0:00 I go over there I throw it away and it's windy so it's already difficult to carry oh don't say that dude why do you always make yourself sound like a we you know what I picture your scrawny arms hey at least I didn't just close down my business okay cuz you did cuz you did that a couple years [Music] ago welcome to careful boys today we're talking about how much Anthony eing loves Las Vegas [Applause] wow his quote his quote quot we were just by the microwave me and Bart were back there and he pulls aside he's like Bros freaking love living in Vegas but what does he hate though oh yeah what are you hate about no we start with the
0:52 love you don't want to end it on a good note my bad and end it on a even better note pause it or first it will be even better yeah I do I'm thankful that I moved there during the hot season cuz like all the complaints kind of like get out during the excitement of living there yeah yeah it blows it's yeah blows like when it's hot it's it's pretty intense you didn't test the hot first but it's but it's it's uh it's manageable hot like 110° in Vegas is still like better than like 98° here thank you sir true thank you cuz there's no humidity it's dry heat yeah you're not sweating your dick off mhm yeah definitely not um and it's a small dick to begin with you know what I mean that's true cuz 100° in Vegas it's still cooler than like 90° in Hawaii yes that's another example of what I just said for sure I just want to give you an
1:42 example and 105 in Vegas is still better than like 75 and like the Amazon yep yep yep because the Amazon has poisonous frogs and any other any other Florida heat is so much different I'll take I'll take Vegas heat every every day all day dry heat yeah oh sign me up it's another example of of yeah I've uh I've worked out at muscle Mountain once oh cool what you think of muscle Mountain muscle Mountain's tight you know what I mean I've always seen it in like IG stories and I know it's exclusive VIP access only I think it's only got three members uh so just getting like a just getting a guest pass there has been pretty tight except I don't know why you keep the ████ Jiu-Jitsu fighting body guy outside like a guard oh no it was cuz um you know Vegas I'm sure you have also experienced the windy season uh so I put that guy
2:33 there to block the trash cans from flying okay so because it's the windy season and I've been to your house like a couple times now he keeps moving so he's just in a different place and you're like that motherfucker's moving that guy's 100 lb dude no dude he's in a different spot ████ you think a neighbor's messing with the arms it's silent Mike's mom just comes just ████ with me U but yeah so that's cool muscle Mountain's pretty tight when the windy season first hit were you and Nina like inside going like holy ████ it's windy it's pretty damn windy wind wind you haven't felt the windy no no no no no it ain't been ████ this year really not not since he moved I feel like when it's windy windy it sounds like your roof is about to get lifted the ████ up M we have like the rattling you could hear the doors and the window panes and like you could definitely hear ████ outside even though it hasn't been the windiest
3:23 I guess one year it was so windy it uh triggered the alarm of my house and then the security came and they're just checking if it someone broke in but the sensors of the window shook so hard that the sensor thought that the window broke yeah that's how windy it is windy though plus also in that area like by the mountains too it's like it's windy like consistently mhm yeah like I I went to you know when you're like just moving in so you have a bunch of boxes and stuff like that but like the trash only comes on Tuesday so you're like well luckily there's construction in our neighborhood so at night when nobody's there dumpster dive yeah I'm like cutting all my boxes up and I'm ████ just throwing stuff right literally like two nights ago I was like I'm going do my nightly like take some boxes throw it in the dumpster down the street I go over there I throw it away and it's windy so it's already difficult to carry oh don't say that
4:13 dude why do you always make yourself sound like a weak ████ he does why do you do that why do you do that to yourself no you didn't even have to include you know what I picture your ████ scrawny arm show them the guns show them the guns bro don't hey at least I didn't Clos down my business okay Sox hey who dude show show them the guns you said CU you did cuz you did that a couple years ago what not by choice huh went down swinging and he said and he said that it hasn't even been that strong yet too that's where you ████ up big facts I'm just trying to have your back still have your Amazon packages okay I thought I had five I think I only have three that's for TA first you want to ████ with his education going down I will ████ with his education for sure yeah
5:05 you sound even weaker bro you're picking on kids let's be real kid in the Vegas education system is going to get ████ anyway yeah that's true hey he's doing his multiplications right now they'll be really good casino floor manager 100% like they're going plac yeah they are going okay so tell me how the wind H your ass dude first of all remember if I am weak then you're just punching down shows how weak you are I I'll own it bro I I love being a bully women anyways so that being said all right I'm carrying these giant sails in the wind right and then this story doesn't ████ matter anymore anyways by the way not continue what are other things that you didn't know you were going to like but you ended up liking you joined a run Club were you running out here I did go on a run thing I ████ cuz some friends invited us to go do a run thing and then when like I think it's because it's
5:56 weird but like Vegas just feels especially because it's smaller in a sense than population wise it feels like the community is a community yes so when somebody hits you up it's like real mhm yeah that's crazy crazy you know what I mean it's like out here everybody's around everybody's doing events everybody's got a thing so you're oh yeah I'll see if I can come through I'll see if I can pull up it's different but when you only got like so many connects out there and you like just moved in so you're like also trying to make sure you maintain certain relationships if you hit somebody up or somebody hits you up ████ happens yeah people actually show up and did you know that we're actually abnormal and that's actually normal yeah it's not just Vegas La sucks.com it's just we're just major city life yeah and everywhere else but also La is is is a what have you done for me lately City like of like I I'm using you you're
6:46 using me how can I use you what can I do with you that would Propel my career and ████ like that we all know but in Vegas every relationship you have it just feels like a normal they really care a human relationship yeah and you got to get out of your laen mindset too so like I like meet up for with some homies to go to this like Vegas run Club thing I ████ hate running why would I do it in 100° weather cuz it's better than 80° somewhere else I'll run with you in Pas it's better than 70 in the Amazon I think it it's not as good as 80° in San Diego though 80° in San Diego is somewhere I had to admit like West San Diego or East San Diego ADHD in this room is dope um and then uh you know everybody's like warming up for this run thing and then you know everybody's like introducing themselves and being like mad Community about it but I had to like
7:37 remember to turn off my like La thing what's your La thing being fake being a scumbag yeah dude why do you why do you change all of a sudden suddenly he like hey what's up man my name is Kell man where you from like you have to be like oh my God that was ████ genuine mhm this is my name and this is where I'm from hang out with normal people dude you're hanging out with all weirdos wait a minute that was just cuz you know there there's a lot of cuz you could feel when someone shakes their hand if they're going to remember you in 5 seconds and La you're like this guyy is saying what's up cuz he's going through the motion this gu forget who the ████ I am in 5 Second and you have to basically pitch yourself in OT at all the times it's like I'm this and I do this like right away it's like I remember I was at VidCon one year and this guy comes up to me he's like smarmy looking agent guy and he's like um oh hey you have a YouTube channel and I was like yeah it's awesome I just hit 100 subscribers and he just turns and walks away like just
8:28 immediately like like the best like the best but yeah that's the LA experience for you but yeah people are just genu nice yeah and like they're like looking at your ████ eyes when they talk to you and I look at you in the eyes when you talk to me which is why we're friends buddy I just feel like you just turned your back on all you're literally not looking at me right now while you're talking yeah cuz like you know I just feel a little hurt just like Gio earlier dude you're talking all the stuff about how you don't have anything genuine in La come on dude we when I hit you up we go work out right hey only because I actually care for you as a brother brother brother right anytime Bart's like hey dude now you got to convince Nick now I'm like I see you Bart I see you what didn't you see it's hard to explain so dense you're so dumb thick we're literally on the same team right I know I just can't believe it took this long
9:19 it's hard to see the light not all of us have enough money for six forever homes okay exactly we have to save up to make a move have you heard about that cost of living is a less we're poor bro that's how we left California we are you literally sitting in this room going we're poor bro she just said that literally you should hear even listen to I know she's a woman so she's going like that let me recount the story where Bart is FaceTiming we're FaceTiming and he's in the pool he comes out the water he's like how's it feel to be friends with a millionaire I think about that video sometimes but it's only a million that's nothing we're ████ paper millionaire dude that's tough that's tough life tough life liquid millionaire just one you stupid ████ you said that I forgot what it was It was supposed to be I think I have a video he has it he showed every it was a Ser no it was a serious video wait what was it about I I
10:09 was on FaceTime with her and then you literally just like a ████ sex model just bust out of the water all wet and you're like how's it feel to be how do it feel to be friends and you guys were connecting on something deeper I forgot was talking about financial problem what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details or whatever he's talking about
10:59 go cheap on the house he's sad that he had to buy a cheaper house he says he says Velcro on picture frames actually works great it holds up oh maybe you guys were coming over use command stps command strips actually do work that's what he saying you don't have to damage your walls we have cinder block walls I do go cheap on the house on some things though I got to admit like what like uh like I I want to make my house like very smart home type stuff cuz I enjoy the tech and I I just love the stuff but any anytime if I'm about to install something thing in the home and then it voids my warranty I sto the inst process don't void it cuz I only have the warranty for for a year though can I just give you a little hot tip though those warranties below really no dude they fight you the whole time yeah I had a problem with my fridge when we moved in they send a guy there to basically haggle with you the whole time they don't even accept that
11:49 you have a problem did you see the Samsung scam the Samsung Tech scam they would like this guy was recording a video of a Samsung like Tech coming over like for their warranty and ████ and half razor bladed this the screen no and then another one cracked it and then there was just like this whole thing now where people are like recording Samsung text to come over to fix some ████ why would they do that I don't know manant I don't want to get what is the personal incentive well they don't want to they don't want to honor the warranty yeah it yours is going to be fine I'm telling you bro the warranty D it's it's a haggle just so you know just prepare for it when you're going that's like an apply thing that's like a third party I'm talking about the house warranty that was part of it it was all it's all whatever's in your house under my warranty it was yeah for for a year
12:39 yeah but it it just feels like the house as fun as it is because of how cheap it is is a NeverEnding project it just feels like a never ending like what else you got to do like uh for example just being like okay cool I finally got this like Tesla charger I'm going to put in my garage cuz otherwise I have this problem where I'm like the closest Tesla super for me is that red rock which means I have to wait for the charger so I have to hit the crafts table it's a crazy problem big problem I have um only like 10 minutes away anyways 8 minutes 8 minutes seven if I'm good if I don't hit that light on F anyways um so I'm like all right cool I'm going to get this charger in here and then I have an electrician come out and the electrician's like oh well if you're going to use that charger you guys only rid for 220 volt you got to go up to 240 volt for the outlet so you're going to need a permit I'm like okay so what the ████ ████ sounds like
13:30 California dude right but then but then he's like he's also like look no you can do it without the permit do you plan on taking it with you when you move or sell yeah and I'm like technically yeah yep right so I was like okay cool what's the price difference I'm like oh ████ maybe we do it without the permit you know this a standard good old Mexican dude who's just keeping it real with like what I can do right a standard Mexican and you're telling the internet there's no Mexicans out there they're all Venezuelan but whatever dude are you sure yeah so then so we go and then he's like oh but you also only got like a aluminum wiring or whatever you need a copper for that type of like blah blah why you don't go cheap on that then you got to go direct into your breaker or whatever right and I was like okay all right so I'm like so if we do that we do it without the permit how fast can we do it how much he's I can give you a deal if we're also doing this other electrical
14:21 work I'm like okay cool that sounds up sale but then but then of course because I'm dealing with some other stuff right it's like same thing it's like if I don't go with the getting a permit then I'll avoid a warranty on the house in general for a lot of the electrical stuff because if a spectre comes in if there's a problem go back to go back to gasoline car yeah it's causing you all kinds of problems yeah trying to be a eco-friendly ass hippie gas in veg how much is gas in Vegas three bucks yeah like three four bucks gas is cheaper but it's still it's still sucks you know what I mean it's not like we're living in ████ dollar Arabia that's true and they just give it to you yeah but it's like a dollar cheaper it is a dollar cheaper it's a lot there's no way I can go back to guess because with with the autopilot on like Tesla and stuff driving back and forth I barely drive
15:13 that's dangerous you're just jerking it the whole time all time all time it's a gay porn you would you would man good for you for sure own it bro I like that you're in the perfect place for that kind of stuff I heard Las Vegas a lot of dreams can come true yeah everybody's like ████ up what do you think of the new slogan you seen that ████ what what happens here stays here I'm like no no no that's the old one what happens here only happens here that's what I think it's whack yeah what do you mean they changed it changing the slogan yeah they changed it a few years back I think they're trying to make it more familyfriendly so they don't want it associated with like adult pleasure that's where they're ████ up I think the more they go corporate the more they go family the more that's why I mve because of no they're ████ up so hard cuz Vegas used to be a place of class
16:06 what yes really have you been there during the day when they give you the card with the ████ chicks tits to go visit them that that type of class class four that they used to wear suits Gio when they did that oh like the mob days before I was born okay are you talking about the Sinatra days the days that you never experienced it used to be so classy man was it when the guy was when the girl was giving the guy head in their car in suits what kind of car though yeah I mean they're they're doing it now another very cool and exciting part about Vegas we just went to go see like Mariah Carey for example that is cool and and the way that happened is because we just hit the roulette tables me and Chad hel came up we were drunk so we're like yo what should we do with this money cuz you don't want to just save money that's like whack right you have like if you make money you spend it like
16:56 yo let's get Mariah let's go Mariah carry tickets so we got Mariah care tickets went to go see Mimi she can't move for ████ and she definitely doesn't sound like she used to but it's still phenomenal like she can still whistle and hit those is it cuz she got fat so sick though so sick to hear all those songs did she say she sang that one I know you did did did you do the Christmas song no she didn't bullsh I was Guy yelling I was yelling in the audience cuz it's ████ I'd be booing it's like August now or July I was like all I want for Christmas didn't work though um so that's cool but like the fact that those kind of events happen like Selen Di's coming back to Resource world she just signed res dude my mom cried watching her like it's a core memory for me but she was better at the season so I called my mom taking my mom cuz you're soft cuz you're soft cuz I'm soft a small dick who watch G porn on
17:47 the drive here in my EV in my cheap house and you're weak yeah and I ████ open up car washes in Asia we're not getting we're not getting Prime Seline anymore she can't hit the the the the frequency that she used to hit that's why she's dude Joe's harsh dude he's like get rid of her cuz Vegas not class anymore what's the point throw her away when they try to replace her with share it didn't work out that well but it is cool how many things are popping all the time yeah everyone is there all the time something's going on but what's cool is you can remove yourself from all of it and not even feel any of it I've only been to this trip twice oh yeah yeah you know the the Hollywood Bowl has some really good concerts because I think that was my entire experience of Vegas like my whole life when you go to Vegas you go to the strip so the idea of like loving Vegas outside of that experience is like
18:38 really really new well you'll do the whole circle cuz it's shaped like a spiderweb and you'll realize every corner looks exactly the ████ same and then you go back to the strip cuz you go this is why everyone's at the strip there's this is the best everything else just the same ████ I don't think that's what he's saying yeah I think that a take I think well no I'm saying you got to do that first and then you'll realize that you'll go back you're just honeymooning right now I ████ went there and I did everything and then I go oh yeah when dreams die as usual Joe had one experience and everybody had the same experience and then he left cuz I love Summerland ████ Summerland is the best I never I never want to go to the strip almost ever yeah same none of you guys leave the house though I actually leave the goddamn
19:28 house and I go everywhere I'm literally not in my house right now well you're probably the only person that might be experienced just watch dude just watch just wait you'll see you'll see you'll hate it'll see I literally just said I was ████ sailing with trash and I watched Mariah car I'm out of my house a lot all right but uh I love it it's great Nina loves it that's huge huge that's very very good spousal approval is like a ████ high rating that's like very important if she didn't like it you would have been miserable you would been hearing it every day how much ████ Las Vegas yeah we're vocal all right we like to speak our mind we can't help it ladies you know it's dope to be like like oh man ████ yeah I I just won like 60 bucks at the C craft SE or something like that and then I'll like jump on IG and like uh Nicki Le M green over here
20:19 just won like $1,900 or something like that and she's like she's in the same hotels me but I had no idea you know what I mean it's like what the ████ like that's cool it did feel like I never left la though because every there's so many people from California that I know in there like doesn't that feel like there so many feel do leave La though because those same people who left you actually like will connect with them out here out in Vegas you know what I mean yeah hang out with more people outside outside of LA from La plus the new JK office in Vegas is ████ sick dude oh my God I can't wait to start shooting out there it's like the size of my office right here can't wait to start shooting out there especially since Ed's been ████ right makes so much sense now that oh that's where that ████ comes from we're probably going to have to do it pretty soon probably people are thinking we shut down barbell because they're mixing up the stories they're thinking that because of the Ed oh
21:10 wasn't cuz you guys just started failing no that was kjas why do you keep mixing up the ████ St everybody nose can just fail get a new ████ bit Gio whoa we're sensitive I get it I'm sorry dude it was my my bad man it's still new still shoe coblin all right you're strong dude I'm actually the most eccentric man for all the things that I app believe or don't believe here yeah you're a tight dude
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