0:00 [Music] the state of California is suing a Catholic Hospital for denying an emergency abortion damn it Anthony what nothing what one of those Anthony videos it's this there's no such thing as one of these an that's what it is what are Anthony videos ASP he's right having them on the same side is why couldn't we talk about In-N-Out or something nice it it becomes in- and out best burger best burger that's where it is Catholic Hospital is right next to one of the best in- and out wait what so so like we're just going to go down the line of food habit is good habit is better favorite California I agree it's like better ingredients really it's better than it feels fresher than are you serious way fresh more convenient the fries are
0:50 better no way the ranch is unbelievable you're right yeah have it all the way have it don't do drivethru though right does no they don't so that's why I said now it's more conven isn't that the conversation of what fast food is though when you can do a drive it's still fast food bro yeah it's still never quality of food oh really I've never even tried it we ordered it last time here here yeah the OG habit or was it Fat Burger is in Santa Barbara where where Nikki grew up and that is the best habit for okay what about Shake Shack or In-N-Out Shake I'm a Shake Shack Shake Shack 1,000% Shake Shack's closing down I know yeah all no a lot of them a lot of them why they're opening a new one in Downey though I like in and outz cuz people don't go to it I think it's because of the price you're also
1:40 going to Five Guys which is like you need to fill out a credit report dude I pig out when I go to Five Guys I get the hot dog and the hamburger the I like that they have milkshakes there like cookies and cream the good flavors hot Do's like $9 I know the burgers are pricey too you could buy two packs yep hot dogs for $9 a lot of Smash burger places are getting pretty popular but they don't have chains right they're more like hipster establishments that's why it's got to be fast food Edition cuz they're as quick as Shake Shack me and Joe tried to go to one and it was too busy that's the one that I wanted to go to I finally went with the under the influence guys yeah yeah yeah phenomenal dude was it worth a line out the door there wasn't a line but we got to go if we got to go with chains I still think in my opinion I like In-N-Out I just don't think In-N-Out line is worth it
2:31 like when that line gets that long it's an immediate you know what's crazy though all you got to do is walk inside the line is always sometimes it goes through the door yeah but you wait long the Glendale one is easy to get cuz there is no drive-thru and the line still short inside you know the one on brand oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but that's also where like ████ homeless people are outside all the time oh yeah yeah it is and there's Armenian guys fist fighting or that one big white dude old guy Santa beard who like plays a musical instrument yeah he's always there always there and I always get the I get the 3X3 animal style with extra spread this was what this turned I think when it comes to Burgers we have five layers just anything but answering the question and then I would say I like the use of layers though like a cake yeah the first layer is like frozen microwave
3:24 all the ████ we're just talking chain 7-Eleven this is where but I have to get I have to get to the chains part the first layer of chains that's what we're trying to get to is the chains McDonald's we can't get there yet but the third layer you guys are all debating on the third layer which is In-N-Out Shake Shack the more Gourmet that's cash we're just talking about change Gourmet but you can't you can't do that we're talking about McDonald's you can't put McDonald's up against Shake Shack it's not the same but they're chains though because it's fast casual yes fast casual versus fast food there's a huge difference it's an unfair game cuz fast casual they make it when you order it fast food is it's already ████ under a heat lamp and it's ready to waiting for tongs to squeeze huge difference so where's car where's Carl Jun at Carl Jun they don't make it till
4:15 you order it and they're trying to be they're trying to be Shake Shack but they live amongst McDonald's They Char you they're charging you like Shake Shack but they're like they're in denial yeah they're they're not they're Wendy's Carl Jun in and- out in- and out oh Wendy's is good though w w but it doesn't compare to In-N-Out cuz it's a different it's a different layer but you could do Wendy's Wendy's fries in their saucer ooh that's really if we're talking about chains you never got tired of in and out after eating it like every ████ I did yeah but I just stop eating it that much you eat it I wasn't TI I wasn't tired of it until Shake Shack came around I had Shake Shack I was like this is a different level but I got even more tired of Shake Shack faster me I eat it
5:08 like three times and I'm like oh this is just a salt Burger I feel like Shake Shack's always empty as hell yeah that's why they're closing them down so if it's that good why isn't it's the price cuz in- and- out's like half the price it does it is expensive that's why yeah and then if you take Shake Shack and then if you do bring in the other hipster places into the conversation but that's not the same level it's not then their Smash Burgers smash on Shake Shack yes what about wall bers bro let's let's get now let's get serious wall but that's oh that's Mark wallberg Mark wber is it good I never tried it it's a different layer it's a different layer six it's a diner layer Diner layer it's a diner layer like Johnny Rockets yeah like Bob's Big Boys yep like chilies y I've never really like I like Bob's bigy Ruby Tuesdays Bob's Big Boy it's really
5:59 boring how about fat burger you guys like Fat Burgers actually I actually like fat burger yeah what about hook burger oh I've never had hook burger what about Danny's Burgers no see I got a buddy my buddy Chad he loves Denny's burgers or can't trust I can't trust have you guys ever had it's like called I'm burger or like I am burger or something it's like you get you get four of them and you can have different types well that sounds fun like a burger flight like mini burgers like a flight of burgers they're like they're like kind of smaller but then you can get like different kinds all in one you remember fud Ruckers they close that used to be fire when I was a kid yeah they day you you do whatever you want to the Burger dude you could go up to the cheese machine and just keep on pumping on your burger I used to do that ████ crazy yeah it was it was incredible that's the the style of dining there you just make your own do whatever the hell you want you can put seven tomatoes on the damn thing if you
6:49 that's why I like counter I like counter for that reason but I think most most counters are gone now too that's expensive it's like $20 a burger there's like this is a dying kind of like chain it might be very Southern California but like which layer is it though I it's 3.5 cuz it's it's a thing of its own but um all right you know like the hat and these like they could have been a chain or like kind of like Tommy burger yeah they kind of chain Tommy bur is a chain Tommy yeah but they feel like old La relics of like you used to be a thing there used to be a spot in I don't know if it's still there it used to be called like yellow B basket and Gardina and like they all these like you got this like weird kind of it feels like a Mexican family came in and bought it
7:39 from like a white family back in the day that started it yeah and then they all ran like that like the hat right it's like yeah yeah they almost got really big like albertto basically their menu is so torched by the sun you can barely read it and they look like they haven't changed anything from the 60s that's asttr Burger yeah like that or doubles and have like an old decal for like Crystal Pepsi in the window that's like completely washed out what about Umami oh that's actually Prett Umami is good umami's good as heal it's actually really good I haven't had when was the last time you had Umami I can't even remember four years never had Umami pre I haven't had it since I lived in Hollywood I will say this though Umami Burger is better than In-N-Out no question oh 100% that's a different layer you can't compare don't even say it stop trying to bring it up I forgot I forgot I ████ up layer layer
8:30 is a chain yes it is yeah what's that place in Summerland downtown Summerland where it has like douchy music playing we went there Jing Jing has fire Burgers dude no way really fire Burgers you're welcome the Asian Spot yeah we went to Jing yeah we got Sushi there remember that and they have Burgers to the party place yeah the party place with Nikki and stuff yeah oh they have Burgers here yeah we were eating sushi I know what they good and then they're fire Burgers dude that's insane complete Flames that blows my mind that place is a sneaky Burger Joint any place that has two opposite things I always get scared of you should be scared but I'm telling you right now fire Burgers like we got burritos and Patti and the Patti is really good my uh in-laws were in town Nikki's parents we took them to Jing we got burgers for the
9:21 first time and they were unbelievable my at a place you get Pad Thai F was it like Asian flavored burgers or just a regular burger regular burger and he was even had a little bit spice to it how weird yeah one of my favorite Burgers like a sgv local spot it's called B man you guys it right there oh yeah bman Teryaki yeah I love B man that's a different layer though I would put that in the class of like the hat and stuff like that oh okay cuz there's a few of them because in that in that layer you have to have almost chained there's only one it's almost I thought they not almost I think they had two and but it went back two is not almost chained is mmy Burger a chain yeah cuz it is but it kind of isn't it's it's a different layer oh you know it is a different layer yeah what did you think of the Croft remember Croft had the it's the one that we went to after barbell
10:11 it's Smash Burgers that that changed pretty good too Croft that was good but that's a different layer they only have one you're right I should have said it cuz there's the Hipster layers cuz the hipsters are the best man yeah those Smash Burgers cuz they care they care when they make them sh and I'm just going to say this Jack in the Box Burgers over Carl Jr that's me no agreed no Carl Jun all the way which one though which one though which one ultimate cheeseburg ultimate cheeseburg but they're not charboiled they're not charboiled at all I don't give a ████ fight fight fight fight
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