0:00 All right, what do you guys think about this picture right here? >> This is two people on vacation. This says, "Not my boyfriend, but definitely my best friend." >> Oh, no. >> Just friend-zoned. Why would she have to even say, "Not my boyfriend"? >> Because she's still trying to trap. >> to trap. She's out there. >> She's probably posting. She's like, "By the way, come hit me up still." >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Like, he's not my boyfriend. >> he doesn't ruin her game. >> Yeah. >> I Well, I also think too that she's a little bit just embarrassed by being with this cat in general. And so, she's like, "Duh, not my boyfriend, okay?" >> She's like, "But I'm glad that he paid for my trip, though." >> [laughter] >> But he probably likes her secretly. >> Uh I think I think so. >> He's trying to hit cuz look where he's looking at. >> together. Come on, dude. >> Trying to hit for sure. >> to hit and he's looking at the cheeks. He's trying to figure out how to hit it. >> He's literally looking at the cheeks, by the way. >> Yeah. >> A one-in-one like trip together sounds crazy, though, if you're best friends.
0:50 >> In tropical. >> In naked town, too? >> Or he's just gay. >> Oh, she wouldn't need to say that. >> No, no, no. That's not why this went viral. >> Okay, why did it go viral? >> It went viral because everyone's saying that this guy's an absolute cuck and she's humiliating the ████ out of him and he should red pill more and blah blah blah. >> Cuz if he was really gay, I think he would be like, "Let me get out of the ████ picture. I'm actually going to get some dick." >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Too bad you can't hit play on these videos. >> was gay, he'd get to the front be like, "Give me that dick." >> Or you know, he but he'd be like, "I want you to have like a good clean picture for your ████ dating profile, girl." >> Yeah. >> It's just weird to like like whenever someone posts a photo, like I'm assuming that's on her own social account. Why is she like addressing the world as if like this is all just to strangers who don't know her? >> I agree. >> That's kind of weird, right? Like
1:40 >> Cuz she wants dick. >> Like you had a photo with somebody and your own followers probably know that person. You probably don't have to say it's not your boyfriend. >> Here's Would she start doing that? >> SHE JUST POST IT? >> [laughter] >> LET'S START POSTING, "That's not my boyfriend, okay?" Here's me and a kid, "Not my kid." >> [laughter] >> It's like, "Duh, we know." >> Like why would you have to do that? >> Because Bart liked the way he looked in the picture. And that's what's going on here. I guarantee it, cuz I know these ████ >> yeah, she just >> I've been paying attention to ████ for 40 years. >> have a clean photo without him where she looks >> She likes this picture of her, and she wants to post it cuz she likes the way she's posed and smiling and everything, and body, blah, blah, blah. >> But he's in it. >> in it. So, she's got to ████ disclaimer it. >> So, why couldn't why couldn't she just >> want him to ████ block her game. >> Look, look, look, even if you get you you crop here, you got the leg in there. >> You could AI the >> The girls like a picture, they ████ love that picture. >> iPhone literally can take people out
2:31 now. It's just too easy. >> So, thinking ahead though, jeez. >> Not everyone can do the ████ Anthony. Some people are more boomer-y with their phones, okay? >> Yep. >> Come on. >> And then a lot of these guys though, they'll gaslight themselves and go, "No, I don't like her. I don't like her." And then later he like proposes to her, and everyone's like, "Motherfucker." [laughter] >> I knew it. >> Yeah. >> No, this is the guy who's who's like, "No, we're such good friends. I would never never try to violate our trust." >> All right. Makes you think that based on this photo. >> Because he's staring at her ass, and then she's putting this ████ as a caption. >> You're such a You're >> He's literally looking at her ████ ass. Come over here, look at it. Come here and look at it. Look at Zoom in so you can see it. >> No, but you're you got to admit, you're such a cop when it comes to these things. >> I'm a police officer. I'm FBI. >> His eyes are pointing down at >> I'm always looking for for dudes and chicks friendships, and I'm I'm going I smell ████ >> I'm curious if I'm going to be FBI with
3:21 you real quick. >> Please. >> Uh is that >> Looking at her ass. >> No, is that on her feed because the way that the typography at the bottom that says, "But is my best friend." Like, how why is that slanted? Is that like a her repost on her story, whereas the photo on her >> She put the text on here for her story. >> So, that means the photo on her feed doesn't have any of that text. >> No. >> ████ no, dude. >> No, no, I don't think so. >> I'm just saying, if you're going to be FBI, ████ be FBI. >> No, I'm FBI about about basic ████ I don't care about the stupid ████ >> But you get what I'm saying, right? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is weird. That means she probably posted the photo as is on her feed, and then chose to post it on her story and was like, "Let me write this extra." Which ironically makes it like half a degree less serious. >> He's looking at her ass. >> I just >> [laughter] >> I just want to know why like out of all topics, this is the topic that you always become major Puritan and I wonder why. >> Puritan? >> Yeah, you get really you're very passionate about Let me be very very
4:13 very cut and dry. Dudes and chicks who are both attractive cannot be friends. >> But what if they're both ugly? >> But what what what >> different. Totally different. >> What if you they're attractive to you but they're not attractive to each other? >> Okay, mayor. >> That's not mayor. That's I I think >> Attractive is an objective thing. >> I think you're being a mayor. I think you're charging at arms and mayor. So I think I think you're trying to promote this idea that like every guy wants to ████ every chick. >> to promote it. I've been promoting it for ████ 12 years. >> Yeah, I'm trying to ask why what happened to you that there's a passion behind it. >> Um I was molested by a guy. >> [laughter] >> So he's like So he's He's THE GIRL HE'S THE GIRL in this photo. >> [laughter] >> THAT LIKE HE SAID HE WAS MY FRIEND BUT HE WANTED TO TOUCH ME. >> HE SAID he's my friend and he ████ grabbed my dick while I was asleep.
5:04 >> I thought he was my boyfriend but he just said he's [laughter] my friend. I'm sorry to hear that. I I concede. >> Trust no one, right? Trust no one. >> He was the exact victim. >> The dudes are bond They're bonding finally on this. >> No. Trust no one, right? >> Yeah, boy. >> Blow [laughter] it up. >> Especially a sleepover and ████ >> You can't do it. Can't do it. >> ████ horrible, dude. >> Can't [laughter] even sleep over. >> Man, we've been assaulted. I don't sleep over, dude. By the way, I'm against sleepovers. >> [laughter] >> Damn, that was >> I'm actually way more hardcore about sleepovers. >> Oh, well played, man. >> Cuz of what happened. [laughter] >> Puritan when it comes to sleep. >> I'm really I'm a mayor about sleepovers. >> He's just warning others. >> Girls, don't be naive. >> It is very funny looking to take a picture and you're looking at the girl while you're taking a photo with them. Like you can't just look at the camera, too? >> That's why he's genuinely he got caught. >> He [laughter] got caught. >> He got caught. >> And she likes the picture. >> What if What if it's like a group of
5:55 friends and there's five people behind the camera and they're just like oh hold on hold on and then they take a photo and it looks like they're just on a couple's trip and everyone's creating this whole ████ story. >> That's really funny. >> like a group of friends. >> It totally could be. >> Yeah, I agree with Steven that like they probably just caught this moment which is why he's just looking candidly and she's like I really like the way I look. >> Oh, for sure. >> I really don't like this guy but he's my best friend. Yay. >> But the reason why it's funny is because this exists so much. >> Yeah. It >> Or you have some cuck ████ that is in love and he's in denial. >> 100%. >> And then he'll ask someone like but but do you think she there might be a chance and she kind of might like me? [laughter] >> And he's getting disclaimer to death. >> That's why the captioning so funny to me. Like what if this is your own socials, why would you need to declare that? Don't you think people would have seen them, they're your friends that are
6:45 following you, aren't they? >> Here here he lost because look at the color of his pants. His shorts. >> American popsicle. >> it's gay? >> His shorts, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Duh, so. >> But what if he actually is though? >> No, I don't think he's gay. >> Oh my god, I can't believe everyone >> He doesn't look gay to you? >> There's no stance. Like if he had a gayer stance and you know >> If he was more hairless I'd >> No, it's the smile. >> I honestly think it's a red I like I like Joe's idea like it's probably a giant friends trip. They were walking down the stairs to this Airbnb. One of the friends like oh let me grab a photo. The guy was just like oh it stopped awkwardly. >> [laughter] >> Why do you think she needs to say not my boyfriend though? >> That's what I'm saying. >> I actually think it's the it's the it's cuz she doesn't want guys to not DM her. >> Look, you can't crop it's going to be tough to crop. >> Yeah. >> You just get rid of the background. >> 100% think it's like this motherfucker's going to ████ block me. I want I'm on this ████ trip. Like what the ████
7:37 dude? >> Or she thinks that like that's insulting to her if people assumed that's her boyfriend. >> Oh, that's ████ up. >> Like you know what I mean? It should If he was a mega hotter dude or something more her type, maybe she would just be like chilling in Barbados. >> To be a gay married That dude's like ████ cut, dude. That guy That guy's like >> Yeah, but dude, HE'S PROBABLY SHORT. >> OH, YEAH. >> REALLY? >> Stairs and like I don't know. He's not really dominating her. >> How many steps does it take to get to her kneecap? >> versus his >> [laughter] >> are really being police officers. >> Okay, FBI. >> Yeah, one, two. >> Okay, what about his? >> None of us can look at the way that she wrote it on her IG story cuz that's too far, huh? >> One, two. He's on the third step away, though. >> That's what I'm saying. >> He's only got what? >> It's like doubling down on the weird. Maybe 2 and 1/2 ft on her? >> It don't even look It look like someone typed that in on like a freaking Word Perfect.
8:27 >> Do you got Do you Do you guys know any uh cockery guys that that are just like >> I mean, in high school, hella. >> Hella, right? >> There was a ton There was a ton in high school. >> It was like all of my friends, everybody. >> There was a ton, yeah. >> Well, it's okay. Kids in in high school It's It's okay to do it in high school. >> My ████ Remember my ex that ended up being my cousin? >> Yeah. >> So, her best Her best friend was your friend, and he was that to her. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah, your friend, and he was always like, "Oh, we're just best friends." And he ████ was in love with her. And like It was like >> I was there in high school, too. >> It was so much of that. So heartbreaking for him. He's like, "Dude, she'd rather date her cousin than me." >> [laughter] >> I also, too, um remember being like in super into this chick who who
9:17 was stringing me along. And I was always convinced that we would get together later on and like all this ████ So, I know I was being a terrible friend. >> Oh. >> Like I wasn't being a genuine >> Did you guys make that joke where like, "If we're both alone when we're 35, we're going to >> I guarantee we did. I don't remember, but I guarantee it. It was ████ like that. So, you know, yeah. I do I do definitely think and and I don't not to copy paste my experience on everybody else's, but I do think guys are hella sus. >> I do find guys >> Guys are sus. >> Guys are ████ sus. >> Trust no one, huh? >> Not everyone not everyone's Ryan >> You're ready to be a good dad because that's how you should be. >> Yeah, it's not everyone's Ryan and they good dudes and all ████ Like I was a little scumbag pretending to be a good dude with this chick. >> Even if a dude was like like one of Taika's coaches, oh yeah, I'll take him to the game. I'm like, ████ no, you're not. What the >> Exactly. >> 100%
10:07 >> So different than this. >> He's like, not even a girl. >> Dude, even if a really really big old guy was like, yeah, I'll take Taika to my room. >> Guys are sus, dude. >> What if he What if it's a What if it It's a picture of him of of him and Taika and it's like, not not my son. >> [laughter] >> But definitely my best friend. >> But definitely a hot kid. >> [laughter] >> But plus a lot of dude these days a lot of older dudes for some reason they're predators. >> 100% >> There's a lot of predators out there. >> These days. >> The California teacher, the bald teacher, he's like one of the high school principal or something. Bro, there's a whole video on him. >> I'd rather be wrong. Yeah, please. >> I think all guys are predators. Some are legal, some are illegal. >> Me, too. >> So if you're married, you're a legal predator. >> Sometimes you get lucky and there's a guy who was raised right and the water's good or whatever the ████ happened in in Ryan's area.
10:58 >> How's the [laughter] water? >> You know what I mean? And then there's And then there's a bunch of scumbags as well. >> Illegal predators. >> Well, cuz you guys are not scumbags either, right? >> Legal predators get married. >> scumbags. >> You're friends with a lot of girls. >> What do we What are we talking about? >> [laughter] >> How do you do it then? Like what's the thing? >> I'm non-threatening. I'm basically gay. >> Excuse me? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> With your testosterone? >> I project I'm performative testosterone. >> Okay. >> They just won't let me ████ so I give up. >> Sick. >> Yeah, cuz he doesn't want to go into great >> predation. >> Legal predation, thank you. >> Legal predation. No, you're like, "Okay, I understand." >> But, hey, I know I ain't above that. I did that ████ too, back in the day where it was like, "Hey, dude, none of us are married at like 35. We should marry each other." I did that ████ >> Yeah, it was we we all got it from movies, anyway. >> Yeah, it's a cute thing to do. >> We we didn't have original thought.
11:49 >> Yeah. >> friends anymore with all the people I did that with, though. >> [laughter] >> EVERYBODY EVERYBODY GOT TO EVERYBODY got to go through their weird little cuck phase, you know? You get out of it. Maybe maybe he's just Maybe he's just in prime cuck phase. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's all. >> He has to go through it and then learn from it. And then he has to get molested by a guy. >> Wait, aren't you supposed to do that with someone you like? Cuz I did that with someone I didn't like. >> Cucking for someone you didn't like? >> The the marriage pact. >> Oh, what? What Why? >> Because I thought that you really just were going for like >> I think you do it for both. I think you say it for both. >> Like marry somebody you don't like. >> No, no, cuz it's like [laughter] cuz you're it's not your first choice, right? Or else you would have got married together. But it's like if we can't find anyone else, then I guess And I'm like, "I'm down." >> Yeah. >> See, I think that that's what we all believed at the time, Joe. I think that's what we all said to ourselves. >> Yeah.
12:39 >> The point is we matured and realized that maybe we were kind of into them. Like 1% into them.
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