0:00 but when I saw that picture I was like I was like I can see why he got ran over [Music] all right Nick you're gonna love this one it's a very heartwarming story it's quite good has a nice ending 12 year old boy was riding his bike in Jerusalem he was hit by a car pretty much got run over and uh his head was decapitated from his body why would I like this they reattached it is back alive yay [Applause] they did what what holy ████ do that so they completely you're right I do like this okay God damn it dude wait they know how to ████ do that no so here's the thing it says head rolled
0:50 and then they just put it back on it wasn't a straight decapitation it's a specific kind of decapitation called internal decapitation which sounds even crazy okay so what happened is bone wise oh like his ver his base of his skull got detached from his verb right oh my God but the blood vessels and skin were all connected holy ████ so the so so everything was like still brief nervous so he got glow stick so he probably he probably cracked his lipstick it cracks on the inside that's what the doctor said that's crazy I understand what was happening classic case of glow stick but then is he paralyzed no he's not he's totally fine he doesn't even have any like cognitive uh like what if he's evil now what if he's evil now that's the question that is the question wait so he was cross-eyed before what I was hoping
1:42 nobody would I was that honestly can I say something that was the first thing I saw well because you weren't looking for some sort of neck if you said it went back to original that means he was cross-eyed before it had nothing to do with cross nerves yeah when you turn the picture over the first thing I noticed was the eyes straight up dude was that you I think it's a fighter thing we just look in the honor Fighters like oh so his leg his ligaments everything he didn't know who he was looking at he's a cross-eyed Southpaw I see so the ligaments in the muscle cut but the skin and the vessels isn't that crazy very crazy yeah so he's he's basically like in a sec because I guess when you do you know when you see those crash videos like your limbs do like they all just yeah shoes like fall off and ████ so maybe that's what happened his like everything was so loose I just
2:33 went like like 40 in disaster so they basically the doctors at this hospital just had to make a really fast judgment call and they were able to save them and literally this kid talking fine no neurological deficit it's because it's the land of Jesus kinda huh why are you so mean that's what they said no no I didn't hear him sound they heard juicy how are you not hearing him you're so mean for not hearing your husband can I say something I love her so much I ████ love you can I say something this isn't a knock on the kid at all I was saying you're so mean wait when is when is cross-eyed ever a bad thing it's not a bad thing stop bringing it up I used to call it cockeyed okay cockeyed but when you hear about a story about a kid getting his head decapitated yeah and then you say we saved him and then you show me the picture and the first thing I noticed is the cross side
3:24 that's all right you're just judgmental it's not judgmental it's just noticeable you know how much game this guy can spit now he probably could he's gonna be like Crush nothing could stop me he's he's going to be CEO so you're saying right that if this was your kid and you're in the waiting room like God I hope he's okay they go Nick he's gonna make it he's fine and then bring him out and he goes hey Dad you're gonna have a problem with that yeah is that what you're saying I'm not gonna have a problem I'm just saying that it's noticeable your dogs look like that now that's what I'm saying and guess what and I look at my dogs and I go that's not funny dude okay those are my are you serious you're doing that he's laughing he's laughing this is JK news
4:15 you kind of put me on the spot Geo real hard anytime he says that was the line that you crossed it why are you yelling at me so we didn't we didn't establish it was cross-eyed before this old photo of himself how'd you get a picture attached when you say something Geo say something he's
5:07 spitting he's the one giving us the report he's not making this up he just said it looked like Tesh yeah how'd you get a picture attention you're just writing out random things now I'm just sad he didn't actually get is he cross-eyed I wanted him to be backwards okay look is this cross-eyed wait that's not the same kid same kid it is the same kid you guys are ████ up oh the other kid who just showed me that was this big on screen yeah save kid okay look are you serious bro that's not cross-eyed that's evil eyes that's what I said remember things honestly if I had to fight that guy I'd be like God damn what I'm gonna lose dude he for sure woke up Slytherin dude
5:58 look at that just like looking at you know like sometimes you get caught looking at two things and that's fine he died and came back to life he came back with like eye shadow yeah it makes it like evil some people dressed he just got the cabinet man that's that's crazy that's a big deal JK shout out just take it away dude if that happened to my kid he got ████ ran over in my mind I'm like okay ████ Tiger's gone right but it's like if the ████ two doctors are able to come out yo we can fix them I'm like oh my God I'll ████ suck a dick right now I have a reporter host question yeah how did they know he was decapitated if it was internal
6:50 he became a big highlighter color yeah you know like if you you got a pack of crackers and without opening the package you just smash the ████ out of it you can just tell the broken it's like that and you don't want to buy it you're like not me you know those crackers are smushed you know the success rate here you need a Jewish doctor that's what you mean Oh I thought you wanted to know it's 55 really oh that's a high success rate it is 55 55 of people that this happens to don't survive that moment of impact is 55 failure or success rate that's not it doesn't matter it's right in the middle dude no that's better than Blackjack on 55 is amazing where's the five percent man so that makes a difference that's that's not the surgery that's like right when it happens you either die or you're just this like that's half and half dude but
7:42 it's better odds it's better odds than Blackjack that's all I'm saying in a casino if 55 was in my favor I'd be a rich dude you'd be like I take those odds what are you saying that you would what what did you just say it's a good it's a good odd question of the year so they had to fuse got it they took his like skull and they fused the base of it back to his spinal column using screws rods plates and bone graft bone that's amazing man modern medicine is crazy no you need Jewish doctors Jewish doctors there's no other there's no other photo of him other than that one like in existence in Jerusalem there's not a ████ influencer you need a combination of Science and spirituality it sucks when you get a before and after pick you got prayer and you got doctorism
8:32 that's amazing though because man if that happened to taika oh my God I don't know what I would do I lose my ████ I don't mind if it comes back cross side if he's alive yeah that's true but he got evil eyes is evil she's pointing at Joe perspectives often off I was like I have the resume of loving cross-eyed things it is pretty funny to imagine that he's just evil now yeah bro but that happens though when you get hit by a car with brain trauma some people like their personality they have a different like accent I think it's just that anesthesia didn't wear off yes yeah he's still a little loser still kind of like highest ████ alone I gotta take a picture I still like that both of these guys saw across on they're like it's a fighter thing he said it yeah yeah like as a fire you can spot
9:23 cross-eyed people way easier that we all can't see it what if he came back to life but that was a perfect moment for a demon to go inside of him okay that's an 824 result that's a thing dude he came back to life as a demon and he goes it's my turn now it looks like what he's saying okay that's why I said it at the beginning so sometimes there's a cost right there's a cost to to some of this stuff he's like because it's it is Jerusalem so it's like the second coming of Christ now it's the first coming of Satan douche watch this I got it so he was already evil okay the person that wanted to run him over was trying to Jesus it was a Chinese tourist so it was Jesus he time traveled to present day Chinese
10:15 tourists why would Jesus always he he's human form yeah but this time as a Chinese tourist okay he rented a car right and he's out to get future Satan and then and these doctors and then these stupid back together you tried to do a Highlander yeah yeah you didn't get me Jesus hopefully there's enough fighters in Jerusalem that can spot this kid because regular people can't see that honestly we should keep an eye on this kid I almost died he has eyes on you it's the same picture no the other kid that he pulled
11:08 he pulled off like I was like I I can see why he got ran over so ████ because he wasn't seeing the road right because the intersections look different to him I could see what he got run over because he sees double vision how could you say that this was a Chinese tourist Jesus
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