0:00 what they needed to do is zoom in on her titties and then have the cartoons just go around the titties as a [Music] backdrop you guys know what it's like when you're like I don't know you get some boring job and then they make you watch a video explaining how to do something at work and it's so boring like how not to sexually harass somebody not that but like you know just here's the procedure to how to clean the film machine blah blah blah and you're just sitting there you're like God what would make these tutorial videos more they're just naked explaining it you think women yeah hot chicks you think that's that would get your attention for like Tech I think that would get a lot of people's attention but yours personal this is no this is exactly like what happened in that movie uh where Margot Robbie's in a
0:50 bathtub explaining financial ████ because uh The Big Short yeah the big sure like I know this is going over your head so why don't we get Margo Robie over here in a b explain it true oh ████ retain the information no no I was going to that was my point was like no but you'd be willing to watch it again until you retained it this is okay along the lines of what you're saying I agree but I think they should just be average women or like not as attractive the reason being is when they're hot you're focused on her but when they're just average or below average you're kind of like oh cool nudity wait what are they saying you know you're less focused on them it's like get your initial interest but that's your prerogative I'm going to go and focus on the hot one because I well I'm assum you're too hot you just like don't bring my standard down oh yeah that's true like when you're too hot it's just I don't know what they're saying yeah too hot mine
1:40 is how about an acronym that's have to be crazy you know acronym works you just have three or four or five letters and then they just each stand for one step and then I'll remember it you're you're the guy you're the guy in every room where like everyone wants the hot girl you suggest that and they're all like Bart shut up KCK your ████ ass see his negotiating get more homor so Bart is the more homework that guy dude dude teacher you didn't give us homework we're like ████ ████ shut up maybe those all Rhymes that'll help I like can we get more homework and then what are you talking about if you have one homework it's you know crazy but if you have 10 homework it's the same problem so I'll show you guys I'll show you guys an example of a very real tutorial video for a company this is the
2:32 real thing prod it tell me if this you if this would work for you or if it's too distracting okay be honest too I hope we're going to see nudity that be doing we have to actually retain the information I do like the idea if it gets wrapped turn oh I look how you turned it around when she said turned around whether you call them shutdowns outages or turnarounds they'll all produce dude why is there titty so perfectly rounds are scheduled events for an entire process unit industrial plan is taken off stream for a scheduled period of time to perform maintenance inspections and testing once the plant is offre stream the downtime presents an opportunity what is this a ████ power plant debottlenecking Capital project improvements revamps and Catalyst regeneration I don't care about those ████ buzz words all right getting ready for the
3:22 test yep what was this about titties turn around about turn around it sounds like some power plant ████ no that's about titties yeah what are the about gray shirts gray Tu top shirts top brunettes it was about titties and they're trying to distract us with words probably those are probably that's what they're trying to there's no acronyms in there yeah I think they're trying to like sell us um girls with bangs look good yeah the bangs is yeah that's what it is I think what they were trying to show us is we have this new fabric that can handle huge loads and it will not rip during the whole presentation it's kind of stretchy but even the things that she was talking about they're just ████ buzzwords and ████ it's pretty boring buzzword but yeah the big words that that are in context to whatever they changes make you want to carefully plan
4:14 what repairs you would make so that you could spend only what you needed to spend and lose as little money as possible oh Finance now imagine that your car is making you millions of dollars every day well maybe that's a bit of a stretch for one car but but it is a stretch when it comes to a refiner when a Refinery shuts down for repairs maintenance in compliance with regulations there is no production and that means the refiner is losing money at that time you guys are interested still I like the video yeah it's pretty cool you guys are paying attention pretty well okay the graphics help actually yeah well I was close enough it was not a power plant can you send me that video I do think especially in context to the last one that you or the last example cartoons and graphics are way easier to like register than like just big words and stuff yeah ████ words what they
5:05 needed to do is zoom in on her titties and then have the cartoons just go around the titties as a backdrop you don't think it's um you don't think it's sexier when they're not making a big deal out of it you know when it seems like when it seems unintentional Mexican weather girls like that yeah Mexican weather girls wow it leaves up some uh some mag seems like oh I'm not supposed to be looking at this yeah for real but then if they're acknowledging it too much it's like oh okay if I'm watching this at work with my buddy I'm like Bart you seeing the you seeing the the what do they call them sweater puppies they call sweater puppies you some old timey ████ jugs yeah you see these jugs fun bags yeah you see these fun bags over there B I think that's the opposite of helping that work seeing this Bud holy and I'm
5:57 like yeah cuz we're in Corporate America and we're just untie our ties uhoh you know like that it's too distracting yeah I think when there's when there's a layer of sneakiness involved M it it's very titilating it's more titillating for boys don't say that don't say titilating how do you think this would feel to like how do you think this would feel to a female employee of this work I didn't even know females work in a power [Laughter] plant this might this may or may not be sexist but I feel like if female employees see that at least a certain percentage of them will ask oh that's a cute top where'd she get it yeah or might be like what where' she get it you can't even get the answer was that too sexist no that's too much but then don't you think that they shouldn't say any like they shouldn't feel weird about that because this wouldn't they her titties are just big if she had flat titties and she was wearing the same
6:48 ████ should she it wouldn't be it wouldn't be odd should she be denied this job because of how she looks what if she just really wanted this job no she's good at that she's a great presenter she's good at that it's not her fault she has nice round T like it's really round not her fault yeah yeah and she may actually work for uh epcm what oh the thing like shimmy actually worked for the company then they can't say anything and you know she probably got hired for her brains I want to see the rest of the series is there a one where the janitor he's wearing gray sweats and he just has a big ass log on the side they're like dud why is that full of a ████ 10-in dick telling us where all the exits are I don't know which way to go his arms pointing this way and his large penis is pointing that way so so here's a funny thing so this video just like kind of
7:40 and that that company put this online like on YouTube that exact company so everyone could access it yeah yeah if so something that literally has nothing to do with what most people are looking for this video has 6.8 million views and it's all from India could be dude that company his Revenue jumped up like crazy like dude our YouTube sector is going nuts guys our content I think we're going to go into content the top comment the top comment says men of culture it was an honor meeting you all again to learn about turnarounds I wonder if her Instagram profile BW blew up too I oh if they found her there's got to be a comment what's her at it could be like it could be sort of similar to what happened to you know Milana VRI was that um so she was a a comedian I'm still is but like
8:32 actress comedian and then she had booked the uh the AT&T commercial oh oh at girl yeah yeah yeah yeah and then she like blew up even crazier just as a as that sexy atle that they're they're clearly trying to suppress yeah uh just I hate that I'm going to show you this but just look at this side by side you'll see and this is all she gets comments on yeah this is like what usually the conversation oh yeah and then that was a meme yeah and she's like wildly popular even before that she was really popular for having a really good uh comedy series on YouTube but then she just known for breast not that but I mean she's known for being really hot and like but then it's it's kind of cool that in the AT&T commercial they tried to make her look less hot even though
9:22 it's not working it almost had the opposite effect right because it's like they're trying to dissuade your attention from that and they're like but you're like I know what you really look like yeah but then if you know that someone's a smoke show it's like okay yeah then it becomes more of a a detective thing and then all of a sudden you have a Reddit thing and then it just blows up immensely so look as long as the women who are uh quote unquote blessed with large jugs as Nick would say I didn't say jugs I would never say yeah assets as long as cuz I cuz I know sometimes the second we get into the serious conversation it's like well sometimes it makes my back hurt or what okay I get that but suck it up right why you make your voice sound dumb if you feel blessed with them and you can use them to your advantage I'm like more power to you you know but I get the back problem thing cuz my hip hurts sometimes all right you don't do good mornings prob no that was too much why cuz you got a big dong oh thanks man I thought I
10:13 was being too subtle I thought I was being too subtle I thought I was clear what I was insinuating [Music] pap
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