0:00 this was so stupid he goes in the Apple Store and he's like where's the fruits at man I'm suing you guys they need to beat this ████ up [Music] dude hey so we love talking about McDonald's on this show so we're going to I ████ love McDonald's man hey please sponsor us when's the last time you guys had a McDonald's way too long ago bro last week dog really what'd you get you got a cheeseburger that's one how can you with just one cheeseburger and Diet Coke and that's it I like I like to just go and get a Diet Coke The Diet Coke is amazing it is Diet Coke is the issue is when I go it's like two Big Max 20 piece that's why he's never been fat that's why he's never been fat go that's why have yeah I have I have no B wait did you guys go for like a cheeseburger Tuesday or something well that was several weeks ago I went to
0:51 National cheeseburger day because through the app which the app it's like 10 cents no it was free no in the app for National cheeseburger day a double cheese was only like a quarter or some ████ or 50 Cent 50 Cent app is fire what is that what do you mean dude the McDonald's app is fire they give you free stuff all the time bro you remember Wednesdays every single Wednesday was a 20 C Burger yeah 29 or9 at M baby Tuesday was 29 cent hamburger one was a cheese though I think there was a cheese day and a na cheese day that was the only reason I wanted to go to church cuz my dad would take us for and there was 99 Big Max we fed we fed our dogs with 35 Cent we were going through rough times bro 20 Burgers you feeding the dogs with that hey you know I kind of like though I do like a I crave a filo fish every now and then that's where you lost Friday Friday
1:43 I that's why I always get a ████ air Land and Sea yeah fish chicken nuggets for the air run swim land SE fish fillet Bes is covered chicken nuggets and double double quarter ████ Double Quarter Pounder they fly over fences all right all right back to the article for just one second all right okay so check it out you guys know that you guys know that when uh they shoot commercials those ████ Burgers look a very specific way there's like there's like a what birds put burgers oh they don't chick don't fly man they're ████ perfect I've never seen a chicken in the commercial okay remember remember they they ████ I actually worked on a couple mcdonal us too bro weird Flex man what were you
2:33 doing you got a grandma breaking her wrists keep going what you doing the caterpillar in [Laughter] there so funny Bart all right and uh you know they got a ████ what's what's the right word for it they got like a ████ Caucasian no no no no no no what's what's the word I'm looking for the person that makes it look all ████ good and ████ model the the artist the plate the guy who plates it kind of deal yeah the person who like makes it look all pretty and soft food handler it's like a technician yeah they got like yeah they use sprays they use glosses yeah yeah yeah anyways is it a burger though I what would they just use plastic no it's a real Burger but it's cold right it's cold because it has to stay and look a certain way even though the cheese is ever so slightly melted looking and then from there when you take a bite into it and stuff like that they got to make sure it's a perfect bite and they only they push everything
3:23 to the front so it looks a certain way so that means the back is all like ████ up because you nothing's proportionate but the real ones you get are ████ yeah and then you bite it you bite it and you spit it out into a bucket cuz you got to redo the shot right now you just said it right on the real ones you get are ████ right yeah so somebody wanted to sue McDonald's for that as false advertisement yeah take him we beat him up does this happen every year let's beat them up why why why beat them up because it's so ████ stupid you think what you're going to get is going to look like the commercial false advertising bar the whole world is false advertising ████ wives are false advertising wait why is my wife false advertising they don't look that way when the day that you fell in love the day oh damn everything's false advertising everything's sloppy in the
4:13 back you eat it cuz you love it though that's why you see those cold yeah cold wet you see those ████ Nissan Sentra commercials doesn't drive that fast you got a professional driver in there you see everyone's Instagram that's truee Clos world's false advertising you know Nikki was in a McDonald's commercial where she had to eat the nugs weird Flex dude how's everyone ████ tied in with McDonald's here but me cuz we're famous me I haven't been in McDonald's she was eating I went to the headquarters see who are we dog please finish she was just like you said like it was like cold nuggets they look great they're gross spit bucket the whole ████ time doing it for like 9 hours I'd probably swallow dude swallow couple I don't they supposed to though I don't care cold one bite because you know there's like four four takes or whatever and I was like
5:04 apparently hitting it I only did like four T I'm a pro pro eater I eat hella well anyways eat something I want to see how good you eat prove it talk is cheap ████ the swi show me all right Anthony and um action be happy I'm ████ it that's pretty good my dick is a little hard yeah little that's pretty good man you are really good at eating that wasn't bad you got a smile though like you're yeah is it good you look like you were mad about it Gio tells me anything that I eat it makes her never want to eat that ever again just eat it hella nasty goes you suck at eating it makes it look it makes it look disgusting to her dude she hates I feel that way I feel that way internally that's a true sign of hatred I prob is everyone working for ████
5:54 McDonald's well one time I think we talked ████ about them for like a full 6 months months and then their whole marketing team knew that we existed cuz our fans would oh bomb their page H well you you guys were like b███████ that they won't work with you you weren't like complaining you weren't talking we love McDonald's we loved it and then they started working with us like one by one separately except for David McDonald's is the ████ best comp ████ love McDonald's man all right so there's this dude just gruntled customer named Justin chimenti or whatever let's put his ████ full name in there yeah and he was ex uh claiming that the Fast Food Giant have been exaggerating the size of their Big Mac cuz he's ordering small Mac yeah basically he's saying that it's not what it looks like and so the judge has given their verdict on this lawsuit against
6:45 McDonald's which claims that the Big Mac is not quite that big and what do you guys think the judge said he said he threw it out he said you're an idiot for believing commercials sadly called him an idiot word for word see false advert the whole world's false advertisement there's got to be a false advertisement like real law though the I was looking for earlier was food stylist dude imagine like I think ████ that really matters so like a prescription if it doesn't cure whatever the ████ you whatever you big Trav I don't even think that' be working dog really well you want to talk some vaccines oh that's true never mind you know why let's talk about the vaccines yeah do you know why you know why this doesn't stick cuz if you order a Big Mac you open a sandwich and you go this is not what the ████ it looks like and you say I want a refund the store will honor
7:35 a refund but they make you want exactly the same one like oh that's too small here's another one that's exactly the same size but they'll also give you a refund so that's why this won't stick it depends cuz I saw a lady at Jack In The Box pull out a ████ strap and trying to shoot at a guy Jack in the Box we're talking about Lely okay true you know what you know what is the thing though us McDonald's give you the most ████ up looking burgers period I've heard overseas McDonald's overseas is always good I think maybe it's cuz they care about their employees overseas but yo overseas the burgers come pretty nice but do their overseas citizens love their McDonald's the way like we in our heart McDonald line will they take a bullet for their McDonald ████ line I mean McDonald McDonald's worldwide I think everyone loves it because of Happy Meals but not only that at worldwide
8:27 everyone fights in McDonald's and you have great memories of getting in the fist fights at McDonald's there's great viral videos of people fighting in McDonald I should have found look for and Waffle House some my favorite memories of people fighting a Waffle House yeah so the uh the the perpetrator no the person was also trying to sue Wendy's for uh Sim I think the bourbon bacon cheeseburger cuz was he like it's not big and square like same ████ so the judge's decision said that McDonald's and Wendy's making their food look good was no different than other companies use of visually appealing images to Foster positive associations with their product this was so stupid he goes on the Apple Store and he's like where's the fruits at man I'm suing you guys they need to beat this ████ up dude has anyone tried that yet kind of a good idea no I'm just thinking I'm trying to put myself in his shoes I'm
9:17 like how dumb are you bro Bart's waiting outside the courthouse just ████ this dude you're so dumb dude I do Wonder like in the 60s when was McDonald's made ' 50s 40s whatever the movie knows I wonder if the' 60s yeah the movie is solid I wonder if that burger did look like that cuz I feel like even In Our Lifetime they have gotten smaller like the qu pound a qu pound but at the same time that sh was like 10 cents back there and she yeah it got more expensive and smaller we got bigger cuz our little ████ hands were smaller cuz I remember in second grade unwrapping it and remembering it was like holy ████ I'm I going to eat this thing and Barts head been that big the whole time you can make a pretty Burger though like in- and- outs Burgers look pretty visually athetic yeah but I feel like that was a burger size back then cuz you know the regular hamburger and if you get like an
10:08 In-N-Out burger with no lettuce or nothing it's like the same size In-N-Out is fairly I feel like the superzing guy kind of ████ us out of like some good french fries ████ that guy yeah dude that guy dude that guy remember they used to like make it with like this certain ████ kind of oil or something fake ████ beef T beef toow and then they changed it after that cuz like now fries are healthier that guy is a ████ I remember watching that and he ate like McDonald's 2 days in a row and he threw up out of his car window like can't take it I'm going to ████ watching that movie immediately made me go to McDonald's I know I just got hungrier dud I want to get McDonald's I heard some of that was fake too cuz he he's the one that like explored the pink goo but I heard that wasn't even a thing that's ████ delicious no I heard it wasn't I don't even think it was a thing I love pink I forgot where I heard that McDonald forun Air and SE dude trust me come on I'll get a FL what's the air part the chickens they fly they don't fly that's that's a bit straight they
10:58 they kind of on the around low air that's a stretch that's our [Music] c
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