0:00 [Music] we've done stuff like this before but because you're a special guest here I got to ask oh that's when you were younger or maybe last week you ever di in ditch a couple times yeah yeah when I was younger tell us SP um it was me and my friend yango he's Korean and we were in the Vietnamese restaurant why you got to do our people like that well oh but you you're Chinese and you escaped into Vietnam you're technically Chinese you can't claim every all the things are you American you can't claim all the things are you American I'm I'm wrong um have you D in ditch don't
0:52 answer the question dude that you what happened you said you and your friend were ████ Vietnamese people over and then well okay first of all you're so hostile with your guest man no no with guest one it's cuz of this dude okay you're immortalized in every video oh yeah you're literally the corporate you know he broke this ████ thing he punched it we're closer though in that way you know I think that's true a way yeah in in a good way yeah that's your that's your bit this is your joke it's you guys' joke but I got to be a part of anyways so there's a pair that enjoyed their pricey meals okay apparently this still happens I think it's just always funnier when it's a older couple or older group of people mhm these people when you're kids you kind of think like you're doing something naughty like ding-dong ditch but then later when you're an adult you're like dude that's so ████ up for the
1:42 waiter and the restaurant and everybody what do you do it and kids got to have a little bit of Grace because you have to do the wrong thing to learn that it's wrong even I mean we all know it's wrong we don't know how wrong it is yeah until you get caught and punished did you do it I feel bad for do it did you guys all do it yeah you I think I did it one time and then I found out that some of those shops if the waiter that serves you if you ditch on them then they have to pay for it and I was like oh dude that's ████ up and I just St 10 more times I stopped after that's so ████ up I've always want to but I always pussied out I did it at a fall restaurant always the Vietnamese Jason I did it in a fall restaurant too in Hawaii oh why why why only a Vietnamese place no no it was just that one time a trend it was just like a food and then and then my friend is like you
2:32 ever D in ditch and I was like no he I was like what is it he's like follow me what yeah and I was just like we we rock paper scissored wow that was it yo no I saw him just run and he looked turned around and laughed at me and I was like I ran it didn't really feel good though did you feel good no I was just like what the ████ was that all about you know I was just like this is kind of pointless and then he did 10 more times you go back and pay for the bill hell no that was was five of us and I was only like 13 at that time but did you ever go back and eat there no cuz I don't remember where I was Dam see cuz they went out of business cuz of you f you can't never go back and find it that five plate got him down damn I feel bad yo whoever it is my bad we're kids at least he apologized huh I say sorry too don't look at me I
3:23 said sorry in my heart no you don't die in ditch no more you don't think about it you don't remember ize it I do I think about it sometimes why did you ask us Anthony yeah because a Welsh couple who DED out on some pricey meals also did it and like you said when you're an adult like Welsh that's ████ up yeah shame on canis people but these people they might be related they went in in London they were like visiting and stuff they had three course meals with the finest cuts of meat W and double portions of dessert wow so they had the seven courses of beef and the two jibat mouse jib mous dude look look at this ████ sure it's a Vietnamese restaurant cuz everyone's doing that a Vietnamese restaurant that's them that's them I can't even see what they look like they're trying to recreate the ████ beetles ████
4:14 penny Lan photo but just covered up and they're fat so it's like it's not like they're like they probably ate a lot it's not like you if you was a little bit homeless you know what I mean and I'm the restaurant owner I'm like that's my donation for the day yeah they got more calories than they need dude if if I was the I want I'm not going to let no smelly ass homeless come into my restaurant but they might be homeless it's just they dress for the occasion since is then I let them in they're brand new homeless or they're still eating really good look how ████ fat they yeah but why do you choose to go find dining though that's just greedy yeah is the only place with fat homeless people we have good food quality here good food quality yeah I I think Pine calories is good you know you know when you see a bunch of them now these days they're all at kicking Cajun too you know a group of kids or group of grown adults come in young adults come in Crazy kicking
5:05 occasion orders da and you just see all of them roll out really yeah there's videos that's ████ up man Seafood is not cheap man it's not cheap and they did they did it to an asian-owned KCK and cajun family I think once you do something like that you're allowed to get ████ up by the restaurant St yeah you should be able to get chased down because then it's like no but in America you're going to get Su yeah yeah yeah of course America is not with you I'm going to change the laws I'm going to create you know how there's hambe law I like that one bring back Ham's law har har hamurabi law hamurabi law like the gorilla no no no harambe it'll be tight if the law is as soon as you leave the counter without paying the
5:55 owner could just shoot you he's like damn I was going to the bathroom so so the way you want to build the way you want to build your shop no the way you want to build your shop is you have your food right here you have your cash register right next to it and it's a long Lobby to the front door that way you have a lot of time to really get your up your shot and there's a gauntlet there's a gauntlet of swinging axes that at the Press of a button just minute you pay it's like safe you know what I you know what I don't deactivates the booby trap yeah when you when you get seated before right like when the host comes up you just hand her the card and then you go ████ sit down like a bar Tap why don't they do that at restaurants or or a lot of places are just opting it's like you put in your order at the
6:46 counter you pay and then they serve you at the table yeah and I think that's more fast casual but if you want the dining experience like why don't you just throw your card like a bar and then you could get the full service that's true yeah just give the waiter your card right and then they'll bring you the ████ card and you sign and then you can leave because so you don't have to do the extra step of I'm ready for the bill well part of part of the dining service is that moment where you're like pretending to pull out your car I got this but then no no no I got this yeah oh you sure well you just do that beforehand then when you're waiting outside oh I got this oh no you got this no but see that's even scary because you're like all right fine I'll get this and then your friend orders everything oh then you guys are no longer friends then you run out then you run out then you run out but then you get shot by the owner you you run out and the g the
7:36 swing axes are still there I like I like the dining part where you look at the prices they like M yeah I'll just get the appetizer today thank you call it a day that's me K mac and cheese please sometimes it hit harder than the adult onesz they make it more delicious they make it more delici extra cheesy do you think dining out is a right cuz I remember a right it's a privilege yeah like a lot of people though treat food delivery and dining out as if it's like a necessity I don't remember like growing up and going out to eat so much though I feel like our generation we get food delivery and we go out a lot so like like yeah either I
8:26 grew up I don't think I grew up poor but I don't remember talking to anybody that frequented restaurant as much as our generation and the younger generation does same do you feel like a lot of your friends or people that you know are like really good I not really good Cooks but like they cook regularly do do you guys cook regularly at your house my wife does yeah cuz I feel like most people I know now they don't really cook that much or if they're in a couple like one person Cooks most of the time and the other person doesn't cook I that's probably the problem Amo I feel like more people cooked most cuz my mom was a horrible ████ cook she cooked yeah my mom too like she she was horrible at cooking but it was a thing we still ate at home and then we might have gone out to eat or ate at restaurant food once a week yeah but now people are like postmating every single meal and no one's making food
9:16 that generation again gen generally speaking especially in the Asian culture right it was like there was mainly one bread winner like maybe the mom does still have a job or something like that but like my mom would always come home early from the cleaners cuz she had to like cook before my Dad closed up shop and came home whereas now it's like both parties are fulltime Jobs full career their own identity and stuff so it's not like you can put pressure on like one person to like cook for both anyway that's what it is you take turns when your schedule allows you you cook at home or does Nina cook at home I cook I when I cook I usually end up cooking for myself because Nina's not available going out or something like that you know what I mean and then she's only cooking for both of us when she got home early cuz clients like them workout or like it was a weekend and I was working cuz I mainly work on weekends yeah I remember eating dinner at home with the
10:06 family all the time and then when we went out it was for special events I I have a question for you everyone the when you guys go out to eat did you ever ask to order anything besides water oh yeah some say you know recently as I got older I would probably not a smart idea but I would or is order a drink but before I used to never I used to always get water cuz I like this a ████ ripoff there's they're scamming me oh you feel that that's how I that's how I used to feel but now I'm getting to a point I'm like I got to go back to that it changed my my mind where I lived with my dad so growing up my mom my mom's Taiwanese super cheap never only order water uh but when I live with my dad because my dad was a refugee I think he was like dude we're in America you get what you want oh wow and then and even though he he was poorer than my mom
10:56 yeah you would think that that he would it's different it's weird my dad would be like I'll eat something it's not that good my mom I don't give a ████ if it's good or not you're finishing it my dad like you don't like it order something else what yeah it's different it was like a a wa he'll be like this you didn't I didn't ████ come here in a container for you to eat food that don't like so it's was like way different it's like it's one was one was scarcity and then became more abundant minded and the other one was more abundant and became more scarcity minded wow and that's why their marriage worked out it's perfect only lasted six years my mom my mom cooks it up like fire Kimi chig from scratch sausage chig rice ponchan baah blah blah ba then you got my dad spamming egg breakfast lunch and dinner every but he does it differently
11:46 morning scrambled lunch over easy dinner both you know I was just say hey which I didn't mind
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