0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful woods we are very careful boys today we got gilbert gilbert look at his eyebrows he's like oh ████ is this what's up gail oh you guys have weird energies huh what do you mean you got weird eyebrows i was on the youtubes and i kept saying this word on your all's faces that said careful boys yeah yeah yeah it's sick right yeah are you trying to get merch right now free merch because we're not going to give a free merch dude we're still working on the ████ logo dude yeah what is careful boys on the ████ slope we gotta be careful man cause these days what have you ever been careful in your life i'm very careful i'm one of the safest people here are you just talk to we just talked about how you fly or die in your financials you got your back right now but literally how so i wanna get your back but also just give
0:50 me more explanation yeah yeah yeah okay but it's not about me it's about the world today okay today this climate makes it so that i have to watch my words everyone here has to watch their work it's called climate change you know it's it's dangerous we're doing it for climate change yeah for global ████ warming dude wait did people uh push back on anything no because okay so so you know this channel right it's got ████ so hard because we got flagged for some old content almost got deleted off of youtube and then now we had to be careful that's why we're careful boys you have to be careful it's just them talking about like what punting a baby off a bridge or something literally nothing is that what you guys got in trouble for no okay it always got so serious man it was ████ talking about
1:40 back in the day when we did jk news we used to play videos and react to them right and there was a video of surveillance footage of this ████ ████ there's a toddler playing and he ran up and he kicked that ████ baby like a football goal no way yeah where was this china oh look at how plays it again i'll show you guys what happens let's play it again we're gonna say something gil you were like well anthony was smiling you're like he punted a baby it's legit it makes sense can i laugh see i like like a ████ funny ass word dude this is like it was a punch oh ████ that ████ he just like gamified it baby was like being kicked through this thing right here but then our second warning they would have took down the whole channel which is what made us careful so we're trying to be careful in this new you wouldn't understand but don't people do a lot of reaction videos
2:31 like that of crazy ████ i think they violate youtube terms man i don't know why but also you know what really ████ us over is because it was also in the playlist so then they flagged the same ████ video on the playlist and said we got two strikes three strikes you out yeah these bots don't know how to differentiate two it's true don't you have any youtube connections no we did and they say sorry we can't control the bots man ████ youtube robots control youtube they lost control of their own algorithm yeah i've heard that many times they can't control their ████ they can't do it no more jesus oh my god on the other side of the camera someone's doing this there it is oh my god that's in china that's that's gotta be fake as ████ no man that's a real one y'all and we might be going back on page we might be going
3:21 back on patreon guys ████ well and also that you know these things sort of react to that one again react to this oh dude wouldn't you agree that today we can't make the same jokes as we did in 2016. can you make the same jokes in three years from now or is it worse yeah dude yeah like which direction does it go it's gonna get more massive do you actually i think it's gonna get crazier i think it's gonna be way more fun in terms of it gets more ████ it's already fun it's must get way more baby scratch on the surface dude or a ████ more patreon videos chapelle sets are getting softer and softer though that's true and he's getting he's trying to get they're trying to cancel his ass for being soft yeah i'm like weird this old ████ was way more hardcore but like even with comedians you see them kind of transition from like like prolific ones like they they have great stand up and they have like really cool sets but as
4:12 they get older they kind of their their comedy kind of changes a little bit like like george carlin like at the end of his career he was kind of more like doing like advice and like talking about like life a lot more it's like he does more tech talks now yeah humor thrown in honest question though is that like an improvement on society or i i can understand what it does to comedy in a way that's like less funny but like in an actual like hive mentality of like what's supposed to be better for society that's crossover i think you're right i think comedians write their life so in the beginning you're like angry at the world right like everyone is like whether in all art forms you're young and spunky and then once you have kids you have family like you're you know like kevin hart only writes family comedy yeah it's what my kid does what my mom does or my wife does what her top just talks about his life what's his life it's props he never changed for anybody yeah well he doesn't change so i guess
5:03 it stays the same but i remember someone saying if comedians start adjusting what you already see it now especially with younger ones they're scared they start adjusting their humor to appease a crowd or whatever society's saying that you're ████ because comedians are supposed to be like the parakeet in the coal mine so guess what these comedians got to pay their goddamn bills gills gills in a way they are the canary in the coal mine because they're dying and then everyone's going oh ████ we gotta get the ████ out of here [Laughter] there is no lie rose how about that have you done stand up in a while no never why no i did it once and uh i did it for bobby what was your set are you open from you might know my set well i don't know i don't it's i'll unlock i need to take it off we're going to be just doing an ace x the whole time and they ████ destroyed well good it did good ████ it this was six years ago i think when uh they were talking about idris elba uh gonna be the new like james bond so i was like i literally just straight went
5:54 up that fan the whole time i was like what if an asian guy was james bond and basically just said james boss lies james tran ████ yeah oh my gosh improv is like all like latinos and they just love asian humor laughing at asians yeah they just love laughing at us yeah that's great dude you know latins we don't even have to say nothing and they'll just laugh at us yeah like we could walk down the street like nick this ████ happened to mexico and nick he was walking down the street they said chino and they started dying bro they gave him five dollars they're like ah hey tell me another joke fool and there was other asian people there but they just singled me out like here's ten dollars got a bigger shirt that shirt is so tight why is your shirt so tight this is carlos smith the ████ dude
6:45 bro that guy's gone huh then ned holding this some people are gonna rub it in at all times that guy's a god man ████ hey poor dead what the crazy thing is is uh ████ man we did uh when he came out in tiger belly i remember bobby was like that was probably the most nervous he's ever been uh for a podcast because they got beef kind of right you guys got carlos back on right yeah like recently the big thing was because uh remember bob the big thing for bobby was like everyone said he was in a hostage situation when carlos apparently made him go on camera after the whole joe rogan thing and was like bobby you need to tell people i don't steal jokes it's like funny because bobby's literally wants him to tell lies that's kind of what what happens bobby tried to confront him about that yeah try to but he's not a very confronted person did he do a good job he actually did a good job there's like 10 comedians that say carlos steals jokes there's a lot
7:57 timing too like word for word and the timing and the delivery and the voice you use the voice dude you wear the cosby sweater this is gonna be weird because my next joke is gonna be in the voice of bill cosby depression it's an impression but the question is did they laugh and assume it was his he killed he killed it oh he killed him he killed monetized off it probably that's probably the biggest dude remember there was a time where carlos messier was like the biggest comic he had the tv yeah the show yeah he was everywhere like didn't george lopez punch him yeah he punched him for stealing jokes i liked that show too yeah george lopez he said he was stealing jokes so he went up to him and approached him and punched him in the face did he get his jokes back after that nope there's still his jokes come out after you punched him ████ joke stealing ████ you saw this one clip of uh joe rogan confront team
8:48 mencia back in the day oh the original the original one he's like up next to him like this and i'm like damn do you like in mancil was acting hard and i'm like you know this guy will ████ kill your ass right and i almost wanted to see him beat his ass but he was just i guess such a good martial artist that he was just contained i hate the good martial artist bro i want to see some technique out there on this yeah sloppy ass fight videos you guys are the ones who are always talking about i don't even know what i'm looking at ever but you guys are always like nah that technique sucks and i was like i guess yeah so i want to see a finally like a real fighter in one of these there was one video that was pretty uh like famous recently but it's kind of like i don't know if this guy should have punched him he's a very famous muay thai kickboxer joe schilling he's walking in a bar that got this drunk guy is like dude he's obliterated he bumps into him
9:39 and then the drunk guy turns to joe schilling he's like talking ████ and he says like one hitter quitters just falls out and then just walks away but it looks like part of me when you watch it you're like was he instigating that like did he ████ bump into i wasn't annoyed and he wanted to a little bit he want to punch him in the ████ head but this video went or was it just the worst accident ever just ████ could be both nobody knows my bad man boom but yeah dude he lit him the ████ up and but he's someone that like knows how to punch and he probably punched 10 percent you're like holy ████ he got ████ up in the real video it's very similar like that yeah like it's very similar well at least yeah the tragedy dude you're gonna get us canceled again we gotta be careful today's video is brought to you by star
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11:20 off the record that's upstart.com off the record and don't forget to use that url so they know that we sent you guys loan amounts will be determined by your credit income and other certain information that you put on your loan application go to upstart.com off the record okay this is what is actually that's it that's it do you guys think this is ████ news people we don't give a ████ there's one really funny one of this guy named matt sarah who's a ufc fighter oh i like that that's the terrace dude this ████ was that i think like caesar's powers or something and this guy was acting belligerent at the buffet he's drunk yeah crazy bro just wildin what does it mean to be belligerent just like arnold schwarzenegger throwing tongs everywhere i paid for his that's the joe chilly one right there oh my god bro you ████ that guy's done
12:11 wait take that back i barely i don't even see that one guy needs to find it let me find it clean let me find a cleaning because the news is yeah and then matt sarah is like he's talking this guy this drunk guy at the buffet is going crazy and the master just holds him down like the calmest guy you've ever seen oh at the bar yeah yeah yeah controlling them and the guy's like i'm gonna kick your ████ ass and that's just like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's just like chill super calm dude i'm gonna kill you yeah yeah you're just sitting on top of them we're just gonna wait till the police come it's all right it's tight that's a real g right there do you have the idea you just do for real no what about a wife talks back all the time yeah bro i'd be ████ putting her in my guard and just holding her all the time no i've never had to do jiu jitsu you never chug tiff out no no have you ever ever had to fight on the streets no really no i'm too much of a ████ you never fought on the streets not like that here it is so that guy apparently
13:01 has been talking ████ to joe chilly and everyone at the bar the whole night that's not a buffet bro oh this is a different difference i'm so upset about that i wanted to see someone act like a fool at a buffet i get it oh he's kind of one too that was that was like full power not even like holding back you know that's not holding back dude and he just walked away like it was nothing criticized that technique ████ yeah what are you going to say about it honestly his hooks could have been tighter his elbows down here like he knows he's like so if you have elbow up then you have the power that transfers to the fist right his elbows were down so he was actually hitting him like 10 in my opinion yeah 10 percent and he started with the right instead of the left but that's not a technique you want to hit the jaw sideways versus just like knock it into your brain whatever works really whatever gets the job maybe that's his technique i think he should have used open hand because i did taekwondo in virginia when i was a kid all i know how
13:51 to do is like ████ oh yeah if i'm never in a fight dude i'm gonna ████ it up that way that's intimidation bro that was like that was like stop [Applause] i don't want to hurt you i'm just going to disarm you three minutes later i am that's called forms dude it's the only thing you ████ learn apparently what is it where's your teacher's name his name is jeremy actually he was like he's actually a legend yeah in performance martial arts like
14:43 the board breaking stuff yeah what a waste uh you know you're thinking you're like what a wait i think he was the guy that added music for his pride i think he was the guy that invented adding uh mortal kombat to your katas yeah oh that was my first song for my first form mortal battle of atlanta 1997 open forums musicals that was my first song you did sport karate karate and i was like oh ████ like i have the sixth song do mortal kombat cut to the every guy using mortal kombat mortal kombat and i was like the sixth person it's like were you like ████ that's my song you're the part where i squeeze mortal kombat the is i do a jump and i do a splint and go ah like everyone did that and you thought you were so original so i had like half
15:33 fast i was like ████ you couldn't do it like [Laughter] dude [Laughter] what i want to know if they play that song six times in a row how are the parents just sitting there there's no way they're just sitting there you have to ████ just bro we're all eight no we're all asian so like the song is so hype dude oh man it might be the most prolific song there's that song and a lot of people use sandstorm the silver nunchucks so from that choice or the worst everyone doesn't build up it's like
16:28 dude anthony's about to hire you for the kids dude he's about to ask you to join you're like yeah and then i jump and i go he's like waiting for it's actually funny that we actually danced to this song like a couple weeks ago what was the routine like well that should be how is it different than his oh his is clearly worse clearly worse what are you guys doing martial arts movement ████ no we just did this thing where we asked our fans we're like we'll call you after anything right now and then that's when we found out our ████ fans were old as ████ because they were like sandstorm was like what the ████ or you think they're trolling both sounds because i don't think a young kid is going to troll sandstorm oh true it was kind of wild as if there was a there was actually a pedophile in my taekwondo his name was sandstorm i'm serious and my mom like because he was always cool to us obviously because i'm a kid
17:19 wait how old was he and how old were you guys he was like in his 20s and like i don't know i was like seven years old or some ████ is he the same guy that she caught last time or she's always catching this pedophile no she's he's the same guy that she count years later i thought she was good at catching pedophiles no she only caught one two years later she really got one i wonder how many got away uh but she only got the one but yeah enough so she so she used to be really overly nice to us obviously because i was the cutest kid had a great ass too and and so he uh y'all got that taekwondo ass that's true you got an athletic butt yeah so then he um years later my mom's like looking at the newspaper and she sees that he got arrested for like like diddling a kid in our neighborhood or like next to our neighborhood the neighborhood over billy is such a ████ worthy it's right now like can you give me the scientific uh description you raped him anthony he raped him jesus
18:15 is that what you wanted to hear your monster wait so this dude was also a practitioner so like he's doing the ████ gilbert dance and then the whole time he's just like looking at all the kids like their instagram models and ████ like taekwondo classes or martial arts classes is kind of a hot spot for a little pedo we were talking to this guy called from a dojo dog there was a famous jiu-jitsu place who apparently like i think it's in florida or something these ████ got in trouble for one of their coaches was like ████ around with their students like grooming 12 year olds like diddling and having relationships with them when they were like 17 and 16. and they're coaching since they were 12 and this gym has a hotline instead of if you've been abused by a coach there or sexually assaulted you would call the hotline of this gym
19:06 who is housing this coach instead of going to the police and they were saying like yeah call the hotline call the hotline they're like oh you've been touched called the hotline yeah but it was just his ████ voice owner bro he's the owner of the ████ gym like okay let me uh come to my house let's talk about it yeah it's like bro oh wait so it's it's not the the owner is different from the coach yeah the owner so the coach is the diddler and then the owner the owner is the guy that's ████ covering it up cover-ups dude everywhere you go he's like young man have you ever tried sangria it's from yeah it's from costco but it's from spain i heard yes that little boy was me hi i'm sangria yo in the 80s right there was this ████ karate master that um diddled a boy right and then um on on a ████
19:56 karate camp trip and then when they got back the cops were about to apprehend this dude at the airport and the dad came out and ████ blasted this dude in the ████ stomach right in front of the cops that's pretty baller that's gangsters because back in the day there was no tsa right you just walk into the ████ airport when you went to go pick up his son and then when the cops were there to apprehend the guy you just it's all on video because the media was there everywhere you could see this ████ up like he just walks up and he just boom boom boom starts blasting and he goes diddle this ████ it was an 80s movie and then the karate master died oh i just love that there's nothing i just love that there's nothing in the ████ world funnier to anthony lee than kids getting diddled careful boys ████ busted a gut joe's like dilled
20:46 this kid and about to lose [Music] you
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