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Kid Who Shot His Teacher Don't Care

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0:00 This is a video from inside of school and this is a little kid >> Insane. >> holding a gun. >> Damn. >> I told the AP that there was a threat earlier about it. He is 6 years old. He has been on a modified schedule. His mother is to pick him up. >> 6 years old? >> This is his first week without his mother coming to school with him. >> 1346 myself and 2347 >> Why does it sound like a black kid? >> If this was a Netflix show

0:50 >> I thought it was a white kid. >> He would be a white kid but this is in fact a >> Wait, wait, wait, go back. I thought she was holding a blonde child. >> No, that's that's like it's just blurred. >> He said, "You want a piece of me, b████?" >> [laughter] >> His whole DIALOGUE IS FUNNY. IT'S JUST BLURRED. >> OH MY GOD. >> Kid brought a gun to school, shot his teacher. She's survived. We're we're happy about that. >> brought a gun to school? >> Yeah, and then he's in this video like yelling at at at the teachers. Who's the person holding him? >> A teacher and a >> A different teacher or a principal or something, yeah. >> God. >> Can I just say one thing? How lazy you got to be to be sitting down and holding him still? What if What if she was What if this is the eighth hour? How would you hold the kid? How would you apprehend the kid for like hours? >> I don't think any other observation >> This is the only place for that take, by the way.

1:40 >> No, I'm in my head. I'm not I'm not It's not bad, right? But I'm just saying like >> I don't think holding >> a serious ████ moment. >> Holding a 6-year-old is not tough, though. >> No, no, I know, but you got Exactly. So you got to hold No, you shouldn't, but you got to hold the kid and put him down on the ground and >> That's dangerous, though. >> No, but don't put pressure. I get it. Knee on the neck, knee on the chest. I can't I I understand. I'm just saying you got to put them on the ground. >> On the ground public land is already bad, I think. >> Yeah, I understand, but he just he just shot somebody. >> I know, but it's 2026. >> So, he's going to do hands over the head on the ground. >> No, just put them on the ground and just just wait for the cops. Let me get >> But that actually makes sense cuz when you're you're like sitting down, you're at the same level. If she's standing up, >> over. >> she's like this. >> Why are we debating this? >> Can you play Can you play the rest of his dialogue? It's so ████ funny.

2:30 >> Get him. His mother is to pick him up at 2:30. This is his first week without his mother coming to school with him. >> 1346 myself and 2347 and the sheriff deputy are inside room 11 with the suspect. Gun is secure. >> And I called 911 when I heard the I mean, I'm the learning specialist. I came down the hall. blood >> He's trying to get out. >> Yeah, exactly. You see that? >> He didn't swi- He didn't swing on her. >> Not yet. >> He's trying to scold her. >> Where's he at, pal? >> He's over here on the floor.

3:21 >> Yeah, we got him. >> He can stay for now. >> If you feel >> Is he okay? >> He's fine. >> When you shot the gun, did anything hurt you? >> Aw, that's nice. >> Let me see your hands. Let me see your hands. >> Where is the weapon? >> It's on the floor. >> It's over there. >> What did you say? >> That's not how we say it to other. >> At 6 years [laughter] old, that's ████ insane, bro. >> Okay. Let's just not touch his hands or anything, okay? >> He's just holding him like a little teddy bear? >> That's what I'm saying. >> ████ [laughter] you. She fat, BRO. YOU KNOW SHE'S GOING to get tired. >> How old is he?

4:11 >> My mom had to >> old. >> Yes. >> I stole that from my mom. >> Okay, buddy. What's your name? >> If you want a If you want a piece of me, come get it on. >> [laughter] >> If you want a piece of me So, what movie is that line was that from? >> I don't care if you call backup. I don't care if I go to jail. >> [laughter] >> WHAT THE ████ >> [cough] [clears throat] >> DUDE, I really think I really think our times are way too soft. I think the softer the times get, the more of this we have. Cuz I remember there was a period where teachers would be like um like let's say you say some crazy ████

5:01 they'll just ████ smack you cuz they'll be like, "Oh, you want to act like an adult, you're going to get treated like an adult." Cuz I remember in my generation, kids would still get pinched by the tea- >> Yeah, I got pinched. >> Right? And then so I think we were probably the last generation where our teachers put hands on their kids. And because of that, you don't really ████ around because the last thing you want is a male teacher coming and maybe body slamming your [laughter] ass. >> Do you remember they used to have the paddle? >> Yeah. >> Flat one. >> This kid This kid seems like he's beyond that, though. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, this kid's different level. >> But all you need is one good body slam and it'll slam all the mischief out of him. >> I think it's You're going to take a whole match. >> But I think this kid probably does get his ass beat, but he just fights back. Like he doesn't seem >> Maybe he ain't been beat hard enough. >> I don't think he comes from parents that let him do what he wants. >> to go to a Royal Rumble, dude. >> I don't I'm willing to bet he doesn't

5:51 have a dad. >> Yeah. >> Here's the thing, man. Now that we have kids, >> Okay. >> How would you feel if your kid did that? >> I would whoop his ass right there. >> Yeah, me too. >> Actually, it doesn't happen overnight, does it? >> No, that's what I mean. I don't >> saying. >> You got to try really hard at failing to make a kid like this. >> That's what I'm saying. So, what? Like, did he even have a chance >> from his upbringing? >> mom needs to go to jail, bro. >> His mom [laughter] needs to go to jail 1,000,000,000,000 percent. >> that there's even a gun laying around where he can grab it, parents need to go to jail. >> Yeah, well, that's what happened to that other shooting that that boy stole like got his dad's gun or his dad gave it to him or something. Adam neglected and the dad had to do time. They should do that in this case. But, that's crazy. They made a straight-up monster. He's not coming back from this. >> But, that's what I'm saying. This is a

6:41 different level. >> Yeah, smacking this kid in the face isn't going to solve anything. >> future? Do you think he's going to come back? >> I think 1 year 1 year with Uncle Bart, lots of frozen lakes, and lots of tasers, I think we can turn him around. >> No, you need at least 10. >> I think 2 years in Dagestan and forget. >> But, if he's going to go back and live with his mom after that, it's going to reset. >> It's going back to the whole Yeah. >> It's just bad moms make this these kinds of s████, dude. >> Yeah. >> And and and absent dads cuz most of them they don't have fathers around at all. >> how bad of a mom do you have to be to make a kid act like that? >> Well, it might it might also just be like if a dad leaves and the mom has to take care of everything and mom's just not present. Sometimes just not being around is like a >> But, how do you default to that without like >> Or maybe >> Well, there's also there's a absence of parenting, but there's also a injection

7:34 of cr- like There's people that are left alone, right? And then they might be, you know, they have they they have a problem with authority, but to be able to say, "You want a piece of me?" Something else is injected. So, it's not just absence of, it's an injection of negativity. >> Like, it's it's like when when your parents aren't around, you might Maybe the neighborhood kids in this block or whatever, you know? Like, you just try to be like >> Then what happened to their parents? Like Like, I was bad, right? My parents weren't around. I'm still not like that. So, I would be a I would be the 6-year-old in his class going, "Dude, that guy's a I'm an angel." >> What if she's a nonna guy mom at all, but he plays violent video games? >> [laughter] >> You watching violent videos? Like, "You want a piece of me? Come get me." Like, he's what what what What are you watching Die Hard? Like, what's going on? >> He's crazy, but like, um some of my classmates, like, they were

8:25 Crips, but generationally, like, their like grandfather was a gang member. They're like, whatever. But, even they had manners. Like, even they knew ████ right from wrong and like But, they had a different mentality though, cuz they're like all bragging about um the day they go to jail. Like, it was like almost like, that's what you're supposed to do, and that's when you become a man. So, their the world was completely different. So, I think like, I don't know, man, when he probably saw the cops, he was like, "F███ you guys." >> [sighs] >> He's like, "Oh, ████ 5-0 5-0." >> Yeah. >> That's a cultural thing. >> Yeah, I think to like to like to do that, right? To like bring a gun to school, shoot up your teacher, and then when the po-pos is around, you're like, "F███ y'all. I don't care. I'll go to jail, y'all b██████." That Yeah, that's a >> Gangster ████ >> Dude, that's so specific. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He He also said, "Do you got a warrant?"

9:15 >> Yeah. [laughter] >> But, I That also tells me he never got his ass beat. Cuz if you got popped in the mouth hard by a cop, you would know what can happen, and you would just you would still be criminal, but you would you wouldn't want to get popped in the mouth. >> So, you're saying the cop should have the cop should have should have actually >> What I'm saying is, so if he grew up in my time period, I think it's this softer period produces >> I don't know >> No, but they're ████ up teenagers, not 6-year-olds. >> Yes, 6-year-old's different. >> Say a cop popped him in the mouth. If he goes home and the and his mom just tells him the cops are the enemy and >> It just is. Don't let a cop pop you in the mouth. It's a different lesson you learn. >> That cop disrespected you. >> Yeah, exactly. You're not scared of him. You're just like, "Oh, that's the ████ adversary." >> Mhm. >> But that's just He shot the He shot the teacher through her hand into her chest. >> Ho! >> Is the teacher okay? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she's okay.

10:05 >> You know what >> She's pissed, [laughter] though. >> Have you guys seen that video where the They're doing story time and that little boy goes, "Shut the ████ [laughter] up!" And they're like, "Hey, hey, nice words. Nice words." The other moms are like, "Hey, hey, what the f███?" And he's like, "Shut the ████ up!" >> Such a sad problem, cuz I'm like, let's say you have a kid that does this. If you expel him, it's probably even [clears throat] he's going to get even worse if he doesn't have a school to go to. But you also can't keep him at the school. Like, what the ████ do you do? >> No, 100% you can't keep at the school. >> But then if you if you expel him, you know, you just >> matter if you expel If you're If you're a parent, if your kid's in that school, I don't I don't give a ████ what happens to him where he goes in his future. Get him out of my school. >> That's exactly right. If that affects your kid, forget it. >> It doesn't matter. >> Imagine his record right off 6 years old, his record.

10:55 >> Dog. >> Every school he goes to, shot teacher chest. >> [snorts] >> Yeah, who Like, teachers aren't equipped to deal with >> And what school you going to, bro? >> That's true. >> They're not signing They're not signing up for that, right? >> Armenia. >> Cuz I get it like a lot of parents didn't want me around and I'm like, yeah, I It's like, why would you want an animal with rabies next to your kids? >> Think about it like this. That guy gets expelled. He goes into another school, right? And you're a parent of a kid in that school. And you're like, wait, that kid was on the news. That kid shot his teacher? All right, no. Don't put him in this school. Kick him out again. I'm sorry about his potential future. I'm very invested in my kids current future. >> True. This kid needs to go to Siberia or some ████ Like we'll just get him out of here. >> makes me feel like it's not lack of parenting, it's just extra wrong parenting. Cuz it takes a lot of effort

11:46 to create that much character development. >> Something's injected, yeah. >> You made him like a a basically a villain in a kids play. >> Yeah. >> Like it's crazy. >> And the little copy the little copycats, man. So like this is all just coming from the mom or whoever's around the kid. >> Yeah, at six are they formulating their own ████ thought and their decisions against the government? Like >> Yeah, if he's like if he's like you got a warrant it's like can you spell warrant or know what it is? >> No, you're just saying something you saw somewhere. >> Yeah. >> It's like the other day I I say sh- I I go oh ████ watching football at my buddy's house and he he has a four-year-old and she's like "Uncle Steve, you can't say s███." And I was like that's pretty cute but also I I I can't. Like it's over. We can't swear anymore. >> Yeah. >> No, cuz she copies it immediately. >> Oh, yeah. >> She goes "S███. S███." >> Yeah, they just soak it right up and just regurgitate. >> Maybe this guy's like a Stewie Griffin, you know? He's like some reincarnated like he's just got something else, you

12:36 know? He's just grown but he's just in a little kid's body. That's why he's stan- That's why he's being held by this like fat lady but he's like ████ you, ████ >> But he can't move cuz he he's >> Dude, this kid has zero hope, bro. >> Yeah. >> 100% he's going to end up in the news again. Or he might grow up to be one of those motivational speakers. >> Okay, mayor. >> Hell no. >> Or maybe he'll be in a sick rap video. >> Likely. >> That's cool. >> That's funny if he turns into like a Johnny Chang preacher for other kids. >> That's so funny. [laughter] At seven? >> I used to live a life of crime. I SHOT SOMEBODY. >> [laughter] >> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE seven years old, bro. >> Right. >> He's like yeah, but I'm seven now. >> What what would you do if this happened at your school? You came to the scene and they're like this six-year-old shot a teacher. What do you do? >> School I work at? We just apprehend them and call cops and take them. >> Cuff them?

13:26 >> Yeah, we got cuffs. >> You don't smack them in the face? >> No, no, we can't. We just cuff him and then just wait for cops. >> I would fire your ass for not doing your job, bro. >> What are you talking about? It's already happened, right? You're talking about it happened and then I arrive. >> Yeah. >> If I see that BEFOREHAND I GO >> [laughter] >> AND THEN GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND BE LIKE, "OH, WHAT'S UP, YOU ████ WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BUD?" BUD! >> IF YOU IF YOU LIKE SAW him packing, like his backpack is all heavy. >> So, we would have to follow policies. "Hey, what the What is that in your hip?" As soon as he As soon as he pulls it up As soon as he pulls it up and it's like, "AH!" >> [laughter] >> CALL THE COPS. I KICKED HIM BECAUSE HE HAD A GUN. >> OH, OKAY. You won't get in trouble. >> I don't know, man. I feel like if they're under 18

14:16 you're just allowed to ████ grab them and just take whatever. >> Oh, some kid I mean some worker got fired because we just grabbed the kids. Some dude grabbed this kid. >> you work for powerful people. >> We work for >> If there's a ████ >> [laughter] >> IF THERE'S A ████ STREET RAT >> The kid have a gun though, you know what I'm saying? To his point, yeah, if they're under 18 who's at school with a gun, grab his ass. Or anybody with a gun, grab his ass. >> We wouldn't grab the ass, we grab the the wrists. We grab the wrists and then we Excuse me. Ah! >> Nice. >> You know what I'm saying? >> That might That might actually get them to drop the weapon if you grab their ass. CUZ [laughter] IT'S JUST OH, WHAT? I AIN'T GOT IT. >> YOU KNOW? UH WHAT DO you guys think? Should kids be able to bring guns to school? Argue in the comments. >> Yes, sir.

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