0:00 but a lot of people sneak it though like everyone is pretty open about how they try to sneak it I'm not going to do none of that dude my my ex accidentally brought cocaine to Singapore oh [Music] two one how do you feel this about the state of America how do you feel about the state of not trying oh they got really good ████ a YouTuber is facing five years in prison after giving his girlfriend a lap dance where anybody oh in a Muslim country no that's a really good game in the mosque oh no that's also a very good guess in the library yeah I like this guessing game oh yeah
0:53 an endangered animal sanctuary oh yeah that's not a good place to do it what kind of animal like I don't know the the white spotted hyenas that's dangerous oh I know an appropriate Place daycare how did you insert my mind did you say that yeah I was gonna say daycare that's crazy great minds you guys are both thinking about little kitties because that's an inappropriate place to do sexual acts oh it's not the first choice yeah well it's actually no it's more basic now it's not like it's a lot of very uh amazing places it's actually a Bangkok restaurant oh really yeah there's out of all the places and this guy's streamer AKA is ice Poseidon real name Paul denino uh is somebody who like kind of just does a lot of crazy things
1:44 he's a streamer you're not streamers get they just do really uh jarring things in order to get very I hate those guys but yeah bro I hate people that just go and like invade other cultures and then they just do crazy stuff to disrupt yeah just to be correct shock streamers yeah yeah so he uh surprised his girlfriend while they ate at a restaurant in Bangkok do you take his pants off well let me just show you an image he probably took his pants off in Bangkok though that almost seems like it wouldn't be he's probably in a G-string bro so he's wearing this um okay what am I looking at a man in lingerie kind of look I don't think you should go to jail for five years for doing that but I think you should lock him up for five years for being a public annoyancy yeah
2:35 I think I think that's the law that he broke I I will give him a show you know I mean it's when I think about Bangkok I think of the Las Vegas of Southeast Asia where there's a lot of sex and partying so I don't know and ladyboys yeah but the thing is that just seemed like he's having a good time in a sexual place like if it's Amsterdam well it's a it is a restaurant at the end of the day um five years though well this guy this guy came out in that sheer body stalking um and then he received the telling off from the manager who told him that uh they can't do this in Thailand is it is Thailand what he said Furious the manager demanded that he uh public places get a hold of their passports and uh also she
3:26 called the police and then it ended up the him and his kind of Entourage ended up getting arrested the streamer writes on social media a mug shot with pressured admission of guilt and apology guilty of what no idea no no one telling me what the law was I broke and because his lap dance was streamed live it was revealed that he was charged with distribution of obscene content wow okay I mean he was committing acts that was trying to cause a reaction yeah and he got a reaction a reaction yeah it's not the desired outcome but they seem to be really familiar with this law well based off like his skin color I know a lot of traits of those type of creatures
4:17 I've seen them and a lot of them are like like I'm not touching you so what you can do you know it's very like they like to ████ around and find out yeah they want to play with fire ████ up and find out and then when they're in other countries that's not as like Freedom they don't ████ around they yeah you find out real quick and you can't assume that they do ████ around yeah you can't assume that they're gonna be okay with it because you're in a different country and you have to like not be like you could probably do that out of Walmart you know but you go to another country some countries will just chop her hands off I just wonder what kind of restaurant it is like if it's a if it's like a Thailand Denny's why are you doing that but it goes to Thailand Hooters probably probably Christy poor gang oh that's a delicious restaurant because you know in a place that has shows where a ping pong gets shot out of a vagina do they really have shows like that's the thing that's a private oh
5:07 it's private I think that's the problem it's like even if a country has the impression of being something yeah it's not your right to put that out and be like check it out yeah just because those shows also are on Amsterdam you can't just go to a random answer in a restaurant and put a ping pong in your vagina right yeah that's true are you challenging me because I will that's the host country doing the their thing exactly yeah it's different when an outsider comes in and then tries to do something crazy but can't you just like it's easily I get confused right it follows an Amsterdam and then like and then like I'm smoking weed in like a Denny's in Amsterdam they might be like sir that is not right and I'm like I'm in Amsterdam ████ and they're like real Denny's yeah you know ████ French manager I'll take this out elsewhere that's the thing I think it's like the
5:58 local law is looking the other way for their locals not for you okay yeah you can't go to North Korea and be like I brought a missile because you have missile that's the problem here like how did you bring a missile I love Bangkok though oh man the food oh so good man I got to go to Bangkok get the food okay it is true because like even when remember I was telling you guys when I was performing in Dubai they had a set of rules that we had to follow but their people didn't have to follow oh we did and so they said you cannot Party Rock but we can Body Rock right you can't even have alcohol referenced in your lyric wow but we can drink while you do that it's like it's a different thing where it's not for you the guest yeah
6:48 so you have to be halal exactly you got to be more hello you got to be a good boy you gotta be a sweet sweet boy and of course you're gonna get maximum penalty if you're an outsider and you're making a mockery of the culture there yeah yeah they have to make your example out of here this reminds me of all the other streamers and stuff that go to like those Japanese trains and they just try to like prey on people's like niceness and stuff and they just kind of make it they talk ████ it's so angry I'm like I'm so glad that that one streamer was getting like ████ up every time he walked around Japan because he was but not enough yeah yeah they didn't go hard they were they were actually kind of nice he wasn't getting ████ up enough they didn't pull Wasabi in his eyes or something there were some guys that hit him but like they didn't ████ them up hard enough but they didn't like go Yakuza the way that we were hoping yeah or lock them up for five years no yeah exactly but look what happened back in the day with Singapore where the guy that got
7:38 flogged oh oh yeah well he was tagging right if it's a chance doing graffiti and then they yeah why are you doing graffiti it's the nip it in the bud like scenario where they're like this isn't gonna be a thing yeah I think that's a good way to stop it right I mean it did stop it that stereotype lives on today that you can't chew gum people really think you're gonna get your ass beat for that I don't chew gummies anymore you can chew gum when we go back to Singapore all my uncles that's my mom like can you bring us some chewing gum when they get it are they like no it's not oh it's illegal to spit it out yeah you're not supposed to spit in general but you can't really you can't really buy gum anywhere over there can you yeah you can yeah I did yeah they had black black what's that it's a gum brand yeah oh the Japanese yeah oh well I also know now
8:29 not to bring any weed cartridges to Russia I'm glad they cleared that up because it was such a gray area that's it bro have you ever accidentally smuggled things like that Nick one time accidentally in like a like a actual Pen cartridge was in my my carry-on bag the whole time and I traveled to many different states and through TSA and no one said anything what domestically and International International is where it gets scary I had no idea I probably don't know what that is just yeah well but five years ago absolutely nowadays now everybody's starting to learn but a lot of people sneak it though like everyone is pretty open about how they try to sneak it I'm not gonna do none of that dude my my ex accidentally brought cocaine to Singapore oh accident like honest
9:20 accident but she got it through good they didn't check they didn't check because oh so super ████ lucky dude so lucky dude she had it in her actual checked bag double lucky because she didn't get caught and she gets to use it insane because there's no trial for that you just go die no and you're a foreigner oh my god well she's from vet she was Vancouver but shanghainese oh yeah dude what's her first last name you know it you know them both things like that something wrong I almost brought a live ammunition to Australia but no gun just ammunition thank God I didn't have a gun because um I had a magazine full like because I went shooting the other day I used my backpack and then I used the same backpack to travel and I didn't clean it
10:10 out and then I took the gun out and then when I went through TSA they're like sir do you have anything I should know about and I'm all like no I just thought it was one of those routine stops and then she goes sir you have a fully loaded clip and I was like actually it's magazine but I I have a paperwork and I was like oh ████ I'm going to Australia I was like I I think this is legal there so I wouldn't even be able to bring it in if I put it on my check-in so I was like you could have it she goes are you sure you could put it in your back and I'm like nah where I'm going I can't bring that so I just let them keep it damn but the lady in front of me she was looking horrified like what the ████ it's gonna blow the plate up oh ████ that's a grenade that lady was holding it like with the pliers thing just dangling it
11:01 oh my God she's like sir you have a fully loaded clip and she was all dangling it like this and I'm like oh I was shooting you that I forgot but the fact is she was so like oh you could put it in your carry-on I mean you're checking you could take it back like because yeah because you can right you can like it's yeah but the the person that was in it they're just like oh my god what the ████ oh yeah might get into trouble in Australia I don't know oh yeah yeah I'm glad that they caught it because what if I came into Australia with that yeah I know right yeah I would have been a deep ass ████ because they get angry like off of oranges yeah oh yeah they get angry yeah I do get caught you just say I'm here to shoot rabbits here they probably let you in foreign
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