0:00 Today, we are confronting Anthony Lee, indeed, about his bougie 40 40th birthday. >> Yeah, Anthony. >> [laughter] >> Oh, I got to hear this. >> Yeah. >> Did you guys see his invitation? >> No, I didn't. >> It was >> You guys are so stupid. >> It was more next-level than Smacc and Ryan's Evite. >> Yeah. >> Let me see. You didn't get invited? >> show you cuz then people will know where it is and what's going on. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Right? >> It hasn't happened yet. >> But I will I will tell you about it. By the way, the website's great. I have no complaints about it cuz it was done >> Zoom in, you can put on the screen small window. >> And just hide the address, right? >> Yeah, yeah, cuz nobody's going to be able to zoom in and read the text. Our cameras aren't that good. >> If you're saying If you're saying it, then I'll do it. But >> People will start showing up People randomly will start showing up to those places. >> Hold on, let me see it. >> that popular.
0:50 >> Like this? You want me to like small screen like that? >> I think you go to the second page. You could read the poem. >> Nah, that's gay. >> Look at him like the court jester. And play it. >> No, we can't play it cuz we don't know if we're going to get DMCA'd. >> You're not going to get DMCA'd. IT'S AI. >> WHO KNOWS what they use as a source cuz it's all ripped. AI's a rip of a rip of a rip. >> It's true. >> That's what I'm saying. >> a point. He's got a point. >> Okay, the part, I guess, to highlight on >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is Anthony is having like a seven-part birthday. >> Yeah. >> And that's just very interesting. >> Multiple days. >> very interesting. >> I thought girls do that. >> I'll tell you how it starts. >> I don't even get a chance to ████ state my case. >> Okay. >> State your case. State your case. State your case. >> No, I want this to keep going. >> Our complaint is that you're a bougie ass ████ and we love you. It doesn't matter. You're >> I'm rescinding the invite, by the way. >> We love you. We love you. It doesn't matter. But you're bougie and like Okay,
1:42 so for me >> I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. >> say, Morpheus, can I just say? I try to ride so hard for all of you boys. I love all of you boys. I literally have a ████ tattoo to prove it. But let me just say, ████ like this makes me go like, "F██████ RIDING IS HARD." >> [laughter] >> RIGHT? THAT'S WHERE LIKE I'M A cowboy and I'm like, "My ████ balls are getting killed on this saddle, my brother." Like how do Like I So it's from Friday to Sunday. I'm not going to say when, but like holy ████ So we have to do all this ████ >> Scroll through it. Scroll through it. Scroll through it. So there's golfing. You could choose golfing. You could choose night clubbing or whatever. Go to another one. Like lunching. >> Lunching. Beach club. >> Or beach club. All separate days. Hang out at the beach. >> Go golf. >> So again, this is Saturday and this is
2:33 also Saturday. Okay, yeah. In Chinatown. >> And then number And then number seven. >> Seven? >> Yeah, seven. >> Yeah, six is the dinners. >> After dark. Some more night activities. And then eight. So eight part eight part birthday. >> Eight part birthday and we get multiple choice at the end. We get to choose your own adventure. >> Add that I can't go to any of these because uh I'll be out of town. [laughter] I actually wanted to go, but I thought it was ridiculous. >> Can you forward that link to Soubi? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll send Soubi. >> I I definitely can't go. >> But when Anthony first sent me the link, I was like, "Man, does Anthony not have anyone in his corner from the Kinjas? No one There's no pushback from anybody. Everyone's just like, "This is ████ awesome." Wait, how many days is it? Seven?
3:24 >> Four days. >> No, it's three days. >> Oh, it's just multiple events per day. >> Does that say Willow Beach, Arizona? >> She Hey, can you Are we Can we >> No, no, no, but >> No, no, but you're giving away a location. >> Just close it. Just close it. Just close it. >> Just trying to, you know, the location. Yeah. >> I'm so sorry. >> But the to me, what this feels like is like you know, when like ████ King Louie is like, "Do Do these heels make me look more manly? And everyone's like, oh yeah yeah sire yeah sire yeah sire. And then so he gets more and more flamboyant. >> Manliest of men, sire. >> Versus if he had some real N-words in his corner, they'd be like, yo that makes you look gay, bro. Okay okay ████ the heels ████ the heels ████ the heels ████ >> If George Washington had one honest friend, they'd be like, dude this powder
4:15 wig ████ is so gay. Just just shave it all off. You know what I mean? He had no honest friend. >> I don't know about four days straight. >> But I like that there's just an excuse to have fun. Eight things. >> No it's eight. So um >> Eight things. >> Look look look. So it's at it So you got we got to travel. Is what I'm saying. For those days is multiple travels. >> It's still a pain in my ass and I don't have to travel. You know what I mean? >> That's crazy. Damn you got Damn [laughter] >> Cuz it's back and forth. So after you have to go to the strip, go home, back to Summerlin, go back to the strip, go back home. Pain in my ████ ass. >> Dope. >> Oh yeah, that's true, huh? >> How do you Wait how do you have a >> Drink you. >> It's like a week long Indian wedding. >> Wait do you have a babysitter? >> one of those. I ain't got ████ seven days though, or two weeks. >> Well you have a babysitter like that? >> It's number one.
5:05 >> No I'm a Indian wedding. >> I also love how it's not enough that we went to Texas de Brazil. I dropped him 170 on this >> [laughter] >> and I still got to do some other dinner where I probably pay drop another 170. And then if we want to go on a boat with my friend, I got to drop like ████ two hundo or whatever. >> That is bougie. >> Bougie. >> That's what I'm saying. >> That is bougie. >> Man. >> How about if like okay, if I had a four day event party, right? Let's say it's a eight day, right? But then it's not like um it's not expensive for you guys. But what if it was like come to the the and go feed the goats with me. Cuz they got the Boulder City ████ go park. I'm out. All right, how about if it was It's the branding. Go on the mountain
5:56 bike trail. Give me eight random invitations to go do whatever. I'll do all eight of them. But when it's like to celebrate my 40th like like it's a quinceañera then I'm like, I think I'm out. I'm sorry, Joe. But what if >> I know. >> [laughter] >> I'm like, what if I made it a actual quinceañera and I had a dude play my dad and I it was a ████ >> Just have your dad. >> [laughter] >> Why not just have your dad? >> I don't want him there. I don't want him there. So it's it's a troll on the quinceañera. Okay. >> But would you pitch it on the website and ████ like that? Cuz Anthony's just like, come or don't. Pay your way all the way. >> You guys okay, number one >> I got one question, one question. What
6:46 do you think if you show this to your pops, what do you think he would say? >> [laughter] >> What the hell? WHY YOU NEED WHY YOU NEED FOUR DAY FOR A BIRTHDAY? That's one day. I just Why do I have two daughter, MAN? ████ ████ >> [laughter] >> TWO DAUGHTER. >> THAT is I'm not going to lie, that's I've never seen that. That's kind of I've never seen it, yeah. >> And keep loading your your answer that question. He says pay your own way in like every category of this ████ thing. >> It's going to get expensive. Which I which I I dig that. I dig that. >> It's the same way as like when you invite people to like a wedding or something like that. You By the time you get to the event, you do hope some people don't go to certain things. The intention is like I'm going to weed them out. Weed them out. I'm not actually I don't want you at everything, but like I invite I love you enough to
7:36 give you this private thing that I never thought would be public, which is why which is why obviously when you explain it like that, it's gay as ████ We're like, "Dude, if you invite me to eight separate events, I'm going to go to all of them." You put it on a website with branding. I'm like, "B████, that was a private ████ link to my friends cuz it's got private videos and they're really, really funny to the people I invited." >> [laughter] >> So, everybody feels a little bit like, "Oh, this is funny. I'm participating in something, you assholes." >> What if the guy that you didn't want to go to all of them goes to all of them? And you're like [laughter] you're like, "F███!" >> If I could GoFundMe somebody, it would be that guy. I would GoFundMe that guy. Everybody Everybody who got that link is like, "I will endure enough to be at every event." >> Which event would you guys go to? >> I It says on there all I really need people to go to is just
8:27 Yeah, just be at dinner. That's all. That's it. They just be at dinner. But that's because some things you need a ████ Number one, I'm getting hooked up like crazy because of my different networks with different stuff. So, why would I do a bougie thing if I'm No, I can't afford all that. I'm doing it because I'm getting hooked up with stuff, but I need a head count. So, why do a head count with Partiful if you do Partiful or Eventbrite, which Eventbrite is worse. If you do Partiful, you can only do one event. If there's multiple different things that you need different RSVPs for because you have different people going to different things, you can't do it. So, the easiest thing for everybody else is doing something like this. Now, I I rehash on that because you remember my wedding. >> That's already too much thought for >> Your wedding was sick. Thank you. My my wedding was sick, but to me it's it's very uh I don't know Asian host mentality. Like instead of everybody throwing stuff for me,
9:18 like that that will make me feel really weird. So, if if anything if everybody's going to force me to do this anyway, then like let me organize it for you so you just show up cuz you're already flying out of state and coming to visit me and you don't visit me for one dinner. You're going to come out to Vegas, you're going to be like, "What are we doing, buddy? I came I flew out here. What's the next thing?" >> If you just >> go like, "Yo, I'm 40. I don't celebrate birthdays anymore." >> [laughter] >> Why? Certain things, it's sign up for different events because it's not a all weekend bender cuz I'm in and out of events. >> That's why >> Oh, you're not even going to be at the party. >> no. No, I'm >> I don't want to be at your birthday party if you're not there. >> I'm there at those, but there's pockets of time in between each thing because I got to go home or take care of Lana or something. >> I thought you needed to do an outfit change. >> If you're not there, I don't want to get >> stuck with a bunch of stiff heads who ask me a bunch of questions about JK and
10:08 ████ >> Wait, wait, quick question. You have You have a You have a babysitter for all those days? >> My mom's coming out there. >> Oh, so your your mom's going to be watching the kid? >> Yeah, yeah. But I'm also having my mom come to things like the dinner and stuff like that cuz it's like I want her to also just hang out. >> kid? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, okay, cool. I was like, "Okay, let's go." >> What time is the dinner going to be? >> It's probably going to be like 7:00, 8:00. >> Parts like that is kind of late. >> That's why I signed up That's why I signed up for the only daytime thing. >> No, but Bart would also say ████ He'd be like, "You're not going to get the good meats." >> You won't, though. He honestly won't. >> [laughter] >> restaurant is? Don't say it out loud. Do you see where the restaurant is? >> Yeah. >> Have you been there? >> I've been. It's actually not bad. >> I haven't been there. I'm I'm I'm really curious and excited to try it. Yeah. But I'm I've got a >> My poker friend's like >> Yeah, I've got a little situation with the with that place is all I'm saying, you know? >> have done the golf. >> Yeah, that would be fun. And that's actually a par three at night is actually really cheap and then it's like
10:59 cheap it's cooler cuz it's too hot during the summer. >> By the way, uh I'm going to cop to something right now. I lied to you. >> You always lie to me. >> No, I don't. But I I did It was a bit. But I I did go to this exact place when you thought I was going to the AFC Championship game alone. Like like I was going to blow off my friend V's birthday. I actually went to this exact restaurant and it was really good. And and I missed the AFC Championship game. So like I'm not I'm not a ████ ████ >> [snorts] >> I am an ████ but I'm not like that. >> Editor, delete the last part. We don't need any of that. >> Please. Make me look really good. It makes me look really good. It improves my brand. >> I can't believe you guys just blast him on private ████ birthday thing on a ████ video. >> Don't say you guys. >> We we we. I don't know that's article before I don't know that's article before this article. >> Definitely we're excited to jump on that bandwagon. >> I was I was excited. I was I was excited. I was there. >> Hey Brandy.
11:49 >> He opened it. >> I can't believe you don't have a bunch of N-word friends that would have slapped your ass. >> I was excited. I was excited. Yeah. >> Bart's like, I can't wait. >> The first thing he texted me back right when I sent him the leaks, "What the HELL IS THIS?" >> [laughter] >> BRO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO CELEBRATE >> TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO HATES BIRTHDAYS. >> "BRO, we're not going to celebrate your birthday till 53 again." >> He said He said that yesterday to me. That's what I texted him. >> to be so exhausted after this one party. >> That's what made me want to do it though is me and Bart were both b███████ about it by the door on the way to lunch. >> And you guys are going to one event. That's what's so funny. >> It literally is like, "Don't feel pressured. It's all optional." And you guys are like, "Let's ████ about it." >> I'm just talking about myself and my own insecurity and how I want to ride so hard. And so I want to show up at everything, but I'm like, "I can't go to a ████ day club on the beach with playing Skrillex. I don't even know what the ████ going on."
12:39 >> HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT CLOTHES. >> AND I'D BE LIKE, "Can they play talk radio?" >> I know I know I know that one's going to be a tough one. >> Five days with a bunch of ████ wigglers and ████ That's crazy. Yeah, dude. >> Saying it's going to be full hard R. >> Anyways, uh >> Can you picture a Bart at every single event? >> No, I I can't. I can't. No, with his with his with his hands in his pockets I can picture him. >> like, "F███, bro. I'm doing this for you, man." >> Everyone's vibing and you just zoom in to Bart and he's just in the corner like this by himself. >> Me too. Me too for sure. If you guaranteed me Bart there every time, I'll be there every time. I just want to see it. >> the cha-cha slide except Bart. He's like >> I don't know how to cha-cha. >> Bart's waiting to go home to eat pizza with Ticon and ████ >> But I did offer you access to the lagoon for your birthday. >> And you know, I might still take it. There's also another disclaimer in the
13:29 footer of that website that says I might cancel everything cuz who knows. Like we might be ████ up. I don't know, you know. >> That's true. It's hard to party when you're >> Look, you guys are invited because you guys mean a lot to me. And apparently now the rest of the world is invited cuz they got all those details. >> Happy birthday. Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday, man. >> Happy birthday. I've never said happy birthday to another man this much in my life. >> Yeah. >> Stop it, number one. I mean, start it, continue. Hey, look. 40 >> Not even my own dad. >> 40, right? 40 is apparently a milestone. I've only witnessed celebrating other friends or family of mine turning 40 in such grand ways. It just feels like societally and community-wise like you do that and everybody partakes in everybody's passing of >> Then 50 better be a silent birthday. >> You better shut the ████ up.
14:19 >> You're just not invited, brother. Like it's so sad. >> what I did for my 40th birthday? Um, Hannah threw me a surprise, but she told me 2 months before she was going to do it. And then she kept telling me the whole time that there was a surprise, so don't schedule anything that day. And then um we set up a tent at the park and invited people. I had a barbecue. That was fun. >> That's very Joe. >> Yeah. But it was at a beach, so we all swam. >> ████ great branding. >> 30 people swimming with me. >> He likes that. >> My I remember my dad's 40th birthday, how about that? My old man's 40th birthday, we went to ████ Chi-Chi's, a Mexican restaurant chain. And then he yelled at my mom >> [laughter] >> FOR DRIVING. SHERRY, SHERRY, [screaming] WHAT THE ████ YOU GOT TO MERGE HERE. YOU GOT TO MERGE HERE, SHERRY. I'm not kidding.
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