0:00 [Music] so a uh bartender quits his job after the boss tells him that he can't get drunk on his days off wait what on his days his day's off all right ████ off that's weird unless he's coming to work work drunk or missing shifts because he's still hungover there's got to be a reason that's the american way dude or if he goes into that bar five of those days off it's actually really really just stupid like this bar this bartender recently went viral after sharing his farewell i'm quitting his job type of message which which is really cool because i think a lot of people always want to think about like you know how badass they can be when they tell their boss to ████ off the ████ on the boss's desk is a very popular idea really taking a big ████ on your boss's desk yeah didn't bobby lee do that or maybe it wasn't a boss but it was a co-worker bobby lee did it i don't think it's a very popular right bobby lee just ████ on something like just had to attach a meaning to it didn't he take a
0:50 ████ in the coffee bean mixer and he mixed it into the coffee bean no wait am i making this up you might be making never heard of that sounds so ridiculous that you can't be making that i think he just worked at coffee bean because that's part of their their ingredients i'm just like it's got that tang too it really just took a ████ oh yeah it does taste like ████ oh god i'm mixing it up i remember him saying like he used to work at a coffee shop and then in the coffee bean roaster thing and barber i don't know i forgot dude no i heard a coffee bean they're like all right who's got one on deck let me go you know we gotta we gotta mix this up for the morning back so this uh bartender gets a message uh from his boss at 2 59 a.m his bo his boss wrote i need you to come in 11 a.m to 10 p.m today we have an event scheduled and one bartender okay that first man replies politely reminding his he has a day off tomorrow
1:40 so he can't work his boss quickly turns solo and he's urged them to be a team player it's not all about you man replies why are you now just telling me at 3 a.m that you need me to work 11 hours tomorrow right he says i've had a few drinks and i don't feel like coming into work hung over and working for that long on my day off boss writes back in this text message that goes viral saying getting too drunk is not a good look man replies you're telling the bartender not to drink on his time off want to tell the chefs not to eat off the clock too with a laughing emoji because any time you add like an emoji it's like it's so he doesn't want people thinking that his bartender is an alcoholic you know okay i i might be outside with you almost like hey the nazis were right about some things cry face and that's like all right that's awesome it's a little bit cry face like crying there's a cry like laughing in tears
2:30 crying it's like the sideways see that's different that's different not the not the death that ████ with it a little bit the boss doesn't like it and he warns them that uh they'll be talking about his attitude the next time he comes in definitely got an attitude oh he's got an attitude but as a manager is that an appropriate way to talk to your uh employee at 3 a.m not at 3 a.m i would just not be like oh i didn't see that i'm asleep you know maybe they were drunk texting them at 3 a.m to call them to come in for an 11 hour shift at 11 a.m or drunk i would have somehow tried to i don't think this guy handled it well i would have somehow tried to incorporate his religious views with it as well but yeah that sounds like you know something a jew would say [Laughter] and then it settles it down a little bit yeah laughing about that
3:22 the employee saying that to the yeah to the boss employees no no the boss say that's the employee i think as a manager because i you know i have some employees that's the way you kind of that's the way i would handle that situation a little bit more i make it more personalized i think you definitely want to get it in writing though right you definitely want to argue you want to get in an emoji yeah it's more personal that way chinese guy emoji around [Laughter] yeah i guess you had some shiraz a little bit too he responds to his manager uh or his boss and he says bartenders are needed all over the place right now i think i'll just go work at one of the dozens of places around here i'll be fed up with you and the boss told him that he regret it
4:12 and he said and then he responds eat my ass no way really again if there's a way to sign off then he put in parentheses i said i was drunk didn't i yeah that's fantastic that's a pretty spicy way to talk to employees that is a weird thing to ask from a bartender to not drink on his days off it's it's really more just like the idea that trying to get him on something yeah he's just trying to get him there's a s█████ ass manager trying to cover his own ass or something you know because if he didn't disclose he was drinking he wouldn't have been able to say that he wouldn't the manager would have been able what was his his concern was i don't want other people to see that you're drunk somewhere else like this guy was being 100 and the boss is being like 25. is it because is it because it's like hey you're drinking at a competitor's bar no it's because he said i'm drinking right now and if i come in at 11. i might be
5:02 hungover yeah and he's like being drunk's not a good look and he's like you're telling the bartender not to like drink on their day off he's like you want me to bartend at 11 a.m i think that's not a good look bro yeah ████ out of here like what are you talking about tell him at 3am i would have just like seen that and been like i didn't see that like i'm asleep and that's not unreasonable to think that i'm asleep that's crazy that's a crazy thing with cell phones too now is when i was working like in high school early college you weren't that accessible yeah because you don't really didn't really have cell phones so if you got your work schedule for the next two weeks that's it you're not gonna have like your boss calling you or texting you randomly on your personal phone you know why because this guy wanted to play hooky and he's like i need someone to cover that guy's been over he didn't want to show up and he's like i'm so ████ up right now yo i need to get this guy to do this and he's getting mad at him because he said no but that's his right as he has a day off at 2 59 a.m
5:53 totally i'm surprised he even texted back i can't believe he turns it back yeah i would have been like ████ that delete didn't see that sorry bro yeah damn you guys aren't go-getters dude i'd be like hell yeah and i'll take over the ████ bar one day and i'll fire them that's a go-getter guys that's a go-getter i do remember one time i was um nobody hired joe as an employee you're just trying to er job that i've had i always ended up trying to get someone fired because they pissed me the ████ off or they were trying to play hooky on my shift don't work with joe guys hey good
6:44 job there it is like he's like every place that i work i tried to get the boss fired yeah yeah he's like i've been trying it this one for the last ████ 15 years he's of the people that's true so if you join the kindred what do you do what's your plan of attack against it i don't want that responsibility man head off the snake dude yeah yeah he he tries to kill anthony lee he got me fast i thought we were talking about firing oh yeah that's right it is murder yeah yeah firing right firing murder i say fire potato photography come on man what's the difference dude what do you want to do i tie all the laces of the air sessions together you're a troll sabotager that's it they're not going to be like what are you doing down there get the parents oh my the disaster of the launch day would be a disaster bro all these dances ████ tripping falling immediately do
7:35 you think that do you think that they're so dumb they just put the shoes on they're just like here we go oh no the ████ going on this is such white boy ████ they barely know how to put shoes on like a white boy show you that's like a six-year-old sabotage dream i don't know you double knot it though he poops in all the shoes the night before and you guys put them on here's a squish and then let me guess while we trip over cells you throw jacks on the clock it marvels why would i do that you guys are wearing shoes that'd be the stupidest ████ thing i could do i would probably do bouncy balls to confuse your dancer i got a good idea since you guys are half masked we would just be pretend can just and we enter into other tv shows and just bomb ████ hard as ████ winner guys they wouldn't be able to tell nobody bombs harder than us on tv shows buddy we'll find out
8:30 you think you could dance on all that stuff yeah america's got talent that's the tv show do you think you could dance and they just they just ask people the ████ other third world country that jacked the show do you think you could dance so do you think that you can dance so you think you can like dance or something so like what you think you're like a dancer or something welcome back to so like you think you're some kind of ████ dancer or something or like what's up that was like i was like watching slumdog millionaire who wants to be a millionaire right they're doing their other versions of it and ████ i love when other countries ████ license are i love it i love it oh it's so good
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