'm like What's the next level of existence that's what Neil was in The Matrix man turned me into a battery I'm probably weak but you dude that might make you young again because you're like avataring it yeah and you're walking and moving VR style so your mental like it's like it's like it thinks it's you're young and by the time hopefully the future of technology like make the chair move me you know what I mean so I'm like anime but like it's not my choice yeah you got like an exosuit that just does everything yeah not bad it'd be fresh man I definitely don't want to go down as one of those like I'm aware of everything but I can't move it's like sleep paralysis for the rest of your life like but then my family's still caring about me I'm like oh ████ there you go dude I told I told everybody I was like ████ unplug me if that ████
9:16 happens don't even wait 30 seconds I don't want to be here going hey but then like you can't see that just here I'm like this but inside I'm like you know yeah but on the outside you're like yeah yeah Uncle Joey's so happy yeah and it had it like how does like I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to uh see if we can help you and maybe I'll give it a year I'm like a year ████ that ████ so I'm gonna count on all of you guys to pull that ████ that's probably all of sardines just a ton of people with plugs in the wall going out we're gonna we're gonna be just around your like bed and we're like alright guys we're here it's been one year we've got to pull the plug and then right right there we're like nah one more year
10:06 [Music] man damn I think if I was in that point where it was pull the plug I'd want to go out like against I want to be like thrown at a helicopter or something exciting let's make a bang you know what I mean like let the ████ ████ blend you and ████ I think he's throwing out not throwing up out and upside down helicopter pictured a helicopter here and they threw him off the hospital building and they blend them on the top no I wouldn't want like Santa somewhere like populated just to like ████ with people just to be like is that an old guy flying out of a helicopter and I just have that little joy of seeing him like ah and then I die like I would like to like just fill you with helium and just let you kind of float around would you land on the concrete no the water oh okay yeah I'd want to be I thought it was like at that velocity and imagine if you don't die
10:56 suck it yeah what about what about like can they just put you in an astronaut suit and then just push you out to space oh that would be a peaceful as ████ and then you and then you just have like cyanide that you can chew if you get bored from bored also you could kill yourself you don't feel that just in case just in case like it's like three days you're really hungry you just been ████ yourself as you've been floating in space you're like not even close to the Moon because it's like slow that would be pretty tight to be launched into space because like you know you have the infinite possibility of being found one day like [Music]
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