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Former 'Sopranos' Star Has Her Son Help Edit OnlyFans Photos

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0:00 imagine having a hot sister imagine struggle dude his sister is f really really yeah my sister's hot as oh is is she she's super fun like [Music] fine you guys ever heard of only fans no what is it exactly good that's a bunch of Good married boys I don't know what you're talking is it like Cameo where like you could you could get someone you ad and then you they give you a shout out get the no suit for you guy to make you like patreon but for like por I know William Hung is on Cameo is he on only fans too I think he's on only fans yeah so you guys know who this is remember Sopranos remember Drea de Matos oh yeah I likey likey yep so she is on only fans what yep she she has

0:53 leveraged only fans to save her house basically she was like really financially St no way I have to pay to support exactly she was also on Son of Anarchy she did she did a lot of that's where she's from cuz I'm like why okay well she she she spent a lot huh what's your name Drea de Mato yeah go ahead yeah had it right through this world and then don't forget this yeah cheaper okay so she um she actually has kids right and something kind of weird it has a lot of people talking which is that she had has her 13-year-old son help edit photos that she takes for only fans oh wow it depends on the niche if she's just like it's a nipple Niche hanging out on the couch she's doing hardcore girl on girl

1:45 it's yeah so that's it's like hey uh Eric can you fuing edit out that hair on my left ████ labia or whatever my left lab I know what you're saying though yeah yeah so this picture in weird this picture in particular is her eating on Shi butthole when the anal bead popped out can you edit that part out yeah Mom I got you hey Mom you got look a little bum are they are they non- nudes or what they are they are a lot of bikini photos but she does do nud stuff nude stuff yeah so like for example one of her kids is like yeah what do you want me to do with like your bikini line here like how do I you want me to like edit it this way oh your tan line or whatever no bikini line oh bikini line ████ dude yeah it's pretty ████ crazy right he's 13 I think that's crazy that's a little she can't H her out she'll be

2:36 like uh Mom do you want me to photoshop your freaking pubes you know you know how many you know how many Indian guys are in your DMs offering to do this for you every day true you might need a write off right you she should hire out for that probably just not paying him yeah probably not paying him I mean it's a 13-year-old kid well maybe he understands final like Cut Pro is maybe he's like really into it is there something that we don't understand about like women like moms that could do this type of thing with their kid is it like as guys are we missing something that I'm even taking the mom out of it just imagine hearing like remember like like when we were kids the big like uh porno production compan like Vivid or something yeah imagine you heard of a 13-year-old working at Vivid dream come true yes it's absolutely weird dream come so now you put the mom it doesn't matter if the mom's in the picture it's

3:26 just the kid is in the in the adult industry I think that's the weird part there was this one video that was like viral on actual Instagram and I don't know how we were everyone was sending it because it had a 1.5 million views and it's this naked chick completely nude she's on a bed like this and puts a sparkler in her vatch and lights it and then starts twerking and then the camera goes like this and two of her kids are right there watching her oh wow see that should be illegal and it it had 1.5 million views by the time Instagram deleted what guy's watching it and going oh my God so ████ hard I love America brother it's called the ████ Southern daycare right there brother yeah every and all the comments were like dude there's literal babies in the room yeah CPS should be over there I think it's so weird that's that's not

4:16 okay that probably ████ up with a kid right that messes a kid so I'm going to say yeah yeah we say we're all going we're all ingredients that what that messes up I mean but isn't that the argument right is wouldn't it mess up the kid more if they didn't have any money and all that kind of ████ probably cuz that is some kids have made it out of that I think see it's different because there are also some this is also weird but there are some families that are like nudists but that's like not sexualizing that idea different too you know what I mean that's like lifestyle Choice what's the what's what's up with the nud stuff but so it's nonsexual if like an adult wants to be nude around a kid no but the whole family like it's a nudest colony or a nudest family you know how they bring kids though is that but but if you grow up I'm not defending I'm just saying like if you grow up and that's your lifestyle Choice it's like Des ual the idea get that like me and we take showers together all the time but we ain't ████ in front of them why we

5:07 so that's in Japanese culture we all bathe together as a family Japanese or Korean bath house yeah but but I'm talking about like other families around oh no no we don't do that like nudists we I guess we're nudist in our family I don't know oh yeah yeah if it's like family but like dogs don't have clothes on either true well put do you get with the other families in your cold attack and stri down we do if we no if we went to a bath house in Japan and if it's there's family space there's whatever it's co we we go it it's it's it's normal she's starting to incorporate girl on girl oh Steve you weren't joking I wasn't joking and she says that not bad editing though she says that her kids don't he's really good at freaking Photoshop she said that her kids don't um see those particular pictures just like mostly the Keeny shots oh you

5:57 filthy ████ but you know I I would just imagine like he's probably really good at editing yeah he's a whiz kid you know what she could it's his it's her employee you know yeah if Shey if she's actually good at finances which it seems like she's not because that's why she needed to do this hypothetically but you do want to pay your kid out as an employe of your company because then it it like it's really good for your taxes if you're going to pay for the other everyone here is imagining she has a photo like this and then her 13-year-olds editing it dude that FS like to a hella bully dope for ████ yeah dude yeah but no question but if he's Rich it don't matter right there's something to take from him if you're driving a Maserati you can hear the haters as you go by but he probably goes to school with a lot of moms that are like this all the moms do only fans in school dude there's hella mom's doing only fans out there

6:48 that could be it bro granted though I've never had like a ████ yeah a hot mom imagine having a hot sister I don't want to know IM strugg yeah it's struggle dude his every day you wake up is a ████ struggle dude seriously really yeah my sister's hot as ████ oh suck is is she she's super fun like fine leg C she could she could poop in my mouth and I wouldn't care wow I wouldn't care I'd eat it up like a good boy oh i' I've heard of people like you wow I never thought I would beat one think Jessica Alba Fantastic 4 no legit dude that's the best Jessica Alba that is the best Jess ala that's my favorite Jessica ala right there that's Primo that's the final form dude that one the one when she was D cook the

7:38 employee was it not employee of the month it's uh yeah with Dan Cook and she has to like D cook is like ████ people and then they get married after with such a like a early 2000s movie huh you can't make that movie down you just ████ girls and they'll get married it's like oh I hate that my dick brings people together about the refrigerator scene yeah refrigerator the nips were just ████ wait that's Jessica Alba Alba no that's J that was Jessica Alba that's Jessica Beal's when she opens up the refrigerator she bends over boom yes ████ you talking that was Jessica Alba hang on dude I didn't know look up dude a ████ what's it called Mandela effect remember I think Jessica no it's Jessica Alba dude I know what you're talking about both jessicas are hot and yeah I mean yeah but Jessica developed hotness later who Jessica be it's like cuz s heaven right seven heaven you're

8:29 just kind okay that's like the old she was just cute in sth dude is it weird that I wanted to pip her when she was in 7 heaven dude now I don't came a ████ about her but sth Heaven Jess Alba you got understand I was a middle school guy all right that's like Sydney swe I was watching her content for like a long time and then I didn't know she had big titty that's who his sister looks like Sydney swe Sydney Sweeney swe oh my God similar yeah very similar mainly from the chest area okay good here's good look Chuck is this the refrigerator scene I don't really ████ care we're all looking at just yeah this is it we got to fast forward fast forward where oh sh he knows the time stamps dude you dirty ████ where is it where is it go there we go be here oh no no no no no no no that's not it where is it brother you tell me bro here you take the mouse it's when she's bent over going in the refrigerator when is that in the movie this watch Mojo I love

9:19 watch Mojo is it guys I think it's Jessica Beal guys I think we should talk about this for another couple minutes dude we're we're trying to get our ████ nuts off how did you guys remember a refrigerator I do remember the refrigerator scene but I thought it was that mov I think it is I think he's right actually the only the only the only refrigerator scene I know where a girl goes opens it is Kingpin or Jurassic Park weren't they in a refrigerator when they're hiding from the Velociraptors yeah that's the hottest part of Jurassic Park no it's not the hottest part it's just there's a refrigerator they're in the kitchen the whole time and they can't make noises cuz it's stainless steel Hott part isn't that isn't that scary movie did you get Mandela affected dude I think so Mandel what's Mandela affected someone someone did something in the in the future or the past or something and it ████ up the timeline

10:09 in a different or now it's Jess Noti that type Inger the Mandela effect that is the Mandela the Mandela effect the Mandela effect that we're we're we we are Somebody went back in time like Nelson Mandela I thought for real I thought it was that we're in a different orbit or or Orit orbit Chinese dud orbit a different effect and then it ████ uh it switched it just turned our timeline I think for it to be Mandela effect almost everyone has to agree yeah but I don't think because somebody did something in the future they say like the Fruit Loops is like different like the watch you if if we look up the Mandel effect right now effect is like when everybody thought rainbow sherbet was called sherbet when it's really spelled sherbet oh yeah that's it's not because somebody in the ████ future went back in time and took why Star Wars

11:00 but also Star Wars you know how we all like remember him saying Luke I am your father he doesn't say that what does he say he says I am your father what did you say oh I am your father he says I am your father he says I am your father he doesn't ever say Luke I am your father cuz he goes he goes no I am your father oh it's just because people misquoted it so much and they used it in popular media as Luke I am your father and then yeah like when uh Terminator was like AA L Vista like that but he did say that but he said actually said AA la Pasta he said AO

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